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[challenge entry] I haven't actually seam this film before.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I am glad
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Considerably more H&S Compliant
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# haha yes
Film is pretty bad tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Film is brainless fun
One big action scene. The actual plot takes about 5 mins in total.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# The Film
It's awesome, and gory and action packed, but at the end, you realise you've just spent 2 hours watching oiled muscular men prance about the Grecian coast in leather underpants.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm...

idea triggered by www.b3ta.com/board/9174845
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Ooooooh yeah . . . finally got it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# whoo!
that makes two of us then :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# i so wish i knew what was missing
ignorance isn't bliss
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# check the filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Wrong dude . . .
not the deputy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh b3ta, you've finally managed a compo that interests me again
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Haha
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# nicely
and agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# arf!
and hello!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Haha
Is the next one going to be minus the balcony?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Of course not
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hehehe
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# nice!
works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah . . . so easy on the eyes . . .
Smugless in Seatle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# heh
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Very nicely done!
edit: Cheeky pearoast for compo LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Clear . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# lol
very nicely... surprisingly good tarmac, very tasty, my compliments to the chef
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I've just realized it's Wednesday :)
S O S L O W..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun???


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# yes
and be a love and slot in an existing thread
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# whoops sorry.
*hangs head*
seemed like a good idea at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ahh what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# crap like this


doesn't deserve its own thread
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# sorry.
*smacks back of hand*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# How long before someone compoes a blank post?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# wish i'd thought of that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# bin dun too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# that it has saw it yesterday.
can't remember who though.
and it was compo'd
may have been before yesterday.
i dunno!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i think there were a few in the initial compo announcement replies
god i'm sounding grouchy tonight, i need fluff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Needs more black . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *checks
*looks behind sofa, under desk under bed* sorry i'm all out of black. i have magenta though if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# That would make it too brown . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# MMmmmmm brown!
yum!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# That's Smell the Glove!!!
what has been removed from this great Spinal Tap Album cover???

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# no its not
its the white album, just less white!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I removed the invisibility cloak !!!!! Spang!!


...and added a row of pixels at the bottom so it IS SHOPPED :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# And what a row
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# took ages
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Majix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure why I bothered to shop this
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Sick man!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Oof
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Orth by orthest . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
# haha
yes!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Sky underlined . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Ha!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Safe at last !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Ha, we went different ways on this
www.b3ta.com/board/9175835

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# this deserves a woo!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# probably not going to get as much press with this one
mad chinaman stands in empty road shouting at imaginary tanks.
nicely ms tech
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# haha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# According to China
This is what actually happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

Shit generator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# bindun
see below!
www.b3ta.com/board/9175870
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Buggah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :D
greats minds etc....
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I approve of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun i'm afraid
mind if i slot one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] me too
(meepmeep is, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# you've got me on this one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# It seems to be missing
a pale blue dot.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# If i were a betting person . . . I would say . . . WIN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Smartness.
Melikey! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ìàãèÿ VooDoo
ß âîîáùå íèêîãäà íå âåðèëà â ñàìûå íåïðàâäîïîäîáíûå êîëäîâñêèå ñîáûòèÿ, ïðåæäå âñåãî òîãäà, êîãäà êòî-òî èç çíàêîìûõ ïûòàëñÿ óâåðèòü, ÷òî íà ìîþ äóøó íàâåäåíî êàêîå-íèáóäü ñèëüíîå çàêëèíàíèå èëè ïîð÷à. Òåì íå ìåíåå âñåãî-íàâñåãî ïî÷òè ìåñÿö íàçàä ìû ñ ìîåé ïîäðóãîé ðåøèëè ðàäè èíòåðåñà ïîåõàòü ê áàáóøêå-ãàäàëêå. Ìåíÿ, ñîáñòâåííîãî ãîâîðÿ âçÿëè òóäà ê êîëäóíüå ïðîñòî çà êîìïàíèþ. Íó ÷òî æ - ïðèêèíóëà ÿ - ïðèøëà ìîÿ î÷åðåäü ïîáûâàòü ó ãàäàëêè.
Êîãäà ìû ïîïàëè ê ÿñíîâèäÿùåé, áàáóøêà ìãíîâåííî ïîäîøëà êî ìíå ñ òàêèìè ñåðüåçíûìè ñëîâàìè: "Îé, äî÷åíüêà, íå äàíî ïðîæèòü òåáå áîëüøå ìåñÿöà íà áåëîì ñâåòå...". Ñàìî ñîáîé ðàçóìååòñÿ, ÷òî êðîìå óëûáêè ó ìåíÿ ó ìåíÿ ýòî óâåðåíèå íå âûçâàëî. Òåì âðåìåíåì áàáóøêà ïðîäîëæèëà ñâîå íåâåñåëîå ïîâåñòâîâàíèå: "Íàêîëäîâàëè íà òåáÿ
ñàìîå çëîå ïðîêëÿòüå - äóøà ó òåáÿ óæå ïî ïðàâäå îäíîé íîãîé íà òîì ñâåòå... è æèçíåííûé ðîä ñâîé òû óæå íå ñìîæåøü ðàçâèòü èç-çà òîãî æå...". Íà ñàìîì äåëå âðà÷è ìíå óæå ïî÷òè 3 ãîäà òîìó íàçàä ðàññêàçàëè î òîì, ÷òî ÿ íèêîãäà íå ñìîãó ðîäèòü, îäíàêî êàê âñå-òàêè êàêèì îáðàçîì ÿñíîâèäèöà óçíàëà îá ýòîì - âñå-òàêè ÿ äåðæàëà ýòî â ñåêðåòå è íè êîìó, íè ìàìå, íè ïàïå, íè áëèçêèì ïîäðóãàì íå ðàññêàçàëà î ñâîåé ïðîáëåìå.
Ïîñëå ýòèõ ñëîâ ãàäàëêà âçÿëà êàêóþ-òî ñòðàííóþ êíèãó, îòêðûëà å¸ è ñîâåðøèëà êàêîé-òî íåïîíÿòíûé ðèòóàë. Ïîñëå âñåãî ýòîãî îáðàòèëà íà íàñ ñâîé âçãëÿä è ðàññêàçàëà, ÷òî òðàäèöèîííî íåîáõîäèìî ïðèíåñòè æåðòâåííîå ïðèíîøåíèå. ß íå äîëãî äóìàÿ, ðåøèëà áûñòðî ðåòèðîâàòüñÿ è ìû ñ ïîäðóãîé óøëè îò ñòàðóõè, íå äîâåäÿ äî ëîãè÷åñêîãî çàâåðøåíèÿ äèàëîãà.
Áîëüøåãî íè÷åãî îáîñíîâàííîãî è ïðàâäîïîäîáíîãî ñòàðóøêà íå ñêàçàëà - êàê âû äóìàåòå, íåîáõîäèìî ëè ìíå âåðèòü åå ðàññêàçó?
(beepGramb, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Mindpiss it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# bop it, pull it
twist it!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Who do you think you are?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# jeff?
not sure.. you?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Ah.
I was singing the Spice Girls' smash hit.

I'm Tim. Nice to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:03, archived)
# i'm actually Neil
but never mind

(notice we both have dog in our name wow lol rofl [or something])
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# wooo fp this now!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Old Mac Donald had a Spam.....ãàîîîââîîîõõ
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Excellentest reply !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# How are you going to spam your Russian brides with no links?
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# DO YOU SELL PHENTERMINE? IF NOT THEN PISS OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# That's easy for you to say!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# INVISIBLE CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ah, I know
Canon, Nikon and all the other fiendish photographic cunts just increased their prices across the board by 37%, as of yesterday

THE SCUM
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Free translation
I in general never trusted in the most improbable magical events, first of all when someone from friends tried to assure, that any strong spell or damage is induced at my soul. Nevertheless only almost one month ago we with my girlfriend have decided to go for the sake of interest to the grandmother-fortuneteller. Me, own speaking have taken there to колдунье simply for the company. Well - I have estimated - my turn at the fortuneteller has come to visit.
When we have got to ясновидящей, the grandmother instantly подошл
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Thank you for the Babel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Spore by Spore !
Or . . . Spore X Spore = 16
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Spore by Spree = 12, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# =TACO
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# You are one day late
I waited all night for you last night. In vain.
I bought my spam, Russian brides, Viagra and pr0n elsewhere.
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ìàãèÿ VooDoo?
where can I get some Ìàãèÿ VooDoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Who doo?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# FAST FOOD DOGS.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# BANNAGE = DONE
Haven't got the Russian character set on this machine - does this look like spam to you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# It would
if it had any links in it, I guess.

Inept spam, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] not so happy now is he?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# bada badadala dow!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Yay for the GH non-sausage!
Related (NWIOT)...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hahahah
now that's some sausage loss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I do like the fact
that his expression has "sudden sausage loss" written all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha. Mind if I drop in another entry here? Don't like contributing to the compo thread rush with my shit...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# mad thread rush too!
i have never seen the like!
well i am comparatively new here.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# What a blast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I love you Roland!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahaha!!!!
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
fuck!
i found that far funnier than i should have!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here and fuck off to hell


Click for bigger (89 kb)
"So THAT'S your secret"
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# you shopped out her pupils, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Exactly
Because, of course, she was looking at the camera.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# She's a teacher?
I'm guessing the bloke is from OFSTED, then.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Ha ha
Damn, I was gonna do that :)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# notsure
if it got an bigger
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I don't get it
I think we need the source pic to fully understand the hard work you've put into this
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# I agree
I've had to photoshop the missing part back in in the meantime. I'd like to see more of this lovely young lady. Where's the source?
(timewaster treemagnet, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
the tune is in my head, you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# the compo's only been open 2 minutes
it's unliekly to have been done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It may have been something someone has done before, however?
Afterall, this is Hitler and it is Hitler's moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# And Hitler's top lip, underneath Hitler's nose, in close proximity to Hitler's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Oh! My! Gawd! it all makes sense now!
it tried to look human -- how cunning...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# his chin is also below his mouth just above his tie!
^troof
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# So has it or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/challenge/invisible/
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I've seen an anim where the moustache runs around his face
but not this particular pic (and not in this compo).

And woo, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
#
I did him without the tash holding a razor ages ago. I can't remember the compo. I think most things have been done though, so I wouldn't lose any sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# whoa! that bares a scary resemblance to my grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Your dad is...
AICM...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *gives*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# It would explain why you're so brauny!
*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Gillette. The best a Fuhrer can get.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# *Titter* :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# meine razor
ist kaput!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# To be world class, you need to be top of your game.
And for that, you need to be the best!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# introducing the gillette reich 3
for a closer shave!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# at least someone got it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] what?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# wow
he looks like Mr Bronson without the tache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# That looks eerily like my uncle....
Who ironically, is also in Politics....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# THEY NEVER FOUND HITLER'S BODY
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# THEREFORE: 'SUSHI'S UNCLE IS HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# LETS MAKE A CHANNEL 5 DOCUMENTARY ABOUT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# What a claim to fame!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# YOU COULD BE AN HEIR TO THE REICH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Does that mean I am entitled to all that Nazi Gold
that Harrison Ford has?

But at the same time, will I not have to pay reparations to the jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yes to both.
The sad thing is that you'll have to become a bureaucrat and everything you do will have to be done in triplicate.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
I wish I hadn't said anything now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Lost his upper lip fuhrer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] pfffttt....

*whores out old shit that's not on fire for the comp.*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# oooh nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Still would !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# yet...
she casts a shadow
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# That looks a bit like Ricky Gervais.
And is also fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] toast for the challenge! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Cool . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:55, archived)
# nicely done
how i wish i was there....
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# My eyes are opened
Errr - isn't that Keith Joseph?

OMG I ALWAYS KNEW - THAT BASTARD!
(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I actually liek this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha! looks council house
without the dome! i love this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# No more slumdog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Also a pearoast since I think it fits the brief
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Nothing Gothic . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Got the Taj . . . no Mahal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!
I sense a distinct lack of talent on reeves' part!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ah now i get it
there is no spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
There really isn't.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Sneaky . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Have a *click* then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Oh, now this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# spoooooooon!


I never trusted that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Oh, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite Invisible, but at least missing....
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm.. something missing.....
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# the Predator?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# My thoughts
Exactly
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)
# poor Henry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# no now he has the power of invisabilty
gonna ruin our fun though!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# What happened to Henr_
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# jebus fucking christ, it is Cloney Clone the clonest picture in the world
ooo and a bit of smudge

nice thou
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Send in the clones....
:)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Yes.....

but would it taste the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Winner
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If it is being done by the Blue Peter presenters, they will probably drop it in a minute :D

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky pea for compo.


have you guessed what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hella pad . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *goes to hull
hull
dagenham
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# It's crowded down here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# why do all the buildings look like tetris?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Because of the visa versa effect . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I used to live just round the corner from those flats.
What a shithole.
(Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Good air !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Smug


It had to be done
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Ah, was wondering how long this would take :P
Who's first to remove one of the Quos, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I saw a wonderful shop of the pony-tail guy (Rossi?)
Holding up a giant fish instead of the blond-blue-suit guy.

*hopes someone haves and posts*
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ha!
Who'll be the first to take Henry's bag!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# no you can't take henry's bag!
poor henry! thug!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Ha!
I'd like to see you try! Knowing Henry as well as I do, he would stab you if you even joked about doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# For some reason . . . he looks even smugger . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'd love to know the source context of Smug Bastard
If it weren't for the facial expression, I'd say it was a professionally-composed shot.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# it's from getty images
and it's part of a set of that model

so yes, it's a professionally-composed shot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] i are here for teh compo
why old people are living longer:


and 'nings
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# then compo it.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Edit your post
and choose the compo from the little drop-down menu saying 'this is a normal post'. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# yeah
forgot
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Sticky . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish...


Click for bigger (193 kb)
God, the endless possibilities.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Nooooooo....
Ha - I was just googling a map to do this!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Well you can improve this one
Erase the bastarding Ukraine. My dad's just grown ANOTHER fucking extra arm.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I for one love France!
And Germany!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Its only good for skiing and cheap wine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# France is good for more than cheap wine you fool!
It is good for cheap beer and good Cider too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# For your next Holiday
visit the lovely Benelux Islands! Only £100 round trip!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I can understand the rest, but what's Portugal done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# It was sitting there
Making the picture unbalanced. And we didn't win Euro '04.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry

(gtfomh, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# oooooof
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# There probably is no sign.
So stop worrying and enjoy the compo. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# free at last!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# that needs click
so, click.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# noo i was just doing this!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Oui !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ace
(munzor in the jungle, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# You're supposed to shop out Norway too,
and make Scandinavia look like a floppy cock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I know that map
Is a secret Swiss plan to boost tourism given the effects of global warming
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Omg where's portugal? :(
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Thu 12 Feb 2009, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Old news yet...?
(fat bloke, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe


Have another unthreadworthy entry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# haha best game of charades EVER
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Pfft!
Eh up yankee doodle! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# haha
I wonder who'll be first to remove the gun in the vietnam photo.....
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah... was thinking about that, but decided those had bindun literally to death.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# or the ring from the goatse one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# ooof
Yup - bet they both appear within 24 hours
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I hope I am not here for the goatse one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha this is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)

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