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# After the next General Election
The Government's expenses procedure will be much simpler

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Sweety's what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# sweety's match's, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I think it's deliberate
He's inferring that the BNP are a bunch of poorly-edumakated dunces.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# They're not though.
They're fucktards of the highest order but unfortunately they're not stoopidity.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Sweety's White
Shurely ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I got a BNP leaflet through the post yesterday
apparently there are 80m Muslim Turks just waiting to come over here and steal your job, missus and kids
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I am fully prepared to relinquish those things to all 80 million of them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Send all immigrants home. In chronological order.
Anyone of Pictish or Celtic blood has to go back to France, followed by the Romans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Vikings, Normans and rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# my family descended from dinosaurs
so I'm safe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# will the job, missus and kids be handed out prior to the elections
or will i have to supply them myself?

more fucking expense...GRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Politilols are the best of all the lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# But
the reference to American racist groups implies the adoption of non-British culture which is in contrast to a party that stands for British values.

What the fuck am I on about?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# sense
that's what

I won't be voting for the BNP until all of them can speak Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Even Worse
The White Sheet is made from finest Egyptian cotton
The matches are made in Finland
The petrol is obviously Filthy Arab Scumbag Petrol
And the Sweeties are Dirty French Wine Gums
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Some Saturday Silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha
only 2 episodes left as well :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Talking of Channel Four.
what really is taking the piss is the advert for a channel 4 show on my milk carton. Is this the horrific shape of things to come. Food products with adverts on them?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Is it two years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# YEah I'm not counting the time you got kicked out of LIDL's for drawing adverts on the peas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I would do that
I used to put things in the freezers, like toothpaste, deodorants, tinned goods, pretty much anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Yeo Valley Yoghurt
To advertise thrush cream, with illustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Milk used to advertise lost children
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ooo that gives me an idea.
YEah that's not for financial gain though is it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# And now it just advertises Lost.
Hah! Oh man I'm good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Eerie Indiana LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# you get food adverts on TV
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# She worked her way through the whole cast I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I heard she complained to the director about the lack of bondage scenes.
I believe her exact words were, 'We are not abused.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I am afraid you haz cancers :(
Emergency fluff to move the below pic down....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *strokes*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Quick, someone act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Furry Animal Sex Troupe?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# F. Face! Has their face dropped?
A. Arms. Can they lift their arms?
S. Speech. Is their speech slurred?
T. TIME TO CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE YOU CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Shit, I dropped my face!
Someone help me find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I shoved it in my pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hum.
F. Face! Has their face dropped? Yes
A. Arms. Can they lift their arms? No
S. Speech. Is their speech slurred?
T. Then they've just been booted out of the pub for being pissed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
F. Face! Has their face dropped? Yes
A. Arms. Can they lift their arms? No
S. Speech. Is their speech slurred?
T. Too fucking late, they're cabbaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Freaky Anal Sexy Tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Whats the dognosis?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ruff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Not good,
aparrently he is having Heart Pupitations :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# barking mad


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha yea, maybe he needs a CAT SCAN

:(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# the menopaws
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# the lab needs to do further tests
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
you might have to wear a collar

for cancer? are you nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# That would make it worse
I have some tuna steaks to cook :)

Just going to find a recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# What would make what worse?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Been told you were going to die by a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Don't be silly.
I would much rather be told it by a puppy than a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# he does look very concerned..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# He looks like he is about to cry, which would make it worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# oh noes! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You should see the sexy nurses :D
Ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ning :)
puppies!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# You Could Ask DrMu for a second opinion ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ideal for weddings, it's the Candelabia, now with the fresh scent of fish!
OK, my bad, here's an abstract form... All happies again?

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# No need to get in a flap! *geddit?*
oh noes, caught by the genital police! Maybe I'll stick with purple cocks from now on.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# TOAP?
TwatOverAPicture?

Ning All.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# NSFW you tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Crap as it is. I don't think it is.
Although its genitalis it's so out of context that if your boss looked over your shoulder he/she/it wouldn't immediatly think a)lady bits or b)ooh a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yea
it kinda looks like a bit of hovering napkin. i think you'd need a bit of leg to identify it properly

or that's how i normally do it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but I think it is a fair rule to say that photos of genitalia are pretty NSFW no matter how out of context.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# mmm true
paint a willy blue, it's still a blue willy
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Depends where you work
IF you work at Labias R Us it'd probably be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# what is it
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
i was thinking the same..?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# what's that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Beef curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *had 'the chat' with kebab*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Enough talk, let's get busy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# no..you fucking muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# melengiclospos!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I have a Chinese exam next week, this counts as revision.


我说得不好
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I might have a chinese meal some time next week.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# What is your chinese dish of choice?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Her name's Jenny, but let's face it, it won't happen.
(generally I go for sweet and sour duck)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Wakarimasen, watashi-no-tomodachi.
(Entirely different language, I know, but it's all the bleedin same innit? I'm only showing off anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Fear time


Click for bigger (206 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! trynottobreathe is pissing in the sink, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# its true
i bet you couldnt even draw a terrorist!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I love TOAP Generator websites too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Aww
He lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# er
is he holding a grenade?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
It's like his post but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# yaaaaayy!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] A brush made of human hair! Not horse hair, that wouldn't work...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Minor TJ: In contract to my comments below I just found this in one of the rooms.



EDIT: I think that being should from now on be spelt beeing as it look happier that way:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I think their goal should be set lower
Like learning to spell
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It wasn't their first language.
They were Australian:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Anyway, thanks for beeing a good Hostel, Riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It was a hell of a job getting all those beds inside me:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You should do something about your smelly damp walls, though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# All sorted
I had a shit this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ooh, you could get another bed in there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# saving the space for a new TV and the cleaner.
her mop doesn't half chaffe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I would venture that English isn't their first language.
Spelling is one thing, but the construction is different...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# re: beeing
I agree
it's why I always spell wasp as wosp, makes them much less scary
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I always spell wasp as fairycake
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# fairycakes are called bummingbuns in my house
so that wouldn't really work for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# They could have at least let you double em up as a tip ;)
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# M'sieur, with thees ferrero rocher, you er weely spoiling urs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Surely this would not happen
as it would be me leaving the tip:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Are you some kind of fucking leper? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# no
I'm a specify kind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Erica and Petra still clearly loathe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# whilst we are changing the selling
of words, can hassle be spelt hastle from now on? This would make me very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# you can sell things however you like:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# oh god.
I failed to get a job interview this week because I couldn't spot the 15 spelling and grammatical errors on a letter. (I got eight)

fucking archaic glorified word search.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# And the lowest point being the fact that it was me who pointed your spelling out:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# 'as it look happier that way'
edit: also,

'In contract to my comments below'
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# If they sell well,
China will be bald in a month
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
#
hahaha mop...like a mop!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# especially when I'm dragging her back into the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I have a feeling that throwing it bun won't keep it happy for long
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Gah!
We're gonna need bigger peanuts....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Good lord no,
only a couple of trifles is going to satisfy that one
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Fuck yeah, nice work!
Subtle Tagging too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I should have left the tag at 100% for extra subtlety
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think it's a challenge to make text in flames be subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I would try to kill it with hammers
but the fucker looks like it'd eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha yays
I was going to shop an elephant this morning but I'm suffering from tattyshop apathy and couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I know that feeling
or is it WoW addiction... difficult to tell the two apart
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Back when I had Bawls and had a longer attention span:
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I still love that one
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# That would fit in nicely
with my 70s decor :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Pics or lies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This makes my daughter giggle.
She's called it an Eaglephant and says it's evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I concur with her assumptions about it's malicious nature
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I read out the 'kill it with hammers' reply to the Mrs.
But the little 'un heard and said "No, daddy, I would use guns."
She's an odd three-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# a smart three year old too
by the looks :~D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Glad I could be of service.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :D
What does it eat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# souls
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# aaw feeds her peanuts :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Never get frostbite again!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# yes.
YES!
YES I DO!


*moves to Smethwick*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# They have those in merkin land
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# bit disappointed
I was looking out for a cheap Cot Tap :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# You can get those in China
However, if you link it up to the Hold system, you will invalidate your warranty. It does work though, you just need an adapter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# The kitchen sink: one of the first culinary binary systems used to create an analogue environment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hah
tap man, what a bastard
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# wat?
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Mmmmmm! Widdecombe!
Nice pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Eww. Eww. Eww.
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yes of course it's fake.
It's still vile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I dunno,
you could be getting jiggy and have a game of whack-a-mole at the same time....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Good heavens.
What a remarkable sight to see.

*discreetly does up zip*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# it is a bit like a scary lady activity centre isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# That's wonderful :)
but she needs some cream for that minge rash :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# an awful lot of cream
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# nice one
reminds me of one of Kallus' spores
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Morning All!


Previously, on ER:
b3ta.com/board/9422090
b3ta.com/board/9424026
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *PARPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# My farts have been terribly smelly this week.
I am not sure why....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# too much rusty tromboning?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# How much is too much?
When would you know?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# when your farts smell like sushi's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# haha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Radicals
I had always assumed they were British.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Just so you know
the guy who sang this (Gregg Alexander) went on to write "Life is a Rollercoaster" for Ronan Keating, and for this he should be pushed very slowly through a chickenwire fence.
*Wanders back to /links*
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# wow - really?
and yes you are right.

but stay a little longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# the source is ace on its own
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# spangs
with relish
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Mmmm! I like Relish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D

Click for story
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ROFLMAO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning to you all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# No ear grafted on?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# what is it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Richard Gere
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# tee hee he
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# It's clearly an example of "useless future technology"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Indeed
It is a USB mouse.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# HAHA OH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Simply plug it into your computer, complete the simple installation procedure, leave it overnight,
and you'll have lots of tiny fragments of shit on your kitchen floor the following morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# This reminds me
I wrote a story about similar themes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Arty Weekend 'ning
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# sleepy mole
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nings sir
he is a grumpy mole. Is he looking for Thumbelina?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# to put her up his arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# THAT'S NOT IN THE STORY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# not in the version I read to my daughter it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# then that isn't the real version then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# damn publishing houses expurgating the best bits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oh, a book
I was on about the pr0n version
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# that's wrong
fairy tale pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# No it isn't, it is all kinds of right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# too many frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That is the Jap version, I never knew a women could put that many frogs inside her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# that is a magic number that shoud never be known
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# how many are we talking about?
I'm sure I could manage 10
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# STOP IT
you'll give Welsh girls a bad name!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HOORAY!!
crams in another 3
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# RIBBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# for extra stimulation??
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I saw a clip from a porn version of Alice in Wonderland
a couple of weeks ago. It was all kinds of wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ha I can imagine
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I thought he was going dogging.
Isn't that where he meets Ratty and Toad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ^^^ this
I think you'll find the lyrics go..."thumbelina dance, thumbelina sing...up my arse"
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I definately don't have a mole, thumbelina, arse perpetual motion gif for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# YET!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# THAT'S HOW IT'S STAYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# "Thumbelina, what's the difference if you're very small?
When your heart is full of love you're STILL WEDGED UP MY ARSE"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# lovely pic
but not happy that i've now not only got the "I am a mole and I live in a hole" song running through my brain...i've also got the thumbelina, tiny little thing there too :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh thanks, now I have them... 0_o
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oh sorry :(
*sings Agadoo to remove said pollution*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# nah - you need this...
b3ta.com/board/9449523
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# thanks..that's much better
ba...ba,paaaa...paaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# What she said^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Oh hello Mr Mole :D
I once nearly stood on a mole whilst walking over hills and across fields in Northern France. I have never forgiven my dad for not letting me bring him home!

Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Nicely done sir :)
Where is my pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# You have to tell me what you want first, it's got to be tailor made...
personal service and all that, fnar fnar
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# a nice steampunk robot, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# aaaaw. He looks how I feel!
I'm tired, hungover, I don't want to be at work and I just got a bad online review because someone booked to stay in the centre of London and didn't like me as I couldn't make London quiet for him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# pffft, the stupid sod :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# She was insane!
Overall percentage of 28.
Safety 20% (she was in a private room which had lockers).
20% for fun (she wouldn't even talk to any of the other guests).

She actually complained that I wouldn't make the noise in London quieter for her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You should have fucked her then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# she was a he in the original post...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# you should have sent her to Clapham Common in the dark
it would have got very friendly very quickly and then very very quiet for ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Sounds magical :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hey
it could be next year's 'must-go' destination!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Why would I send her to a gay cruising area when we have one just round the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# see - you do have the required skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# She didn't enjoy the morning dash for the methadone at Boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Send Ninjas at him.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I think that's a fair criticism
pull your finger out!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I will
after I've finished ripping out her entrails:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Woo.. can we also have Real Photo Saturday as well?

Look what I found in my wife's bush!
PS: Sorry I posted it in the wrong place (new thread), but very quickly deleted it.



ALSO NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Awwww!
Yesterday, a blackbird landed on a wall about a foot away from me whilst I was walking home. It scared the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# of course this was before he started using his power for evil


wakey wakey b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# haha
no idea, but the thing I love about mangosteen is that it rhymes with langoustine

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# and charliesheen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# god damn you are right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I'm very impressed
by the speed of your counter-pic
or did you already have a mangosteen/langoustine perpetual motion device made? :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# bizzarly I already had it, now with added Teh Sheen


edit - even I've adblocked these!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ooh
with this sheen you are spoiling us ambassador
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It's like the gay shift never ended
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# And Alec Baldwin.
Oh, hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# DOES NOT AGREE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I still can't believe human beings actually eat those creatures (langoustines, I mean).
Every time I so much as see one, I hear a Theremin in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I have some in the freezer
langoustines that is, not theremins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# That is wonderful.
It's cheered me up no end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# i'm pleased
:D...now i can concentrate on evil all day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# At least he can still maintain a career in advertising.....


For the non Aussies....
www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/league/times-and-attitudes-changed-but-herald-s-stance-never-wavered-20090516-b6ai.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
# haha what's on the post coital insult sheet?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
# YOUR MUM!
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:57, archived)
# ROFLS
she might get a paper cut.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Happy B3tatiems Mr Sir Pidgenips :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
# fankooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
# That news item is so filled with jargon and euphemism as to be total gibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:01, archived)
# several blokes fuck one woman. Woman goes on tv and complains many years later.
one bloke gets sacked from a tv show.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 8:02, archived)
# and from coachin an a grade team
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Just in case you did in fact fail to see or spaz this thread.
www.b3ta.com/board/9434892
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:10, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
XXXXXXXX-tremEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
An inspired moment to remember I had the pic saved. Took
more than a moment to find where I had stored it, however. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Wow. Plenty of insight into the Australasian press there (quite interesting for a Pom local news hack like me).
"The Herald played an important role in forcing those changes, with a 2003 article, "The Dark Side of the Game", the first to highlight the group sex culture within the code after an incident involving three Bulldogs players in Coffs Harbour."

"Unfortunately for him, Johns is now paying for the high profile he has since developed off the field and the fact that his involvement became known when he was a media superstar rather than a washed up five-eighth whose crook knees were about to force an end to his playing career at the end of the 2002 season."

Crikey. (It'd take a brave editor to publish this under English law)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# you'd have to be mental to even bring a challenge to that accusation though
Have some English rugby silliness...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Our Aussie cousins haven't discovered the great, refreshing taste of "Cunty Chops" yet, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# defamation?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hey k3b/-\b
do you ever sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I nap between posts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hehe - like a junior doctor
still it'll be worth it when you graduate from b3taversity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yep. Under English law, both the quoted paragraphs are literally defamatory (although that doesn't necessarily count for much), and:
"The Herald played an important role in forcing those changes, with a 2003 article, "The Dark Side of the Game", the first to highlight the group sex culture within the code after an incident involving three Bulldogs players in Coffs Harbour."

Depending on the size of the squad, this could be libellous to every single member thereof. Implying sex crime on this scale (20-40 individuals?), without evidence? Newspaper out of business.

"Unfortunately for him, Johns is now paying for the high profile he has since developed off the field and the fact that his involvement became known when he was a media superstar rather than a washed up five-eighth whose crook knees were about to force an end to his playing career at the end of the 2002 season."

Dodgy. Clearly defamatory, certainly insulting, and could possibly damage his future earnings. I'd advise him against it, but in England a barrister might consider taking on a case for libel for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# that sort of opinion writing is pretty common in papers here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *envies*
Plenty of scope for being funny, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I honestly don't know if they're trying to be funny or just being ignorant pricks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
You've just defined Australia in the most concise way possible.

*is just indulging in a spot of mild sledging*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Ha HA
Word up :)
(DJTK, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Happy candleday 'nips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# COME ON
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:15, archived)
# *throws squid*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:44, archived)
# IT'S FINE
IT WILL ALL BE OKAY AND GOOD AND FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Is this an Eurovision thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] New! From the Makers of the Omni-Toilet:


Click for bigger (159 kb)
Plus, It's a great way to show of that fancy new jello mold!
(NeoNcP oh yea, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# hello there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:44, archived)
#
*waves*
(NeoNcP oh yea, Sat 16 May 2009, 7:43, archived)
# plus, 100% less dead stupid children locking themselves in the fridge
RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 16 May 2009, 6:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# gnarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
#


Click for bigger (22 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# *paper bag*
*would!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# SEXY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
# I only have one more in Olde style of him.

I know I have a GOSeyed kitty too... somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Poor old Scared Frog, he is afraid of water.

The twat.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
# he fought until he dried.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# dry forg is dead and dust
dead and dust frog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# COLOURING IN TIME.
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
# I've finished my film.
which was rubbish.
But I see you got in to the server. Which is not so rubbish.

also I made it in time for colouring in time. Which is also not rubbish.
but I'm off to bed drunk. Which is shit.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
# plastic muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Vacuum packet
for freshness.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Yeah I'm borrowing your Broken Steel thing.
Any chance you could put up the other DLCs separately?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Just look further
in the fallout 3 + DLC folder. Download the anchorage and Pitt folder from that and put it in your game data folder. All the ESM files are there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Oh right, I thought they were all .rar'd together.
Cheers very muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Is he kosher?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# haha :)
The twat
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# i dont think he can survive in his natural habitat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Dry frog is dry!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
# rofls
content.dell.com/us/en/home/della.aspx
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

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