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[challenge entry] it really is all i use it for.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# WILL ALISTAIR DARLING DEFRAUD BRITAIN'S SWANS?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# he already has
and is continuing to do so as we speak.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Pfft!
Also, ANDREW MCDAVIES!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# i have a folder of pen and ink drawings that i really must colour.
but the b3ta collaberation day on 5th of november will see his return, i emails happytoast a brand new full colour andrew mcdavies image for the b3ta quilt.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Yay :D
*counts down 2 weeks*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I played that for a while
But I kept getting annoyed at being beaten by 16 year olds logged into the Scrabble Online Cheater.

Well, that's my theory.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# nah - scrabulous doesn't work anymore
your just shit :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# and YOUR ALL GAY
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# You've got some points there !
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I played for ages then just got bored one day
some munter from Northampton cybered me during a game of scrabble. She was filthy

I still beat her though
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Some guys have all the luck. :(
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# hahah
I had to block her in the end. she wanted to meet up in a dodgy carpark
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Inside every toad is a frog. Fact.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "Excellent!"
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Haha
"WILL HEALTH & SAFETY TURN YOUR PENSION GAY?"
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Brill.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# So that's warts going on . . .
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh very corny
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Trouble is a foot . . .
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# D:
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# GODZILLA SPERM!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# In search of Japanese Girls!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# =|
not suitable sperm doner material

edit: too slow!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Sperm doner?
Ye Gods you'd need more than a few pints before one of those looked appealing.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *facedesk*
i must have retyped that about 4 times as well.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# To be fair it could catch on in certain parts *cough*Oldham*cough*
Save the ladies time on the way home.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# MONSTER SPUNK!
MONSTER SPUNK!
DOES WHATEVER A MONSTER SPUNK DOES!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# This is what happens when Ttssattsr leaves.
Ace as usual Sir.
EDIT: *SOMETHING ABOUT SPERM*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Breeding Frenzy !
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Argh! Killer sperm!
These are the Rude Arrows:



I'm going to drop them here if I may, because they're too shit to waste a thread
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Haha
I like this!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Does it tile?
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# No...it's just an animated gif.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Arf!
Dagnabbit. Who's going to do my bathroom?
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# i know a guy...i'm sending him right over...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# tadpoles with teeth!
oh, seems tadpoles do have teeth on their lips
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hello Mr.Bloop!... :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
clever
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# RI... ah. Animated.
Very clever. Have a click.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I was just about to google the original logo to see what's different :)
top idea
*click*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# \0/-ha!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ahahah
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Don't geddit?
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Don't geddit...
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Never had one that works properly
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Red-X =/= bad PC.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Also: fuck 30,011 posts.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# 30,011?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# With a nice bowl of
What the fuck's it got to do with stew?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You're right. I'm going to quit for a while.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# You forgot to change your username to something offensive.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Booo.
It's not like you waste any more time than playing on games or that shit.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Twerze
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :((((
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# No way man, no way.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Game over
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# office lol
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Ttssattsr is totally rubbish!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Ah - b3tan in 'conveniently misses nekkid tiem' shocker...
Never heard that one before ;)

Congratulations on achieving a level of procrastination of which lesser mortals can only dream...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# No
It means whatever you're looking at hasn't been put together properly and has something missing.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I know what it means. How does it relate to a Dell computer?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Cousin.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# lol

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Is this a case of the problem exists between the keyboard and chair?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# The only problems I ever had with a Dell were problems I caused for it
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 99 problems and a Dell ain't one?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You do fuck squirrels though right?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# What a difference some punctuation makes...


been looking for an excuse to post this tho its barely topical....
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Oooff.
To Hull with you.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Just about
It was switching anti-viruses. With viruses still on it. Windows was lamped and I had to factory reset the whole thing.

Happy I did actually. That thing was due for a spring cleaning.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# My Dell does not contain a spring.
SRSLY
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Maybe not
But I consider the spring the viruses that near ruined the system. And to think I was gonna spend money on trying to the fix the thing when PC world just told me to factory reset it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Pissy Werld in good advice shock?
bloody hell!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# There's the problem.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I have never owned a Dell PC
which is why I have no opinion, as it is outside of my experience.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# this is b3ta and you must have an opinion on everything
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I do not as it is outside of my experience.
If pressed to form one, I would venture that I am skeptical as to people's claims of how bad they are, as skepticism of anything anyone says is the safest course to take.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Invent an opinion
back it up with a fabricated anecdote
then post it on QOTW.

THAT's the b3ta way.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I have had other laptops
which were fine. Since I have no reason to believe that Toshiba and Fujitsu are any better than Dell, I can extrapolate that if Toshiba and Fujitsu's laptops are fine, then Dells will probably be fine too - until such time as facts are made known to me that suggest that Toshiba and Fujitsu are substantially different to Dell. Until such facts come into my possession, it is logical to assume that Dell are no worse than any other laptop manufacturer and that people who complain about them have merely been unlucky in their experiences - which is to say that they are lying for comic effect.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Needs more imagined sexual experience.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# One time I was very drunk
and I ended up having sex with a young lady. She did something embarrassing or I did something embarrassing but it all ended up okay.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# we got two dell desktops here
both pretty good, no hardware problems to date.
can't comment on dell laptops though, this one's an acer something-or-other. it's bee dropped many times, the fan rattles like fuck occasionally, keyboard is full of dust, couple of letters missing, but it still works.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Form an opinon you fence-sitting twerze!
You probably don't even vote, you bastard.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# okay
sell it, buy an acer laptop. that is my opinion. thankyou.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# really?
out of the 4 Latitude X300s i've got, the only one that went wrong was the one that my neice dropped and snapped the screen off.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Dell Computers: sadly not neice-proof
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# also...
Fujitsu-Siemens: Sadly not beer proof
Compaq: Should not be left on the roof of a car.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# See
they don't tell you this shit when you buy.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# On this note.
If you are watching a film on your laptop, and you need the toilet, pause it and resume it when you return. Taking the laptop to the toilet with you isn't as good an idea as it sounds.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# It's handy for playing poker though.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yes
but washing your hands makes them slippery. Also, new LCD displays are almost as expensive as a new laptop.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha, you're a phoney
no opinion, washed your hands????
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I didn't use soap or anything though
It was more for the look of things. If the CIA are watching me, I don't want them to think I don't wash my hands.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha
did you burn your leg on the heatsink?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# No, but
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# not good
i fell asleep watching a film with the laptop resting on my belly. i got burned.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ooomph

*wince*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# vague bacony smell woke me up
i was too drunk to feel pain.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It wasn't being dropped that caused the problem.
It was hitting the floor.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Deceleration trauma
...never good.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Problem exists between niece and floor.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Websherriff ahoy!


Bad shoppage. Baaaaaad shoppage. Ah well. Can't be undone now.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# fucking awesome!!!!!
:D *clicks
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# You do me waaay too much credit sir.
Joke/technique...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# bad shoppage? are you mad? Outstanding work, sir!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# As above, but thanks heaps :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] That's really rather good
And while I'm about it, here's a pea for the compo.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ta
and O_o
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better,
I think it's bad shoppage.
It gets the job done though :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# The neck is broken... :(
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ssssh don't point it out. It's cleverly hidden by my photoshop wizardry.
/doesn't even use photoshop
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ***tWaaaaNg!***
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Kill them.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Thyne will be done
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# The Queen
will protect them, shirley?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Maybe, but....

Swans can break a man's arm. We all know that.

If people found out that swans broke the Pope's arm, they'd realise he was just a man and not a divine being.

Swans are terrible braggarts and will boast about the smallest thing.

Swans must die to protect the Catholic church.

Perhaps Queeny will help, perhaps not...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Shurely that's a myth?
The "breaking a man's arm" thing? Bird have hollow bones - the swan would shatter before the man would.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# No myth
They use telekinesis
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# And weapons.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Are you willing to take that chance?
True Story:

My GF's folks live at the back of a field, one day they spotted some (what could only be) city kids strolling through said field, now it gets a bit wet in the winter and it was March and there were a pair of nesting swans in the boggy stretch... About 10 minutes later there was an almighty hooting, the big kid then picked his brother up, threw him under his arm and sprinted for the exit as he was pursued by a very angry looking male swan...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Intriguing
However... imagine Henry VIII gently spinning in his grave as Big Liz gives the Pope a hand against his beloved Swans (he liked them in pies) 100% of fact:)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Doesn't the fact that Pope's die occassionaly prove they are not divine beings?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Like Pharaohs
with less expensive hats
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Not even a swan song... :(
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# everyones worrying about their christmas post
but who's going to stand up for the poor starving boxes?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D Fuck year.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Stop being so good missy!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# let them eat cake
I imagine eccles would fit quite nicely.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Poor postboxes :'(
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# bloody hell, that is far too awesome!
*click*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
ta :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Simple...
...yet chuffin' Ace!

*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
...
*clicks*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# heheh
:) ta
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fantastic!
However I think you've misunderstood the problem. Its not starvation but constipation that will be the problem :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Move over Putin
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# dum.........dum dum dum... dum.... dum.........dum dum dum... dum..
daaaaaaa da da da da da daa daaa daa da da daaaaa....
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Oof!

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# arselumps
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] hi steve!
do you reckon this is compo-able?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahah! that is ace :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Soiled Pants!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :D Here's Keith Harris and Keith...

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# GAH!!!!
hahahahah!!!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# kill it
kill it with flames!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Whose hand
is up who?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I hope
they remembered to take their watches off first...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That is fucking terrifying!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# aghhh!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Pukka
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Is he eating
or throwing up?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Looks like he's eating while taking a massive shit
Refilling the hole, so to speak.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# that would explain the piss-holes
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# like
ass to mouth?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Between the two
there is only a matter of time.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I like his pretend Essex accent.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Pretend?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I've heard him speak in real life (from a distance).
His accent is less noticeable in real life than on TV. He does exaggerate it a little to create his lovable TV persona, which is fair enough.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ram it
in you thick tongued mockney bitch!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Those are someone else's hands
and Oliver!!! has just walked into them, unfortunately getting supermarket chicken in his spluttering gob-hole.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You made me choke on this lovely soft English plum!
I have enjoyed a number of fruits today, earlier I bit into some nice, fresh British cox.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I say!
*fans chest*
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Too easy?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You're pretty easy, but that's OK as I don't like to try too hard.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I can't quite make it out.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *squints eyes*
ah, lightsabers
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# A W E T X C
F H J Y S M

and I can't quite make out the bottom line...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# F U N E X?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] rain
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Arf, arf. :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Nevermind Question Time, nearly Masterchef final time!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Oooh I'd love to have Nick Griffin's
disembodied head... preferably on a spike in the Tower of Londinium...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# There's a slippery slope in front of you
...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Wow
it's like being in Nightmare...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
This is definitely funnier than it ought to be!

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# 'shopped pic only please
haha :)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# shopped pics etc

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Solomon :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# GOODBYE...
MR. BROWN!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# top scarrage!

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why does
Bob Dylan have a Griffin mask on?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Paul McCartney?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Blimey...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Has he just opened the Ark of the Covenant?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hasn't he always?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# sex face
Ask Mills
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I can confirm it.

But I don't want to talk about it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] buggering children since 1920
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# it's wrong, but it's not gonna stop me laughing!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Well..
Since 1990.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
You terrible cunt
;)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Nasty.
But oh so tasty.
The toffee, I mean.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring back vinyl...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# but in
AWESOME-VISIONTM
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I have to say, I didn't thuink I'd notice a difference with an upscaling DVD but I did.

SO Blu-Ray will probably make my head explode.

And I'll have to buy all the Bond movies again, which will please Lady S no end
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# It all seems a bit pointless to me
I mean... how real do you NEED Sean Connery's chest wig to look? Surely the explosivisions are still as impressiv as on VHS...
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# When it comes to Sean Connery
the less real the better. They should edit all the Sean Connery ones and put an animated version of him in.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# You go to Hell!
You go to Hell and you die!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# To be precise
an anime version of him.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# a yiff yiff grr meow version even?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Where's Jack when you need him?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I'd like it to be like Dot and the Kangaroo

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I suppose
getting Daniel Craig to act out every scene and superimposing him would be more to your tastes?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'd need to see it first before I could decide.
Not all of us can form an opinion based on on knowledge and an openness to expanding my knowledge. Some of us need to experience things to understand them.

But seriously; Roger Moore. That is all.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I can't possibly
Roger any more than i am doing... i have to sleep occasionally
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Just do it harder for less time.

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# What's that you say?
tastes testes
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Cor wot a stunna
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ah, see now you've tweaked my geek nerve
The restoration job they did on the SE DVDs was superb, particularly on the early ones.

But I doubt if the Blu-Ray versions will be any better.

You only polish something so many times before you start to dull it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ^that^
I could see no real difference in the DVD of bladerunner and the blu ray (except the sound)
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Watch the dark knight at 1080p on a biiiig screen, with surround sound, in the dark
its SOOOoooooooooo farking good!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Have done...
that was the very film that convinced me that upscaling was worth it.

And that it was worth spending £20 on a coaxial audio cable
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Liek being in the Cinema
but without the other people to ruin it for you?
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Thuis
I fucking hate going to the cinema now
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Who doesn't like spending £5 for 10p worth of maize?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# It's the spray on Toffee
that you're paying for... that and the private Jet owned by the CEO of Butterkist
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Morgan Spurlock tells an anecdote in one of his books,
that the chap who would later invent the McDonald's supersize used to work for a cinema chain. This cinema chain were struggling to convince people to buy enough popcorn - they tried buy-one-get-one-free, but no one wanted to be seen eating two tubs of popcorn. So what he suggested was that they increase the size of a portion by 100%, but only put up the price by about 10%. Suddenly people thought they were getting a great deal and people who used to not buy it started buying it.

Spurlock does not, however, name the people involved or the cinema chain in question.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I miss VHS.
It had a kooky charm of its own.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I don't miss having to
yank the bastards out of the player when they fucked up
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# It was a simpler time

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I've dug mine out again
to archive some stuff from years ago

There's a certain nostalgic charm about spending twenty minutes going backwards and forwards trying to find the thing you want

A bit like waiting half an hour for a C64 game to load
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Records never left, man.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Or laserdiscs, for some.
5.
They were so cool, pity about the picture, though.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ha! Nice.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone's too busy arguing down there
SO i'll this kitten on a skateboard here
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I know - there's a lot of angst at work down there...
Given the subject matter you have to wonder if some of them doth protest too much ;)

I'm still just giggling at my venn diagram :D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That diagram is ace
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# it's the only good thing
in the whole tired moaning get some therapy you arse pissers thread
saying that it makes less space for fucking logos
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I'll stay out of the fray below and Google Boobie
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Boobies :D WOO!
What I'm doing is basing my understanding of the WOO on my experience of it.
Just like every single human being alive, or who has ever WOO-ed, or who will ever WOO in the future, does/has done/will do. I simply don't believe that your experiences were as WOO as you make out. Deal with it.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# What he said

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Come again?


EDIT: Compo-ed because everything ATV made was ace ... even Crossroads
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That is magnificent!
It was my hilarious take on the action going on down there in argue land.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I approved of it

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# discussion land
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# debate village
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Dispute town

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Conversation in which a point of suboptimal agreement has or has not been reached city.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Divergence-of-opinion Junction

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# GAYTOWN
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# That's a real place.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# There be monsters
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# So gonna to get caught
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Meet Nippy the Reindeer....

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# when you say you love your baby
it's not that is it??!!?
woo
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Nippy's an adult.
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# does it rut every year?
that i would pay to see
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# He ruts 3 to 4 times a day. In fact, he's due for a rut any moment now.
Meet me round the back in 10 minutes. It's free to watch.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# KILL IT WITH ANTLERS!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# that is one evil little creature..... O_o
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# holy christ!
That's very woosome.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# nice :)
but that's another reason for me to dislike small dogs.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You need another reason?

(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# they are usually too quick to kick.
nasty ankle-biting vermin. plus they get stuck in the throats of alsatians.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# They're not really dogs.
Except Jack Russells. Make an exception for them, because they behave like big dogs.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# my wife's family had one years ago
it chucked itself under a skip wagon. quite fitting, as it was the trampiest, scabbiest dog ever.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# heh heh heh, stoopid doggie!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaaawww :'(
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ha ha...sucker!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# some how
i don't think he'll ever figure it out
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ahaha
nice
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww! that's just cruel!
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
:D
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)

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