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# .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# WOULD.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Why is it always capitals in your text?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BROKEN KEYBOARD MAYBE?
MY KEYBOARD'S FINE THOUGH
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# oH nO iT mUST bE iNFECTIOUS!

* mINE aPPEARS tO bE cOmPlEtLy BoRkEd N0\/\/..................
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston???
Let herself go a bit since Friends, but still looks after the hair?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# no I don't want any fucking insurance
you sell-out junkie fuck
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# What is your opinion on Voderman?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I'm not sure that I would feel all that guilty about stupid people losing money by being stupid.
I mean they'd only spend it on magic beans otherwise.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'd fuck her into next week
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# she is quite teh artist
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# She used to work in a sauna
Every day, people would ask her, "Towel please, Carol."
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I love Vord, she is all of the sex
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# The cold dead eyes of a killer...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# She
was a proponent of the totally discredited campaign to link the MMR with autism and hence some might say is partially responsible for serious illness in small children contracted because their parents believed the MMR jab was too risky.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Is it OK to call him a cunt now?
I hope so
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hell yes
He gives me the proper fear as well
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You may, sir
You may.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# What a cunt...
there I said it
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :)
It's kind of cathartic, though, isn't it?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i hate that preening tosser
also, i like this sauce

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# He's written some excellent music, but he is a dick; yes.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# nice little throwabout
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# HaHaHaHa.........................FFS.....................*CLICK*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# WHORE YOURSELF FOR INSURANCE!
*ahem*

Sorry, all better now.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# sorry, it was in my head...H.A.D T.O. G.E.T I.T O.U.T


also ning :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I know the feeling


I was useless for the morning that this was lodged in my brain.
edit: ARGH
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# sting
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Only bears grunt.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Vince... come and have a sit dow..........
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Very, very good!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# brilliant
capital click
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# That bloody chair thief
has struck again, damn his eyes
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hehehehehe!
rather well done sir
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon lads, look lively....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Lovely!
I'm sorry but I had to:
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Jump Henry
it will both ease the pain and end your blummin bandwaggon...
*No offence intended to Wil, just a potshot aimed at the whole Henry thing, which I never got in the first place *(is grumpy today blog)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# *makes notes for later*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Is
'Henry' a thing out on which I have missed?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Nah.
But I love how it annoys the good burgers of b3ta.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Henry has well and truly surpassed bandwagoning
he is now a full-time meme.

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# How marvelous!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# nice job
how did you do the park?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# aw thanks
painstaking use of clone brush, dodge, burn, smudge and.... AWW FUCKIT CLONE CLONE CLONE
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# You're all heart
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# That's very organ-eyesed of you
Why, aorta click to show appreciation.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# No need to be so vein.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *attacks and kicks in the ventricles*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *beats*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Thats Assault!
You're under cardiac arrest
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# its very artery fartery
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I was helping him evalve
See, now he's singing pulsetto.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# lets all calm down and have a drink
whos up for some anterior vena cava?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I bet it makes a very satisfying sound if you give it a slap
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# argghh
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# very nice
and a tad scary
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Thass bloody luvvly
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Henry?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ka-ching!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Very nice work :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# subtle
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Pfft!
I knew what I was looking for before I spotted it
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# The three wise men
They come bearing gifts of gold, myrrh and a bag of shopping.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# is there nowhere that man hasn't walked?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# nice
Camels!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] What a wonderful day

to churn out lazy compo entries without even checking if they've bindun. Missus.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I was going to say something about the flowers/plants he
offers to audience members, but I've forgotten; so just laugh and nod and pretend I said it.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# shane mcgowan
AICMFP
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# When you milk your pets do you make cheese or ice cream?


(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Lasts longer than any other milk...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# why?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Because no bugger will drink it!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Nothing wrong with dog's milk; full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrow-bone jelly
(and of course no bugger'll drink it)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Spider + milk = silk.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's science!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# only in norfolk
arf!!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that's a bad cold
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Mmmmmmmeat
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Not worth its own thread
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# What have I done.
Can I just say - Nothing personal Mr Weston, you are a good person and probably fucking hard.

Your face though, its just so... funny.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# BURNSLOL!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I bet he has a right old chuckle whenever he looks in a mirror.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I must admit
this made me lol
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'm sure he's thick skinned enough to take some mockery
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# he should just turn the other cheek
if he can still locate it
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# wtf???
i'm minded of this from the newsletter the other week
rathergood.com/gas_mask

funniest thing joel has done in ages imho
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# true
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
missed that one.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I want an mp3.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Eeeek!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Henry Doesn't like the Nazi's

Semi-related / not worth it's own thread
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# doesn't like their what?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Jib
Or rather the cut of it
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# What kind of colour matching algorithm are you using?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# The one that involves me not knowing the first thing about photoshop
And matching by eye as best I can :-p
Edit: I suppose that's a colour matching heuristic

ya gotta try these things sometimes
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# splendid
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I feel obliged
Of all the memes henry is my favourite I think
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# good show
and pay no heed to the colour nazis and the pedants, they know nuffink.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# some bloke called Paul Taylor-Meinema from McCann Erickson
is claiming he discovered him.
What does the panel think?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# he did indeed
or at least that's who first posted him on here,
none other than JPG himself
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oh.
I stand corrected.
I naturally assumed that someone from an ad agency just trawls B3TA trying to find the "next big thing" and nick it.
Apologies.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'm waiting for the photographer that took the sauce pick to discover henry's meme status, better still someone who knows who henry actually is.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oooh toply done!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Needs more woo-age
Top shopping :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# how the hell can this happen
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# like the two planes crashing
oops - was a bit of a tight squeeze - thought there was loads of room!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Bloody French
wrong side
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Bunch of cheese-eating endanger-monkeys
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Silly Monsieur Frenchy!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# They were clearly stealth subs
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# people with nuke stuff really shouldn't be clumsy
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Gah!


edit - I have decided his name shall be "Mooby"
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Argh!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# would
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Would (not)
'His' -- are you mad?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
most definitely would, leave it for micto
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# HELLO
I AM KNOCKING ON YOUR INVISIBLE IGLOO, IS ANYONE IN?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# No.

Please leave.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hang on a min....
Let me just get my thong back on and I will let you in.
Do you have Jaffa Cakes?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Actually, I do :D
And tea!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Woo....

* Come in an pull up a dead seal..
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Queenie luvs tuffees...

Edit: Thanks for inspiration Moley :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# How about a lemon?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Now do it with COCK
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah - Put Prince Philip in the picture!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That's no lemon.
That's the spleen of England!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
Lincoln hates teh hard centres!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Also.... compo pea
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hee hee - I did that one too
once
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ha... there's nowt new under the sun!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# splendid stuff
pass me the tissues
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My word!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# The outrage!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Will he make it?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Can it be gnops tiem now pls
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# top gnops shop
where does the word gnops come from?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# spong backwards
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# inverted spong innit

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# only 'shopped pics please
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# nice one!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# HELLO VIBRATING HEAD SPIDER MAN
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# How do you get that effect?
cos I'm too lazy to find out for myself
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] If the compo became law, a rights of passage would be lost
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] had to do some research for this one....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# HAH
I like that.

I suppose it works from two different ways... Either they have two mommies, or because the dad left because he caught a case of the gays.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I just thought...
...the middle one was Brandow.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well actually
it's because Robert Reed, who played the dad, is dead.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# crossed my mind too
he caught the aids. because cindy is a dirty, dirty whore.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Fathers Against Justice?

CFCW ( Click For Compo Winner )
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Crikey!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# dunno why i lolled
but i did, woo
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# LOL!
So that's the REAL reason then?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! *fears*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK


HARD
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)

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