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# Mr. Pooter!!!!..No More Cancer-Stick!!!..She's had enough..


Naughty Mr Pooter!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Mr Poote FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Mr Pooter accidently hurts celebrities!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Nobody blames mr Pooter
he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# He has had some fun with Pete!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Give him aids mr. pooty, aids in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hehe
yes she full of teh cancer alright
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Is Mr Pooter part of the NWO
doing his euthanising on the devious race-traitor Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hmmm.
Mr. Pooter is not associated with any Poitical or Religious Parties!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# belch
(addikt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# OOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# lol she has a bald head and so does Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# You!
*snogs*

Y'see? Straight in there - no foreplay, no nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Nice
Perhaps the glasses will help
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# now
This image seems so much more relevant.
(addikt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Noone can see out of their eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha those little boys are going to lose their mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# ..
(addikt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I can only imagine how well this is going to go down.
Oh, it would seem to be so. Who'd have thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# There can be these moments that may try to conflict with each other.


I have heard you ask about them. YOU SHUT UP NOW. YOU DO THAT RIGHT NOW.

YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID STUPID SHIT OF A STUDENT.

gronkpan.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# YAY!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# wooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Cockstick

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# This looks like a Melbourne train.
But these events happen regularly down there.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Arrrchhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ...
er.. YES, I AGREE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# is she about to take off?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Pssst....
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9255152
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# psst:
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9255307

heheh, I did see, I did click, utterly awesome stuff, moley, cheers!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I'm out of banana pearoasts but have this instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# anyone that was reading earlier:
I will probably leave on an amicable agreement and will not create any of the suggested drama.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this pic
needs an "I fucking love this" button to click!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I told you, don't touch my nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Did the boy jump in the bin when Grumpy had a nose bleed?
hehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Grumpy analized him to death
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# 1 out of 7 dwarves approve
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# arf
this is the bizznizz
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
6 out of 7 dwarves enjoy skullfucking Dopey.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
"Dwarves eating children"

I'll let you scummers fill in the blanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# i hope catnipppp isn't a hoax, but if he's is he's probably the best hoax in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahaha, ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hey man,black copters are no laughing matter
They know, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hello sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *MWAH* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Red sky at night ANGEL DELIGHT
/Lee Mack's nan blog

I should really be paying attention to this conference call. *tries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# don't look at this
it's too beautiful

vimeo.com/1166968?pg=embed&sec=
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I can't anyway, chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# well... good... you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :,-(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# BIG BRAS & SAGGY KNICKERS
*dances in your peripheral vision, wearing y fronts made of tin foil*

YEH BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :D don't tease me, it's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# YEH BABY, THIS BUTTERBALL TURKEY'S ALMOST DONE
*gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I DON'T HAVE A PENIS THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT CRICKET
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Red sky at night
Your cattle are alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Fuck em.
BEEFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# BEEFS FOR YOU AND ME
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# *does the beefs dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Red sky in the morning.
Congratulations! You've won NAPALM!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# For me?!
Awwwww, you guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Nothing says "erotic" like burning skin
Covered in sticky petroleum jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# pfft
I really don't think he is a hoax. I think his weird comments were his suppressed personality trying to be flippant or humourous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# we could just ask melinbolton
but I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# but what if he's part of it?
what then?
aaaaaaaargh
*hides under table*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# you forget, archie's on Their side
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# we can but hope:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# OOOARRRRRR....
*eats shepards angel delight*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Noooooo!
That's what they WANT you to think!

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hehe the idea that catnippp is brainwashing us to think he's a fake
when in fact he's the real deal as far as the tinfoil hat brigade is concerned is highly amusing. If he's a fake this is also amusing but will mean we can't have anymore tinfoil hat fun anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I've missed out on most of the fun
what made him so convincing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# the fact that he is almost certainly genuine.
have a look at his website, its far too elaborate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Yes I think the last few comments was either a double bluff or someone hi-jacked his account
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# have a look at my tumblr
YES I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# HAHAHA - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Bad Taste - and not very funny - Jade Goody Joke
(whatwasithinking, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Are the pall bearers...
...rocking out?!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# the one at the front
looks a bit like the edge
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# followed by Chris Moyles and the Grandpa Munster

It's how she'd want it
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Also behind Tom Yorke and vitiligo ridden Rusty Lee
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# to the Bachman Turner Overdrive
/currently on radio 2
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Lilies have such low self esteem
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ^ genius, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *blushes*
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Product name and description
(salesdna, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Reply
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# they aren't working you hard enough as a shelfstacker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Shelfstackers these days don't know they're born
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# In my day I wasn't even allowed to stack shelves.
I had to clean the salad bar and wash vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# These days they don't even get a price label gun to have PRICE FIGHTS with
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# <insert woo yay>
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Thanks for knocking my work off the front page faster with your QUICK TELL TEH INTERNETS shite, Cock nugget.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# GEENIUS
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Well, it's been a while, so what the hell....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I wonder what Americans, who've only ever seen him in House, think when they see his Fry and Laurie stuff
Where he acts the upper class twit.

Nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing.
I like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1cKMKcHmg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Ta Joilet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Very nice
The slogan is "It is where people who win go..."

Crappy company to work for though.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# He always looks like he's got something really smelly smeared on his top lip...
Woo to pic!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It's where people win go
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Every Penny counts
(salesdna, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# sod the naysayers (wuv woo mediocre), I like that this has been brought to our attention
*has to go on conference call in a mo*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Shit, I'm up for a meeting right now

I hope there's coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Damn it, I'm on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# passes Tampax
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# you're not meant to swallow them...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *hamster impression*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *pours plaster of paris into hamster indentation*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# talk them into to singing some barbershop
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha, unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Ok, Islands in the Stream then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Psst, that going off at 10am to work...
I managed it for about 15 minutes before I found I had to wait on the Postie to bring todays post.

So I chose to shout at Will Carling on his blog instead. Basically calling him an illinformed cunt!

I am weak!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Quick, show the internets!
In other news, half of Asda's much lauded five thousand price cuts have been 1p.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That's because ASDA is sh*te
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Eeep, I hoped to imply that.
It really is though.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Probably the most honest sale price slash ever
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# oh shit...
it's newbie tuesday
*scuttles back under rock*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# it's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Yes. Yes it fucking is.
And it pisses me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *dons cape and mask* TO THE BUNKER!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# this seemed funny a few hours ago, sorry...no really, sorry


Click for bigger (118 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# gash converters
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ^^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# old concept revised and updated


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ooof
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ouch, very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# perfect
excellent excellent stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# rarararararar
i like ra ra ra ara ra ara ararara ra ara ra
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *reprises Fresh Water Mole's joke*
IRA? Real IRA.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well satirised Beau Bo d'Or
Bloody awful that the Real IRA think they are heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# cheers - You should see the Daily Mail
playing right into the Real IRA's hands with its reporting...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I couldn't bring myself to read the Daily Mail
even for research purposes. I know nearly all 'News' is just kneejerk reactionism designed to cause controvesy and shock and I try not to let myself get polluted by all that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I once knew someone who was due to start work as a journalist at The Mail
She phoned up on the day she was due to start and said she couldn't face working for it and resigned before she had started.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# She deserves a medal towards the furthering of journalism
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'll never understand how they think such callous and underhanded violence can bring about a united Ireland.
Violence only leads to division.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# They are fucking idiots that's why
I'm not opposed to revolution when there is no other course of action - these are just men who get an erection when firing off their weapon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Very nicely done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# wonderful idea sir
/and good to see you back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# cheers sir
only back for a little while unfortunately - have a few things to sort out.

Now, why don't you start making regular posts to that blog of yours - Folk will love your stuff.
You have the images and it only takes a minute to post them :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hmmm, you're right...
It needs a bit of a makeover as well

*tonight's project*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# the new wordpress, once loaded
lets you update plugins, new versions etc. with the press of just one button.
If you need any advice on setting anything up, just ask.
(Importantly, I recommend hosting images on a different server from the blog - helps with the way in which you can frustrate and block certain publishers.)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# and best theme, I think
is the mandigo theme - very flexible.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# cheers, will look into that, :)
you'll no doubt get an email at some point, being the techo-numpty that I am
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# nicely done
My guests find it hard to believe that when I was a kid it was common practice to place dodge the bomb in London.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# OH YES!
Well done. Haven't seen your work for ages
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ooooof!
Excellent as always
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Oouch!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Absolute Class (in a glass), sir.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Generalisations
an old B3ta Tradition makes a come back......
(Cob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# chill,
B3ta takes the piss out of everything.
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# no reason....nope...none at all

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Val Doonican ROCKS!
but gently
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
#
That's weirdly addictive to watch!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *Esc*
phew!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# The ace of spacks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# YESSS
Peter Pan Speedrock or Motorhead...!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Miles cheaper than the prequel....

(rogue pieman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# brill
eeee-ant!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Episode One - three gravestones roll down a steep hill in an old bath tub.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# They'll get a whole series out of that
:-|
(rogue pieman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Toats?

Click for bigger (749kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# can you aim it in my direction, I need some toast, QUICK!
very woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# haha
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Weapons of Mass Toastyness - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# YAY(r)

(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I think I love you.
In a sexy, and possibly illegal way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# i think
i am in love also.....a/s/l///HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# CAN
I put it on my site it is that goodi want it soo aaa x
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# you may - if you link to the full series
www.assd52.dsl.pipex.com/accessibility.htm
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# yes you are a genius sir
:DDDDDDDDD

i like the dirt benedict one the best
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# wot am your site addy?
x
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# .
myspace.com/fringe1
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha! - wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# you are obviously quite mad, but I love it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
awesome - bagsie me after A_Vaga
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# tHIS WINS
eVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It all makes sense - he has had to close most of his restaurants so he doesn't want competition the deluded fool.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fat fuck at the Fat Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Um, it's tempting, but I'll just have a black coffee thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha!!
"Sorry Mr Blumenthal, it appears you have a gnome infestation"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# that fucking gnome is the most branded 'chef' in the world apparently
... a lot of people may be better, but his face is on a lot of boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# sounds like someone's jealous
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# one day
my visug will be used to peddle tat, just you wait...

*gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I'd like to brand him...
"hissssss"
heh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I personally have nothing against the bloke
but it did make me sick how he was on tv whining that he would have to sink some of his own money into keeping his restaurants open rather than getting a bail-out by the banks - but it wasn't so much that but the fact he seemed to gloat about having to lay off most of his workers so as to prevent him using his own money.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I had nothing against him
he seems like a bit of a pestilential whore now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ha ha "Moonfaced"
one of my favourite insults
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ^this
along with "ham fisted pillock"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Swearing thread!
fucknuts
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# i'll take this one, nice and simple,
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# *sigh*
can't argue with the classics
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# is the policeman on the left gary glitter?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Nope
Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Only if your username is Catnippppp and it fits with the World Police/MSG
conspiracy. (Gary Glitter is an undercover World Police Agent!)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Catnipppp HAS to be a spoof account I reckon
he made a couple of comments last night that seemed 'out of place' for someone that committed to the 'cause'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# i was wondering what that was about, it confused me
maybe 'they' just got to him at last.

whos catshittt then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# i think catshittt is m3
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# UVAVU
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# not sure, but Catnippp must be fake
the proof(?):
www.b3ta.com/board/9253801
That doesn't 'ring true' to me. It could just be me though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# awww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I may be wrong
we could ask melinbolton, he knows him apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# really? i thought dees lives in sweden
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# there are no walls for multinational cults.
not even in sweden.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# well
I think he was referring to previous comments, as he said he'd send my pic, and I think Hedgehog from Hell's pic to Icke... so he may have been making an obscure reference back to that.

It would all seem like a rather elaborate hoax if he did turn out to be fake, though... shirley..
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# yeah, it would.
perhaps we'll know more tonight if/when he pops up :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :( i really hope he sends my pic to Icke.
are you trying to be ironic by starting a conspiracy about a conspiracy theorist?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# The level of photoshop capability lead me to think
this is Burger Breath
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# he hasn't been about in ages - yonks, in fact
he was great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# yeah? linkys?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# No, that's just because he's:
"Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant." (Dees Bio)
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah I was thinking that last night too
the all 'I will tell Icke' thing seemed like all of his posts have been a scam to get get us trolling him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# aye, my thoughts exactly :)
/I linked the exact same reply from him up above :)
Perhaps it's just what they want us to think though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *dons tin foil*
just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i'm a bit disappointed about this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# but he did bring b3ta together for the epic thread on Sunday
so, for this at least, he should be thanked, whoever he is :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# That lone tinfoil hat crusader we thank you
for keeping us together and protecting the American Way of Life!

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha, nice one ma'am
/needs more Hedgehog from Hell
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# haha!
nice! - a lot of work in that pic.
must have taken a while to just do the masking.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# arf
great pic...wellies a nice touch too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Guide for under 5 gangs
But a good introduction to the world for under 5s'

(Ed Parnell, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yes!
*combs it over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *tugs JPG*
Could I commission you to do a thing? Don't know
what you'd want as payment, but I'm flexible ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# that sounds very sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Gaz me...
I take any kind of sexual favour as payment.

Just ask Prof Undercover for my ratecard. I hope he's wiped it clean this time.

Edit: Arf-age! he got in before me, too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# :D
I'm swift and unforgiving like the Northern wind...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# That'd be all the pie & beans, then.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *licks furiously*
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# what if I have 6 or more gangs that need guidance?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Citizen's advice bureau?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Clever little buggers. A bit too clever.


Click for bigger (174 kb)

story
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# excellent
I was just reading that. Great angle...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# woo for chimps with monocles
And I really like this story, because:

a) the chimp is intelligent and it's being recognuised by happy enthusiastic scientists

b) the chimp is a complete surly bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# heheheheheh! I for one hail our new chimp overlords!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
I love it
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# this is a batband from the 90's..they are nameless, any suggestions?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Flap'n'squeaK, starring DJ Batspin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Gary, Andy, and FUCKBOOMRAPIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# haha
:D
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *LOL*
Now, there's the new sig I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha FUCKBOOMRAPIST!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Jug ears and the tiny wolf faces
Edit: in shell suits
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Pipistrelle and Sebastian
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *applauds*
I was trying to work Pipistrelle in there somehow...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Oh, Archie - well done, sir
*applauds*

*Flashing Blades*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I hovered over Pipistrella Fitzgerald
but thought better of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Oh, I don't know...
It's a good 'un as well!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Fledermaus Black Mambazo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# AHAyearsh!!!!
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# this is my favourite thing in the last 28 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Bats Fizz?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# RO-dents!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Batty Boy and the Fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# HAHAH
we have a winner :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Tom, Dick and 'Arry
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# The Nortorious Noctules
Bonus points if you can name an 80s/90s band with a bat related lead singer?

EDIT: Answer is Friutbat. Vocalist for Carter USM.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# black sabbath?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# yes
ooh... you meant a SPECIFIC one...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# As in name:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Firutbat is an odd name
it's similar to the group of bat species known as "fruitbats"

edit: dear diary, today I tried to point out someone else's typo, and cocked it up by mistyping it with a typo of my own. then I felt silly and wanted toast, but I have no bread or toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *passes marmite and straw*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I said, hungry, not horny
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'll put some on here.
it's got seeds in. all sorts of seeds.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Meatloaf
he was like a bat out of hell
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# and nope
English indie band (proper indie though)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Meatloaf?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *looks up*
Nope
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Bette Midler
She's an old bat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# If she ever sung in Carter USM you are probably correct.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# this lot:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# They're playing again
Nov 14th I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Shit hot band!
one of their better know efforts here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# em...
meatloaf?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Chiropantera?
/gets coat

Edit: Oh well, I'll take my latin / metal gags elsewhere, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# The Batty Bee Gees
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Take Bat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes this
also

Wee3
Sonarr
The Guano Boyz
Boys2Bats
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes
to all of these! now i have an album and at least three singles to manufacture...excrements
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# lovely!
I'd be keen to see the finished results. where should we look?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# here of course!
i may set up a myface and have a spinoff high school musical type series. HUZZAH.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# and
guano!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Echolocation
and the Battymen
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Ian Rabies and the Batheads
Hit me with your love stick.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Sonic Sounds?
Fly by Night?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# There was no room for a tagline

So I'm throwing it open to you guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# This time he's cross?

or

I came here to make loaves and fishes or to kick arse and I'm all out of loaves and fishes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# haha!!
ha!!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Your belly fondler's been delivered....
Down a few threads......

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hahhahaha, that's brill, moley! awesome stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *face psalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *waves*
`sorry I missed you down there...

work and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# gets in the way of b3ta-ing, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# This time HE'S nailing the bad guys...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# The Passion of the Christ II: Deliverence
woo!

(probably starring Christian bloody Bale)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's time to take out the Pharisees
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# He's not the Messiah, he's a very hard commando
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# "I'll be back"
or

He told you he'd be back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# ^pfft
"GET TO DA STABLE"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I want your gold, your frankenstein and your myrrh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# have ya got a loit boy?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# singing postman ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Entry to the Kingdom of God? It's just been revoked!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
he died for your sins, now he's calling in the favour!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# He'll make you fucking holy alright. With his gun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# let he who is without sin kick the first ass! (surely)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# in 2009 - it's about to get Biblical
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Escape from Jerusalem
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# The passion 2:
Jesus Christ Vs Chuck Norris

"Can a roundhouse kick really combat the awesome power of the Lord?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
finally the two greatest powers in America go into the final battle to decide once and for all who is the most awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe to get back into Jerusalem...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
Jerusalem Belfast

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Stupid bastards
Whass the sig about Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# it's a line from a Slick Rick record
... or The Propellerheads ft De La Soul depending on whether it end with

"... seems like you've got a mouth full of gold teeth..." [slick rick]*

"... seems like you've got a mouth full of gold ... records" [Propellerheads ft De La]

*ha ha ha! had to find that funny - I said no child, I work hard for the money - calling me a thief, don't even try it - now sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

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