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# FEEESHE


now with a hint of 3d?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# yays
Disco feeesh!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Woo.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# nyeeeeow!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssshhhh!
/sega bass fishing blog
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Fish fart!
X-D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# COMING THROUGH! COMING THROUGH!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# he is full of baking powder
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Quick, you need to loop the animation up to this track!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# haha!!
je je je je jelly fish :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# oooh!
I need to stare at the fish longer while listening to that. is there a 15 minute looped version of that song?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Trout out propulsion !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# HERE COME THE PUNS!
awaits tide of fishy puns and carping and the hoyvin glayvin
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Very Finny !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# woo...and it's got de riddim...
*does conga*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# War is hell :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I so want a spring roll now!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# This reminds me that I need to go down ly local Philipino minimart.
They do really nice small veggie springrolls, 150 for £2.99.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# that sounds too good to be true
they must be filled with grass
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Oh you have to deepfry them yourselves but these sort of store are so stupidly cheap
they beat the living shite out of supermarket prices.
I'd imagine it's something to do with them not taking a 1000-10,000% mark up.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# do they sell Philippinos?
Say for cleaning
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# For cleaning.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# lol
There's a sign on the Chinese restaurant downstairs saying waiters or waitresses needed. I'm thinking of puting, 'Asian applicants only' as I think the most unequal opportunity organisations on the country.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# don't want whitey serving you in a chinky place, do you
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# No of course not.
I want a series of dissendents and tanks to burst through the wall of the restaurant and fire inedible noodle shrapnel into my face and torso.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I would like to see this in a flim
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# MSG3: Snack eater
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Fry Hard
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I think I've seen two forrins restaurants in my life that had nonforrins staff
and one of them was the wife or the owners son so one really.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# It's some sort of crispy pancake thing
basically like a big spring roll
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# BISHOP!
Noooo!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :D


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Knew someone would get it.
Did you can't Terrance the Skateboarding Zebra's airborne reappearance earlier?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *spazzes back*
Top stuff Sir.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :P
This is why you don't feel zebras chillis.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# o0 o0 oh tomato face
nom nom nom tomato faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! oh you died *repeat fade to blank*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Tomato?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Orange?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Face?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# sKUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# ....Meryl?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# that did it
*logs off*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# FLOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCCE


:p
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Spring rolls are pretty gross.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# o_O
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# But they're not nice!
I'm off - c u.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *shuns*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You already did that.
YOU ALREADY DID THAT.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You've started repeating yourself in your dodderage.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# only if they have been cooked badly
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Or the ones which are basically just greasy pancakes filled with a horrible inedible grass.
Oh wait, that's all of them.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# NEVER
The crispy ones are nice if you have ketchup
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# that is the bad ones
Go to a good restaurant and they are nice and crispy
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# It's still filled with fucking grass!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# but with ketchup everything is tasty
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# feed them to a cow then
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I WOULD, BUT YOUR MUM'S BUSY!


Sorry
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I like this
muchly.

*click*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
FUCKIN SAVAGES!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha
nicely butchered
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Why thank you
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# our local chinese can't get those things
right. Every time I would get one, it would be either greasy, overcooked, soggy, or just perfect. You just had pot luck as to what one you got.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# this
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# OH THE HUMANITY!!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Ok now I need Aliens
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# It's like that
scene in Dead Set when Andy Nyman gets eaten by zombies.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# made me laugh...
...:D...:D...:D...haaa haa!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hmm, less of a joke than a 'guess the font'


and as it turns out, it's stupidly easy and a bit of a worthless load of shitepost
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Firedogscar?


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# upsidedownlavadogwomancar!
yeah i love that font
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Finally one i can do.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You forgot to compo it!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# ha
springs spaniel
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hellskyswollenglandcomet?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# compo it!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Obscure Font gag #2
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# gopher soup drip
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Is it bernard_mt_condensed.jpg?
woo
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Warhol Bold ?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] how I like to remember him
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# nice lurkage...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant filename
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# "Shit, I'm on fire"
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking YES.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I got bored

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# very nice :D
it's like when an optician shines a torch in your eyes and you can see all the veins

ed: i just tried doing that with a maglite and now i can't see properly :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Just squeeze your eyes closed as tight as you can.
Works ish.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I think it's more like what the stump of a severed leg looks like
Try it!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Why is it always raining in
I am sorry. I thought you were someone else. Woo.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Did you visit a Martian landscape ?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I like this
got a nice alien landscape feel to it.

Edit: Gah! Valin (as usual) was way ahead of me.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# No . . . it's more like . . . with you . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# That's probably more worrying for you, sir
I wouldn't wish 'this' *gestures around flat* on anyone!

;-)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Haahahaha . . . just call it a tie . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Well feel free to get bored more often - that's lovely.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
Oh so slowww
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# "Colonel, we're being boarded!"
"should I send a strike team to intercept them?"
"mmm... give it half an hour, have a cuppa and a sit down first"
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I would like to see this program made
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Love it
That is special.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# *applauds wildly*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha
hooray for turkles
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Trick clicky on the kit effect !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Marvelous. Sir Tom of Bedlamshire!


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# That would be scary as fuck
whooooom whooooom whooooom whooooom

-5 points for "new style" cylon though
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i'm hard pressed to think of a less threatening model of cylon.
a snail maybe?

also: the old cylons are rubbish. i've only just started watching the new series recently because the old series put me off so much for its rubbishness :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Cylon limpets
The fact that the old cylons were so rubbish is what made them so good ;)

Even with the -5 points you got like 95/100 :P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# haha yes, any kind of marine cylon would be staggeringly bad :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# It's a Cyclon!

Cy-clon, you geddit!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Actually I think it looks more like KITT.
But what do you expect for five minutes work, the board has even fucking moved on about 6 posts in the space it took to make.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# haha, ace.
The Cylons are very slowly attacking us!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# The subtleness makes it x100 woo.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# =D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# *clicks* I love this :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# this is muchly fabulous
well done thee :)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] for the ongoing "farting animals" compo ...


.. *runs and hides* :P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha yes! :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh yes
*click*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# This is fucking excellent and deserves more replies.
Woo.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Funaaaaaaaaay !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# nice jonnies!
*clicks
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Deez nutz
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# HoverJet squirrel
will make a nice soft landing.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# haha :D
great stuff
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Great strap on !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# ha hah ha I love this
this is the 166th entry :D
(anyone got any idea on how to judge the winner? or should i just let the "offical" compo "click to win thing" work?)
Wooo!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I couldn't agree more!
*clicks*

Edit: have a bit of this, then -


larger
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that is incredibly awesome
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ta!

This is what happens when I'm sober - worrying, huh?

;-)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# all this remids me of Rez, anyone ever played it?
Shapes and music, the awesomeness
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Top game.
Very trippy.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Yet, curiously,
looked nothing like that image.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yes, MOAR!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Listening in . . . I must agree !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# god yes
*clicks*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# c'mon.....
share them tabs out...woo
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# sometimes i wonder where it all started to go wrong.......

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# does he support
TottenHAM?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# no Wrexham, why do you ask?
???
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Doesn't do 'em a lot of good, no
/gets coat
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ruins em
and here's your umbrella
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# You're too kind.
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I be he also likes
lots of Jam.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Aceness!


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh unlucky!

woo
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :(
that always happens to my posts
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I just isn't your day!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
stop it right now lady!!!!!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i wish someone had told me I had a sex change.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# just using the generic
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Actually the generic or common pronown is the male gender.
Deary me young missy what did they teach you at school?!:P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# they taught me to question patriarchy
and karate!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Damn tyranical feminists!
I'm a masculinist. I fight for equal rights for men!!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# jamrags are in the post
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# How're you going to get to the post box?
There's no one to hold the door open for you.:P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# worry not
with the karate skills mere doors prove no obstacle
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yeah but you'll expect a the sodding bloke to reattach it!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# could train a hamster in half the time
;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah
but it's have to be a male hamster.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# lorra lorra
mad lols:D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this challenge
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Haha. bradley walsh!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Only a tad.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah but surely ever so slightly means fucking massivly
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahahah FUCK!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# wtf
is that for real?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I dont know
Someone put it on someone elses wall!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# It was in a newsletter months ago, but the full "you porn" version.


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Was it?
I dont really read that
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Quite a while ago now
Maybe years!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Wasn't that one of the deleted scenes from There's Something About Mary?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Got to hand it to you . . . you wrote a handy one !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# evening all
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh my god
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss
*swit swoos*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# christ on a tricycle!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# 0_0
jesus
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# D:
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# wonderfully wrong
hahahahahahah
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# S N A P !

hahahahahaha!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Have one of these from a long time back


(6 years ago, last week as it happens)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD NO
YES
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hilary Clinton can bend space time.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# 2 hamtouchers in a row, is it Tuesday?
The MoonYour Image
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
#
The Moon This Image An Elephant.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# ffs...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# What?
Are images not supposed to be 1400k?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hang on, let me check the FAQ
;-)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# lol
directly at this artifacting hilarity.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# just finished Basic Training.
Waiting for AIT to start. it sucks pretty hard right now. Oh Well, least I can check on B3ta now. have I missed anything good in the last 3 months or so?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# nah not really
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# No, but we clearly have missed you.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Basic training??
Looks like you didn't pass.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I passed urine today
at padding station, it cost me 30p; it was like paying for the worlds cheapest water sports whore
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I've been watching your trip on facebook!

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# you stalking me?
It was an easy trip, more will be happing soon :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Erm...yes!!
Your train wasn't empty after all.....
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I know, there was a camera watching me
and that was only the local line train, the main line one had a few more people in it. Including a women who was more make up then person and had a thick gordie accent.

Also, why is there a stuffed dog at slough station?

Saw a guy eating half a cow leg at Taplow station, scary, banjos out.

Saw this Japanese women, who had manged to cake her eye lids in some glowing toxic make up and had dyed he hair a shit brown colour, and there was this other women who's hair looked like it had been knitted

/not my blog, blog
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# I did some work experience at AIT
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# What IS AIT?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# It is a company
I don't know what AIT he/she/it is going on about?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Advanced Individual Training
It's where they teach you your specific army job.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# washing up, was it
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Washing up...
with extreme prejudice
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahaha!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ^ with added
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# oh no, you are going to make sKug angry, i mean angrier
As he is angry with MSN
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I am also angry at MSN and would like to subscribe to a newsletter on the matter.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I'm sure there are many helpful souls who, on provision of your email
address, would be more than happy to sign you up to all kinds of things...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I just uninstalled it. I wonder how long I'll last without it.
It's been a week and I'm feeling really chilled about it. I might start to miss it soon though.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I just the Mac client didn't suck so hard
that it take the chrome off a trailer hitch.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Chortle! Mac! Giggle!
I say, another week and I'll reinstall it. I have no will power.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# How so?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# he is just an angry man
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# And posting something overwide sets him off?
And I thought that *I* needed to get out more...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# yep
I do it to wind him up :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# *shakes the Earl firmly by the hand*
Good man, yerself.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# don't do that bumface
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh, hush.
Edit: I don't see there is any reason to be rude, actually.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# *pokes you in the eye*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I'd just gone and fixed you a really nice G&T, as well.
:(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# luckily i don't drink
but its the thought that counts
look what you've done - you've created a horrid little scroll bar!
*cries*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I'm sorry, I shall do my best to avoid it in future.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# ANTS IN TANKS
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I want to see this NOW!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# well it's good to know not much has happened.
thanks for the update.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Oh, you did miss the best night on B3ta ever though
Involving tin foil and special things.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# What's your MOS ?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# 68W
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# MEDIC !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Are you going on a middle eastern holiday?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# If he is
might I suggest the wonderful coast of Yemen?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# All the best people are seen there,
so I've been told.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
#
people pirates
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Those too, yes indeed...
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# wrong face dumbass
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# >:(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# better
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Quit being a cunt.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# hey now.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You can continue being a cunt.
:D HURF.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# thanks.
i'm required by law to continue being a cunt until 2016
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Man urinating, laughter.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . you missed all sorts of mind blowing things !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# FUCK ME!
That's bloody marvellous!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I messed a round with your perhaps from last night too . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Whoa...
*adjust eyes accordingly*

That's making feel as drunk as I was last night!

And for that, I apologise...

Edit: got something cloud-related coming up, should be ready in about 90 mins....

*taps side of nose*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# It was cool . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Don't, you were good craic.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# You're very kind for saying so, thank you.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
*posted by proxy from theoriginalsteve*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ROCKET PROPELLED ANIMALS!!
oh and beans on toast upon a moped driving through a flaming hoop of death!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# i'm boared
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Enjoy your tour of duty in Afghanistan/Iraq
Go and "liberate" those opressed citizens
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# comics for you




(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Bear has no arms but mahoosive nippples.


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# And no arms!
He should have the right to bear arms.

*oops. Didn't notice you said arms. I'd drinking lots of wine. That's my excuse.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# You draw a good Dolphin.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I drew you this:
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :DD
*braf*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hoourgh.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# LARGE :D
*all-round grin*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# dolphins will kill all
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I like this, a lot!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Dear Shada
Dear Sir / Madam

I very much enjoy your illustrations, especially the ones with the lines and shapes. Would you like a sweetie?

Fondest regards, Zumf.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE THOSE SWEETS THAT TASTE LIKE CHERRIES
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# NO, BUT I DO HAVE THE ONES THAT LOOK TASTY
BUT THEY ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE IRON AND VINEGAR.
NO CHERRY ONES I'M AFRAID :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Face it . . . just face it . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# but sharks swallow
WOO!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I'm trying to get how these comics relate to each other
Did the dolphin call his bear friend to kill the guy who thinks dolphins suck?

That last strip just perplexes me. Does he have Moebius Syndrome? :P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# wrong face dumbass.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ahem...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Haha, you tart! ;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# stick your cock up me coin slot, you slut
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Tooty Fruity !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
they're always sailors:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It's been a while b3ta!
Seems to be animation o'clock too...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Aaaaahaha
Nicely! :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# What a crack up !
A click up too !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Wonderful.
If I was a mod...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
#
?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahah!!!
class!!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha nice
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
Woo
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hehe
cheers all!

That one has been burning a hole in my brain for ages, finally got round to doing it today...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
tremendous value:D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Doin' the seamonster dants !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# He may not be pretty
but he certainly can dance!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# the monster mash?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# His favorite beverage too !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# It was a graveyard smash
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Romp'em stomp'em . . . put'em in a brew
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# stack'em, smack'em....put'em in...errrr...kew (gardens)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# fuck 'um in the arse, till they are goo
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# He's all fired up !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hello
how are you?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# yes, let's!

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Old Folks Boogie !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha
not seen him for a while
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# He's had a bit too much and is . . . gone !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# frankinstein a-go-go
the hip hop/op is working seamlessly :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah . . . it's the post op happy hoppy hop hop !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# What a strange self portrait
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# It was so hard to keep the pose still while looking through the looking glass . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Marvellous as ever!
Damn your prolific!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I get an itch every now and then . . .
Of course it's often times in a place that is un-reachable . . .
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# jesus suffering fuck.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Yeah . . . that as well !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# may as well:)
for those who like to boogie:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKdeWuaEU_Q
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# where the hell did you come from
with this massive amount of win you produce?



spam: edit, fair 'nuff

re-edit www.chavgangs.com/register.php?referer=3623 :P

alt: www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/316812
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh fuck no.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# :(((((((((
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Now why do I want to sign up to a shitty excuse for a game just to get you a few points?
I'd rather waste two minutes of my life forcing a TV aerial down my dick.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Internet rage!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# graphic based interpretation of redsushi's breakdown
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# He's MENTAL. MENTAL AS BREAD.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# there's a competition at the moment
£50 donation cash if you win, and i get 50 points (=about £1) for the referral
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Fair enough, but why do I want to earn you money for posting a link?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# you don't :)
though for the people who do want to play the game, i can help quite a lot :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That can be arranged
Conventional Yarg array or a nice Sky dish?

You'd get a lovely reception...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# thanx dude:)
what's chavgangs 'bout then?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# chavs :D
umm, it's a browser based thing, i reckon about 3 b3ta regulars play the game

check it out, im only whoring it cos i've got about ten referrals from here already :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# hahahah what the hell
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Oh hey, nice.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# He wants some of that . . . wine . . . spodie odie . . . that wine !
Ed It : After seeing the U clip . . . I got the beat down !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# must admit
does look a very fine wine....DOWN! jeremy DOWN! ....:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :D
likey
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# noice!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# noice fourplay too
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Clarkson will win
always does
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

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