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# Perspective Scrolling Tutorial for those who have wondered how it was done
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# woah
look at it go!

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Yay
all it need now is a kitten on a bicycle to hide the vanishing point ;)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Wonderful tutorial :D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# quick scan for now
but looks ace

thanks for that :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# first thought is to have something in the foreground to hide the vanishing point
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Yes this is a blank animated canvas to stick your cartoon characters on hiding the
vanishing point is good and will make it look sweet.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# aha
cool
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier ;)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# woosome!
clickety!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha
well ok then!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Great stuff
Will have to give this a go sometime while im off work.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# lovely
hope it's easier than the last one, they still confuse me
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# That one has been replaced by this one
as it wasn't very good and didn't work properly.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i will be in touch if i can't make it work
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I think I love you.
This is just what I need, in simple words which I understand. Ta!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Contains some spelling mistakes but I think you can work through them
I'll proof read and amend at some later time.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Dream of Peace..
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# ooooh nice
flags in harmony

*clicks*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I like this a lot.

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# A whole meg of paisley lurve...
I don't know whether to salute or cry...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# NO!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# He cannot help shaking his head.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Shit - sorry, there is a thumb somewhere.
This is in the past now, so I am going to just leave it, because I am a cunt!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# AHAHAH
woah
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# bloody nora
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Are you still weighing your poo?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# No, I did 9 months (well 40 weeks),
to match my wife's gestation.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# That is an impressive devotion to poo-weighing
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha, it took me a sec!
I await the follow on sound of spangs in the wind
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Here have a badly made pea roast from me
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I made this in paint with my left hand:
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck yes :D
Bindun though ;D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
You know damn well that was part of my inspiration ;]
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Not sure about the oversized front light, but you have to put up with it.


Mirrors are from another bike, obviously. There was sod all I could do with the plastic old lady ones.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# sans engine
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I think it is under the seat?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Have you been thread deleting perchance?
I wouldn't mind but my 8000th post was in that thread.

I neither was aware of the fact nor did anything celeb rating it, but the fact remains that my 8000th post has disappeared :(
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Spears!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# 3/10
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# LEAVE HER ALONE!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ta da!!
b3ta.com/board/9056126#post9056140

actually, i can see no reason to delete that thread. terribly bad manners ellis ol' chum!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Well it did get slightly horse-jacked...
but no reason to do the unthinkable and delete the thing...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# meh
i if my pic gets few responses, i don't get huffy
and i don't delete either
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# sorry but
RIS???
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# What precisely are you trying to get?
I made a short old woman's scooter into a longer 16 year old boy's scooter.


Yes, I see what you mean.

Still, beats making long cars short, I guess?

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I see...
...is having a engine under the seat a good idea? Would hate to have a blown gasket in that situation.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I cannot see why not.
I have an engine under the seat in my car and any really fast bike has got a shitload of engine underneath you anyway.

A chain coming off at 130mph is nasty, let me tell you.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# i once went down a really steep hill on my bicycle
i shit my pants then so i dont fancy your scenario one bit sir
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I have had a chain come off on my GPX at 130, in the outside lane of the M40.
Thankfully it just took out a car.

I have had a chain come off on a Diversion (courtesy bike - not mine, I hasten to add) which cut through the delta box and caused the back wheel to come partially off and turn through 90 degrees.

A guy I used to ride with had the chain come off and come up through his seat and make a hole in through his chin-guard and out through the top of his lid, without touching him at all.

The Harley had a belt drive ;¬)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# yeah
chains, man
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# the chain came off my push bike once
got my hands all dirty putting it back on again
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# one of my spokey-dokeys came off once and pinged into gareth Davies's eye
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# it's been pimped
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Your mother has been pimped.
Yes, how do you like those words, you darned honkey?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# my mother's dead you callous fucker
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Less callous, more corpse.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# don't waste your time
she was rubbish when alive :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I just put a bladder in a pre-war rugger ball.
I had forgotten how spheroid they are, compared to modern balls.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# i've just had a glass of sloe gin
i'm now going to do some shoddy photoshopping


this blog is rubbish
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# bat bike
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Harley Davidson aftersales mirrors.
I used to ride a 1200 Sportster, but I promise, I did not have bat wing mirrors.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# you had the batbike?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# No, I had a sportster 1200 with a fatboy tank.
I rather enjoyed it too - I had some fast bikes over the years, but I think that the sportster was the most fun.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# some thing about a bike
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I may have a got at car pimping tonight. Or not.
Does anyone know a site with big sets of similar images?
Like 50 pictures of the same cheetah or something.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# yo dawg!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I do?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Keep Tatooine Tidy!


Hopefully things will get better after more beer...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I been playing...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *That, is fucking excellent*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Is that a man or a muscular lady?
*faps anyway*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Could be both:
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHH!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# And I'm done.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# WTF?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# O_O
*note to self: never click a link next to flashing NSFW signs*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# this^^^^^^^over and over
damn break out the mind bleach...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Barf.
Note to self. Never click flashing NSFW's.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Get back to 15 minutes ago.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I know,
I also know someone who really wants to play with it.

His sexuality completely escapes labels.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i dunno
if it was on offer, i'd have a go
purely to sate curiosity
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# In theory I agree with you, in practise I would have some doubt I could rise to the occasion,
my natural sexuality is pretty narrow, altho my sexual preference is pretty wide open, I'd just have to like them.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# wow
bloody amazing :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] IT'S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAASSSSS!

Edit: Ripping off the pick'n'mix has never been so easy. Anyone want to run a book on who'll be the next company to go into administration?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# that lit up my face
woo *clicks*

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
BOOM!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# again?!
but we've only just had it!!
=D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# From the Big Bong Theory !
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# BOOM!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# How about a nice cup of - well, you get the idea.


I got the 'tasche in a cracker, and already had the helmet. :D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# red leader standing by
woo for your cup of tea just had one with honey in it instead of sugar
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Isn't that 'tache upside down?
EDIT Woopic either way...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Nope
Some reason thats the way it clips on :S
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# How strange...
Maybe it's for Australians! HaHAHAHahAHAHAhHAHhAhahahHAa HA HAHaHAHAhaHAhHAAaa. I'm going to get beer now.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Are you sure that you do not misunderstand the clip?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Your beard needs more work there.
It's a bit patchy at the moment.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# its also a bit desperate dan ish
just a bit
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Does it pass the 'light a match' test?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Nope
in fact i think im bleeding
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# As I recall,
he used to hammer the bristles in with a sledge hammer, then bite them off from the inside.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# it was only recently tilled and replanted
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# How's the chow in the mess hall ?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I'll be back, with some tasty beer

I would like to thank you all for not shouting at me and calling me a cunt while I rattled off this lot.
previosely
Edit : www.b3ta.com/board/9055361 - list of squirrels makes me look a bit needy. (I am a bit needy, 23 in the last two weeks)


(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU CUNT
/helpful
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ty xD
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# If you're pandering . . . pass the fur juice !
Cnuts to you . . . and don't stop now . . .
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I gotz to sotp sometime
my nuts are empty
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Squirrel Porn Spam
nice
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# YOU AND YOUR SLUTTY SQUIRRELS!!! WOO!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# This one is a lady,
she painted her nails and everything.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
#
she he. It is clearly a transvestite. No proper girl squirrel would dress like that
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hmmm
*double checks source*
omg your right!!!
images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31935.jpg
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# PESKY SQUIRREL CUNT
BINDUN BY JAMNO....Oh.....jamnog you cunt.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] (waves goodbye)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# did he get his costume
thats what i want to know.


woo and much yay with additional hoopla
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# that was an awesome shop
www.b3ta.com/board/9053994

:o)

Staff were in fancy dress on final day around our way. One member of staff was dressed (quite convincingly) as a stormtrooper. I wonder what his 'up to' discount on it was....
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# well during my "reserch" I can guess it
would have been between £58-64 for a good storm trouper costume. unless he went for one of those endor style biker scout ones they are cheaper. the largest online discount... ahh umm yes heh you meant rhetorically
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# The hole is whole . . .
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ha!
I was going to saying something about woolworths but I wasn't sure which planet.. so i file named and went oh.. :D

mind if I drop something here.. I don't know why I ask as it's going to be done before you get the option of saying no.. but thanks to archies link have a redo of the last frame of my comic entry thing...

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# its actually hoth
I recognize it more from starwars battlefront, than the film. Because thats where all the campers sit with the rocket launchers and mines :(
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# yarp..
as it says in ze file name.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# oh, ah, yes umm
*shuffles off*

edit woo for your pic btw
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I love this :)
(, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
and farewell Woolies
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# If father christmas was your father, does that make you the son of christmas? IE Jesus?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# nope
makes you the Spawn of Santa
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i prefer firefox jesus
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Pfft
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# It might make you a product of insects . . .
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# ooooh, do you have that source pic kicking around?
very nicely done, too :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Familiar?
Allow, aint posted on here in a lonnnng while. Just seen this album cover and thought it had a very familiar silhouette.



(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# oooooooh your in for it now boy :(




i still love you.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# my stars the nazis must be full of too much festive cheer
:)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Happy New Year!!!


mustabindun?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# oh my god, we're all going to die!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Although...
at this scale, Vader would be less than an inch tall, the little fucker!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# with his wee midget force
eep
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# fear teh
midget force...

[fears]
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Everyone dies!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Don't like Mother Theresa...
Eh?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Not much, I suppose.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# What a stupid site.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *hums imperial march*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That's some ball !
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You're on fire today Archie
Woo
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# You dirty mindpissing swine ;p
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# If I was going to do mind piss
I would simply have mentioned the game :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# He's
on

fucking

FIRE!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# oh yes !!!
*click
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# this is woo
I'm lovin this
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Top Work, Fella
Being prolific today, are we Sir?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# "My little buttercup, has the sweetest smiiiile!"
"Dear little buttercup, wont you stay a whiiiiile!"
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Fandabbidozie!
I'm looking forward to a frontpage that's all Great Architect, as far as the eye can see!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I've been doing an essay about disability in performance
And attributing it to a quote that was mentioned, which said "disabled actors are just used as dustbins for disavowel".

A very odd phrase, but I couldn't help but think of a campaign where rubbish bins are protesting against the removal of vowels from the English language. Recycling Containers message each other in "txt spk".



Click for bigger (91KB)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# dis a vowel A
F, dat a consonant

sounds good to me
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I imagine the bin on the left saying in an extremely foppish voice "Oh, how I must suffer!"
I don't know why
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] All Luke wanted were his presents.....
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# luke i am your father (christmas)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# nice one squire
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] a young fella in a bathrobe and the shiny tin one off star wars choose a tree
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# "But Master Skywalker that's no Pine Cone!"
haha
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# interesting you should say that
as a general rule of thumb pine cones point upwards, this is a blue spruce, Picea pungens, whereas fir trees have downward pointing cones.
always a handy thing to know.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# "shut it ya big tin bastard"
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# woo
yay
hoopla

but you got their names wrong!!!!
*silently rocks back and forth*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# i think you'll find they're right
the shiny one was definitely in one of the star wars films
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *glares*
cp3doo was his proper name
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# "IT'S BEHIND YOU, YOU TWATS!"
:D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# i thought he flew one of them
google said he did, i checked

edit/ i promise to watch all the star wars films in 2009, it's my resolution to the /board
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# watch them in the order
ep 5, ep 2, ep 1, ep 3, ep 5 (again), ep 6, ep 4

just because nobody will have done it that way before
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I started with episode 6
then 4, 5, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 1, 2, 3
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# i think i did a similar thing
although i didn't see 5 for the longest time

and every year at school they'd play 6 as the christmas movie
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# you lot sort it out amongst yourselves
and let me know the order, all i know is i only ever saw the second one when it first came out in the cinema
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I did
4 (when it was 1 and on at the cinema)
5 (when it was 2 and on at the cinema)
6 (when it was 3 and on at the cinema)

Approx 10 year gap while they stopped just selling action figures and started making movies again.

1 (which was shit, so I've never watched 2 and 3 at the cinema)

Approx 20 year gap, then...

4, 5, 6 (when they were shown on TV just before Christmas)

I've still never seen 2 or 3!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i think i'll just watch them in the order i borrow them off the internet
this is far to confusing and i'm only doing it so i have a vague notion of what the hell you lot are on about.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i think your 10 and 20 year gaps may be the wrong way round.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# love it :D
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# heartwarming
and most woo
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# cheers for the sauce link earlier
some nice images there.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Well done indeed
Lovely, and I love the X-Wing in the background. :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Fixed it!
He sure do like to dance.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# yay
boppin allen makes me happy XD
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Fixed yeah but is it worth a new thread I wonder?
Ah sod it what do I care it's no inconvenience to me. But mind the BoardNazis.

woo :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# good stuff
have this

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

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