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[challenge entry] My kinda movie.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'm looking forward to this movie
Their albums are always film-soundtrack-esque
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Woo by the way!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

prolly bin dun...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# arf!
DAMN HIPPIES!

*shakes fist*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Nope, they are still cnuts.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# pfffttt....
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# haha
The Bloody Nice Party
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# eh, no reason for this
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# YAY!
The astrologer looks so happy!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# /astronaut :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# They're so happy!
All bouncing around on the moon.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I didn't know brain sucking space aliens used straws
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# FAKE... the shadows are all wrong
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# The Pillsbury dough boy never went to the moon.
Everyone knows that.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# conspiracy theorist!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Can dough rise in a vacuum?
PROBABLY NOT. Therefore, he never went to the moon. I can back this up with SCIENCE.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# sorry...had to do it...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Quick and dirty Pillsbury alien autopsy.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# No matter what product they make...it all tastes the same!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Its all
alien jizz. Thick, doughy alien jizz.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob-an-Odd-Job week?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] pea this here for the comp

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Surely...
that should be a copy of (quickly googles gay porn magazines) Freshmen. (?) Actually I think Black Inches is funnier, we'll go with that.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# oooh... Dita von tesse
there's a real fucking woman
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# haha diddy
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# You barsterard!
I just stifled an office LOL which made it a snort!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# It has been discovered that the Universe is composed of
4.6% Atoms, 71% Dark Energy, 21%Dark Matter and 2.4% Duck Matter.


Click for bigger (309 kb)


(Apologies for shitty-Shopping)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Dux!
*glee*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Science!
Duck Matter in the tectonic plates is responsible for earthquacks.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Real, proper science
should always involve dux.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# this.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# My god
its full of fluff.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# QUACKS!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I just lol'd
for real.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# It's not all those ducks floating roaund in space that worry me
It's the fact that:
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# iGoose - the Benny Hill app.
*yackety-yaks*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :D
you silly
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Thanks...I did not know that.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# DUKDUKDUKDUKDUK!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# In space, no one can here you tweet.
I went to replinish the water for our ducklings once, and they all ran over, tweeting with glee, and the one black one in a clutch of yellow ones managed to flop his great big flopping webbed foot onto the edge of the bowl and flipped all the new water all over himself.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Don't tell me....
For this transgression, the other ducks waited till nightfall and then pecked him to death, leaving his body floating in the water bowl for you to find in the morning?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I hope thats what happened.
That or he woke up with a ducks head in his bedding.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# sometimes one must be sacrificed...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Lord of the Ducks.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# DUX!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Thats one of my favourite pics, ever.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sing along...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yay!
CF All Things Dull and Ugly
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] DUX
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This wins teh compo!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# girl,lower right,...mine!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Python
have done this before
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Darwin goes ape ...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just put my minimalist compo entry here
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] He was just ahead of his time.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You expect me to talk?
No, Mister Bond, I expect you to tan....
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# dye?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Moses says 'Cthulhu fhtagn'. Bad Moses.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Is he bad to the bone?
Is he bad?
Bad to the bone?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# B b b b bad?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Bad to the bone.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Or evil?
Maybe it would have been better to put evil?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Is he eeeevil?
evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil should we mess around with him?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I wouldn't mess with him.
Have you seen his beard?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Was he born standing up? And talking back?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# He's not the King
Just Moses
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# EEEEEvil
Evil is his one and only name...
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# bad guy
gone bad?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# change of cult doesn't automatically mean change of alignment
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, my good Zod
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# sorry to tj but this is the best thing ever
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ;(
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I thought his head was too big
But looking at the source it turns out Noel's head really is that big :S
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# the head looks fine :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Terry should play the lead in The Noel Edmonds Story
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha... flid
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ...does that mean I still have to kneel?
*sigh*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# he's a creepy cunt
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# psssst!, who is it?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# That creepy cunt Daniel O'Donnel
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Here's him acting Ned in the upcoming Musical

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho hum.


(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *Liked*
If only.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# haha!
brilliant, if only!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# pffft!
(dunno about Petrol coming down though)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Nice
(slow it down a bit though?)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# There are Food Police?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Stop!
In the name of the coleslaw!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ah, lolotics :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# This! This! THIS!
I want it on the PM's desk by tomorrow morning! :P
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers
.

My latest project: short story audio books. What do you mean you've not downloaded them yet? They're free, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
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Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Dr Bunnington's stance is exactly in order.
Good work.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this one.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bean as Skeletor


Two minutes left for lunch break.. what else was i to do!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# fuck me thats the most seemless thing i've evar seen
heman movie ftw though
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# maybe take yer time with it
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# You could have had a wank
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ^^
I just have
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I knew never to trust Gandi
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hahah
Reminds me of this:

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Bite the pillow kid, its going in dry
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# oh for fucks sake not this pic' again

no offence...but sheez
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# alright prodge
the whole board seems to have bindun today or is it just me?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# it's a rehashed comp from a few year ago,
so you've probably seen the ideas before by other people
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
makes sense now
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# None taken
I'm fairly new to the board so I didn't know it's been done to death.
Apologies.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# awwk no problem :)
I think I've seen this joke way to many times now...haha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# mmm
yummy

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Oh fuck, no.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Oh hell.
That's absolutely vile.

This is like that one of the needle in the eye.

*wishes*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Arrgh!
That's not right
/woo
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
Kill it with fire!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *fears*
You absolute bastard. Now I am going to have to keep checking in the mirror for tongue-spiders.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and vice versa
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha I wish to purchase a copy of this for my 6yo nephew.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I've always thought the Mr. Men
would make a wonderful fighting game, what with all the different special moves and powers they'd have.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *Really shouldn't point out that's Snape*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# lol potters!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# oh yeah
never saw the films, so i googled the wrong actor

D'OH!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# haha mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
#
das ist gut
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# What he said
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Brilliant sir!!!!
*Click*
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] how sweet
.

.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I would love to hear them sing that
and I reckon they probably have :D
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Spinal Tap FTW!
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Does Lemmy have a special flap on the front of his jeans?
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I have a rock version
of this song! I don't know how to share it though.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

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