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# poke him!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# THIS IS ZE PLANNING, ZE GERMANS IS ALWAYS PLANNING, THIS IS WHY THEY ZE NOT MAKE MISTAKES OF ZIS NATURE
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# "There'll be blue flies over, the white cliffs of Dover"
That's Prince Phillip isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# BLITZKRIEG!...
...bye bye fly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Haha, jewfly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# poor jew flys, always getting poked and shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Well the stupid shits should use their wings better.
Instead of just allowing themselves to get poked by colourised nazis with hands which look strangely similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# LOL
*if your suggesting i duplicated the hand and slightly darkened the copy one your mistaken*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY NOT
I KNOW YOU LABOURED INTENSIVELY WITH SKIN MATCHING ALGORHYTHMS AND SPOONS WITH YOUR CHILD WORKERS CREATING A STRING OF BINARY FOR YOUR USAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)
# bless them for they work hard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# pure filtered b3taness
CLICKS WITH GAY ABANDON
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
*prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Major Tom to Ground Control...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# loverly :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# You sir really do have all the skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# just sketches (watching nasa)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# "THIS IS GROUND CONTROL, WHAT IS IT MAJOR TOM"
"IT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP SHIT IS SPINNING AND I'VE DONE A LOT OF ACID MAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooonnnn,,n,,z,,,z jnf BAogk .f."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# "FUCKING HELL, THE EARTH HAS GONE"
"ALL I CAN SEE IS A GIANT EYE BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"
"IT'S LIKE A HUGE BLUEEEE EYEBALL MAN, and THE SUN IS SO TINY I CAN TOUCH IT AAAAOAAOARRRR!!! THE SUN IS HOT MAN DON'T TOUCH THE SUN I GOTTA REMEMBER"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# "THE STARS, ARE LIKE, SPARKLING FAIRY SUGAR MAN!"
"OOOOOH FLASHING LIGHTS, THEY ARE LIKE, TALKING TO ME"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# David Bowie's son has just made a film. It is supposedly very good.
It is called Moon.

He no longer goes by the name Zowie Bowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# he's on the moon, man
oh

is that the one where some dude is all alone doing looking after some moon equipment thing and one week to go he finds his own corpse in some random moon building
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I dunno.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# that's the blighter
seems mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# spacious!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably not quick (and dirty) enough to avoid a bindun
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# There is a man
A certain man
I'll bet you five you're not alive
If you met him since he'll probably wage war on you in a bid to control Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Do you feel lucky punk?

>CFB<
(CaLFiN, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Top work and very nicely done.
However, not really fitting of the compo brief :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Well...
True... But what the hey? :P
(CaLFiN, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Well you can't compo something irrelevant to the compo.
It's good, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Bah
I've took it out until the Harry Hill film is released :P There's plenty of images in there which are TV shows though...
(CaLFiN, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# We're getting some chickens (not sure how many) and I'm gonna need some name suggestions

I'm thinking "Kievin" but they're all gonna be female so that won't work.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Nugget and Kiev.
Also, Licken.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Nobody asked you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Also, had to be done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Fair enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Nice drawing by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Thanks
I do like your version
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Well yeah,
but I do have mad skills ;)

One day, if you're a good boy, I will teach you the ways ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Stay away from my home.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I like your flower beds....
Also, you should call one of the chickens Rodney. After Dave....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Are you my dog?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Maybe....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLRf0j80wU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Is this better?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwUY7TknS4&feature=PlayList&p=1055130B64BB5F0C&index=9

Also, I shall be seeing both versions of Wishbone Ash later this year :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Just call them "Sunday Lunch"
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Yes. Yes it did :)
WHERE'S MY FUCKING OCTOPUS?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# that's sure the last chicken in the shop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Deathbeak
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I would love to be able to call one Deathbeak.
I don't think mum will, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Butts the Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I might see if we can call one Boneless
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Spastico the Magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Oh I do wish I had free reign over the final names :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Not a very good name for a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Call all the chickens 'cat'.
It'd be awesome. You could be all "SUP, CAT".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# THE JOKE IS THAT THEY'RE NOT CATS AT ALL!!!!!!!!FFF
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# And are in fact Cats mortal enemies!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# AHHHHHHhahahahaha!
CATS! You're crazy man! CRAZY! :p
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# im totaly rofly¬¬!¬!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Aw man!
That would be super awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Actually I was thinking of giving them pig names.
Cat is good too, though.
But I call our cat "Cat" because he has a shit name.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Call the cat Spastico the Magnificent then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I sometimes call it "Hairy"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hello cluck i am a meats.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# duck, goose, fish, dog, cat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Mothercluckers.
or...

Brandow
Freebase
Svenno
Domokun
Furtive
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Brandow and Freebase maybe.
Domo maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Sir Cluckalot?
Pie?
Feathers McBeaky?

Ace drawing, by the way. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Roastie.


I made a chicken out of clay once, I called it Henrietta McClucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Haha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Roastie?
That reminds me, I've got cookin' to do. Bought myself some nice chicken at sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Roasted
Nugget
Kentucky Fried
Casserole
Supreme
Chasseur
Barbeque
Satay
Wings
Sweet and Sour
Korma
Tikka
Baked
Grilled
Diced
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# You forgot Vindaloo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Lemon and Herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# oooh! yeah!
that's a good one.
also: Sage and Onion
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Choke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# This is a must
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hmm
chuckchuck
qwak
moomoo
dindins
spelk
toats
sinew
jamjars
basalt
frogbellies
SPACENINJA-X

and of course....

plumpie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Scrambled, Fried, Boiled, Poached, Nog, Omelette and Scotch
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Devilled!
Benedict!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# i need more pokeballs for these chaps
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Bumpod
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(Mr.Snares, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] My head hurts after doing this :(


Click for bigger (98 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Well, I like it
fwiw
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Noice. A film based Pea.
Because Jason Statham would own Prime's ass:

CFB
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# oh go on, as it's friday...


p.s. is this considered NSFW? I mean, it's possible you work for the anti-defamation league and go to work on a weekend...although if you did I doubt you'd be on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# or work in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# racist
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'm not racist
I just love swastikas :)


and blacks.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# A Nazi Negrophile?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8437223
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I like Jews and Barmitzvahs...doesn't make me kosher
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# lol, gotta love the blacks eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeah
I don't like those ones what murdered jesus though. you know, the ones with the funny hats who talk funny. ancient romans. yeah, hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# or work in the US where they can fire you for spending too long in the toilet and/or looking like you might be Muslim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Protection from what?...Zee Germans?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Catnipppp is the only one who works for the ADF and he's gone.
What happened to him anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# 'they' got him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I hope it's this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Oh shit.
I was on his site the other day and following links ended up on some site for alternative cancer cures, turns out more people get cancer today than 200 years ago because of the evil cabals putting things in our food, not because there are fuck-loads more people alive today.

Oh and, guess who had done the cover for this book, everyone's favourite blur tool abuser.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# What he lacked in sense he made up for in colour saturation.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# thing is, I believe Dave Dee does the illustration...catnippp just posted his work
my conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Checking Dave Dees youtube page,
he seems to be pretty much exactly the same as Catnipppp was in personality, so I think they were the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Is this the same 200 hundred years ago where people died of "Fright" and "Demonic Possesion"?

I like that 200 years ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I think he was banned.
Or b@, as they say these days.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# he got bat?

B&
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Pfft :D
You can tell how '1337' I am.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You're so |||||||||||||||||||||||^°°°o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# lol1!
3l33t hax(x)or
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# DDOS H4X TEH SRVR
LOL SPLOIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha b@
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# dinna dinna dinna dinna
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# b@
man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# wow, swastika and a star of david, woooooooo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# OMFUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# hehe
The Swapstika is the right way round in its use in Judaism, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I think the symbol was tilted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Is this something about the Isle of Man?
Oh wait that's 3.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# On the Isle of Man, a fake tan van does his rounds and makes a brown gran fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Dino fun

Edit: Goddamnit, I've really got to start refreshing the page before I post. Didn't mean to push down Happytoast's spectacular image. Please don't hurt me ;(
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Barry is huge.
And I also believe that b3ta should have been closed following the post below.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Why are you apologising?
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Because if I ever created something as good as that image below
I'd be like "Wat" if my image was knocked from prominence on the board by two dinosaurs having sexytime splashed in Photoshop in very little time.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# C'mon Barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# BARRY YOUR SO BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a good weekend all, take your brollies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# win (i'll chuck this here)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahahaha oh dear god
"Here is sub-zero! Now...plain-zero"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Why is it always raining in y....
You too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Nice!
Happy weekend everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Nice One.
Good weekend to you, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# We've asked you not to be so win before, haven't we?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Don't worry about it.
I already win this one. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hahah nice
also: Australia 139-6 - at Lord's...blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# they are selling Australia for £139.60p at Lord's
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Australia has bought Lourdes for £139.60p
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Is madonna now selling off her kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Gourds, £1.39 for 6
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# We must follow the Gourd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# It'd be 139 all out if they'd picked Harmison :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# ha, he's had a stormer for Durham
I'd have him over Broad any day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Maybe they just picked Broad to even it up a bit.
Give the Australians a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own...


Have splendiferous weekends peeps. If it's bindun, i dont care! (several beers in)
(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Cool!
But you should have just called it "Transformers"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Oh tell me that now...
... where were you 20mins ago huh huh?
(poikes Bored sig, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# No, you were right
It's consistent with the change of state.
Or Transformation, if you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Excellent work there Mr Man
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Nice work sirrah :)
Hope I don't need my brolly - I'm off on holiday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# What's a holiday???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hol·i·day, noun:
1. A day free from work that one may spend at leisure, especially a day on which custom or the law dictates a halting of general business activity to commemorate or celebrate a particular event.
2. A religious feast day; a holy day.
3. Chiefly British A vacation. Often used in the phrase on holiday.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I remember now, my last one was 9 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] tv programming has gone to pot ..... belly
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# postbear?...
...(what happened to postbear?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# haven't seen him in aeons
he must have got nabbed by the craigslist police
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# He's been very ill
Better ask one of the proper gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# i gazd him
a coupla weeks ago and so far no reply - hope he's ok
He is the voice of reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Office grin :D
yakyakyakyak
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# *swans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# *floral horse*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ducks...
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Crop and resize, crop and resize
other wise, funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# whingemund
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# It's 70kb who cares, it's 70kb who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# It's a fat woman with facial gangrene
For fuck's sake, call an ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# If it is in the face, it is to late
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Grotbags was well tidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I reckon she had a minge like a 5 week dead hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# oh, for fucks sake.... :(

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# FINALLY :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *glares*
I may have to retract that one, you were deliberately gunning for it.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# 0:) Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# hahah I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Like a rotten salami and brocolli pizza with custard on.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Like a month old Ginsters pasty dipped in tobacco.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# So a normal Ginsters pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# :D
Or this ^
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# this
They are like someone has shat in some pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# that someone had already vommed in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Still, they taste great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# An improvement, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# mmmm
Would it still be warm or would it be cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I think it would be cold after 5 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm sure I could warm it up again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I believe she was shaved daily by an army of trolls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# still is
(in my tissue-filled imagination)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# the howling wovles of Ungertan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Was that the film that where the film crew where supposed to have been lost in a jungle full of cannibals?
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Cannibal Holocaust?
Lovely theme music, that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I've never seen either, just heard about them from that channel 4 docu on snuff films
I also heard about another one, "faces of death", I wish I didn't look it up on google video :(
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Cannibal Holocaust is silly
And actually not very pleasant. Animals killed on camera by beheading, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# wasn't that the blair witch project?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# haha
TREES TREESTREESTREES
STUMBLINGSCREAMTREES
STONER DUDE
TREEESTREESTREESTHE END



/spoilers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# ahahaha
spot on!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# No, that has witches in.
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Apologise for the seams, but a vote for topical?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hahaa
I would click, but I don't know who the fuck that is and I'm scared of cutting myself on the corners
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# all uk b3ta's must be away watching the golf then, they will never see it
shucks
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] wardrobe lols
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *punches Edmund in the face*
I hate that little cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# watch the film
i think you'll find he gets whats coming to him! indeed!! mhmmhmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# or the books
Eustace Clarence Scrubbs more so.

There's an interesting theory that each book denotes a planet.

Growing up with chronic dyslexia I have undying love for Sir Michael Holden for the audio tapes and the beauty of which they were done!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ha
the kid that played Lucy is playing 'Crack Girl' in some new film called 'Gangster Kittens'

one of the imdb keywords is...er...'panties'

I think I'd better go to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# woa
i'll see you there!

not in a weird way
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Teensy evening doodle

Wait crap that's not a movie poster!
Edit: Damn, originally uploaded an early version by mistake, b3tards wont let me upload the newer one for some reason, so... Imageshack it is.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i like it
bugger, it's potter time!
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I was going to see that this afternoon, but then I realised I'm not 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# 0_0
You mean you can only go if you're the age of the number in the little circle thing?
Well, that's me fecked, then.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha.
But seriously fucking fuck Harry Potter fuck. It's for CHILDREN. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# oh no it's for adults too, you see that's the cleverness of it, adults can identify with it as well, it's almost like it's on two levels, you know, there are some quite dark things that aren't for kids and stuff, so yeah it's for adults too
yeah, adults with a reading age of 9
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# They written at a sub-Dan Brown level of idiocy, most certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I'm someone agrees.
I'll quit ranting now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ^ needs more 'glad'
*applies soothing dampened cloths to Mr Breast Crockery's forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Children know nothing about being entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# they loved it when I got my coc...no, I can't say it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Children are idiots.
I'm just lucky I was never a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Granted. Absolutely, sir.
However, there is something about the way the hands of the Dementy-things (?) are done in the film that is quite frightening / nasty. I find, anyhow.

Dementors, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# c'mon man...
...those movies are fucken great... i don't care what anyone sez.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT!
What's the other film? It rings a bell but only a tiny bell.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Garden State
Lovely fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# it is!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Oh yah!
A heartwarmin filum.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Let's hope Mr Braff does more stuff as good now Scrubs has finished.
I was gutted it finished actually :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I've got the kiss in the above scene in my best kiss scenes ever
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# still haven't seen it...but here's a scene from it...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Good job
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Super Mega Awesome Soundtrack too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# T H I S . C H A L L E N G E . I S . F A N T A S T I C !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# the challenge is okay
but the interpretation is patchy, at best
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# when it's good, it's very very good,
but when it's bad it's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# exactly like Eastenders
with the first 11 words removed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# *counts*
*lols*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# keep what going?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Get to fuck
You bitch about every one that comes along.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Office lol...
I thought everyone did? That's part of the fun of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# No, that's just being a troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# OK. Sorry

* Nija Edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# So don't enter it.
Wow us with your inventiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ^this
* PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Haha, I get it.
It's a bit like the noise farts make!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# But how can I Wow you with my inventiveness oh Lord?
When you have just told m not to enter it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# do a picture that isn't for the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# By making something non-compo related.
This isn't just a compo board.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I will break out my pixel cock and create some silliness..
It may take all weekend though?

See you Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# do something almost compo-able
then wait for a repost that's much better
(works for me)

www.b3ta.com/board/9585853
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Woo
www.b3ta.com/board/9589537
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# By doing something other than being a sarcy tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Pfftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ...and on that day, Satan will be ice-skating to work.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Skatin' Satan
now theres a shop waiting to happen....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Have a go at any of the ^ above, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# OK
www.b3ta.com/board/9589521
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)
# :D
Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Thank you kind sir.
Appreciative kitteh is appreciative.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own


So I'll shoe hoen this in here and run for cover, and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# sigh
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# tour de france: the master race
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# but who will claim the coveted brown shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# not the french
they'll surrender the lead immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# That is very good
It's historically accurate, which is the first thing I look for in a gag.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yeah...
We haven't even got to 7943 yet so how do you know what a Tour de France would look like!

Silly Wolfie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# This was the year they caught Colonel Helmut using Bratwurst.
Which were banned in 1912, as they are a well known stimulant.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# but it turned out to be the fallen Madonna with the big boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# by Van Klomp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
#

seeing as the thread I posted this in earlier got deleted... it might do well here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# invasionlolz!
woo yeah - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I've been sent that email too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Mustapha Bin'Dun


Prolly many thousands of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Hail Kitler!!!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
#
Hitler is like soooo last week
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Ah yes,
but that was to DRAW Hitler, and my drawing skills rank lower that my ability to juggle lava.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# However,
your ability to interpret and read the compo brief ranks a lot higher than most of the entrants last week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Wanks as high as any in Wome
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahah! awesome :D
not quite a cat, but:


Click for bigger (345 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I wish to see a website
I'm not going to finish that cos I'm so excited about the cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

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