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# ...gonna rock around the egg tonight...

...gonna rock, rock, rock 'til broad daylight...
...gonna rock, gonna rock around the egg tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Compo it! :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# no...
...i enjoy following the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# HO HO...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# yay :D
edit: are they spunk rockers?

double edit: i've now got "sheena is a spunk rocker" stuck in my head >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# file name:
spermrock.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I remember spunk rock
like it was only yesterday
Mr Buzzcock on my shoulder
singing in that extra special way
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# that is so very WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# thank you...
...that 30 minutes of work is paying off!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You're a special one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# i know...
...i ride on the 'special' bus.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# sploogetastic !


-10
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha...
...LOOKOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# or the evil dead version
Bedknobs and Boomsticks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd pay to see that! Groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# the next one of you primitive screwheads
so much as TOUCHES me...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Klaatu Barada.....
Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# necktie? nickel? nectarine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# i love the book
that sucks him in and gives him a face like frankie howerd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I must acquire that flium on Durvurdur.
Only ever had it on VHS. Even I can't recall what VHS is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# i got the box set
lent the second and third films to a "mate", who promptly moved house :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Would watch
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Bigknobs and Breadsticks?
right - I'm off. Have a Nazi Gnome for your entertainment
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8155542.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# have you been reading my diary?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# this is rubbish

fuck off! NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] This one took some time ...

style reference
(_ULu_, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# fucking brilliant
and wasted on this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# This is what it's all about
Nicely!

EDIT: Extra marks for the title text. That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# thats pretty good!
even though I've never seen a Harry Potter film
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# The first Harry Potter film I saw, I fell asleep.
It's been pretty much downhill from there.

MAGICAL THINGS DO MAGICAL THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# "Oh dash it, we're really in a bind now, Harry, what will we do?"
"I know, let's use an MAGIC!"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# THEY SHOUT THINGS A LOT
I think they believe putting "um" and "us" at the end of words makes it sound latin enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# COCKINUS EXPANDIUM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# that needs to be a real spell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I thought it was,
I keep getting e-mails about it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# unfortunately
it's not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# bowelius
expellium!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# KNICKERUS DESCENDIUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# yeah, like i need a spell for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Old lead knickers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# yep :D
bury me in a Y-shaped coffin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# a Y-front coffin
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Nah, tha's me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# pfff
y-fronts are just a wrongness. dads wear them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Proper Jockey Y Fronts are ace.
I wear them. That's proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# magic only works if you make it sound like Latin
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Indeedy
The information about the measurement units of eggs was very informative and has enriched my life. Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# glad to be of service
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# i believe it was worth the effort
i shall be watching it in 2 and a half hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Yes!
This one is correct and wins points.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# very lovely indeed :)
/not a bad film either, although it did drag on a bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# yet to see it...
Archies out of ten?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nice shopping thar!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hehehe
I had an idea for a GIF to show which one of the films you are watching, starting with the first one with the contrast and brightness turned right up, then turning it down for each one and then ending with the last one with them turned right down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# now that is an outstanding entry to the compo! *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Superb!
Right on the button.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# That is bloody excellent, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# top notch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# 1: woo!
2: how ace is the original last crusade poster?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# the last crusade poster is definitely great
Studios should paint more poster
(_ULu_, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Are you the Ambassador?
Cos with this image you are really spoiling us.
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks everyone
I somewhat feel that my "bored at work" time was not completely wasted
(_ULu_, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
How exactly did you do that text, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# That's certainly the easiest stuff here
The right font + 1 minute in illustrator
the indy fonts
(_ULu_, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Oooh, excellent,
and actually follows compo rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Does that actually happen?
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# FP !
Post haste !
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Ha!
But I think you've missed the point of the compo somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I realised that.
I make up my own rules me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# My mistake
I didn't realies it'd become a free-for-all.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# just give up
there is no challenge, it's just a place to put lots of movie poster shops

In fact, save any frustration from pedantic whiners like myself, can we stop calling the Image Challenge an Image Challenge and just say Why not do some.....(insert topic here) this week.
It could be called the "weekly vague theme"

then everyones happy and all the remedial kids can win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# LOLMOVIEPOSTERSLOL
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# at least
so many superb entries truly fitting the brief have been made that the plain poster shops get totally shown up

edit: the popular page has got to be one of the best ever
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# yeah but no one votes for them
because this is a laughs website, people vote for the quick cheap laughs not the ones where people have actually challenged their brains and abilities.

I vote drop the title
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# or go back to having someone actually judging them...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Well, as you say
this is a laughs website. Jokes are better than technique and so forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I see.
This turn of events troubles me greatly... So much so that I need another cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# i have one
it's just the right temperature for drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I am wooing your image so I can show my outrage at the silly thread deletion drama


Still, you got a click
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Oh, and by the way...I didn't know you'd been moonlighting?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I joined them with huge surgical staples
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Reality TV I'd actually watch...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Terrible internetting there.
Deleting posts is worse than what that Hitler did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# the way the masks are placed just make me think that the one in the front found the sex wonderful
and the mask at the back died half way through it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# reminds me of manchester '89
i never was a suspect...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# It was a good thread too
www.b3ta.com/board/9589270

I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# It spoke very highly of you, too.
Sorry, that doesn't quite work and sounds vaguely insulting, which was not what I intended.

I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# No need

just go

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :(
fully justified, sir

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hehehe :)
What about 'Breakfast in Tif's Fanny'

ooooh, major deletion
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# It was quite spectacular work.
From 3 to 1 to zilch....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It was indeed
what a way to make yourself look like a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I'm still wondering if there actually is a movie called
'Revenge of the Shit'
Purely from a research point of view, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'm sure that they have made it in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Arf!
You're probably not wrong, there, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# er
where'd that thread go?
i replied to it twice, and twice it was deleted...

was it something i said?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I think it was the whole
bunch of humourless twats vibe this place gives out sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Shut up.
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# that would make an excellent sub-heading:
B3ta - bunch of humourless twats
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# But he made a small mistake on an internet forum.
Completely unforgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You may be on to something there.
Perhaps humourless twats could replace b3tans/b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ooofff!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fuck, that didn't half make me Office-LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# it didn't make me LOL either. :(
seems cruel to post it like that!
(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Beelzebub.
Zebub is such a good word for "flies".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahahha
This is tops!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# oh, you fucker!
i laughed so hard that scrambled egg shot up my nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Did the scrambled egg just materialise, and then proceed to shoot up your nose?
or, which is frankly more likely, were you eating scrambled egg?

Edit: Also, why am I curious about this matter? Forget I said anything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Or as it's commonly known as: Smegma
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# i was eating scrambled egg
but now i am eating the toast it rode in on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Toast that has carried scrambled egg is the most praise-worthy of toasts.
*awards medal*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *accepts*
it is all gooey with egg juices, except for the crunchy corners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# and so you should be
for it is meal time.
i may have a little gap left for cheesy nachos at the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# It wasn't congealed semen was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# no
i haven't shagged anyone eggy lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# No turkey inseminaters then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# nope
like i'd ever have a kid!
or a turkey baster, for that matter.

now, vote for my image challenge suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
His trumping changed the world forever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# laughing my ass off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Guide to those baffled by cricket positions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# hehe
hatstand sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# its so much clearer now : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha
this is not only hilarious but IMPORTANT as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Your Maurice should be closer into the gully.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahahah
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# If only I had known this before
I could have watched the ashes
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hehehe
Holding Willy :D isn't that the point of fielding in Cricket, you just stand there playing with yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# aaaaaaannnnndddddd emailed to all my cricket-liking chums
nicely, sir, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# lob on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I especially like the bottom three positions

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# so I hear
wink wink, nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# it's only really because that damn song has been in my head all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# and now it's in mine
you rotter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# wiiIIIIIIIITTT-wOOOOOOOoooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# at last, i understand this game!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahha this is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# i like this lots
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Dear God this is good!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
*awards lifetime supply of cucumber sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't meet the compo terms


Click for bigger (183 kb)

But somebody should make this film
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# well don't compo it then.
god
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# seems like a good point
.
(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *places damp flannel on Moon Girl's forehead*
go to your happy place
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Very nice.
You seem to have accidentally entered it into the compo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I hope the Daleks kill those Thunderbird bastards to the centre of the earth and out the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# UNCOMPO IT NOW YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
i dont care really
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# nice
*exterminates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# That's very well done. actually
Is it all 3d modelled?

and if it doesn't meet the compo terms, don't compo it. srsly dewd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# it would make a good computer game.
Imagine something like GTA but during a Dalek invasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yes
all done in Vue. And I know it doesn't exactly meet the terms of the compo but if you manage not to be completely anal, it does sort of fit in. No?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yes!
exterminate those stringy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Thunderbirds...
was actually made into a film so it does sort of meet compo.
(Wonners ooooooooo JAM!!!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick.
(klondyker, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I fancy corwbarring a pearoast in here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Still not sure that I understand this compo


My first attempt: b3ta.com/board/9585637
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# no, you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# the best idea is
to just shop a movie poster, compo it and hope for the best. that seems to be the done thing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# shop a poster for one film
in the style of the poster from a different film.
What's so mysterious about that?
How come nobody gets it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# we're all thick
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# also
it results in characters from one film randomly standing in the set of another film which even if very well done has not been particularly funny so far IMHO.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# when did funny and compo ever go hand in hand?
(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# The humour...
Is usually derived from the juxtaposition of the two films. So. Putting a traditionally sombre or sad deep film in the style of some pixar kids thing, or vice versa. Or a documentary in action film boxart.

Take a look at the first few pages of Popular for some ideas if you're really that confused.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# or just something surreal
mind you I got on page 2 with something that's just "nice".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# sorry I don't understand
Lol :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# because this happens:
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Indeed
Which then make people think, hang on, we have already done this one like a billion times
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# and their reflex reaction is
REPOST
REPOST
REPOST
REPOST
REPOST
REPOST
REPOST
REPOST
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That is the same for most of the compos
Really bored of seeing no stop film posters every week on here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
PAEDO EYES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# That should be the brief for the compo
Instead of the convoluted bollocks that is there now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I have made two entries so far
both have been made entirely from scratch, without cutting and pasting anything from either poster onto the other.

As a result, both have been fairly crap and are sitting very far down the results on the image challenge.

When the brief is drawing or creating something artistic, then the majority of us will never be anywhere near a certain few (and they know who they are) über-talented b3tans.

But at least we try. And the challenge this week is pretty good, so we shouldn't bitch and moan. Even though we probably will. Just cause we're British and it's fun to moan.

Fingers crossed for ghosts next week...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Doesn't matter if it makes you laugh
and it makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Yay!
Voice of reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# never been called tht before
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# LOL HE HAZ PR0N STASH
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# WOOOOOOSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# PCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# lmaoage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I actually love you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# i love me sometimes too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ScrCHcchCHHChhh
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# on his way to the pub
the lucky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# FINALLY!
a superhero we can all relate to!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# That would be a good image challenge
.."other" Super Heros
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i shall suggest it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# prepping entries in anticipation (wherever that is)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# prepping sounds fun
and just a little kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# yay i might actually be able to post in that compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# whooooshh
b3ta skull kid
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowmmmmmmmmmmm!
mint :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# FUCK YEAH - Rockets FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# god thats good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# cheers champ!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# fuck yeah...
...GO SKULLY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Another McVities Movie
(DutyPaid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ha
mmm smashing orangey bit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Jaffa orange
Have another one of these I took last night in the rain:

Click for 4000x766 (825kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I remember when this was all towns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Damn green campaigners!
It was very wet, I'm surprised the phone survived 2 hours of torrential downpour.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# mmmmmm
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Did you mean to compo that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I might have to buy some when I go food shopping this weekend
I have come to the conclusion that David from Psychoville is Gordon Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# fuck me thats a tasty looking jaffa cake right there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# J. Connolly?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# mmmmm
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
(DutyPaid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocky Horror Picture Show
(pricer, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I would watch it :)
Seamday event 15th August
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# seams like a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# O HAI SEAMHORSE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# hahah
*gets hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# fuck!
that is ace.

i'm quite upset that i can recognise goatse from just a discrete corner of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# BE AFRAID


I'm stopping reposting now as I'm even annoying myself.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# whoa an internet explorer popup in my firefox
what kind of witchery craftery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# oh god
Yeovil, burn it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGGHHHHH! TEH WILDENSTEIN!
KILL IT!!!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Haha bloody hell YES
This is my new favourite seamhorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Same day as this
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19691
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Maybe I should move it, but it will be mostly /talkers at your bash, wont it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# this works curiously well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
It is when Morgan is behind the wheel, car on roof lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# rushing his grand daughter to school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
I heard about that last night, turns out he isn't going to marry her. Probably just going to take her up the aisle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ..

/made by me, but originally hosted elsewhere, as you can tell
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I would of liked to have been there when he crashed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Babs would have been great!
(klondyker, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# That's just fucking weird.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Major Period
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# wing commander menstrual-cycle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Piggy Blood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# colonel clot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Very old pearoast...


(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# seams like a fun film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# My photoshop skillz have improved since I made this.
I should probably redo it...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# well, you've posted it now
no need to bother faffing about with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Seamen seams on Seamday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# seamday!
this should be a real day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# A pearoast in a new thread that doesn't relate to the compo
good stuff
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I keep forgetting that I have Lplates now
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# now?
who were you before?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I haven't seen Captain Wow for ages.
I love that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Catnippp
LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I kind of miss catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Yeah, I'm curious too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Wormulus
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# What beckoned the change of username?
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Trying to put some distance between real life and the internet.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# THE INTERNETS IS REAL LIFE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# there's a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Welcome back.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# arf!
life is like a box of grenades
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

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