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[challenge entry] little jimmy omen
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# She looks flat, it's a weird effect!
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Her head is flat after the crane accident
/What too soon?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# It's the small tits!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# fuck me
that give me teh fear
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Derek a Thora
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I gave up by the way
too much work :¬/
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# name fun!
mind if i put my tribute here?

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Naughty
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Course not
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha


(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# HAHA!
Sioux Pollard...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahah :D
bored at college today i tried to make the longest list of firstname sirname famous people i could.

daniel craig david jason donovan leitch

barry george micheal martin javis cocker

etc.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ben Elton John Wayne Hemingway

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Red or Dead Adair? *click*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Excellent expression, nice one Ninj!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# DDDD
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# haha
fuckinell!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Not Arthur Askey?

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Post-Titanic safety measures
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Well this is very sensible indeed!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Until one thinks of a gazillion reasons why it isn't
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
#
The channel tunnel got the thumbs up
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
#
it looks better constructed and at least theres no frogs on the other side
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# nanny state lighthouses
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# coo!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# ooh, nice reflectionage
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I can onlt imagine how much the toll will be . . .
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# We cannot afford the status quo
(where have we heard that before)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Very nicely done indeed sir!
*Click* and WOO :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Very nice
:DD
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
#
I fear a shark and helicopter repost coming
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Good to bad.

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# A good example of lateral thinking, I like it*
*May not be lateral thinking
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I was laying down at the time

on my side
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Were you having a colonoscopy?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# He might have been talking to Edward Woodward
Have some respect!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Oh, I thought that was his tablet stylus
*blushes*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# No time now, but
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Ohhhhh, that's harsh :(
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Too soon?
Edit:
THIS is harsh

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Give it 6 months for the body to compost down a bit...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Slightly acidic you say?
Not a place to grow radishes then.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Edward Woodchip
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I don't recall
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# haha yay

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Subtle :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha
^What he said
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# What's with the sig. sir?
:O
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# he had a girl's name
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'm all right really
Just a bit hmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Awww....
*hugs betterer* :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# A bit grainy . . . but he's still wood !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# pfft
would in a wood:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# How much woo would a woo woo woo if a woo woo woo woo woo
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# .................DESTROY!!!....................
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hehehe
*clicks*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *click*click*POW!*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ................firing on all cylinders this baby
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'm gonna name him 'elvis'.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *runs and hides*
like a poor frightied bunny would
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Nowhere to hide...HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# cor, it's like techno-Bosch
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# That's a great compliment...
...Thank You... I'm gonna have a good day now!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# eek!
now I's really all big fritined.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# have a Jaffa Cake
it's the only way
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *nyoms*
Now I really want a Jaffa Cake.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# reminded down there \/ a quick pea in tribute

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Damn good shooting!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Evening up the score !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Equalizer now inactive :(
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Love this
*reclicks*

Or at least would if I'd clicked previouser.

shuts up
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Just like destroying things from a barrel !
Zaaaaaaaapperz !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ...or one big dump!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# pingpong kitties love pingpong :)

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# awww fluff
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Marvellous!! *Click*

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# C'mon...Slam it!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# YAY!
My money's on the ginger kitty. That stance says WIN.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Yay! :D
Love it.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# yay indeed
kitty ping pong ftw :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# They're putting the ping back into ping . . . and the pong back into pong !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :DDDD
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Ace!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# This is absolutely cocking ace! :D
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *checks b3ta*
yep, everything seems in good fluffy order...

well done!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# lovely work
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# This, this, a thousand times this!
:)
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I DO worry about him...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I don't - he looks lovely and he's well prepared for rain
I fail to see what else one needs
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Is he talking to Edward Woodward?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Is that a euphamism for male masturbation?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Well if it isn't it damn well should be!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Do you mind!? I am TRYING to talk to Edward Woodward in here
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahah
I love this


even if I haven't got a clue what you're both on about...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You'll like this then
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahah!
I'll drop this quick and dirty bw effort here then...

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Lovely scarf
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ...


(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Bandwagons are shit


(bindun?)

also: shadows are all wrong. quick and dirty.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
#

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
viz lols
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahaha! Bless him!
Hope you don't mind if I slip this in here...

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ....Okaaaay, Is it wrong I spent 30 seconds trying to spot the "reflecto-porn" in that
B3ta has corrupted me. Oooooh you nawty ninja photoshopper you ;D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Haha

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# The brew is strong in this one....
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# As Father and Son we can rule China!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
# haha....they should re-make it like this
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# pfft pfft pfft
:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Bloody Greeks... Coming over here, stealing our umbrellas :)
nice mashing fella
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Phew!!
Cheers sir. I'd got the Bible down me pants just in case ;)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# haha, oh hush :)
don't take what I said earlier to heart fella,
it was merely an observation, nothing more, and nowt personal :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Oh I know it wasn't personal :)...
...I do get carried away sometimes and I agree with you :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# cheers *MANLY HUGS ALL ROUND*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Bless!
\O/ :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It's supposed to be down the back...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# That's one of the faces that's going in my fruit machine..... :P
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Don't forget the AT-AT Walker, Yoda, Ken Dodd, Dot Cotton and Charles Hawtrey :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *duly noted*
I've already got Yoda, Doddy and Dot Cotton, and also that soldier figure thing... ;)

Shit, if I'm not careful I'm actually going to have to make this, aren't I?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You're smashing you are ;D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# smug bugger!
Excellent.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Cheers Jakey!
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Not worth a new thread but:

Another chance to test your C4 3d specs.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# *Ka-Blam!*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh noes!
Poor wobot. Poor, poor wobot.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# nice artwork
certainly wiot:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# bwaaahhaaaaa
he's a card alright:)))
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Awwwww
His missus lent him her hat and stick to poke up people's noses :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# He looks content and defensive at the same time.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Silly Jesus


Previously, three years ago...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# haha !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ahahhaaa
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
full of win!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# haha this needs to go viral :D
*click*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I like this very much

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(clicks)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Excellent!!!!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is ace!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# heheheh...
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hehehe
I like this, but...
Why does James Brown get a halo and Edward Woodward doesn't?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Uh... Edward... urm...
*tap dances for distracting purposes*
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Fucking hell, James Brown died *three* years ago?
Where on earth is my time going?

Oh... on this board... right...


P.S. Woo!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Is that Germaine Greer?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# aww I wanted another edit ;)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# mum?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Is this
an incredibly obscure Germain Greer joke? Because if it is, I got it, give yourself a pat on the back.

If not, never mind.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Y'all gonna probably kill me for this
But I can't upload this picture and have it preview etc. cos its too big and I can't shrink the filesize without removing the quality of it (from bad to worse). But I really want to put this on the message board to see what you lot think.

aliasaria.webs.com/photos/Concept-Artwork/Aliasaria2.jpg

Moan about me putting a link or whatever. But its here now, this took me a few hours to do and I'm proud of it.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Very nice! Hope you don't mind me plonking this here.....

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It was placed there by the Exhortist
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# sure thing
Just be sure to make more
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# That is rather nice
A man petting a zebra's head as it rests on his lap. Very cute.

But why does the zebra have a switch on its neck?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It ran into a guitar and turned into a musical zebra
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Is it in the White Stripes?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# nope
its not that lame...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# How else are you supposed to turn a zebra off?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Show it pics of Katie Price?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Errk!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I thought you pulled their tails. Like cats.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Only an arsehole would tell you to go to links
so... links is thatta way

;) looks good to me -- i've never been able to do these so i always like seeing them done well.

what you could do is make a much smaller (say 200 width) version to put on the board to preempt those whose lives are empty enough to try and whinge at you...



edit; fuck it, it's only 111k. you'd get away with it.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ah yes thankyou
I was sent a link myself, on how to darw little things like this. I can always send you the link if you like? have a gander and all that :)


edit: it said i couldnt upload it cos its over 500kb (twas 616)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I'd be interested :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# here's the link I was sent (I forgot who sent it to me though) :D
www.layersmagazine.com/imitating-a-scanner-darkly.html

Its actually quite handy. and simple :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ta!
i shall give it a look when i actually get some time to myself in the evenings, and then post the horrific results onto b3ta
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Let me know when you do, and I'll be sure to take a gander and stare at its marvellous structure :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Looks quite good actually
I'll try and remember to gaz you with my results. They may well be laughable.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Good stuff
Save it as a gif for maximum efficiency.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I did but that pushed the filesize to huge proportions :(
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# bindun?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# An observation
Woodrow Wilson is dead.
Ed Wood is dead.
Now Edward Woodward is dead.

Woody Allen and James Woods should start getting nervous.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# OOOoooh spooky.
{:-o
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# What about Woody Harrelson?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Death is scared of Woody Harrelson
It's seen Zombieland.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Death's a scaredy-cat
Woody Harrelson also played Woody in Cheers. Who could be afraid of that?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# and Woody from Toy Story?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Yeah baby!
Have something that's not worth its own thread for the bandwagon.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaah - they're getting better
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Let me redress the balance for you...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Whoohoo
A girl after my own heart
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!


(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Oh my
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# He rolls his play so well !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Equalised!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# that's really well done
Fantastic work Q's brother
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# woo! great work!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Thanks Doc.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh you clever sausage you!
*Click* and WOO :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Thanks Ninj.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Too graphic, man :(
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# droid spunk cannons

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# that's one big crusty looking mimsy behind them
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] He should've listened to his mother....

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# YES :D
that little shit
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Omnomnomnom
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# \o/ "...a triumph!"
I'll be laughing at this for weeks.
(In my head).
(Until my workmates start to shake their heads, point, and shun me).
Arf!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...send in the 'Special' Forces
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
:P
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# A lifelong dream realised:
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# There's no stopping him now
Whoosh!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# oh Hai mr pineapple this penguin is in a boxplane
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I recently suffered through madagascar 2, and the only worthwhile thing about it were the penguins and their plane-fixing skills.
Also, this is great.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# to the skies!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ha ha, fantastic :D
And woo for carboard box aircraft!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Aw.... this is wonderful.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# :D !!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Kids, don't forget.

(dunno why, I'm just bored)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I hope I die relaxing
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Can I join in?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# pfft

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Little Joe is great!
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# fried rice, you plick!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

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