i have a folder of pen and ink drawings that i really must colour.
but the b3ta collaberation day on 5th of november will see his return, i emails happytoast a brand new full colour andrew mcdavies image for the b3ta quilt.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:26,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07,
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lol
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14,
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Is this a case of the problem exists between the keyboard and chair?
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:01,
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The only problems I ever had with a Dell were problems I caused for it
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02,
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99 problems and a Dell ain't one?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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You do fuck squirrels though right?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:04,
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What a difference some punctuation makes...
been looking for an excuse to post this tho its barely topical....
(w00tAlohrsOù peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19,
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Oooff.
To Hull with you.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22,
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Just about
It was switching anti-viruses. With viruses still on it. Windows was lamped and I had to factory reset the whole thing.
Happy I did actually. That thing was due for a spring cleaning.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05,
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My Dell does not contain a spring.
SRSLY
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06,
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Maybe not
But I consider the spring the viruses that near ruined the system. And to think I was gonna spend money on trying to the fix the thing when PC world just told me to factory reset it.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07,
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Pissy Werld in good advice shock?
bloody hell!
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12,
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There's the problem.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08,
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I have never owned a Dell PC
which is why I have no opinion, as it is outside of my experience.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02,
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this is b3ta and you must have an opinion on everything
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10,
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I do not as it is outside of my experience.
If pressed to form one, I would venture that I am skeptical as to people's claims of how bad they are, as skepticism of anything anyone says is the safest course to take.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11,
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Invent an opinion
back it up with a fabricated anecdote then post it on QOTW.
THAT's the b3ta way.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13,
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I have had other laptops
which were fine. Since I have no reason to believe that Toshiba and Fujitsu are any better than Dell, I can extrapolate that if Toshiba and Fujitsu's laptops are fine, then Dells will probably be fine too - until such time as facts are made known to me that suggest that Toshiba and Fujitsu are substantially different to Dell. Until such facts come into my possession, it is logical to assume that Dell are no worse than any other laptop manufacturer and that people who complain about them have merely been unlucky in their experiences - which is to say that they are lying for comic effect.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:16,
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Needs more imagined sexual experience.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23,
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One time I was very drunk
and I ended up having sex with a young lady. She did something embarrassing or I did something embarrassing but it all ended up okay.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27,
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That's the spirit!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:32,
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we got two dell desktops here
both pretty good, no hardware problems to date. can't comment on dell laptops though, this one's an acer something-or-other. it's bee dropped many times, the fan rattles like fuck occasionally, keyboard is full of dust, couple of letters missing, but it still works.
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27,
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Form an opinon you fence-sitting twerze!
You probably don't even vote, you bastard.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28,
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okay
sell it, buy an acer laptop. that is my opinion. thankyou.
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:32,
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really?
out of the 4 Latitude X300s i've got, the only one that went wrong was the one that my neice dropped and snapped the screen off.
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05,
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Dell Computers: sadly not neice-proof
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06,
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also...
Fujitsu-Siemens: Sadly not beer proof Compaq: Should not be left on the roof of a car.
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10,
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See
they don't tell you this shit when you buy.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11,
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On this note.
If you are watching a film on your laptop, and you need the toilet, pause it and resume it when you return. Taking the laptop to the toilet with you isn't as good an idea as it sounds.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11,
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Bad shoppage. Baaaaaad shoppage. Ah well. Can't be undone now.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52,
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fucking awesome!!!!!
:D *clicks
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54,
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You do me waaay too much credit sir.
Joke/technique...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55,
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bad shoppage? are you mad? Outstanding work, sir!
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55,
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As above, but thanks heaps :)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56,
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That's really rather good
And while I'm about it, here's a pea for the compo.
(shrinking manBeen away a while, time I ventured back,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57,
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Ta
and O_o
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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If it makes you feel any better,
I think it's bad shoppage. It gets the job done though :D
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12,
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:)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:15,
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The neck is broken... :(
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19,
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ssssh don't point it out. It's cleverly hidden by my photoshop wizardry.
/doesn't even use photoshop
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:25,
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***tWaaaaNg!***
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27,
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Kill them.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51,
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Thyne will be done
(RottenDotCottonCaptain of the Dutch Rudder,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52,
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The Queen
will protect them, shirley?
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54,
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Maybe, but....
Swans can break a man's arm. We all know that.
If people found out that swans broke the Pope's arm, they'd realise he was just a man and not a divine being.
Swans are terrible braggarts and will boast about the smallest thing.
Swans must die to protect the Catholic church.
Perhaps Queeny will help, perhaps not...
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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Shurely that's a myth?
The "breaking a man's arm" thing? Bird have hollow bones - the swan would shatter before the man would.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07,
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No myth
They use telekinesis
(Tagnutloves pies,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13,
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And weapons.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27,
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Are you willing to take that chance?
True Story:
My GF's folks live at the back of a field, one day they spotted some (what could only be) city kids strolling through said field, now it gets a bit wet in the winter and it was March and there were a pair of nesting swans in the boggy stretch... About 10 minutes later there was an almighty hooting, the big kid then picked his brother up, threw him under his arm and sprinted for the exit as he was pursued by a very angry looking male swan...
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13,
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Intriguing
However... imagine Henry VIII gently spinning in his grave as Big Liz gives the Pope a hand against his beloved Swans (he liked them in pies) 100% of fact:)
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08,
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Doesn't the fact that Pope's die occassionaly prove they are not divine beings?
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12,
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Like Pharaohs
with less expensive hats
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:15,
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Not even a swan song... :(
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22,
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everyones worrying about their christmas post
but who's going to stand up for the poor starving boxes?
(ms morbolorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51,
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(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29,
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a yiff yiff grr meow version even?
(inexpressiblestarted a joke on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:31,
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Where's Jack when you need him?
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32,
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I'd like it to be like Dot and the Kangaroo
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:33,
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I suppose
getting Daniel Craig to act out every scene and superimposing him would be more to your tastes?
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30,
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I'd need to see it first before I could decide.
Not all of us can form an opinion based on on knowledge and an openness to expanding my knowledge. Some of us need to experience things to understand them.
But seriously; Roger Moore. That is all.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32,
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I can't possibly
Roger any more than i am doing... i have to sleep occasionally
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:38,
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Just do it harder for less time.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39,
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that was the very film that convinced me that upscaling was worth it.
And that it was worth spending £20 on a coaxial audio cable
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:38,
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Liek being in the Cinema
but without the other people to ruin it for you?
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39,
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Thuis
I fucking hate going to the cinema now
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:44,
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Who doesn't like spending £5 for 10p worth of maize?
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45,
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It's the spray on Toffee
that you're paying for... that and the private Jet owned by the CEO of Butterkist
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:53,
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Morgan Spurlock tells an anecdote in one of his books,
that the chap who would later invent the McDonald's supersize used to work for a cinema chain. This cinema chain were struggling to convince people to buy enough popcorn - they tried buy-one-get-one-free, but no one wanted to be seen eating two tubs of popcorn. So what he suggested was that they increase the size of a portion by 100%, but only put up the price by about 10%. Suddenly people thought they were getting a great deal and people who used to not buy it started buying it.
Spurlock does not, however, name the people involved or the cinema chain in question.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57,
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I miss VHS.
It had a kooky charm of its own.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39,
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I don't miss having to
yank the bastards out of the player when they fucked up
(Fenristhewolf..back once again on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42,
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It was a simpler time
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:43,
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I've dug mine out again
to archive some stuff from years ago
There's a certain nostalgic charm about spending twenty minutes going backwards and forwards trying to find the thing you want
A bit like waiting half an hour for a C64 game to load
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45,
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What I'm doing is basing my understanding of the WOO on my experience of it. Just like every single human being alive, or who has ever WOO-ed, or who will ever WOO in the future, does/has done/will do. I simply don't believe that your experiences were as WOO as you make out. Deal with it.