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# gotcha!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ris?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I second that ris
and add a "huh? baking powder?"
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Wut?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:12, archived)
# WAYNES WORLD YAY!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:15, archived)
# ARE YOU MENTAL?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Wally is there.
Next to the statue.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# officially my worst compo entry yet!


it's not worth yer hard-earned clickages.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I wouldn't wipe my arse on it
kitten fur is too rough
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:09, archived)
# :3
The simplicity is oddly endearing
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, how have you guys been?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# arrrrgggghhhhhh
the living what? brains? fishmen?, animated livers?
Arrrrgggghhhhhhh!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Baseheads
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)
# He's back
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# add a price tag and you could have Kate Beckonsale as well
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Very true
missed a chance there.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hackman haha
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hackman is great!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
# HAZAA!!!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I'm so very sorry....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I bought some "Bounty" yesterday in Sainsburys, apparently it's now called "Plenty".

I know! I almost choked on my opal fruits.

So anyway, your joke doesn't work anymore, soz... ;)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Bah!
Curses to the renaming overlords...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Our name is well known; quick! Change it!
I'll never understand that mindset.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Linguistic, innit?
Cheaper packaging - no need to print different languages.

(may not work in this case, though, but certainly does with Cif - pronounced Chif, sounds a bit like Jif, but the English advertising never got this to work, so 'we' call it Sif).

Oh well, it was a good try.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# *inward groan*
*reaches for frying pan*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:02, archived)
# most lolz I've found in aaaaages. much clickage.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:03, archived)
# :)
HEHEHEHE

would you like a blow job for that one?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
*loves this*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:13, archived)
# hahahaha
good one.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Oooo.
Dear.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a shame there is only eight now.

So long Pluto.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# It's still there, like
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# But I thought NASA's Death Star destroyed it for not being planetty enough?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It's like being in 2006!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# We should connect Pluto to Earth,
It'd soon warm up.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Nah, just stick it with Ceres.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Who Ceres?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Juno!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You cannot be Cere-es!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Don't Makemake me come over there.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Now calm down. I Sedna calm down.
.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# URANUS
RINGS AROUND URANUS

that is all
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Look at its silly orbit, no wonder its no longer a real planet
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Actually...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:51, archived)
# what about planet X?
whose every mention should be followed by dramatic chords
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Because of how Pluto is not a planet anymore...
Planet X is now Planet IX.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:56, archived)
# this year's highest mover...
it hasn't actually been proven to exist although many would like to think so
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Sad but true :(
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hang on! I think I can...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i see number 34838473874
so i'm not colour-blind?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# predictably...

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Funnily enough
this was not the first image that jumped into my mind upon seeing the original
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:46, archived)
# It was this
or a load of tits. But i'd get told off for nsfw.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh no!
Thanks and apologies to Mushroom :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Mr Worry was, for once, right to worry.

Evenings all :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# MR MEN!
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Travis Tickle
Woo!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# And his wife Tess
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# he's being chased by Mr Sickle?
hehe.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:42, archived)
# anyone else notice?


'nings
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Yes, someone else
Yesterday
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
#
some every
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# oh.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *wishes i had thought of george dawes*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# it's a nice touch
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:45, archived)
# My Rooooooseee has leffft meee. I'm iiiin a moood.
She's gooone to Kenyaa with the bloke from Aaaaallied Carpets.

woot.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Found some old games in the loft...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# 0_0
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:35, archived)
# lol
She looks familiar....
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# yonks ago that one is :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:32, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:58, archived)
# gut lol
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The great search...

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# LOL!
You loon!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# im just projecting this onto the side of the house
so i can see all of it at once

can you make it BIGGER

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Gets a pfffft from me ;)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# *searches* Nope, still can't see him....
:D top work, sir!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D

Well of course, it's the sea!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *gets sand blindness*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# It's custard.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *gets custard blindness*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Such a trifling affliction...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# nom nom nom
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *clicks & runs*
Night all!

:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# nope
still no WMD...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] bin done?


i hope not i've spend ages on it..
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Seamless
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# yeah-
what exactly have you done here?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# eh? Marlon Brando as Col Kurtz in a limo?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# "The Horror! The Horror"!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# we should crucify them pig after pig...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# They were going to give me a medal for this
and I wasn't even in their fucking army any more.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# By "ages"
Did you mean "less than ten seconds"?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :@
no i mean considerably more than 10 seconds
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# what the fuck!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# why am I looking at your mong?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Quality
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# time well spent
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I really don't find these funny.
I mean, I don't like her.
But she's gonna fucking die.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# quote unquote clansoul
My vagina is unclean please fist my dead vagina
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha yes but that was before she was terminal.
Besides, that was dekionplexis.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# You really need to follow up this post
with a big list of people who are NOT going to die, and who are therefore acceptable subjects for humour.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Haha I meant SOON.
PAINFULLY.
Leaving behind two children.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ... and an exercise video
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :D
lololol
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:34, archived)
# proper LOL there... the devastation that has caused on its own!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# HULL PLEASE
that made me smirk like a twat
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Plenty other people do that every day
They don't get the chance to winge about it to the press having earned a fortune for absolutely bloody nothing first
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I was about to state this
so stop mind reading
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Yeah
Wait until she's actually dead, you fucking ghouls!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] You did say
remove a section.

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:29, archived)
# no i dont like that very much
i like it alot!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# that is so wrong
:)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# err
why does she still have eyebrows?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:29, archived)
# The real reason they weren't looking where they were going:
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Sexy Time!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I see boobies!!
:D

I like seeing boobies.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# TITS!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# bewbs!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Chesticles!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I like the top trumps comparison at the bottom of the link
Also, this is most woosome :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# gosh my periscope just came up
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# She appears to have a convenient pair of Cherry Bakewells to hand



... If you squint a bit
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I'd ice her franzipan!
or something
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# THEY'RE HUMPING!!
THAT'S JUST RUDE!
Sorry, Boobies!!
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# nice!
Classic statement of the obvious from retired Commodore Stephen Saunders there:
"These submarines should not have been in the same place at the same time"
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Mammary monday!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
# BREATS!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] You rang?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Ooo that's rather well done...
if it's what I think it is.

Edit ooo yes. Clever sod.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# aha!
its got no bellend (correct?)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# No great big gash
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Ding dong!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hahahah, that's rather good :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] guilty
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Phil
Spector?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahhaha what?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# looks like that little antiques geek boy that became laura.!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Currently being used by 13 year old fathers...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm amazed she can feel anything through that duvet... :P
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# you had to spoil it..i was almot there and everything.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# arf
noon mate!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# 'ello :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha

(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha, ace :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I say!
*Polishes monocle*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# From now on whenever people get wood
they'll think of Trojans!


gotta love the simpsons :D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Coo, nice bum
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# it's the great archie's..from one our photo sessions.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# all my secrets are coming out today

and

*Bless you*
:D
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Not just secrets
*points at fly*
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hung like a Trojan Horse*
*see above for more details
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Pine and pointy?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Ooo splinters
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Got Wood?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# full of greek seamen...
no.... don't!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Full of deadly suprises?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That story just gets worse and worse...
bromide in the water, it's the only way.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# now somebody shop
early learning condoms or dna kits
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Yikes!
Nice frame ;)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Put a sodding big frame around it to make it bigger!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I think it adds a nice "Art Gallery" feel to it.
In fact, I may have to request a feature to b3ta, where it puts a random frame style around each picture posted on the /board
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# they could have an auto new person or first image post
thingie that makes you host it with b3ta and sort out the res?

Is that possible or am i just babbling

*actually i quite like the ranting people at the new persons

**relurks
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# But what would JJ do?
It is his style to draw his animals with tits, protruding out of the frame.
It would mess it up if you them put another frame around it!

EDIT: Where is JJ?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
welcome, and be amazed that you haven't pissed off the board nazis with the largish pic - they must all be commuting about now.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This is v. funny
and UNDER THE RECCOMMENDED SIZE so if you could all shut the fuck up, that'd be ace. Ta.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh shit... who was supposed to be attaching the shuttle?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I'm quite surprised this hasn't actually happened yet.
woo
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# well shopped
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe....
nicely.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Top shopping!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahah, top 'shoppage sir!
(needs a kitten strapped to it though :D)
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I never thought of that.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahahahahah! This is what happens when the constuction manual that is shipped in the box is all in spanish...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:06, archived)
# C'mon....Floppy Needs a new pair of shoes
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Hmm, I don't think I get it.
:(
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# it's a gold fish
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# this
and I'm going home.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)

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