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Zoidaroid ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:36,
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surely cock piss?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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Partridge?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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Does that car belong to the parent of a dead soldier?
Because he HATES, he HATES with a passion! He hates them SO much he spells names wrong on purpose....Don't get me wrong I'm no fan of Brown, but ffs the barrel scraping levels the press go to for a story sometimes
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:38,
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You don't understand.
He died protecting our freedom. It wasn't his fault. He was forced into the army and forced onto the front line.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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oh this
a spelling mistake. FFS.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:48,
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I AM OUTRGAED
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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hehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:19,
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well at least he spelt that correctly
he looks like a bag of shit though.
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spesh. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:39,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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haha :D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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haha
nicely done
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:24,
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i hope OP gets AIDS
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CincinnatiBowtie ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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another rarity
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Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:26,
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racialismist!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:26,
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so thats how he did it?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:27,
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That's the front cover of his second book
"The Audacity of being a bit dusky"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:35,
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O'tay...O'tay...enough already!...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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End of day doodle.....
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:21,
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Giant Wampa!
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:21,
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You sexy beast!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:21,
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Zeltergiset, please describe this image to me.
Otherwise I shall just assume it is an extremely sexy squirrel with tits.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23,
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squirrel are mammals so they all have tits
I'm not too sure at what point they get sexy? DD?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:26,
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did you ever do character design for black and white?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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Nope. Never worked at Lionhead.
I applied to work there once. A big hand appeared on the horizon a few days later, it's mid-diget raised. I took that as a "No".
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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It threw
a tree at me
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:33,
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Fab
and now I gots me something to colour in =)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:32,
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woo
oh, and you made me think all spooner-y :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:35,
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No Flies on Feldman
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JakeyD ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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Arf!
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:18,
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I love this!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:25,
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hahaha
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Zoidaroid ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:36,
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WOO - YAY!
YOU SIR are unstoppable today!
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:42,
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Cheers Batboy, is this you btw?...
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
About right. I'm only 2 bricks and a tickey high to a grasshopper... Kinda like that wee flutterby you made earlier.
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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Needs more tongue.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:22,
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so do I.
toss that salad . Mmm
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23,
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super hero or super villian?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23,
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Great stuff! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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hahaha oh christ
fuck
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:08,
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:DDD
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herman:D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:29,
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Eye Spys Marty Mc Flies!!
Great work Jakey
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:26,
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Put one's hands in the air....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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Ladies and Gentlement, pray silence, for the Electric Light Orchestra.
Shop toppery
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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Oh Lord no
They'll just play horrible Beatles tunes all day. Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da followed by Rocky Raccoon followed by Yellow Submarine followed by that rubbish Ringo song from Help! whose name I can't even remember. Repeat all night.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:45,
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Later on though
its rough and hard with some Mouldy Old Dough mixed with some Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:48,
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Cor!
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:52,
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pft
that pretty much sums up thir sex life i imagine
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mutated monty ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12,
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Hahahahaha!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:13,
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Haaaaaaaaahahahahaahaa!
I clicked I like this on that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:15,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:21,
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I can you some free tickets....
Interested?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:48,
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In the light of that just above there ^^
yeah, I'd be interested.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:52,
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There won't be any Queen though
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12,
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Bam bada badaaaaaaaada. Dum dum!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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Well, of course not!
You sick monkey.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:17,
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Lovely 'shopping.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:45,
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All I can say it teenagers hands are weird.
Charley Says you must always ...
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46,
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Superb sir!!!!
*Hooooge click*
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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I can imaging philip complaining about that "bloody jungle bunny hopping music"
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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Honest office LOL....
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05,
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Put one's hands in the heir?
Perverts.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:54,
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Ew.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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And now for some broken hip . . . hop . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:56,
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Hahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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Charly says... BASS!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:58,
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Four to the floor for the hereditary hardcore
DROP IT! NOTE: there is nothing worse than a DJ with a Somerset accent trying to freestyle in the manner of his London counterparts. "We got ther whistle posse blowin ... oh-arr!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:18,
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Oh god, are DJs even allowed to have Somerset accents?
That would sound terrible :(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:22,
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Oh yes - yes they are.
For fear of repeating myself, the first phrase is adapted, it was actually "Fourrrr to ther floorrrrr fer the mutherfuckin aaardcore!" that I adapted. It was one of the most singularly depressingly hilarious things I've heard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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As a West Country type myself I find it very upsetting when we are made to look foolish.
Although it's extremely unfair that everyone's decided that London/northern/Scottish/Irish accents are 'cool' and ours is just hilarious. Bill Bailey can base an entire gig on it FFS. (I sound nothing like a farmer BTW)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29,
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As a West Country type myself I find it one of the most ridiculous accents apart from Brum.
I actually really like the accent, but when you've got a proper yokel badly impersonating a London accent, it's ... well ... worthy of the ridicule I have heaped upon it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:43,
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I have been living in Brum for the past 7 years.
My accent is now middle-class westcountry with a Brummie twang. It's truly horrible :(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:27,
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hehe
nothing wrong with a bit of regional rapping if it's done right.. MC Pitman's first album was a classic
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23,
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He was a novelty act, though.
CF covering Metallica. "Exxxxit loight! Ennnnterrr noight! Take moi 'aaaand! Wuz off tew neverrr-neverrr laaand!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:29,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05,
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Hang the DJ!
I mean, woo.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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excellent shoppage
right down to her gunt
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:19,
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arf hahaha
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Zoidaroid ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:38,
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haha
Ace!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:25,
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Ace
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herman:D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:30,
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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Hahaha
He really is a buffoon. He can't do anything right
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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"a hastily scrawled insult"
No, that would have been if he'd scribbled "FUCK YOUR SON AND FUCK YOU YOU DUMB BITCH" on the paper. Instead he wrote a letter of condolence and spelled the name wrong. Which he shouldn't have done -- but it's hardly an insult, is it? Quite the opposite... (This isn't actually a direct reply to anyone, I just felt like venting :) )
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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you tell 'em, borsi
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08,
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I surely will, Micto
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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He spelt Janes - James..... surely it's not that big an error, m's and n's look the same with some peoples handwriting
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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Especially as "James" is a much more common surname than "Janes"
Easy mistake to make. Don't like it? Change your surname. To "Gruntfucker". That'll screw the bastard.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:18,
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lol
Poor sod - he genuinely takes the time and effort to do something personally and still gets slammed for it. If he'd typed it, the pig ignorant recipient would still be moaning that it was a form letter drawn up by some functionary. YOU GOT A PERSONAL, HAND-WRITTEN LETTER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER FFS! SHOW SOME SODDING GRATITUDE!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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SHOW SOME SODDING GRATITUDE! SELL IT ON EBAY!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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Well that too, obviously.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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I'm so grateful that my son died.
In your ill-conceived war.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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He signed up.
What did he think the job of "soldier" entailed, exactly? Cake decoration?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:19,
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I don't know what his specific job was
Do you have any more information on the cake decorating aspects of it? I'd assumed he was out protecting the drug supply.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:02,
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The job of a soldier is fighting. They cover it in basic training.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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is cake decorating on the advanced warfare courses?
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:09,
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poor guy, trying to do the right thing and still gets called a cunt
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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*high fives*
Glad it's not just me that thinks that.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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Damn straight
Though I put my reply buried up there ^ saying basically the same...
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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I personally think the knifes were out for him long before he took charge
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46,
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Oh God yes.
If ever there was a fall guy...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:47,
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Lee Majors?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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:)
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:15,
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not to mention the tesco value terrorists in his first week in charge
/conspiracy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:50,
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Totally
He could bring about world piece and end all suffering and the papers would still call him a cunt
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:32,
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You just can't beat a well crafted argument
peace man!
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:37,
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Just a friendly reminder
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:23,
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Your detailed political analysis has convinced me
Now, let's start some conspiracies about Venezuala as well.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:29,
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The maths never lies.
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An Egg ,D ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:33,
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Oh dear.
Kind of disrespectful to her own son to feed a story like this to the fucking Sun, turning all the attention on herself and how upset she is by a spelling mistake, rather than focusing on the sacrifice her son made. I am truley sorry for her lots though.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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ha!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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ha ha
!
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08,
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So you know when you muck about with something for ages and ages and still can't get it to look right...?
Think I was knackered from the source pic but hey ho...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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hahah!
nice
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:37,
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Cheers :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:54,
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superglue, shirley?
EDIT: Ohh I get it.. Arthur secretly administered the WD40... Nice one ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:38,
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Well I was thinking more Merlin with the WD40, but that general ballpark, yes.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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Excalibur. I love that film actually
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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The benchmark.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:47,
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Especially near the end
When the reinvigorated Arthur rides to Camlann and the country itself is restored to life.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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We'll use the old way - SPEED OF HORSE!
cue Old Spice music
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:50,
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and the knights who say "ni"...
and the black knight... "It's just a flesh wound"...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:52,
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*glowers*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:53,
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Oh hang on.....
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:55,
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Looks pretty damned good to me...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:45,
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Slightly happier now
WD40 can doesn't stick out like quite such a sore thumb...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:51,
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I WD-40!!!
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:36,
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Odd kind of pun/wallpaper thing
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:25,
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what's the pun?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:28,
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NO idea
maybe a jesus thing..
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:29,
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He's been to runcorn
=)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:30,
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St Peters Close/ St Peter's close
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:31,
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You're getting old
your repeating yourself
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:32,
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ah!!
I was just wondering if the barrel and monitor were part of it.. never mind
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:34,
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It's an office chair
but I can see why it might look monitoresque. Just a junk pile, really.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:35,
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I thought it was a litter bin and a squariel.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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oh..sorry
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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It's an apostrophe gag?
Ris?
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:37,
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One reading is the Closed Road named after St Peter
the other implies that St Peter, who opens the gates to heaven, is nearby.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:38,
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I think both versions require an apostrophe though, unless someone wants to correct me.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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That's annoying
Oh well
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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I could be wrong.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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'T'h'a't's' just to be safe
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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I don't think there was an apostrophe on the St Peters Road I took the idea from
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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I believe* a lot of councils purposefully drop apostrophes from street names so to avoid confusion
* I just read it somewhere
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:47,
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You read it?
That's no good - it's only reliable info if you got it from some bloke in the pub.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:21,
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How the bible belt remember all great black men.
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Trash Ninja ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:22,
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he looks a little peakey
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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Is this still considered topical and/or hilarious?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:25,
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How history was faked
Surely that covers future fakery? As for hilarious, nah, going for a self satisfied snort.
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Trash Ninja ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:29,
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what?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:31,
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You leave your drugs habits out of this
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:37,
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Tested positive for drugs.
In an image contest. I think that might be rock bottom right there.
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Trash Ninja ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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heh
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:34,
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Aaargh!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23,
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...
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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Hahaha
this made me lol
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:46,
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Shrinc
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:16,
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My eye! My beautiful eye!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:18,
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Hahah
woo to both!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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Hahahaha...
Sorry Joe! :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:20,
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no worries mate!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:29,
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I thought I was looking in a mirror for a second there :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:22,
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I like your horns!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:25,
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That's good, is that.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:26,
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daddy?
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:26,
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Chips.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:27,
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Haha! Super tip top!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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I've forgotten how to do these :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:58,
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what? terrorist attacks?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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Raci oh I can't be bothered.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:02,
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Yeah, what terrorist attacks?
It was all a hoax wasnt it
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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punctuation added
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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Yay for tilt-shift!
The best of all the Photoshop manipulations.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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bwaaaarp!
there's a website that makes them for you, I won't post the link though
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:03,
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regardless, you did!
:)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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:)
In other news, Google Wave is creepy as... I'm not sure that I can really get used to people other than me typing on my computer...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:06,
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Ris?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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Some wacky new platform thing google are working on.
An 'early adopter' mate of mine sent me an invite. Quite fun, outside chance of being quite a productive work tool, more likely just another massive distraction.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:09,
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you missed
icq then
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:15,
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ICQ?
Clearly...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:21,
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how about from over
here
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:31,
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oh god icq...th4t w4s fool 0f sh1t Typ1nG lol!1!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:38,
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:O
Did we cyber in 1999?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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Google have invented icqbook
in the nowfuture of tomorrow =) ~goes back to sucking drugs
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:57,
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Very nicely done.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:06,
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i assume thats a terror wrist at the bottom of the image
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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It's an arm of an international radical organisation.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:10,
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An extremities organisation at that.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:13,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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:D
The press distorted the truth...
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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haha
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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Commies
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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toy story soldiers?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:30,
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If it wasn't for one of those space time continuem thingys, we'd all be riding a horse to work.
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Trash Ninja ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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GHENGIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:00,
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Damn you Vagabond and your Jedi mind trick!
horse goat
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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Weeeeeeeeeee........
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:48,
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haha
click
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:48,
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Cheers sir!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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*applauds*
very good! *click*
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spesh. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:49,
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Ooh ta!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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That's rather good
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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Ta Baz!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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have a woo
and a click
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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Ta Clapto!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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That looks like fun!
Extreme minisports!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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Hooray for little people!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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Awwww lookit the adorable
lil jockeys
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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That's what my mummy says when I put on my pants.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:02,
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Hahahaha
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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Crikey! That's superb!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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Cheers Moley!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:20,
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yes! YES!
weeeeeeeeeeeee!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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Ta op
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:21,
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excellence in 400px
woo!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:12,
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Cheers Bilbo!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:21,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
IN SPADES!
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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Feldmanstein's monster....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37,
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Homer Simpson's not looking well
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:40,
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Alas
That's what happens after a fox has raped you :(
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:43,
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Slow and steady wins the race
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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I made many mistakes with the timings on this
I think the fox is pacing himself to last the long haul
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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Slow and steady fucking is ace.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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I'm not sure Homer would fully agree with you there
but the rest of the world probably would
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boris the spider ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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He has Gordon Browns eyes?
are you sure they are Feldmanstein's?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:41,
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eric stolz was origninaly cast as Marty McFly... McFly means son of fly in scottish, eric stolz plays the son of the fly in the fly 2... were through the looking glass sheeple
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:42,
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heh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:43,
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Hahahaha...
Marty!!!! :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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heaven knows he miserable now.... LOLTOAPS
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30,
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For some people it's worth 30-odd quid to get to throw a drink at Mozza
Good on him though. Mozza, that is.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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Splendiferous topical use of Moz lyrics there.
*clicky*
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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is this a bit obscure?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:25,
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Ford Prefect?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:27,
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MOSt DEFinitely
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:27,
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good
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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mos?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:29,
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the mighty mos?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30,
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yes - that one
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:33,
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I have a pea for that
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:38,
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Happy Birthday ya Big Yellow Bastard!
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:25,
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Hahaha!
Needs more Vindaloo sauce.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:26,
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Hahahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:29,
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pffft
doesn't look so big now all the feathers are off
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:30,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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This is tomorrow's Google Doodle
Fact
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:33,
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I know...
I enjoyed the first, even the second , but now they're starting to piss me off, hence the Big dead annoying Bird image above
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:37,
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Fantastic!!!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:39,
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Hahahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:43,
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Hahahaha...
Brilliant stuff sir, as per...:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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haha,excellent
that kitchen must be effing huge!
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swifteh You want cheese on that? ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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Big Bird = Big Kitchen
ta sir
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:31,
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lol
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thyrf as in turf, but not ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:15,
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Yes.
At last.
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:55,
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The Men Who Swear At Goats
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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TOAG?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:07,
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QUE?
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Text On A Goat.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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Oh, I see.
Is this a particularly virulent phenomena?
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:12,
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please...no big words on a monday...O.K.?!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:13,
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I'll just leave this here as well...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:21,
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Nice Bee!
8-) Pre-edit: looks a bit Felix-the-Cat-ish. Hatching a secret plan. (And got a big sting too). Edit: and I've just noticed how that grumpy teacup is standing there with its hand le on its hip. Most grumpulous. Cheer up teacup! There might be cayke soon!
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:15,
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One doesn't normally desire sugar cubes
when imbibing a tisane. Or that have fallen out of a heffalumpteapot's tail pocket. No wonder the cup is a bit of a grump.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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it would be a phenomenon, phenomena is plural
But at least it's not goatse blah blah blah
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:22,
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Goats are better than horses.
SCIENCE.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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I can think of one department where Horses are superior.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:09,
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they make things go faster?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10,
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i love goats
best of all the animals
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17,
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This.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17,
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No you can't.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:17,
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Its a mammal
Where is my horse cheese?
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:22,
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I'm intrigued by the signs in the background
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10,
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"ASS IS BAD, WE Serve BUMS"
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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me also
they appear to serve crabs and bums.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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they're also looking for a weak elk waitress
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:13,
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CRESS IS BAD
WE Serve QUIMS
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:12,
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How common, drinking lager out of a bottle in a pub.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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Ya nutter.
Is that Clooney at the back?
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:27,
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boo hoo etc
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Noah Vale ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:03,
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Is this something to do with that 'Pop Factor' televisual program?
I am dangerously out of touch and require a de-ris please.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:06,
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she lost out to the comedy Irish twins whose hair is remarkably similar to the image on the right
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:06,
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Bros aren't irish.
Unlucky losing to them though.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:09,
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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Hahaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:40,
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Is it something to do with a lot of young women painting themselves orange in today's modern world?
And then realising how ridiculous they look?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:07,
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shame
she was quite fit
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Dermot O'Leary, obsessive-compulsive Hair Sniffer
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Is this something to do with that box of light and sound that sits in the corner of my living room?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:10,
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You have a fireplace in the corner?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:13,
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Not just any fireplace
a "Jetmaster 2000"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:16,
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Whoa!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:22,
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You know it!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:24,
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that lastnight was proof that Simon Cowell is a cunt
/not that you needed much proof
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:41,
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:(
I loved lucie
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:45,
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mu22le ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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If you'd put a car in the lake I might have forgiven the seams ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:58,
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Needs more
horse.
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chulk607 ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:59,
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Celestial glow!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:00,
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TRY ALI'S MAGIC WAND REPAIR SERVICE
ONLY 14 ELF TURDS/HOUR DOUBLE THE FIZZ OR MONEY BACK
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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white smug hands.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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mixed race?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 9 Nov 2009, 14:31,
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