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[challenge entry] ALT+Compo
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# YES
A THOUSAND TIMES YES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# pasty goblins!!! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i hear the work for the new world order
i wish they stole pastys for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# no that's Pastry Goblins..they are a splinter group


nights
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Oh god. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Nowt more depraved than a pasty
Mmmm pasties
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# He looks a little out of control
:D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# It's a prototype...
Frogs didn't get a decent guidance system until the mid-90s
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# FROGKET
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# This is WIN!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant
I retract my statement about birds and rockets. Clearly this works with many animals
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha

and with this, it's goodnight from me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Treefrog?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I approve of this alternative compo.
also: crikey! four years on here! :o
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Happy happy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Woo, crazy fog ftw! xD

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Our penguin overlords have their next secret weapon

Alt.compo obviously :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I fucking love this alt compo.
This is better than the crabs/elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I think it's the best compo for years to be honest
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Alright, I missed the announcement of the alt. compo.
What is it?

Commiserations on losing your FP too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It's rocket animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Cool.
I still haven't a hope of being able to make an entry for either, but it's nice knowing what the hell's going on here sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# mehmehmehmeh *high pitched bitchy noise*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I love this compo!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# This looks like the V1 Penguin
Woooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Nice!
This animals with rockets is a great idea. I particularly like the sub-section of birds with rockets.
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Talking of fonts, anyone know of a good approximation to that used as the main title text in The Grauniad?
I've googled and so on and have only found some info about the commercial design of it and some pretty shit Garamondish ones which don't really fit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I spent ages looking for it t'other day and found nothing.
The font itself is Guardian Egyptian and must be torrentable somewhere.

There are lots of requests on various forums looking for approximations, but nothing ever comes of it.

How were your tests?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Ah, well, best I can find is AGaramond BoldOsF, which is a bit too rounded but it'll pass (gaz me if anyone wants it)
Ningles. They were mixed, cheers. Micro was the hardest test I have ever seen, but everyone seemed to say that so I suppose the failure is with the lecturer. And Chinese was okay. It does so remind me of being in primary school - the writing aspect of the exam was "Write about a time you caught a bus" :D

What's the latest going-to-Korea-process status?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# It's all good if everyone else found it hard too.
Visa process is smooth - all my documents are in Korea at their immigration office, and I am awaiting a visa number :D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Splendid :)
You are going to continue to b3ta from over there, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Aye, aye.
Might even acquire photoshop and make things which aren't seamtacular.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# my head is just full of the sound effects of these things blasting off
in this case it's something like BDUNF-FOOOOOOOOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Alternative compo featuring rocket animals you say?
My time has come! Mass Pea-roast go!



skug




skug



skug



skug



skug



skug



skug
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I love the snowy owl.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# thank'ee
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# It's the alt compo you have been waiting for
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Caution: Tenuous Compo Entry
Palatino Linotype
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# i like
.
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# That bloke could be Super Mario
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Stalin you fat fuck put those children down
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Man chicken

I tried to draw a cock but it went wrong
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocket demon is not worth its own thread


(Demons count as animals, right?) SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# WHEEEEE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I'M A ROCKET STORK.
I'M FUCKING OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# DELIVER YOUR OWN FUCKING BABY
ROCKET STORK HAS PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Add rocket flames to bum and compo it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Oh good lord
Its like some terrible accident in an engine room
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] French Comics


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(maestro81, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# oh yes MS is fun
fun for all
my dad has MS woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# THATS NOT FUNNY MY MUM HAS MS
No Im kidding it is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Babe Ruth Madoc
(whatwasithinking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# dont worry,youll soon get the hang of photoshop
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with this

it's better than 90% of the text shit on the board tonight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i thouroughtly agree with you
woo to the pic, better than when i was a noob
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# You really are a patronising cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I think your "Dirty Harry Secombe" was better
But this woman needs a rocket coming out of her arse
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# False

advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha sorry about my last post i was just being a cunt,never did that to a learner before
heres a tip try darkening the face layer a little,then select the eraser tool,set the softness to something from 0-5 and make the eraser biggish,then lightly erase the edge of the face so it will blend in with the neck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# BloodBath Carnage
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Is he still alive?
And for that matter where does he go between Comic Reliefs?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# He's doing Othello at the West Yorkshire Playhouse.
I saw him getting into/out of a car the other day.

He gave me a dirty look.

I did a sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Who is he? o.0
And is it any good?

Edit: Ooooh. I don't know if it's my eyes or this light or the fact that I'm a retard, but I didn't realise the picture was of a black guy :s
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# always said he was a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# He is appearently shit in it.
So a colleague said, completely hammed it up.
Though would she have gone had he not been in it?

I like what Stephen K Amos said about Lenny Henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# is that the one ....no other black guy can get on the bbc because of that cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Pretty much.
Or as Prince Philip (possibly apocraphally) said, 'so you the chap who wants Lenny Henry dead?'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# the only thing he ever does is an impression of his jamacian mother
fucking loser
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# My mother is English!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably better in my head...
(BandwagonJunglist User was banned for this post on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Tit-static.
Fumbduck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# YOU! Your bold joke earlier gave me a happy smile
Please accept this golden flute
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Flute accepted. Beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a much less useful font
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Thumb-bell.
Fumbduck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# don't give a rats arse?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Looking at the chicken nugget makes me hungry
and Blessie too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# bet he'll drink some water in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I really really really want KFC now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Yes so do I actually.
I haven't even had breakfast yet... !
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# It;s alright for you,
there is prolly a KFC open near you! It is midnight here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# For DBroon's alternative otter compo
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# heheheh, musical animals are the way forward :D


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(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# haha I like this alt challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
and with that, I'm off to bed. cheerio
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha, ace
How many alt compos are we gonna have running by the end of the week?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] TO THE MOON!!

Thank you for accepting the ALT compo :D
b3ta.com/board/9261642
Judging will be done by a system of pulleys and strings (and maybe a votey thing on tuesday night / all weds - if i can work out how to do a votey thing!)
Don't forget to compo your entries so I can find them more easily :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# G'nite b3ta
gotta love this place, i tell thee now!
Woo for all of you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# G'nite :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# hahah, that's brill, and YAY for alt/compo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# The expression makes this
He's pleased with himself in an ever so slightly freddie mercury kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# who was it that moaned at me for the crabs vs elephants alt challenge



hmmmmmm :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# wasn't me was it?
...If it was i see the error of my ways... i think... hang on was it me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# yes..you and a few others ;P

not that I actually give a flying fuck, just saying is all :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] yes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# wait, what?!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# weight, watt!?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahahahawhat?
This is what I imagine would happen if you tried to fire monty python at somebody.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# This is the best reply to anything I've ever done
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I love this far too much
:~D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# WOW
This is so good its fucking dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Noice lighting!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I love everything. Everything is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# except the main expressed problem with the official challenge
is that it's going to be flooded, thereby making your job just about as hard as not entering it.
Might I suggest a searchable keyword?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# That's a good idea. I put forward 'font' as a keyword.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# excellent. my work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# its okay I search back through every post on b3ta anyhoo
but thats a good idea - just mention "SkUG" i guess... quite a unique word :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Skug now goes in everyone of my posts. Sorry Skug. Skug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Skug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I suggest Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Will do and Woo to the fucking moon motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] BLAAAAAAST!



(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha magical
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
COMPO IT!

This alt-comp has already produced twice as much laughs and quality as the 'real' one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Wayte! Waht?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Quwait! Hot?
You betya
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ono u made my words al difrent
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# It takes hours of preperation for each letter
I've been training for this day all my life
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Does broccoli count?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Has a similar effect on me too
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# atomic Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamb
.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Groan!
This has put me in mind of an unlucky cockney in Hiroshima

[Plane flies over, drops something]
Japenese Guy: Mr Cockney, what is that thing falling at us from up in the sky?
Cockney: It's a fackin atomic baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamb innit? We're all facked!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# SO PURDY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Ah, that's amazing
*Woos*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# top
shop
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# BLOW UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] COMPO!


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for Skug!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's tops!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# lovely stuff
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Fwoooosh! Border Collie FTW!


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# As I own one
I am inclined to say I agree
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *chicken noise*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Alright Alright
I compo'd it.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# There's no point
in any other dog :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Univers, nice if your tired of Helvetica
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Needs more
rocket propelled animals
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Humanist ITC
ftw...100% better than most sans serif fonts
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# also great indeed
but I'm more of a lengthy, narrow font-guy. Though the condensed humanist is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Narrow fonts make me feel funny
100% true
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# then the smallprint on movie posters
must really freak you out!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# This could be quite
educational.

For all the naysayers I think there is still scope for some clever and amusing entries.

Hopefully, the obvious crap will be exhausted quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Under teh sea
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# posted too many fucking times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Thread deleter?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah. I couldn't figure out how to sort out my bad
so I just deleted it. :( I always hoped that contributing to b3ta would be a painless and simple experience. Not so for me so far. I am remedial.
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# POST IT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Didn't you already post this?
Speaking of which, pea for the alt comp.

(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I don't know what you mean...
/ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# YOU HAVE TO POST THIS TWICE A DAY IN ORDER TO WIN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I thought it was three times?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Now you're doing worse than my first post
DON'T DELETE THE THREAD!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# lies
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(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Yeah, no deleting or you'll get shouted at.
You can use the "edit" button to change things in future..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It's generated plenty of responses
maybe I will post it a third time. Third time lucky and all
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Note to self: sometimes hints can be far too oblique
Dear New Poster, in future:

Please check the compo thread before making the same joke someone else has already done.
Don't delete threads.
Don't repost the same image.

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Will do
Ta
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# is Arial the only font
people know???
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I know arial narrow too
it's surprisingly wide
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Dirty Harry Secombe
(whatwasithinking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# ha
!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# my mum was his nurse before he died
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Harry Secombe's in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hurray for non-compo posts :D
Altho if I were you I'd run off and hide as the /board is moving faster than someone waking up after a heavy curry/Guinness session who in his waking daze realises that he was dreaming about turtle's heads
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Before the image arrived...
...I was anticipating something far more disgusting.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Haha
I like this noob, can I keep him?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :-D
Good
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *I like this*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] mini rocket dog!

support SkUG's alt/compo b3ta.com/board/9261642 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahahahahah
well compo it then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# what the fuck are you talking about?
*ahem* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# We have a winner of the Alt Compo!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# so kind :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# comp it then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# brilliant! :D compo it!
edit: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# FOOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah


Pah I cant be fucked anymore my Myriad Pro one was better than this shite
(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Now you're just taking the piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# LIES!
I am waiting for someone to do Franklin Gothic Book
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# and
Franklin Triple Condensed
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I always love your work
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I can only laugh at the first one.
You've gone too far this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# quite franklin,
er, not bindun
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)

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