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# a bird in flight...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Spiffingly ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ^ DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# HERON!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I drove past a heron that was standing at the side of the road the other day.
It creeped the fuck out of me that it just stood there eyeballing me.
It was huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Egret.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Crane...(?)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# haha
leggy bird
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ha ha...do the shada dance!...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# this gives me the fackin' 'orn
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I feel strangely attracted to this
is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...........................uh...
...yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# yay... have a bird at rest
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# she can lay my egg
and trim my pubic hair with her beak
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I can see . . . up up up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] d'oh.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# HAHAH
Thames Water are on the phone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# At least you won't get any dirty phone calls!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# everyone knows...
...a phone with a cord is all awash.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hah
it's so easy to confuse the two. see also: iron
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I stick a repost in here?
(inigo Or is it? No, it is., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# WOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] If only they'd issued these simple instructions earlier...
(Peb long-time lurker, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *applauds*
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# new photos, from today. Been playing about with the settings and trying the filters :)
www.flickr.com/photos/lord_otterby/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Nice again!
I especially like the Godfather-esque Goose...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# yeah, when I saw it, I didn't think it was real or a gooses head
thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# That's not my arse, though!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Are you sure?
Did I stalk the wrong person?
(Peb long-time lurker, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you sure?
oh yeh - no hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you should send this to them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# mass mailings...
...all over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# omg!
does it say 'instructions' in the image challenge?
I MUST fire up photoshop and make an unrelated compo image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You really are the grumpiest of grumpy fuckers.
It's quite an amusing image, just because he's put it in the compo (which I agree is wrong) doesn't make it less funny.

You can not be a git sometimes you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Why is it when other people are sarcastic
with the intention of making others laugh that it is applauded yet when I do it I'm a cunt?

If you read everything I write with the preconception that I'm shouting like an angry loon then you'll get the wrong impression.
So unless you are going to get on the back of everyone who makes sarcastic comments on b3ta then do me a favour and get the fuck off mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# With you you always manage to show some extra malice somehow.
I doubt it's just my preconception.

Take for example that no one else in this thread found it necessary to bring out the sarcasm when the picture was actually fairly funny.

I really have nothing against you as such, but I think you are a bit too frequently sarcastic to people who haven't really done much wrong.

I'm sure I'm not faultless in that department either, so please accept my appologies if I annoyed you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I find it tiresome
that because I choose to write using a vocabulary that is beyond the playground that it somehow excludes me from participating on b3ta in exactly the same manner as most others do.

I'm not the sort of member who is following other members around making comments like 'fuck off and die' "we should wish he had cancer" without anyone batting an eyelid but I get pulled up by half-wits because they have decided long ago that I MUST be vindictive.

Go fuck yourself. I don't think you can misconstrue that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I have on ignore almost all members that feel it necessary to be outright vindictive in the manners that you suggest
you're not on ignore because you haven't been like that yet, it's just started to grate a bit.

Just because you've perceived that I don't bat an eyelid doesn't mean I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Quid pro quo.
Don't take issue with my words when you are able to let much worse comments by others go by.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'd like to keep you off ignore is basically what it comes down to
as you do supply this board with some excellent content.

The ones on ignore pretty much don't, ever.

Anyway, yes, I'll leave you alone from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# *deploys spam deflector*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# This reminds me of a videogame.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ta!
I hope it was a good game...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Thief is always a good game.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Ah....
It's nice to be able to keep up with stuff. I'm going to have to pay you fees as a researcher soon, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Reminds me of the Paris cathedral bit in Deus Ex
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Good call. It's now reminding me of Timesplitters 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# GUD DEY, I AM GUNTHER
still in my all-time top 10, that game :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# LAPUTAN MACHINE.
And it's definitely in mine as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *head asplodes*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Reminds me of the boss fight in Quake
The one with the big red guy, not the blob.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Computer generated imagery looks like computer generated imagery
shock news at 17:29pm


:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# "This just in, Blunkett in horse tea fiasco.
The Mirror's covering that in full in tommorow's paper."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I'll be covering the Miror in full too
with my filthy hot mituration.


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# OH, YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# IDDQD
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh dear, showing how out of touch I am again....
I had to google that...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# heh :)
that looks great man, keep it up
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Many thanks!
I'll do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# *waits for bats to fly across image*


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Not in this image, sadly....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ooo that's nice.
Did you find it on the onion?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# One time, just one time
I wish I could understand what you're going on about...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'm obviously refering to the flange monkeys that inhabit the roast chicken time/space rift in the beef curtain sandles of magnitude
Or the twunt that posted below you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Oh jesus - yes - I see what you mean...
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Well you have to be careful with those beef curtains of magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *looks for futuristic worms*


;P
Nicely Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# There! *points*
In the corner....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# That's very cool.
Looks a bit Fantasia-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Oooh! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# i like this
nothing more need to be said :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Concise.
I like that, too. Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I need some of these models:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Gaz me, squire...
Let me know what formats would suit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Ooh I shall
3ds, lwv, or obj. Whatever comes prepacked with textures and maps. Me being lazy of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I'll pack some up for you.
Most likely be tomorrow, if that's ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# yeah sure, thanks.
I don't mind paying for things usually but a lot of models are user generated content that is then sold on by people like renderosity and I have moral issues with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# "Something about 'low fucking poly'"
Nice stuff though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hehehe... Cheers!
it's about 3 million poly, truth be told ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *plays pipe music*

mwahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# :D
You ok, sir? - I'm sorry about all the recent job shennanigans... :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Gothic loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Oh you..... ;-)
Cheers, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I say that's rather nice.

Edit - you should fill it with water to the top of the first tier of arches and then play with ripples and reflections...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Well, sir - from a man of your style and charm,
I take that as an enormous compliment. Thank you.

Edit: You are bloody well reading my mind!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *sweeps off hat and bows elaborately*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I think we need more of this on the /board
*plans 'b3ta Gentleman's Club' *
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Excellent idea.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Quite So!
I love this pic....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# send the women to the parlour.
simples.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# question...
...why were you at my house?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# onion super
I love our home-grown, but in case you've not already bookmarked the Onion, see
www.theonion.com/content/video/manufacturer_recalls_hollow_point
or www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology

Almost enough to start worrying about the superiority of the over-the-ponders if it wasn't for ... and ... [fill with your own prejudices]

so not a problem

(in-knock-you-us, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# want to buy Nike shoes?
weasonably pwiced!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww.........
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# IT'S HIS FAULT!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# "can I has holocaust?"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# GOOD
IT'S READY FOR A COCK IN IT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *Melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# awww..............there there...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# (this board is for pictures you've made, mate)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Pictures muthafucker...Do you post 'em?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I sure do love and agree with those words you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# yeah
see the thing is
1) already watched it - funny
2) there's /links for this sort of thing
3) don't delete this thread
4) bet you do :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Im afraid you have not done this correctly mr person
Please accept all the flaming and make a picture and come back later... if you post something you made we don't bite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Ah you seem to have mixed the messageboard with the fuck off and never darken our doorstep again you corgi bothering fucktard board..
Easy mistake to make.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# What, no shoes?
shoes shoes shoes shoes schmerg schmerg shmerg
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# There ya go
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# :D
And with that, I'm off for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# b3ta is broke
and it is probably your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^ this is the correct response.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bet he's give her a two ball screwball!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *eats*
and the ice cream too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# awwwww


edit: moved to b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I'd use b3tards if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# why?
I normally use the b3ta hosting, but it's acting up today

hmmm ok now THIS doesn't load eitehr..
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# This is what I meant
but I was blind and now a see'n'woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Redex for me too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# theeeeeeee
♪ board is borked ♫
♪ the board is borked ♫
♪ the board is borked ♫
♪ the boaaaaaerd is borkeded agaaaain♫

Edit: mmmmmmh chicken
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Pour bioling water on a babby??


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I have just got back from the shops.
I managed to start a Jaffa Mini Roll but something has its eye on the Battenburg!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Oh Hai popular batterberg!



Sorry Mr Bloke, how rude of me..
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# b3ta hosting seems to be completely cuntish to me at the moment

anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Cuntish as a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Meh

I come over here for a few minutes. Hosting borked, some stupid nooby fuck stealing my image...I'm off for now. Later, dudes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# c u, brofessor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# All the internet seems to be dodgy today!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Nope - It's just you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Yep
A few F5s before I could see the pics.
It's just behaving as usual. As temporamental as a woman with PMT when you've just stolen her chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# it's shit I wish people wouldn't use it

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# What do you use Mr P?

Ah...Good ol' b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# yes good old reliable b3tards.com

I endorse this product
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yes
I can't see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# yes
rob just shouldn't spend all our donations on hookers
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# You'd so do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# battenburg is strange and overrated
defend the jaffa rolls!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I shall subscribe to your blog
forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# >:(
Battenburg is win
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D HELL 2 THE YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *Scoff the other half of the Jaffa Roll*
*Shuns the cake covered with dried devil's semen*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# And what do you know about cakes???
Hmm???

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I don't know much about cake
but I know what I like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I have two packs of 12 Jaffa mini rolls...

ANYONE WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Ooh ooh ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# yes please
*joins queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHA! Cattenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I saw that during the week - Have you got the recipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# THe full recipe and photos will be posted tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# * Starts Fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# that is a delicious-looking abomination
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# SHITE ! Wish I hadnt had that Indian
(gordiman, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# SHITE ! Wish I hadnt had that Indian

/edit: can you please fuck off now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You've already fucked it, just leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# TWUNT!
Edit: Sorry, what a meant to say was sod off n00bie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I would comment like you and the above post
but apparantly it's acceptable for everyone else to do so but not me.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9312764

ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Indian Lasagne?

Tikka masalla in between sheets of pasta?
Actually that sound braw!!
Riverghost..get on it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
Not radical enough!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Lavigne?
edit: ah, lasagne.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# i don't think it was quite dead before he ate it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# maybe it had
little too much too sooooooon(burp)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# HUNGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Try b3tard:P
yays it works and its lully. He looks like he needs a straw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# This is far too good.
You smelly fucker. There, that should even things out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Aceness


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# BRAIIIINSS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Checkoslavia

also.. Nom Nom Nom Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# There is a squid emerging from the hungry man's head.
A BLOODY SQUID!

Anyway, very nice as always.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Oooh this makes me want to prepare some nice foods now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# fucking yes!
this is a masterpiece
(munzor in the jungle, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Rockery Flowers
(gordiman, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Have some Earls Court Road roadrage to go with that redex.

Guy thought he'd get out of his truck to berate the people behind him quite rightfully horking their horns at him.
*effects female Welsh voice ROOOOOOOOOOOOADRAAAGE*


EDIT: I can see *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# A car nearly hit me today....
I did pull out in front of it though...
But if the bus which decided to pull in after the bus stop, causing me to brake, get angry and go around him wasn't there,
the car behind me wouldn't have caught up with me!!

EDIT: I see Dr Who has turned up!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# That's nothing!
I almost bent my Oyster card last week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Did you panic and get all clammy?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# No
I actually turned into a clam!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh! What's Occuring?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Not much.
He just realised that he was looking a prick and probably would get a fine and points through the mail from the CCTV and buggered off.

Twats like that shouldn't be allowed to drive. He was the stereotypical, shaven headed, English flagged brickies van larger lout.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# this is the view from my window

there was a cat there earlier but it's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ha. INVISIBLE CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Can't see anything:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# * Goes to look out of the Wobbly window...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Blimey
Look at the state of that road.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Coz all the roads in SA are wonderful:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *searches music library for a song that this synchs up with*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# not exactly a 100 watt idea


EDIT fuck me that was huge. click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# haha!
Top shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Energy saving lightbulbs are shit
oh and woo!
...that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# haha :D
this is a confusing and brilliant idea
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# NO NO NO
it'll kill EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Anti-Light!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Funcroc
(gordiman, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Why are you posting mediocre's image?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# And signed it over the top of his signature too.
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Pure cunty-ness


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# seems he added the animation...
b3ta.com/board/9312135
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Fair enough then,
but he should have credited the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# right

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# most shameless over-tagging I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# o hai Gordicre!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# You're a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Hey! Get the fuck out of here, you cunt.

Make your own images.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# TWAT HIM BARRY!
Kick him in the nuts!
etc.
Fecking skelm.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That's
a proper cuntstunt.
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really in the spirit of the comp


Click for bigger (195 kb)

But sort of an instruction plus, I don't give a flying monkey's magenta sack.

.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Lolwatch!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It's tenuous
But there's a cooking instruction!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# a snack for dictators
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# nice
2 poodles 1 cup
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# MORE FUCKING BALCONY


You've made a man get in trouble now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Shit, he gonna fall
Like off a building in mirrors edge or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Its ok there's another balcony underneath him
(MORE BACLCONYS)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# OH OK, So it's like assasins creed then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That balcony will result in PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Haha! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Well I think the firemen who he thought were coming to save him were actually strippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Every building should have a 'fucking' balcony
Just don't let the hose spit over the side
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Not the most appropriate time to need a shite.
Small TJ: Anyone got any ideas on a fancy dress costume for April Fools?
I was thinking assasinated JFK, but that's a bit boring.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Osama Bin Laden?
Jade Goody?
Jesus?
Grow quickly or wear a goatee+moustache and pretend to be your evil twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Nice ideas but I think
1. Done to Death
2. Marketed to Death
3. Nailed to Death
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Max Clifford on a recruitment campaign?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# And I could alternate as Alistair Darling
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# A bloody sanny towel?
A used condom?
The 2 kids from the cadburys advert
Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Fritzl has got to be the easiest one
Blue folder. Suit. Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, yeah, that
Or a scale model of his basement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
All the other people I've thought of are black.
Don King, Stevie Wonder, Robert Mugabe, Nelson Mandela, OJ Simpson, Obama, Tina Turner, Gary Coleman. Where are the white people?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Ive done tina turner before
It was fun

Pain in the arse to de-black afterwards
But my mate went as Ika and pretended to beat me all night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Epic.
I could go as Whitney and wipe flour on my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I was completely black
But I tried to clean it off when I got back
Shower turned black afterwards
Then I went out skiing looking like david dickinson due to not being able to get it off.

Black-drag is always a great option
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# haha
My mate went as the Lion from The Wizard of Oz once, He caked himself in so much yellow makeup he looked jaundiced for two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's the problem with colouring in the face, you generally can't get it off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# White's not too bad, you just look slightly ill.
I went as a Polar Bear one time (white head to toe) and every photo of me looked like I'd been photoshopped in really badly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "That blue folder is absolutley un put-downable"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# You could put a straw thought the hole in it
drinking problem solved :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Jade Goody and Fritzl did cross my mind,
I must admit.
Have you seen the Sanitary towel guy?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# One of my mats went as a "period" on ski social last year
I'll try and find a picture

If that works
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
I fancied going as the twin towers but I've not got a +1

Edit: hahaha but it just looks like he spilt pizza on his duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Haha!
You need +3 tho

2 towers and 2 planes :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# For ultimate reenactment fun.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# father christmas with a big white stain on his trousers
if anyone asks, you came early this year
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# QUICK!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Broken sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# oooohahhahahh hha broken sword
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# he has a really good face
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks there =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I FIND THIS AMUSING INDEED
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :D, Cok wan
something not worth its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# gokgokgokgok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
#


..even if his body is a trumpet-billed mandarin duck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# TOOT HONK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hehehe :)
Silly Canadian goose forgot its head

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Spanging Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# QUEER GOOK
More like.

You flucking mincer!
(Ian Fat Boy Pearce, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# .
Photobucket


Sounds of girls
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2DCbVeezs&feature=related

.
(Catnipppp, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that vid used butchered at birth cover :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# some girls won't, some girls will, some girls need a little bit of loving and some don't
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
some say they will, some will claim they were pissed and claim you raped them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ah, the modern women
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# wh...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE BOX
I'M RETURNING IT TO THE SHOP. AS SOON AS IT LETS ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Whut?
1) This has nothing to do with conspiracies. We've come to expect better less of you.
2) The music goes some way to explaining why you're a mental. Or maybe it's a symptom. Dunno.
3) Er...



4) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Listen to Flunk - On my balcony. You cunts.


She's on a fucking balcony, but dreaming, that's why she's floating.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I like this lots
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# this board needs more balcony's
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'll draw another one then, arseholes.
/obligatory swear time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# this is really quite excellent
you have much talent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I say I have had lots of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# That's purdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "finished product may not represent image on box"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Pffft.
And all put together by a Clarkson multipurpose tool.

Also, this keeps happening with the two submitting at the same time sort of lols.


Edit: Also, I saw a speed run of Tanker, 25min, all dog tags, hard mode I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# yeah i seen that too,i think it was extreme in 18 mins :D
im doing tanker on easy at the mo,theres 3 tags in hold 3 and 2 in hold one,i cant find the 2nd in hold 1 and i cant find the 3rd in hold 3.....poo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha
YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I gots what you need suckkka


EDIT:You wait an hour and 22 for a new b3ta post and 2 come along at once.. sorry 2can
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I will buy eleventy!
hahahaha

EDIT: No worries, it's hardly my greatest work.
I don't think there's anyone else here though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'll buy twentington
THATS NUMERWANG
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# i think every one has got bored of refreshing.
hohum.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# 5mb this was before I started trying to optimize it
it's a beast!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# All photos of your own porn collection too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# nope.. if I posted soemthing with that in
we'd all get done under the new extreme porn laws :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Extreme porn?
Is that like skater porn?

/genuinely once had a porn mag that was skater chicks....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# needs more bungee jump asphixiation for my tastes
:P

and that is pretty much funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# LOL!
Right you cacophany of caucasian cunts, I am off to celebrate my nephews 5th birthday! Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# tara cocksplatterer
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Eat lots of jelley and crisps and THEN go on the trampolene
for the full 5 year old birthday experience :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# and then throw up
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# you mad bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# i think that's a complement
yayay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yes it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *prances and dances*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# at least put some clothes on before you do that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHHA
Fucking yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# gordon ramseys favourite phrase
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# we hired him as a brand advertiser
to help get our name out there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Haha! Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)

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