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# 3 mins in paint


off you go peeps!

edit: blinking cock, drawing with a mouse is hard

edit2/ris: yup, crack open paint, draw whatever for 3 mins, post it here :D

edit3/RESULTS: i have just decided this was a competition, and ttssattsr won it. special "ambitious" award goes to _felix.

goodnight everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
# WE'RE DOING THIS? HOLD ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)
# haha
we dont take kindly to rotund ducks here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I went over the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
# "stylistic expression"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Fucking mong expression more like.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# ALWAYS FUCKING FINDING FAULTS, AREN'T YOU? FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Yeah, more like "OH ALWAYS FUCKING FINDING FAULTS, AREN'T YOU? FUCK."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Oh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# do it make you feel like a big mans to correct thing like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)
# damn
...you have a drawing tablet right?

...right?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
# he doesnt use it though he draws with his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# he has very good no-hands writing
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I'd imagine drawing without one's penis on short notice would be extremely traumatic.
Practically impossible, even.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that the word rotund comes from somebody doing a typo when they were trying to say round
and then they didn't admit to it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
# haha, sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Saxon derivation.
rotund - ro'und - round.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
# How could they do a typo when there were no keyboards
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Bah! Rumbled again.
*resigns Linguistics Professorship at prestigious university*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
# In a mere three minutes, I can draw several parts of a bird

That's just how fast I am
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# that's art, man
untitled dot gif
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Probably shouldn't have tried the feather by feather approach under the circumstances.
Hindsight, eh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Yeah greatmindsfive!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
# WHY IS HE CRAZY? DID HE A DRUG?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
he a whole drug
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
# That sort of attitude can only land you in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)
# STUPDICK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# (rispeck to ms m for rising to the challinge)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# hehe, nice one
:D
i really should have thought of something to do before i started drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Why?
I didn't.

You dun good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# *ta-daahhhhhhh!*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# BEERECTION
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
# HAHAHA :D
top late entrant there
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
# dream 1


think it still needs work, but i have to get 4 of these done for the 16th so i'm just going to leave it for now.

..god i should really be in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Wow.
I wish I could dream of stuff this good :)

I really should be in bed too, what with being drunk as a skunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# your typing is impeccable
you're a careful drunk
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
# It has taken years of pwactiss ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Pretty fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# sturmfires is dedley
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Glad to see I'm not the only one tormented by nocturnal stair-worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# o^^o
solidarity brother
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Also: what superb pen work. Amazing samples in yr profile, too.
I'd like to see what you can do in MS Paint with a 3-minute time limit though, skillz-dood...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# well, i can do a reasonable job on the "chat" facility on nintendo ds 42 games.
or this
Photobucket
if had had a couple.

(also ta :))
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^
Open Paint.
Draw.
Go go go go go!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
# If ms morbo rises to the challenge, I'll join in.
And I'm sure you will, too.

New thread, Ms M! You're committed now! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# very well
to your marks...!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
# FIRE SNAKE STAIRS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I'll spam this too
b3ta.com/calendar/event/19027
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Even though I am a relative noob...
I feel I should partake in a bash very soon.

Edit: If noobs are allowed that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Yes of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Awesome. I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# No you wont :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# You called my bluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)
# bah
that is far away, i'll have to look out for when there is a closer one.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Im leaving sheffield soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
# what new place will be blessed with your presence?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Maybe brum :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
# This reminds me of that book
But i can't remember which book :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Damn it all
What is the book
What is it
What


All I can remember is that it was a trashy paperback, probably a sci-fi horror, and it featured some evil guy who towards the end is rent asunder by a nutter with an axe but it turns out the guy is immortal and one of the final scenes is all the sliced up bits of his body slithering their way up the stairs still alive and conscious but in tiny little gory pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# google fu isn't working i'm afraid
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)
# wormstairswormstairswormstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# "that's him officer...hiding in that egg"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# i wish i could hide in eggs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Now you CAN, you lucky pup!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/cremeeggg.jpg

(NSFW - yes, you may well've seen this before)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# How do you eat yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ewww it looks like a poo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
# anyone care to translate this from norwegian?
www.nettavisen.no/utenriks/article2639489.ece
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Translation:
'Daddy says we have to practise with large edible objects throughout the week, so we are ready for when he and his friends party on the weekend'.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# As far as I can tell it's something to do with the air france plane crash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Then my translation fits perfectly.
Edit: It could be 'old' Norwegian, in which case it would translate: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Scuba diving.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Cheers, didn't realise google translate had norwegian
What an odd photo to use.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Brown is "about to go off" ..."I will not go away," said Brown.
Edit: link fixed
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Very nicely done on the anim :)
I could eat some eggs actuallylyly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# eggs are actually eggs*
i am an eggspert:)
*source-Ripley's"believe it or not"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# None of that organic shite though?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# true..........fuck it right off
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :D....angry egg
is angry:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ...the...klas-sick...
...the... Dali.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Crackin' Salvidegg Dali !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :)}
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(herman:D, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# compo it and give me some credit you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# property shark sighted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
did you know I have shoes on?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Affirmative/Negative
Just incase you missed the milestone earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9497300
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# why, do you want him to animate it?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Was it that obvious?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# trippy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Sorry I am drunken and disorderly.



DE-RIS: www.easier.com/view/News/Business/article-253818.html
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oooof!
And *spang*.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I know, what the hell is an Enterprise Czar/Tsar/Tzar?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Ah, except the BBC reported him as a Czar/Tsar/Tzar
Not a champion
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I got the title off Have I Got News For You before.
Who fucking knows what the job description is..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# an attempt at popularity by a cunt who's clinging to power
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# This explains a lot of things
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That's a fake...
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It can't be...
I'm sat next to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Oh...
...my mistake then!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# :D


edit: my first ever repost! wow I feel old
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# No Quo, no magenta cocks, no kittens, no Brian Blessed, no 'taht's no moon lol!'...

...just some shapes and some black jizz!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I like the circles and the square and the jizz but I'm not sure they work so well together.
The square overwhelms the circles because it's a heavy black shape so my eyes keep being drawn to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Well they have to be drawn to something!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# "No Quo, no magenta cocks, no kittens, no Brian Blessed, no 'taht's no moon lol!'..."
= you destroyed b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Ah well, I apologise...
...maybe it can re-built, only better!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I'm sure everything that you mentioned could be shoe-horned into this image.
I just can't be arsed to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Oh go on!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Go on and include all of the above!
I dares ya!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That's no shapes and black jizz!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# It's not?!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Er.... well maybe
But um.... I'm confused now.

I like your pikshur :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Fanks!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Tha's ok
I'm off now peeps :)

*sleepy*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Night!
In fact, I'm going to go sleepy as well.
Night everypeoples!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I like it
Night all

Take care
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# T'ra
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Shatnerd!
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :):)))
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(herman:D, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# cock off
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# As it's late and I haven't posted a picture for a while, have a WIP.

CFB (340kb)

These four are nearly finished but not quite, and I'm going to do 12 more of them. It doesn't matter that the bottom two's outlines are touching because they're all going to get cut out and stuck on their own background anyway. (Also I haven't forgotten the green one's horns; she's a hornless mutant.)

'Ning! Sorry it's not funny and/or Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# ^This
With a 'nice work' to boot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# also a hint of fuck yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Why not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# couple of beehatches?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# me likey
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I like them and have not problem with people posting WIPs
Unlike the self proclaimed queen of b3ta, pasa
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I like seeing WIPs because I find it interesting seeing people's idiosyncratic ways of creating stuff.
I do try to limit mine to when the board is quiet, though, as they're not really what I imagine people want to see when it's busy. (Plus you get people complaining that they've seen the same image seven times.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I enjoy seeing how people make there pictures and if it going to take someone week to do it then I don't mind seeing the odd WIP
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Nice arts!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mikenco, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ice demon, blood demon, forest demon, ???? demon
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# ????= swanky
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
#
s +shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Not at all!
I like your demony type thingamajiggs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# First three are ice, fire and wind.
Haven't actually decided what the fourth one's element is and I don't think she wants to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# you can colour in
:( i cannot. damn you clever fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# :(:)
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(herman:D, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# he will make us all very rich
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# pfffft :)
bbc have The Terminator
ITV have Terminator 2
Channel five have Terminator 3
Does this mean that channel 4 will get the new one

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# they'll probably get the Sarah Connor Chronicals
which is now cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Isn't that on the sci-fi channel or what ever the hell it is called
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Sci Fi channel in the US is changing it's name to SyFy
yeah it's being shown on one of the Sky pay-for channels
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Looked so unremittingly awful I didn't bother watching
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# *Glad he doesn't have sky*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# it had a good base to start with: The Terminator
but the plotlines got too complicated, they tried too hard to be intelligent when the original films were just action based
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I'm not sure this really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# :D
shatonasheep...looks like one anyway:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] on the starboard bow cap'n

evening all
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# Oh God
Evening fella


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# 'ning
funny and gross too :)
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#
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# martin short was the best uhura
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#
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# RECESSION BUSTER
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# MORE ZOOM!
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# awesome
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# hahaha :)
'ning sir
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# Oh dear.
The Shat's hit the fan...

Woo, sir.
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# ah good evening
how was Joe as a mate?
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# nice bloke
had a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# he's made me laugh for over a year
one of my best drivers
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[challenge entry] "Don't you forget about me...."
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# hahahaha :D

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# I'm still waiting for the cleavage
:)
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# I have been posting it all week

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# who is this person?
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#
www.b3ta.com/board/9499111

?
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# here, for the millionth time. I think it is richard and judys sprog. yes it is their sprog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLoUqeotA3U
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# What was she talking about, i missed it, was it important?
Looks like she hasn't inherited the owl genes off her mother
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# Fuck know and who cares
We have yet to see if she holds a glass like her mother
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# Or willfully exposes herself
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# no, she has done that
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# 0_o
Oh.. I missed that
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# thank you
kind person :)
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# Is that her..
From 'Snog, Marry, hit with a shovel'? (or whatever it is called)
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# Win, Lose or Airwolf
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# hahahah
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# Nicely shopped!
:)
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# Haha!
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# I want to do a recession buster on crimes.
Ideas plz
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# It would save millions (£)..
www.b3ta.com/board/9499121
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# how do we monetise this
it needs to be a recession buster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# It costs around £200k p/a to imprison each person.
If you could cut the cost of doing so and make the 'stay' less desirable, it would save more money than taxing the offenders ever would.
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# saving money is bad for recessions
we need to make more money and spend it

help me do a recession buster
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# In the case of things like this..
Spending less means savings = more money in the kitty (to spend elsewhere)

There is no money in crime, unless you are the crim who gets away with it.
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# OK, here is an idea for you..
Any person caught committing a crime, the law will be allowed to strip them bare, sell their teeth, hair and clothing. Also, be able to re-market any 'stash' they may have on their person? More what you had in mind?
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# giant hamster wheels
which help power the national grid
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# That's an improvement
Over the Victorian 'Rope Picking'.. I like it.
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# No this would be horrible if an innocent person was wrongly convicted
I was thinking more of making stealing taxable
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# a thieves guild, perhaps?
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# no, more of a recession buster
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# let's all wank
the resulting power will bust the recession's ass
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# It's 9am and I don't have the energy to coax mister floppy out of his sleep
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# I'll bid you a good day
and the rest of the late night board a g'night :D
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# Are you considering making thieves fill in a tax return?
EDIT: Now I KNOW you are bladdered..lol
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[challenge entry] A lot of miles.. a lot of women (and other species)..

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# hehehe, damn fine shopping as well
Also looks a bit like John Travolta
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# Not enough cleft chin, surely?
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# looks like John around the eyes and nose
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# Yeah, I guess
Coupled with an 'American Dad' chin.
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# Sometimes I think we should just tax crimes like assault so we can do a recession buster on our crimes.
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# Sadly, the sorts who normally cause the crimes
Don't have any money.
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# Hmmm, good point...
Then possibly torture them on Pay-Per-View TV?

/Extremist blog ;)

EDIT: How rude of me - top shoppin' there, sire. :D
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# I was talking about this tonight.
One of those Police programs showed some person who was caught driving a car with no tax or insurance or license. It all seemed to be treated like a big joke as the guy's car was confiscated and he was allowed to walk free to appear in court later.

He was already a banned driver and in charge of a potentially lethal machine!

I reckon they should have a specialist short-stay prison where the local constabulary can arrest and instantly incarcerate people like like that for 7 days minimum. Nothing fancy, a just a porta-loo sized box where they stick them for 7 days with nothing but dry bread and water. Not even light.

It'd take the pressure off the courts and might make a few of the repeat offenders learn to be more careful. Most of them don't give a hoot about the current system.

EDIT: How rude of me - thank you :)
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[challenge entry] Hot alien babes

Hmm... seemed funnier in my head.
(Photon wasting your time since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# the crouching one works great. they probably have the same over-acting style.
(oh, and claire daines in wiinggss ... mmmmm.)
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# they all die.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# the cripple did it.
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# HillingdonFirst Card - Not long now !!
For all those living in Hillingdon - your ID card will soon be on its way....lucky us. 250,000 people in the borough and they consulted 150. No one told me I lived in China.



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# Boil.


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# has he gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# no, he's still hanging onto the bleeding leg of government like a comedy zombie in a popular zombie movie
only a matter of time before someone turns up with the shotgun
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# Has he gone now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# no, he's still hanging onto the bleeding leg of government like a comedy zombie in a popular zombie movie
someone's got the shotgun but it turns out they didn't know they had to use shotgun rounds with it and has gone to go and get some
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# how about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# no, he's still hanging onto the bleeding leg of government like a comedy zombie in a popular zombie movie
someone has returned with a tin of tomato soup, and nobody's got any idea what happened to the shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Has he killed himself yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# no.. still with the hanging on and the zombie action, no weapons available
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Has the queen ordered the army to get rid of him yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I think she's waiting for them to take up the initiative
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# God, we will never get rid of him then
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# His face is just so rubbery
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# hahahaha
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# Well there is fuck all else inside his head :)
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# THIS WORTHS EVERYTHING
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# mang who canglor
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# He is a happy man who can smile. THIS WORTHS EVERYTHING.
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# all this Star Treking inspired this...
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# Haulin' out an old pea
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# Hahahaha..
I've not seen that before.
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# Oh my.
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# pfft
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# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it hurts my brain because it is he is talking about a character he never met and was in a different star trek
still funny :D woo



Edit: OI smash, are you about?!
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# CROSSOVER EPISODE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# No, they are never as good as they should be
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# this is true. they are a bit too in-jokey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Even if you get the in jokes, they are pretty much crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I knew I'd
up set someone, but hey, never let science fiction get in the way of a good joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Never let the Delta Quadtrant
get in the way either ;)

/nerd blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I've just
confessed to the sig. other that I love Star Trek next generation. The wedding is still on, but I'm not allowed to insist we get the complete DVD box set.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Science fiction is never funny, even when it is trying to be funny
I did laugh at it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# We all laughed at it in rhetrospec
but at the time we sat there and absorbed by each episode - like when Star Trek was on in the 70's now we look at it and laugh "Khaaaaannn!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Sci-Fi can't take the piss out of its self like fantasy
That was some thing that annoyed me today, when they put fantasy in with sci-fi, they are two different things and fantasy has been around longer then sci-fi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Farscape was pretty funny.
And all the people who say "What the thing with the puppets" can fuck off back to your star trek with its poorly written plots and long string of nonsensical bollocks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I liked the puppets
especially the little fat one who had a moustache - don't ask me his name but he was always funny.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Rigel. To be honest I thought he was the worst looking puppet, he REALLY did look like a puppet.
Pilot was pretty fucking well done though to be honest.

Provided you kind of ignored the first two series, or at least watched them last it was a brilliant program.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I liked Farscape. Crichton's patter could get annoying sometimes, but the blue girl was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# To be honest I barely knew what the hell he was talking about a lot of the time because it was so american.
The derangedness of using it to aliens and his slow mental breakdown was kind of brilliant though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# that was great; the feeling that he was an american alone in space, among aliens
rather than american trek, where they are spreading democracy across the globe, er universe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Yeah, also despite the constant americanisms he wasn't overtly american thankfully.
I especially liked the fact pretty much every series ending with them blowing something fucking huge up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I used to crap in the puppets before they would use them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *groans***
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *glomps*
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *return glomps*
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *Super glues maiden to chair*
That is so you don't go away again

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I never leave I just phase in and out
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# *plays with phase shift nobs*
lets see if this corrects it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ooof ! pass me the frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Frying pan you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
if only.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# nicely!
there should be a name for near spoonerisms, so they can be justified and used more often.

edit:Hippy Cent!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Lovely
Popping in out of the blue to post and run - this pun came into my head and wouldn't go away. Anyone who wants to make a better picture out of it is welcome...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# LOL A-TEAMBATTLESTARTREK?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# pfft
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# :D

(Frogb3at, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# This was a joke from The Animaniacs
I'll never forget it for some reason.
"we'll do it or die trying, or try dieing or maybe do some tie dying!"
Woo!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# My apologies
... are in the mail.

Photobucket

Mustaph Bindun x 1000

*re-lurks
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# apparently he was well hung
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# O SIHT!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :o
Photobucket

(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I'm listening to La Dance de Zorba by Trio Hellenique
which seems oddly appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I see what you did there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] And another ..


But that's enough for tonight .. I mustn't leave it so long next time..

*WENCH .. Bring me beer .. I'm done with B3TA for now .. then later ..........*
(SoVeryAPT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I remember having a beer once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

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