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[challenge entry] Does R2 count as a celeb? boiled egg + toilet roll tube = total shit pfft

(Darth Penders, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Yes...
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Cheers fella, 2 days of my life wasted on that!
(Darth Penders, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# 2 days?!
You only need to boil the egg for 5 minutes!
(iamjthearmeroar, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# haha hard boiled of course
The silver paint took forever to dry
(Darth Penders, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# oh wow! :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Yes :-)
Quite good too.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Thanks everyone :-)
(Darth Penders, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Awesome beep boop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hell yeah, that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ooooo...smash it...
...c'mon.... smash it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Lovely!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahah, good job :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Is paint allowed?
I assume Fraser's nazi no drawing rule included all artistic abilities
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I cant deny it, there was paint involved
oh and a silver pen, I shall disqualify myself
(Darth Penders, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# There's no paint involved, only a boiled egg, a toilet roll tube and a total shit pfft.
Pssh, strikeout the above.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Personally I'd interpret to mean no drawn or painted pictures, but using it on something else is fine.
But no one cares what I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Well I count it as sculpture hehe
(Darth Penders, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Please tell me you're taking the piss now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# out of the challenge rules and non rules and hypocritical wanking, yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
Sweet in a totally wrong way
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitchcock
(MsZuzu, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# +5 for use of bluetack, but -1 for cropping skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# He looks like the terribly unpc chinese sidekick from batfink.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Good old dependable Karate
He always managed to land Batfink in the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha
was his name Karate?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
#
Fear not! My wings are as shield of steel!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# yup! and his nemesis was hugo-a-go-go :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh there were many Arch-Nemisies (Nemisis? Nemii?)
But Hugo-a-gogo was the main one.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# yup >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i really have to see the profile...
...to make a logical conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Berk!!!
....Feed me!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Beales on Meals
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I don't know who he is or why you liquified his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Ian Beale
Off Eastenders
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oh.
I never knew he had such a stonking 'tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Its an old
pic from 1999 i think when he had his rapist tache
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# nooo way
looks nothing like him!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# you've made him look like Kurt Russell in Wyatt Earp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You do realise that a lot of people will have you on ignore because of that shit earlier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I know
I am sorry
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hello epiphany how was your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I ate steak
And had some beer
And did badly at fifa on xbox.

And Im going to buy ashes 09 on xbox tomorrow as the demo is very good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# When
did the demo come out?
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# a week or so ago?
maybe 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You have alerted me to it
I am downloading it now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You has xbox?
FRIEND ME BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I has no gold account so I don't know what we'd do
But okay
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Buy one
Mine runs out on saturday :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# It's money for nothing, really
They don't even maintain servers
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# It's good fun
I've wasted plenty of time playing with people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Aye I'd probably get it, but what with uni I spend most of the year xboxless
So it'd be a bit of a waste
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Take it to uni
Get a 2:1 instead of a first
...
profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That'd be good, if I was headed for a first to start with...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahahah, looks like he's wearing a Simon Weston Halloween Mask™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Yup, he's THAT far in the closet - (response to trash ninja)
www.b3ta.com/board/9624606

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BWA HAHAH
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha, big heed!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hehehe...
Edit: the fact that it's 'Le Prince Caspian' fits rather well with the whole Cruise pretension thing, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahah! THE HAIR, THE HAIR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# King of the Coat hangers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Heh Heh heh....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Tom Cruise is Prince Arsepeein
Love it. Erm, not in that way. Sports.
(Trash Ninja, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# "Ten....Shun !!!!"
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Wow thats one beaver shot
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Nice Beaver
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Oh that's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# He is SO happy to be there!
Look at his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# "We shall leave no tree unfelled, no river undammed!"
TO BATTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# just realised my picture got deleted with that thread, so I shall put it here as its not worth its own thread

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Stop waving your cock in my face!
Can't for the life of me remember who made this statement about those signs...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
#
#your+cock+in+my+face
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Ha, I always think this when I see those signs.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# pffft!
i think those signs are pretty redundant these days, what with babyseats and booster seats and so-forth
but wasn't the original function to get the emergency services to check the car fully for a baby in the footwell or wherever, in a car crash before babies were routinely strapped into special seats?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# more than likely
which was a great idea, until it all became "Little fucking princess on board" and the fire services started deliberately not looking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I always understood it to mean
"we have one of those strollers with a big front wheel and I jog along pushing it wearing fucking ski pants and listening to fucking enya on my iPod."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# these people should be shot
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Thats exactly what it was used for
Its now been abused with things like "Sex Goddess On Board" for all those plastic faced chav cunts who think its cute.

Arse-bandits
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Snopes says no
and I'd have to agree - putting it in your back window is hardly reliable if you crash...I'd always assumed that it was just to indicate why you were driving a spot on the cautious/slow side :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Happy click.
I want one, too.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I love beaver(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# *Sniggers*
 
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# that beaver is rank...
...heh heh...(get it?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
(guffbeak, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I PUT COINS ON MY FAT MANTITS
20p LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Me too!
/can I have my 20ps back please blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ew gross :(
(guffbeak, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# LUSH CAN I WATCH AND FILLUM PLS K THX BY
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 20ps wouldn't cover my areolas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# What if it was in 1p coins?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Then I'd have nipular chimneys to rival a QUEENS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yos
Tits!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Christ, look what they're doing next door
"Food sex"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I say! *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Whats with the chinese wizzard?
looks like he's deep in concentration...
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# He's staring at her arse
And thinking of Uranus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# its guy fawkes!!`
(guffbeak, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# OK?


Click for bigger (158 kb)
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Much better
now you know the spirit of the b3ta
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Much
But would have been even better in the original thread ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# delete this quick and just edit your last post
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *faceplants*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Goodnight Gracie.*
*b3ta - offski, tra.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# T'ra muchos maracas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Where were we?
*restarts conversation*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Er...................... Something to do with Timothy and cassocks I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That sounds even more suspect when you put it like that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Stop


Hammer time
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Fucking hell
The irony of the hammering you are about to receive
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# one and a half meg, for that?!
please read the FAQ, anims should be under 400k cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I had the text flashing but it made me feel ill so I didnt want to unleash it
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# please leash it
until you can make it smaller
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# if it makes you feel i'll don't fucking post it you tool

some of us can't handle stuff like this.

and when I say stuff I really mean utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# PS blog update, batman in T-minus.....
damn, not there yet, give us a shout if you see it



and did you see the LBP history pack a few days ago?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Holy Choir-boy-fondling Bishops!™ look at the size of that post!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hmm
Nope, you seem to be the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# why?
oh yeah, now I see, two wrongs do make a right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# its now down to 398
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That has made me feel a bit poorly :(
It's bloody good though
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# fuck it..ignored

bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# please...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
#


C "4" B
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Broody gorgeous!
Sausage? SAUSAGE?!?!?!

Oh damn and blast your eyes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# The skies are boiling in watery fury!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Needs more zeppliens
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Bleedin' ell!
Top stuff, Mr Bond!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# THE END IS NEAR!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# you should do backgrounds for animes...
...this is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Why is it never raining in your pictures?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Topical MS Paint lols
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I do wish he'd fuck off for good
I liek how that's described on the Daily Mail site as a Posh Spice lookalike
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Looks more like Annie Lennox's simpleton sister
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# or Kate Bush living in Hebden Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ... the Chattering Classes invaded Hebden Bridge
And priced the likes of me and mine,
To the pots of the Pennine Ridge,
To South East Wales I was forced to flee,
And now I have no job,
That's why tonight I'm sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Heathcliffe, it's me, your Cathy
hanging around outside a bar in Spain 2 years ago making some chance comment which we'll now spend hundreds of thousands of pounds pointlessly following up which is funny really because a polygraph is real fucking cheap and only takes 30 minutes perhaps we should try that on the parents first.
So co-o-o-old
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I guess now it's time - for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
Got a fist of pure emotion
Got a head of shattered dreams
Gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you to fuck off for good (please fuck off, please fuck off, please fuck off for good)
Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood (please fuck off, please fuck off, please fuck off for good)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahah
I swear I was thinking those exact lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha Robbie Williams is straight lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Straight..
Straight to THE COCK LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I'm trying to think who she reminds me of..

stupid brain work not right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# aye carumba
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# El chupacabra!!
Quick hide the goats
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# YIKES
put him in a cage
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hairy gremlin sez Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some Hunter Thompson
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Just by the by
And no particular slight on you but... doesn't the compo say no drawing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# or photoshop
I'm assuming the wardrobe below didn't actually happen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Likewise
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# damn...
that's it...I'm on the bench till next week
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Like I said
No slight against you in particular, I was just curious :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# meh, it was a shit try anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# It's harder
Theres only so much you can do with your desk at work. You have to find the right tools, i used some yellow sticky notes and some wooden stir things. Once I had collected these items I had to put them together and take a picture without getting caught....I am the boss though lol.

My first attempt at a real Life Mr Hankey didnt go down too well.
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Tom, just admit it.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBy trashninja at 2009-08-06
(Trash Ninja, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# See also: Daniel Radcliffe / Vanishing Cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Marky Mark Wardrobe?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Here was me thinking it was Keanu Reeves
*insert wooden actor joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Pinnochio walks in to a brothel
the madam says can I help you sonny
Pinnochio says I want to fuck a dirty whore
the madam says all the girls are busy and aren't you too young and innocent for that anyway?
Pinnochio says nah, I'm 21, have been with loads of birds and am always in brothels
the madam says, keep lying your tits off love and you can fuck me for free

only wooden actor joke I know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Lol
She should have counted the rings instead of jumping to absurd conclusions.

Very good sir.

(To be fair keanu reeves is a bit of a joke anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# "Clive Owen"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I triple fuckin dare you...
... to say that 5 times into a mirror.
(Trash Ninja, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# HAIY IM TAMM CROZE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *waits for wardrobe to fall*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# nice
to see he's still in there
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# You can tell he's in denial
Cos otherwise he'd have splashed out on a closet that wasn't from Argos...
(phineal_algebra, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Hee Hee Hee.......better late than never ;-)
www.b3ta.com/board/9624769
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Jacko and Clint.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# RIght
Don't get him mad


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Um

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# No, really ...
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# issit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# of course...
Jacko is thinking about Clinton and Clinton is thinking about Jacko's sister.

Other wise this would casting doubt on the reputation of these two fine citizens.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Topical!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Tropical!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :)

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahahah! I wish he had!
"asphinctersayswhat"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha! If only.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# what the....?
*confused feelings*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Surely the only emotion you are experiencing is pure, unbridled lust?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I've had worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'm off for a *blank* or *blanks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# OO-er Sounds A Bit Rude
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4uuo5SDTSg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# We can only live in hope
Forward, forward, back, up, punch, kick.

FINISH HIM!

RADIOTALITY!
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Snorkers. They're called Snorkers
although I endorse this action tenfold
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
if only...

edit/ Sir Tel will fry for his crimes...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] eh, not quite


TJ: as a bit of a cry for help, anyone familiar with Joomla? I'm stuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# VICTORY IS MINE
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# What the deuce?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# then my goal becomes clear, the broccoli must DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Time for a sexy party!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# oh for god's sake... HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Cool Hwip!
Hwip
Hwip
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# sexy party?
Sexy party
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# BLAST YOU, VILE WOMAN!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hey Arnold :P
This is actually rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahah, that's rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Tintin & Snowy
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# This deserves at least a woo for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Something about the size?
It's my first image post and it looked bigger at this end. Imagevenue must be changing dimensions.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sloth off of 'The Goonies'

Edit: I'm shit at these sort of compos
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Do thems hairy knuckles drag on the ground?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# They sure do!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Have you tried standing up?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# eeey you guuuuuyyyyssss!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I've done his hand lots of times
dirty slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
Dude! You have finger wigs!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahaha!
confess: how long did you spend making it "talk" after you took the photo?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Yikes!!
You bin watching me? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# John Prescott?!
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# YES!!
Hahahahah :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)

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