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# the poor frogodile was an unmitigated disaster
frogodile2
but it made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:18, archived)
# ooh that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ha ha woo!
I dreamt I had a pet frog and I loved my pet frog and it got lost but I found it again and now when I see a frog I go "Awwwwwwwwwww! Frog!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hmmph

My ability to draw has gone right down the shitter of late, so you can have this half arsed scribble.
Grr I am going to have to go back to live drawing classes. Still... nekkid ladies is fun.
I know I know it's not always pretty nekkid ladies, and it's terribly sexist of me to objectify them, but phwooar.
BTW wacom + photoshop + 3 layers + 4 colours and some layer blending
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Even your half-arsed scribbles are a gazillion times better
than any of my drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Out fighting for mercenary glory(aka hard cash) and fucking oranges.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Nicely.
But what's that in his pocket...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Bullets
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Oh good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Your mum's cock!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:39, archived)
# She did have one once but when she gave birth to me it burst and then she had a fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Totally going to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I love you Mu.
You made me smile then :D

I think this will be goodbye for a while from me now, but make sure you take care.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:48, archived)
# even if it is a chick..
great image.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:45, archived)
# lost love, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Sorry, no
Had to adblock that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:16, archived)
# THIS SHOULD GO STRAIGHT ONTO THE FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I think it's stopped hailing dude, but it's totally raining still.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Oh shit no, here comes the hail again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# You annoy me.
I ALWAYS respond to you, but you never respond to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU VAGUELY WHERE I LIVE!
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Hey dude,
I just totally slagged Calvin Harris off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I totally don't know who he is, but HIGH FIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Neither did I until he was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks!
Check it out!

twitpic.com/ocslj

Right, there are so many things wrong here that I don't even know where to start.

Primarily Calvin Harris, there is a distinct lack of Black/White/Mixed Pudding here!

HOW DARE YOU!

Secondly, what are those green bits? Parsley? Balls off! If I want greenery I will go into my garden or ask for lettuce on my burger!

Third off, those Eggs are murdered!

Fourth time round, do you realise how wrong this breakfast is now?, fourthly, is that even a word?, I don't care, fourthly, those chips are blatently raw.

Finally, grilled tomatoes are wholly wrong! You make me sick that you are proud of this breakfast.

Look, SADFACE!

:(

I hope you're happy. It's my birthday today too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Beans have been kept on the heat too long and have that sort of powdery shit that happens.
And there's no colour on that bacon, so it's probably not that well cooked.

I'd have the sausages though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FRIED SLICE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:31, archived)
# No seriously, where the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I totally read "If I wanted greenery I will go into my garden and bugger a lettuce"
I'm disappointed that isn't what it actually says.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I am disappointed it doesn't say that too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Oh, happy birthday WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)
# It's not my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:41, archived)
# You totally lied to me Whoop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:42, archived)
# No I didn't.
I lied to Calvin Harris. You just believe Calvin Harris. Clavin Harris is trying to break your heart!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Nice joke but -5 for execution.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# The words are wrong too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:18, archived)
# I usually don't put much effort into posts at this hour
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Too many fucking oranges for that man
He ate so many they overflowed out of him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I think it might be a case of not enough fucking oranges.
Those dreadful chunks speak of ballpark food, which is known not to be real food.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# For Jeru
sorry for size
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Dude dude dude, I totally think it just started to hail.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:15, archived)
# This is the first one I have seen and known who it was!
Nice work "The Fiend"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Dude dude, it totally IS hailing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Not here, where are you?
Just as I said that there was a big bang in my garden....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Bolton.
Really going for it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# That's what you get for being a Northern Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Better chips better pies cheaper beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# YES!
Radiohead would be succesful if they called track 7 on OK Computer that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:24, archived)
# And lo, the universe was born
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:20, archived)
# In my fucking arse cheeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Fucking Oranges!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
IT'S A FUCKING ORANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:56, archived)
# FUCKING ORANGES!
EAT THEM! EAT THEM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Damnable fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Daily Mirror?
YOU CUNT! I only bought it to get free lego, honest gov! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Aye right
You read it, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I gave up three days in,
then today, I got a phone call from my dad saying that he had collected, and sent off for the complete collection for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Is that SickRik in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:27, archived)
# I bet it hurts when she pees

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Needs more fucking oranges
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:21, archived)
# And with this..


Click for bigger (133 kb)
I taek muh leaf...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)
# *sends in the tangerines*
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
# But... does that mean agent orange isn't made of oranges?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
# No, it's made of quinces.

Those MONSTERS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Fuckers
This is like the Jaffa Cake apricot jam conspiracy all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
# oranges kill
a sad fact of life

'clicky'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
# but lemons sting real bad....
don't underestimate lemons.
(YouAreNotMyNemesis, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)
# those fucking lemons
coming here, taking our... erm... things
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Wearing the correct protective clothing can prevent eye-squirting,
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
# HEED THESE WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:41, archived)
# NOW I WANT A FUCKING ORANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It could be me!
It could!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Star Trek II: The Rack on Connie
The Sexventure Continues
MOD EDIT: Please don't post tits on the board. Thanks.
(trekadam30, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Oh I'm sure this going to go straight to the front page
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Please don't post breasts on the board.
Unless they are chicken breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# are you a fucking mod these days?
RE: FPs :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)
# MODs!!!
www.glasgowmods.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/vintage-mods.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Hells yeah!
I wish mine was as big as this:

www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/asianpimp.jpg
(YouAreNotMyNemesis, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
# breasts are fine
it's just nipples we find offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)
# No.
Anything that can be construed as porn by someone's boss is considered NSFW.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:41, archived)
# wah wah
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# TITS OR GTFoh wai
as you are
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Appalled Shatner & Nimoy are appalled
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)
# NO TITS ON BOARD NIMROD

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)
# haha oooh HD

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] If only his friend hadn't left him alone at the Fun Fair....*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# JFK on ghost dodgem (tm)
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ghost how?
Because they're moving? Would you prefer it was still? You should be used to moving images by now with the speed at which your dead mother used to fuck rabid eastern european sailors.

Sorry, blame Malcolm Tucker :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# East european sailors? That must make us brothers
They are all see-through which makes them ghosts, of course.

You're referring to Thick Of It, I take it, haven't watched it yet so quit spoiling it
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# he looks rather chilled out
like 'yeah mate, I'm on a fucking dodgem and what?'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# He was the original T Pain ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# haha!
FUCK LIMOS THIS AS REAL AS IT GET
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# LIsten you fucking meat puppet!
Why don't you drop your trousers, spin around 15 times and suck my fucking cheese bag you dog rapist!

God I hate Malcolm Tucker :( He makes me so sweary :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# malcolm tucker is fucking brilliant
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# If only he dodged the bullet.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# That would be the joke ;)
You forrins and your having to spell everything out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# He IS, you know...


edit: ZOMG I KNOW I SPELLED IT WRONG I AM SORRY :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# he's got a lovely helmet, too
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# polished at least
once a day...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# it's mighty fine!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:02, archived)
# He is also wishing that he could do it too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Woo!
Shame you misspelled "masturbate."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Le sigh
I sowwy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Aw, I feel bad for pointing it out now.
If I click "I like this," will you stop sad-facing?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Sure...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Old pearoast
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Real picture of Lincolns assassination
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Runcorn is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# And the quote of the week goes to....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Just cos...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# strange how his mouth
stays the same... :D

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
am i the only one that gets teh fear from this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# happy birthday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Zappa roolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# how weird
good night
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hello Bilbo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvW_2YyAiUc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha :D
(herman:D, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# It works both ways!
love it. If only I could grow a rotating beard. Or any beard...
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# this will be
an overnite sensation
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "We shall fight Too Decay

On the beaches..."
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# that thing looks very heavy, it it falls down someone could be killed
it'd be...

a brush with death!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Yay meats!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Pffft! Reminds me of TMOC's bar chart related deaths :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# One thing that this points out...
is the importance of dental hygiene.
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOUR COMIC
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# for Belo legosi's dad
and his cat
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# YAY!
for surprise kitteh!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# wooh!
can i have one? i dont have anything in my profile really... be nice to sneek some stuff in. :)
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Awww lovely :)
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspiration for this weeks compo came from the olduns in the village
who won't shut up about swine flu. I hope it gets them.
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Ooooh, not at all.
Wouldn't wish Swine Flu on anyone. Or any kind of flu for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Having flu
be not funs. Not funs at all.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I know :(
I get a flu jab every year due to shitty Asthma, but still got it this year anyway :( It sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oh poor Whoop :(
Not much fun in your life at the moment then :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Bah,
Beer and Burgers is more than enough for me to be happy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah, that did sound quite harsh
maybe I'll just hope they don't know anyone who has it so there'll be less to goss about for them
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# My nana died of Swine Flu you insensitive fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I'm really sorry
Please forgive my unforgivable insensitivity
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Is that a joke? I don't get jokes!
I have Asparagus Syndrome you insensitive fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Oh noes!
Assburgers, shurley?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No, Asparagus, not Ass Burgers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# God I'm sorry
How does that affect your spear?
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# My spear's fine thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Fuck, I better get my 10p coin back :(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# that I threw into the wishing well
I feel bad now :(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# The Fiend Cartoon Special
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Surprise Inch High Private Eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# he maybe an inch high
But I hear he's hung like a horse!!! BRAW
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Boy horse or girly horse?
In other news, I now have a large pan of pasta bolognese.
Nyom nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# As I am finally moving out of home,
my mum was nice to me tonight and went and got me a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and Chips and 6 cans of Stella.

If she was this nice before I wouldn't be moving out! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Awww
Would you like a happy hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
# The big thing that worries me is
being sans computer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# 6 cans?!?!?!?
You are indeed lucky :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Good job I don't have a wife ;)
*goes into Stella rage*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *sighs*
due to my nearest supermarket being netto, tonight i have been drinking tall tins of budweiser, which is less than ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I love pikey supermarkets!
My local one is Lidl and the last time I went in there i got 15 cans of Stella 4% for £8
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I really wish
They had Tesco here :-/ I miss muh Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Where the fuck are you?
The Arctic Circle? I'm pretty sure that's the only place without a Tesco ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# sheffield is shit for supermarkets
crazily, there was a better selection of conveniently placed establishments in chelmsford, a town maybe a fifth the size.

morrisons and asda up here. strangely, tesco seems to be perceived as the chaviest of the big supers, whereas back home it was asda that slummed it.... probably a bit of regional bias.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I decided Sheffield was not much fun anymore
when they filled in t'ole in t'road. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Ah I see.
It always used to be Morrison's that was the pikey supermarket down here. But then again, it is Northern ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# There's certainly a Tesco's in Denmark

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PSyiRXIEyc
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hmm.. still time for lunch, though more rightly SUpper as late as I had it
No Tesco's.. and it's still daylight...

ANyone? Anyone? Bueller? Frye?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# mmm... pasta bolognese.
I am still at work, so I has Cup o noodle
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Inch-High Private Eye
With the Yard-Long Private Schlong!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# LURKER!!!!
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Not lurking...
...just never have anything interesting to say!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Is it sad that I can remember
when hitting 10000 users was a big deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Ooh that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# To your time as a toddler?
About 5 years ago? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Shush your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh fuck off you cunt! ;)
Oh, sorry, I know you don't like swearing. Oh F star star off you CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I love these dudes.
Also, I hasten to add that I was channeling the power of Malcolm Tucker in the previous comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# And you do it very well too :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hey bunnywuffles,
I can't stop shouting and swearing at people in a Scottish accent. What advice would you give me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Actually I would love to channel Malcolm Tucker myself.
But being a grrl and all, it isn't quite the same. So the only advice I can proffer is from the man himself. When someone says "I'm sorry, could you stop swearing, please?" you reply "I'm really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY SHITE! Fuck off!"
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Arf!
One of my favourite quotes! As I said yesterday, you can stay bunnywuffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i bought in the loop
so my missus would get to join the fun. her response, 'a good enough film, but i don't know why you think its funny'. gah!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I don't think that you could really enjoy In the Loop as
much if you haven't seen The Thick of It.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Woohoo!
*puts feet firmly under B3ta table*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Are you playing footsie with me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Hehe
Nope, not me. Far too prudish for anything like that, I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I spot A Vagabond!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D :D :D :D
Thankyou :D *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ice pie, with my little eye
something beginning with "œ"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Œthel?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Yes - very good.
Have a surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *applauds*
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Just in time for dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Heh heh :)
*now has Inspector Gadget theme in her head*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Alphaville.
It's the house on the hill...

biggur.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Rome: 2112
The Amphitheatre Strikes Back!

Woo Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *proffers exquisitely made Gin & Tonic*
(Martin Miller's Gin, Fever Tree tonic water, crushed ice, and just a smidgeon of fresh lime juice)

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Aw man!
I haven't had a G & T in weeks :(

All I have is crappy beer and a sense of dread at leaving home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :(
Not good!
I'm happy to offer whatever assistance I can.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Awwwww!
It's ok, just weird. Never lived outside of SE9. Now moving a whole 3.2 MILES TO SE12! Scary shit dude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Bless you!
Look, it's all good - freedom and all that kind of stuff. It'll be great :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Bah, freedom is over rated ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ah, if only that were true.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Wassup pudding pop?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Oh, where to start?
Nah, don't worry - just got to sort some sh*t out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# ECHO! echo echo echo
echo ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Hallam...
Ah, happy memories...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# hallam?
as in the university (my employers.. :))
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# No, actually, my fault - Malham Echo
Lovely spot.

Apologies for crapness, I'm getting old.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I've had her
ace as always JPG!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# You've had her!?!?!?
You must be getting close to Micto!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# This is me
www.saucypanties.com/blog/uploaded_images/carsex-785769.jpg

(a little NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# 0_0
Good god!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# The in laws said the same thing
When they dropped in unexpected one day
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Why did I click that
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Because you like the sexy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Not so much these days....
not so much.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
#  
Take your seats in the auditorium of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Premium prices for seats with the best view...
Just like the bloody Odeon Leicester Square...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ...and there was mass seating for the masses...
...and it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# with massive bottoms...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# That would be an architectural masterpiece
until the giant bunnies enslaved us all...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# *fears the giant bunnies*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new giant bunny overlords
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I'm sensing, from just your username, a certain
bias...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Who? Me?
Nope. Not me. Nooo. *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Kent Brockman! Eye on Springfield!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I don't know if I want to watch a play in this or skateboard around it
It's pretty though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Do both...!
*preps video camera in hope of skateboarding*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Here's how that would go:
1. Trellis stands on skateboard
2. Trellis pushes off
3. Trellis falls over
4. Trellis goes to hospital
5. Profit. For JPG. From You've Been Framed.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# No!
JPG helps Trelly to get suitable treatment....

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Me and wheeled things do not mix
I yam uncoordinated
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I honestly didn't want to make a new post


But I couldn't find one that wasn't BRAW to TJ...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Jesus H Fucking Corbett!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# HE LOVES YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# The first rule of Physics?
In the absence of force, a body either is at rest or moves in a straight line with constant speed.

The Second Rule of Physics? You don't talk about Physics....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ha!
How horrendous is the photoshopping of Brad Pitt on the original?

Or does he actually have a 2 foot long neck in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# what old Brad "The Neck" pitt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Not to mention the localised jaundice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Third rule: Don't touch the END OF THE WORLD switch.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........................
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I think you just ended the 6th dimension :(
The one where everything is the same as here, except EVERYONE IS KITTENS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Good.
Kittens are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'm only saying this having read
down below that a cat exists called Morrisey.

I fucking HATE Morrisey with a passion!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Oh, well, that's fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# But he's a jolly kitten.
So it must be another Morrissey.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# nope..
for better or worse, i wear a gladioli in my back pocket.

the man is a legend, and massively under listened to. if people got exposed to a few more of his back catalogue classic... i managed to convert two moz haters in my office int he space of three songs.

apropos of down there, the other cat is called tennant.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# My hubby is a Smiths fan of old.
He's dragged me to more Moz gigs than I can count. I think he's much better live than on recordings.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# here here
but a few tracks like 'spring heeled jim' and 'glamorous glue' (of which there is a great live recording of on 'beethoven was deaf') are just soo good, i cant see how anyone can object!

anyway, beds. baby will be up in six hours, and i have six cans of budwuesser to sleep off.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Lunch club
Mrs. Maneki asked me to produce a poster for a Lunch Club at the nippers gaff where she works. I did this as a lark:



She showed it to the staff: not one of them got it. Not even when it was explained. Doh!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Aye,
unless you are a Fight Club fan, I doubt you would recognise the DVD Cover ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# True stuff:
They didn't even get the reference, let alone the source.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# You should have done The Breakfast Club,
but as The Lunch Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *gets*
Never mind, b3ta loves you.

What bloody philistines!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

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