3 mins in paint
off you go peeps!
edit: blinking cock, drawing with a mouse is hard
edit2/ris: yup, crack open paint, draw whatever for 3 mins, post it here :D
edit3/RESULTS: i have just decided this was a competition, and ttssattsr won it. special "ambitious" award goes to _felix.
goodnight everybody!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:51,
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off you go peeps!
edit: blinking cock, drawing with a mouse is hard
edit2/ris: yup, crack open paint, draw whatever for 3 mins, post it here :D
edit3/RESULTS: i have just decided this was a competition, and ttssattsr won it. special "ambitious" award goes to _felix.
goodnight everybody!
Yeah, more like "OH ALWAYS FUCKING FINDING FAULTS, AREN'T YOU? FUCK."
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:18,
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I'd imagine drawing without one's penis on short notice would be extremely traumatic.
Practically impossible, even.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:21,
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I'm pretty sure that the word rotund comes from somebody doing a typo when they were trying to say round
and then they didn't admit to it.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:22,
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Bah! Rumbled again.
*resigns Linguistics Professorship at prestigious university*
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:40,
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In a mere three minutes, I can draw several parts of a bird
That's just how fast I am
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01,
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That's just how fast I am
Probably shouldn't have tried the feather by feather approach under the circumstances.
Hindsight, eh.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:05,
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hehe, nice one
:D
i really should have thought of something to do before i started drawing.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:12,
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i really should have thought of something to do before i started drawing.
dream 1
think it still needs work, but i have to get 4 of these done for the 16th so i'm just going to leave it for now.
..god i should really be in bed.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:17,
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think it still needs work, but i have to get 4 of these done for the 16th so i'm just going to leave it for now.
..god i should really be in bed.
Wow.
I wish I could dream of stuff this good :)
I really should be in bed too, what with being drunk as a skunk.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:19,
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I really should be in bed too, what with being drunk as a skunk.
Glad to see I'm not the only one tormented by nocturnal stair-worms.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:25,
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Also: what superb pen work. Amazing samples in yr profile, too.
I'd like to see what you can do in MS Paint with a 3-minute time limit though, skillz-dood...
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:34,
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well, i can do a reasonable job on the "chat" facility on nintendo ds 42 games.
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If ms morbo rises to the challenge, I'll join in.
And I'm sure you will, too.
New thread, Ms M! You're committed now! ;)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:43,
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New thread, Ms M! You're committed now! ;)
Even though I am a relative noob...
I feel I should partake in a bash very soon.
Edit: If noobs are allowed that is :)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32,
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Edit: If noobs are allowed that is :)
bah
that is far away, i'll have to look out for when there is a closer one.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:37,
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Damn it all
What is the book
What is it
What
All I can remember is that it was a trashy paperback, probably a sci-fi horror, and it featured some evil guy who towards the end is rent asunder by a nutter with an axe but it turns out the guy is immortal and one of the final scenes is all the sliced up bits of his body slithering their way up the stairs still alive and conscious but in tiny little gory pieces.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:57,
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What is it
What
All I can remember is that it was a trashy paperback, probably a sci-fi horror, and it featured some evil guy who towards the end is rent asunder by a nutter with an axe but it turns out the guy is immortal and one of the final scenes is all the sliced up bits of his body slithering their way up the stairs still alive and conscious but in tiny little gory pieces.
Now you CAN, you lucky pup!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/cremeeggg.jpg
(NSFW - yes, you may well've seen this before)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:59,
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(NSFW - yes, you may well've seen this before)
Translation:
'Daddy says we have to practise with large edible objects throughout the week, so we are ready for when he and his friends party on the weekend'.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:16,
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As far as I can tell it's something to do with the air france plane crash
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:19,
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Then my translation fits perfectly.
Edit: It could be 'old' Norwegian, in which case it would translate: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Scuba diving.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:20,
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Cheers, didn't realise google translate had norwegian
What an odd photo to use.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32,
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Heh heh heh
Brown is "about to go off" ..."I will not go away," said Brown.
Edit: link fixed
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:40,
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Edit: link fixed
Very nicely done on the anim :)
I could eat some eggs actuallylyly.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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eggs are actually eggs*
i am an eggspert:)
*source-Ripley's"believe it or not"
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:50,
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*source-Ripley's"believe it or not"
Affirmative/Negative
Just incase you missed the milestone earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9497300
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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Ah, except the BBC reported him as a Czar/Tsar/Tzar
Not a champion
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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I got the title off Have I Got News For You before.
Who fucking knows what the job description is..
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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No Quo, no magenta cocks, no kittens, no Brian Blessed, no 'taht's no moon lol!'...
...just some shapes and some black jizz!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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...just some shapes and some black jizz!
I like the circles and the square and the jizz but I'm not sure they work so well together.
The square overwhelms the circles because it's a heavy black shape so my eyes keep being drawn to it.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:14,
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"No Quo, no magenta cocks, no kittens, no Brian Blessed, no 'taht's no moon lol!'..."
= you destroyed b3ta
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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I'm sure everything that you mentioned could be shoe-horned into this image.
I just can't be arsed to do it.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:17,
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Er.... well maybe
But um.... I'm confused now.
I like your pikshur :D
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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I like your pikshur :D
Night!
In fact, I'm going to go sleepy as well.
Night everypeoples!
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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Night everypeoples!
As it's late and I haven't posted a picture for a while, have a WIP.
CFB (340kb)
These four are nearly finished but not quite, and I'm going to do 12 more of them. It doesn't matter that the bottom two's outlines are touching because they're all going to get cut out and stuck on their own background anyway. (Also I haven't forgotten the green one's horns; she's a hornless mutant.)
'Ning! Sorry it's not funny and/or Shatner.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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CFB (340kb)
These four are nearly finished but not quite, and I'm going to do 12 more of them. It doesn't matter that the bottom two's outlines are touching because they're all going to get cut out and stuck on their own background anyway. (Also I haven't forgotten the green one's horns; she's a hornless mutant.)
'Ning! Sorry it's not funny and/or Shatner.
I like them and have not problem with people posting WIPs
Unlike the self proclaimed queen of b3ta, pasa
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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I like seeing WIPs because I find it interesting seeing people's idiosyncratic ways of creating stuff.
I do try to limit mine to when the board is quiet, though, as they're not really what I imagine people want to see when it's busy. (Plus you get people complaining that they've seen the same image seven times.)
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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I enjoy seeing how people make there pictures and if it going to take someone week to do it then I don't mind seeing the odd WIP
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:10,
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First three are ice, fire and wind.
Haven't actually decided what the fourth one's element is and I don't think she wants to tell me.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21,
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pfffft :)
bbc have The Terminator
ITV have Terminator 2
Channel five have Terminator 3
Does this mean that channel 4 will get the new one
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:54,
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ITV have Terminator 2
Channel five have Terminator 3
Does this mean that channel 4 will get the new one
they'll probably get the Sarah Connor Chronicals
which is now cancelled
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:01,
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Isn't that on the sci-fi channel or what ever the hell it is called
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:03,
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Sci Fi channel in the US is changing it's name to SyFy
yeah it's being shown on one of the Sky pay-for channels
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05,
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it had a good base to start with: The Terminator
but the plotlines got too complicated, they tried too hard to be intelligent when the original films were just action based
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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here, for the millionth time. I think it is richard and judys sprog. yes it is their sprog
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What was she talking about, i missed it, was it important?
Looks like she hasn't inherited the owl genes off her mother
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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Fuck know and who cares
We have yet to see if she holds a glass like her mother
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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Is that her..
From 'Snog, Marry, hit with a shovel'? (or whatever it is called)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:30,
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It costs around £200k p/a to imprison each person.
If you could cut the cost of doing so and make the 'stay' less desirable, it would save more money than taxing the offenders ever would.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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saving money is bad for recessions
we need to make more money and spend it
help me do a recession buster
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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help me do a recession buster
In the case of things like this..
Spending less means savings = more money in the kitty (to spend elsewhere)
There is no money in crime, unless you are the crim who gets away with it.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:56,
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There is no money in crime, unless you are the crim who gets away with it.
OK, here is an idea for you..
Any person caught committing a crime, the law will be allowed to strip them bare, sell their teeth, hair and clothing. Also, be able to re-market any 'stash' they may have on their person? More what you had in mind?
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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That's an improvement
Over the Victorian 'Rope Picking'.. I like it.
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07,
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No this would be horrible if an innocent person was wrongly convicted
I was thinking more of making stealing taxable
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07,
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let's all wank
the resulting power will bust the recession's ass
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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It's 9am and I don't have the energy to coax mister floppy out of his sleep
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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I'll bid you a good day
and the rest of the late night board a g'night :D
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:18,
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Are you considering making thieves fill in a tax return?
EDIT: Now I KNOW you are bladdered..lol
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:09,
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hehehe, damn fine shopping as well
Also looks a bit like John Travolta
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:13,
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Sometimes I think we should just tax crimes like assault so we can do a recession buster on our crimes.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:18,
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Sadly, the sorts who normally cause the crimes
Don't have any money.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:25,
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Hmmm, good point...
Then possibly torture them on Pay-Per-View TV?
/Extremist blog ;)
EDIT: How rude of me - top shoppin' there, sire. :D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:32,
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/Extremist blog ;)
EDIT: How rude of me - top shoppin' there, sire. :D
I was talking about this tonight.
One of those Police programs showed some person who was caught driving a car with no tax or insurance or license. It all seemed to be treated like a big joke as the guy's car was confiscated and he was allowed to walk free to appear in court later.
He was already a banned driver and in charge of a potentially lethal machine!
I reckon they should have a specialist short-stay prison where the local constabulary can arrest and instantly incarcerate people like like that for 7 days minimum. Nothing fancy, a just a porta-loo sized box where they stick them for 7 days with nothing but dry bread and water. Not even light.
It'd take the pressure off the courts and might make a few of the repeat offenders learn to be more careful. Most of them don't give a hoot about the current system.
EDIT: How rude of me - thank you :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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He was already a banned driver and in charge of a potentially lethal machine!
I reckon they should have a specialist short-stay prison where the local constabulary can arrest and instantly incarcerate people like like that for 7 days minimum. Nothing fancy, a just a porta-loo sized box where they stick them for 7 days with nothing but dry bread and water. Not even light.
It'd take the pressure off the courts and might make a few of the repeat offenders learn to be more careful. Most of them don't give a hoot about the current system.
EDIT: How rude of me - thank you :)
the crouching one works great. they probably have the same over-acting style.
(oh, and claire daines in wiinggss ... mmmmm.)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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HillingdonFirst Card - Not long now !!
For all those living in Hillingdon - your ID card will soon be on its way....lucky us. 250,000 people in the borough and they consulted 150. No one told me I lived in China.
Click for bigger (185 kb)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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Click for bigger (185 kb)
no, he's still hanging onto the bleeding leg of government like a comedy zombie in a popular zombie movie
only a matter of time before someone turns up with the shotgun
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:10,
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no, he's still hanging onto the bleeding leg of government like a comedy zombie in a popular zombie movie
someone's got the shotgun but it turns out they didn't know they had to use shotgun rounds with it and has gone to go and get some
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:13,
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no, he's still hanging onto the bleeding leg of government like a comedy zombie in a popular zombie movie
someone has returned with a tin of tomato soup, and nobody's got any idea what happened to the shotgun
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:16,
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no.. still with the hanging on and the zombie action, no weapons available
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:19,
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it hurts my brain because it is he is talking about a character he never met and was in a different star trek
still funny :D woo
Edit: OI smash, are you about?!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:29,
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Edit: OI smash, are you about?!
I knew I'd
up set someone, but hey, never let science fiction get in the way of a good joke.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:35,
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Never let the Delta Quadtrant
get in the way either ;)
/nerd blog
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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/nerd blog
I've just
confessed to the sig. other that I love Star Trek next generation. The wedding is still on, but I'm not allowed to insist we get the complete DVD box set.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:41,
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Science fiction is never funny, even when it is trying to be funny
I did laugh at it
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40,
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We all laughed at it in rhetrospec
but at the time we sat there and absorbed by each episode - like when Star Trek was on in the 70's now we look at it and laugh "Khaaaaannn!"
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:43,
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Sci-Fi can't take the piss out of its self like fantasy
That was some thing that annoyed me today, when they put fantasy in with sci-fi, they are two different things and fantasy has been around longer then sci-fi
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:47,
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Farscape was pretty funny.
And all the people who say "What the thing with the puppets" can fuck off back to your star trek with its poorly written plots and long string of nonsensical bollocks.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:44,
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I liked the puppets
especially the little fat one who had a moustache - don't ask me his name but he was always funny.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:45,
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Rigel. To be honest I thought he was the worst looking puppet, he REALLY did look like a puppet.
Pilot was pretty fucking well done though to be honest.
Provided you kind of ignored the first two series, or at least watched them last it was a brilliant program.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:47,
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Provided you kind of ignored the first two series, or at least watched them last it was a brilliant program.
I liked Farscape. Crichton's patter could get annoying sometimes, but the blue girl was fun.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:48,
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To be honest I barely knew what the hell he was talking about a lot of the time because it was so american.
The derangedness of using it to aliens and his slow mental breakdown was kind of brilliant though.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:50,
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that was great; the feeling that he was an american alone in space, among aliens
rather than american trek, where they are spreading democracy across the globe, er universe.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:04,
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Yeah, also despite the constant americanisms he wasn't overtly american thankfully.
I especially liked the fact pretty much every series ending with them blowing something fucking huge up.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:06,
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*Super glues maiden to chair*
That is so you don't go away again
*hugs*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:42,
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*hugs*
nicely!
there should be a name for near spoonerisms, so they can be justified and used more often.
edit:Hippy Cent!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:12,
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edit:Hippy Cent!
Lovely
Popping in out of the blue to post and run - this pun came into my head and wouldn't go away. Anyone who wants to make a better picture out of it is welcome...
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:14,
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This was a joke from The Animaniacs
I'll never forget it for some reason.
"we'll do it or die trying, or try dieing or maybe do some tie dying!"
Woo!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39,
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"we'll do it or die trying, or try dieing or maybe do some tie dying!"
Woo!
I'm listening to La Dance de Zorba by Trio Hellenique
which seems oddly appropriate
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:20,
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And another ..
But that's enough for tonight .. I mustn't leave it so long next time..
*WENCH .. Bring me beer .. I'm done with B3TA for now .. then later ..........*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:48,
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But that's enough for tonight .. I mustn't leave it so long next time..
*WENCH .. Bring me beer .. I'm done with B3TA for now .. then later ..........*
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