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the new Doctor is a little bit nervous of the Tardis controls...
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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*holy wow*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:13,
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Haha!
Oh nice! :D
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..wil ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:13,
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Meeeeep!
Great stuff.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:15,
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Meep!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:16,
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Hahahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:17,
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fuck yes!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:19,
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:DDD
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herman:D ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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hahaha!
wonderful...
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enceladus ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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No doubt !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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hahahah
oh yes
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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Best. Doctor. Ever
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:29,
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haha:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:38,
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Only shopped images please
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:03,
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Frankie Susan Boyle
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magnum ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45,
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Shopped pics only please
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:47,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:54,
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murraymuuarary
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00,
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Will Will
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:05,
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aahahahaha
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:07,
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NOT SHOPPED!!!!
:D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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That one took weeks.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:09,
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ZOMG so did this one
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:23,
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*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhah*
the first one almost looks like a mask
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:27,
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I like how Merryl Streep
ended up looking like Kathleen Turner with Bells Palsy...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:30,
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HAHAHA
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:10,
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aahahah
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:12,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:19,
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STARGATE!!!
:D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:06,
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i've never made anything with him :/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:10,
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PFFFFFFFFFFFT
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:20,
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ARF!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:09,
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Don't worry, Bill Murray!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:23,
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i can dig it
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:57,
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You move me . . . to no end !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00,
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It's ok, they're on instruments.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:02,
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How can I meet this sexay person?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:04,
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TAKE A TANZ01D
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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Stumble on subtle stubble . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:59,
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Weegie-mash!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00,
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hahahahah
superb
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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would
possibly have
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:02,
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Cor
*would*
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses... ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:08,
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Beastie Boyles
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dunk3d ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:15,
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heheheh...
nice one!
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enceladus ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24,
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sad little robot
Robot built by my friend, photo/shop by me
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:26,
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To me . . . it looks like a right fancy chess piece . . .
nice move !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:34,
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sssh!
you'll hurt his feelings - he's quite tall you know. Here he is being built... and thanks!
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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Well then . . . that certainly changes my perspective !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:48,
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i love robots, me
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Shada ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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Awwww :(
Cheer up little bot!
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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It reminds me of 9
that particular movie had so much promise... then nothing
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:37,
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So . . . you gave 9 a 0 ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:40,
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*makes wah wah sound*
More like a 3.. it had potential.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:44,
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haven't seen it....
i daren't
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:48,
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Awesome :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:53,
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Awww.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:01,
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EWCOMIC88 - Confrontation
Click for bigger (218 kb) Also my BBC North interview about my Climate change animation went on today Click 'BBC Look North (Hull)' on this page to see;news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/default.stm
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12,
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HAHAHAHAHA
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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17 minute mark
Your 2 mins of fame! Gratz!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:28,
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You have really out done yourself with this educational material !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:29,
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SHARK MODE ACTIVATE
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Shada ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36,
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Fer gawds sake!
I didn't know that! I admit that I try not to watch Look North as I simply can't stand Peter Leavey. But damn.. good work fella.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:43,
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swifteh You want cheese on that? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:11,
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More...more...when's the next one?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:31,
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Next week at some point.
Depending on how lazy/unlazy i am.
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swifteh You want cheese on that? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:39,
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Next week?!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:51,
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alas
i have too much other things to do, most of it not quite as fun.
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swifteh You want cheese on that? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:19,
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hee hoo hee hoo
hee hoo hee hoo
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:44,
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This smells of big trouble yet to come . . . I'm on the seat of my edge !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:31,
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use the rocket propelled grenades
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Shada ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:37,
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Not entirely sure I will be here tomorrow
therefore I thought I'd give myself a candle today The SHU (sack hairs upgrade) not yet available due to lack of government support
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LS18 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:11,
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In case you are not here later . . . enjoy your b5taday . . . what ever you do !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:15,
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Gracias!
my mother would be proud
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LS18 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:17,
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Your candle will no doubt burn a long time . . . for who in the world would ever blow it out . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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Yay for tomorrow then
And that's lovely :D
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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Thx to you!
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LS18 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45,
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I for one hope you are somewhere tomorrow
it would be sad if you were no longer with us, And on your b3taday as well. have a good one!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:46,
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thank you
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LS18 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:45,
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Then you shall have this now:
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:20,
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and thank you--much!
:D
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LS18 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:46,
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This has been swimming around in my head for a week now.
Worse than anything, it came to me in a dream :( Inflicting it on others may free my head of it.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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That's it . . . flush it out of your system !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:16,
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I've now got various variations of
"pop a cap in his ass" floating around my head. I hate the internets.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:35,
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Pop a cap on his head . . . you're right . . . it's like wiping with a hoop . . . there's no end to it . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:42,
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I had to get this out of my mind
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:50,
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hahaha
haha CLICK
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FIEND ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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Hahahaha
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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arf
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DogHorse plop ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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why can I see comic sans?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:58,
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The choice of professionals
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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Feed it some troofs !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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They misjudged their target audience with the new release
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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haha
hahahah :D
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FIEND ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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I would play this
100% of FACT! Also, I won't every play Modern Warfare 2 again. Gratuitous for the sake of being so...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:49,
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super
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:50,
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Much better . . . it might even have some drive by blessings !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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I remain incredibly jealous of your job
In fact, this just pushes my jealousy that one step closer towards "very jealous". But why did you have to shoot the zoologists? Were they causing trouble?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:54,
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Does have it's moments, my job
Somehow being covered with mud and meerkat shit didn't seem to matter on the tube home earlier :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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Oh come off it Jah...
you know you love it. Being covered in Meerkat shit, that is...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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People were leaving the carriage I was on at an alarming pace
the more my journey wore on, the more I think about it
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10,
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had you smelled of your own feces
this would be understandably upsetting. But as it is, you do have an amazing job. THere's no denying it.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:15,
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they think your camera is food!
SHINY food!
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55,
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Amazazing
as per usual.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55,
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Do they purr ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:04,
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High pitched and 'urgent' chirping
it's always apparently urgent, whatever they are on about
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12,
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They are Pakis
trying to sell you electronics.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:23,
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i used to like you
now i want to kill you, curse you and your access all areas. jammy bugger.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10,
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as Tribs said
you have one of the toppest jobs in the country
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:17,
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It can be rewarding
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:29,
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Ahh the slender tailed meerkat. member of the mongoose family
they eat jaffa cakes and read chomsky in their natural habitat of the groucho club.
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boff FL OZ ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25,
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please tell me you've met Terry Nutkins
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:26,
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Hahaha, they're very cute
And they seem to use just about anything as a vantage point. I see some sexy possibilities here.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:07,
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....
....Did you compare them?ffs, no-one else asked it. I feel it is my duty....stop looking at me like that.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:47,
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WANT
then want a mini suit and jacuzzi. simples.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since ,
Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:01,
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this is brilliant
meerkats FTW
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:25,
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Never played GTA
But I would play this. If only for the Kittin missions.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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At the end of the game you are put in a room with 7 kittens
you have to round them up and put them in a basket Its apeshit hard
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:19,
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If you go round to the old folks home and tell stories
then they reward you with a fluff lined basket. Makes the last level a lil easier ;)
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:31,
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Hahha
yes
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DogHorse plop ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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aw that's nice
for added nice (not worth a thread of course) I made one of the cut-out battenburgs from The Magic of Chutney. It was fun to do in a coffee break and made me want to go out and buy a real battenburg :) ad execs take note....
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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Caaaake!
Someone should make a press-out-and-make book of b3ta 3D crafty things like this.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59,
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That wizard employs the Battenburg Invocation!
He must be stopped lest the Bakers Of Yore descend to this plane to take matters into their own hands etc..EDIT: clicks btw :)
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:03,
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His attempt at summoning the Swiss Roll of Doom wasn't so successful
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:09,
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Oh no!
Poor wizard!
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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THe Fifth element
on a budget?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:07,
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ha ha my work here is done :D
top work that man!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49,
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HaHa
How lovely.
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swifteh You want cheese on that? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12,
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*wants*
*orders* *waits for delivery*
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:22,
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hahaha!
flufftastic!
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enceladus ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:26,
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Nice!
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:39,
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Best of The Week, sir.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:21,
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Hahahahaha.
that's fucking great.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa! ,
Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:51,
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server mice are drunk again !!!
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FIEND ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:32,
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In case of glass . . . break out the cheese !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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aw squeak
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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You can just visualise it head butting a lamp post imminently can't you?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:02,
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The Sun: Exclusive: Peter Andre "I'm marrying my sister."
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iamgoingtohell ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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You may now kiss your sister !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:29,
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WE'LL BE THERE!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:31,
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Well for goodness sake . . . who in they're right mind would give that bride away . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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well i certainly wouldn't keep her
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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That begs the question . . . where ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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in the basement
with six kids
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:42,
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Just think of all the little tutu's . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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wearing tutus
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:54,
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HAHA
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:45,
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It happens a lot in the nobility
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:34,
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Make box springs out of their offsprings !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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Shopped pictures only....
;)
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..wil ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52,
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ha ha! Brilliant!
Seen it before but it's comedy
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:47,
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Thanks! you've made me do a sick in my mouth...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:36,
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Heat Treatment
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:38,
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YES!
He is loving that.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43,
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Even jalapenos like to keep cool !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:46,
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That's hot!
Tho I thought green ones were hotter?
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:54,
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The green ones are younger . . . so the conclusion drawn . . . might just be !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:57,
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yay...this pepper knows how to live the life
"chopping board?what's one o' those?":D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:04,
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Bring on the guacamole !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:08,
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LOL
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:04,
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When your hot . . . your hot !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:09,
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hahaha
VALIN FTW :D
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FIEND ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:09,
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Cool is the rule . . . but sometimes . . . hot is best !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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The filthy tart
completely shameless
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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Enjoying it till the last drop falls . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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HE GOTS DA DEBBLE IN 'IM!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:31,
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Done been there and done that . . . peace a cake !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:38,
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SPICEY!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:35,
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Some leak it hot !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:57,
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Kind of an experiment
which I didn't think went too badly. It does tell me two things though. Firstly, Katie Melua doesn't half look like Zooey Deschanel. Secondly, I need a graphics tablet. Click the picture for stupidly large 650k goodness. Fuck me, that actually is stupidly large, it's something like 2500 pixels across.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:22,
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That is stupidly good, go away.
*jealous of your mouse skills*
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:23,
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ta!
edit: though it is just tracing. www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/wellthisdidntworksmall.jpg was my attempt a year or two back to draw the same picture properly by hand and it was... unsuccessful.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:27,
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Ah I see.
Then you can stay. This is my mouse-drawing attempt, but it's of Pokémon not real people:fc00.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/176/4/3/Absol_and_Rattata_by_ClanSoul.jpg
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31,
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I'm impressed
This is my other best mouse-drawing attempt
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:33,
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This is my other best ;D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:37,
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what the sweet christ?
this confuses me and arouses me in equal measure. i did draw this last week or the week before, and i'm very proud of it
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43,
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PHWOAR.
I'M TOUCHING MYSELF.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:45,
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I already have
One look at that and I spaff in no time. Now I must go shopping because I'm starving having eaten almost nothing in two days because of a nasty cold. Laters all.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:46,
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This pretty much describes my efforts
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:51,
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Hahaha oh dear.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:54,
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hahaha
this is a common feeling i suspect if i got a graphics tablet i'd feel exactly the same for a few weeks *random line* *random line going five times too far* *random line bearing no resemblance to what's in my head* *GRAAAARGH* *broken tablet*
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:28,
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I can't focus.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25,
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Me neither
I suspect the swine flus
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:27,
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Her eyes are giving me away . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:29,
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Who to?
They're rather hypnotic, aren't they? As I was drawing it they were telling me to take my trousers off. And run around on the street. And roll in the rain shouting "I LOVE THE BEACH!" Excuse me, I need to go out for a while. I may catch pneumonia.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:30,
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I think it is fair to say
the experiment was successful. I only draw with a mouse, so sympathise how frustrating it can be.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:35,
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hair is a nightmare
i love drawing hair with a pencil but with a mouse you just end up with horrible straight lines everywhere and bits jumping around. most irritating.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:37,
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I refer you to my profile
to add weight to this comment. Hair is a nightmare.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:42,
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Oooh, some really nice stuff in there
Me, I've decided that I'll only draw pictures of Al Murray and Sinead o'Connor in the future. Much easier.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:45,
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Thanks
they aren't all scratch drawn, of course!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:47,
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well, neither is this
i've long taken the view that i don't care how something was done if it looks good :)
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:27,
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!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:42,
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hahahahaha!
that works so well.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43,
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*Falls off chair at its big-itude*
thats humungous. Also when i can draw like that i think i might actually die of happiness.
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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me too
this is tracing. i'm so rubbish at drawing i've decided to learn how again by tracing...
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:27,
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haha
I can do stick men, and sponges, and.... well thats about it. Its nice to photoshop pictures, dont have to fart about with drawing 'n' shit :D
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:30,
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"I can do stick men"
You should set up a popular, nerdy, computer-science oriented webcomic and make a living from it. You could call it, hmmm, let's see... xkcd! You'd make a fortune. Photoshopping pictures is easier, but tracing them isn't too hard either...
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:35,
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haha, i love xkcd.
I think someone beat me to it though. That and I cant get the faceless emotions right :/ I'm quite proud of my MS paint, mouse drawn toff though: www.b3tards.com/u/21a2cb50467017ac3eb1/goodday.jpg (i'll not clog the board with pictars). I'm also going to get cracking on a wee animation idea that popped into my mind after an astro lecture today :)
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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aww i like him
he looks like a posh, shy nerd astro lecture? hmm. there's no money in astronomy, you know. take it from me...
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:42,
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tehehe. tah
yeah, it wasnt the proper astrophysics lecture, but a talk by one of the awesomest lecturers in the department about extra terrestrial life. He basically said that its possible that in the very distant future the Matrix could exist. Which sounds awesome. Well it would be cool to work for NASA or some shit like that, but a physics degree can get you places. Are you head of the European Space Program or something? :P
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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Alas, no
I quit astronomy after two years because I got sick of error bars about twice the size of the graph itself, and then ended up in... cosmology, where we have error bars about four times the size of the graph itself. And statistical proof that it'll NEVER GET BETTER. I want to retrain as an explosives modeller and do simulations of what happens when you fill a fridge with semtex. Now *that* would be fun.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52,
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Ugh
I want to think that if you just ignore error bars they go away. Errors and such are definitely the work of the devil. That WOULD be fun. You could even go "Brb, just checking that my simulation is accurate. If we have any fridge related terrorist attacks, we'll know who to look for.
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55,
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I'm purely theory
yes *shifty eyes* also, theory means that i ignore error bars with impunity. error bars are for observers. THE FOOLS.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:57,
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Of course....
(your secret is safe with me). haha. Error bars just suck. "well it looks okay to me, its about the right value, and thats good enough for me".
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:00,
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stick with theory
become a relativist. we need more relativists. or do mhd. or, even better, relativistic mhd. that's a remarkably incomplete theory. fuck the errors.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:04,
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doggy hat
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:20,
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I dare you to go outside with that on.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:24,
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I'll add a tenner
if you take photos and videos and post them here.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25,
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DONE!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31,
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They have to be photos of you greeting strangers in the street, mind
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:34,
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i'll even get my magenta out
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:35,
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I'm rather looking forward to this
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:36,
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this is what my mother, her mother, and her mother before practiced every Wednesday afternoon before Tiffin
My sisters maintain the practice as something of a family tradition.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25,
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Hat's off to your doggy hat !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25,
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the art of hattiquette
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:30,
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what a lovley couple
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:32,
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lol doggyhatstand
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:28,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:50,
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Woo!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:03,
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Old Tyme Pics
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:13,
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*glees*
Good news. I'm now allowed back in Boots:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15,
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Good work . . . it would be bad to get the Boots from Boots . . .
unless you went there to get Boots . . . Boots . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:18,
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..if I just twiddle the knob a bit.....
...she's thinking:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:16,
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It's some sort of broadcast from a long long time ago.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:20,
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FM . . . no static at all !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:17,
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:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:21,
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Reception connection !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:27,
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TECHNOLOGY! HA! HA!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31,
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You got that right !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43,
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way ahead of their time
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:20,
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These old pics are amazing.............you never know what you'll find...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:24,
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I will tell ye this Cameron!
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JakeyD ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:07,
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aaargghhh
Brainwrong! *head asplodes*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:08,
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nightmares don't get freakier than this...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:14,
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Mesh shirts are just wrong.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15,
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Tempted to pull it's finger . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:30,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31,
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I did this in Visual Studies today :)
Click for bigger The model posed for us two weeks in a row; the first week I did the pencil sketch and today I painted onto it in Photoshop. I borrowed my sister's laptop for the day so I could work digitally.Of course, I photoshopped and replaced her desktop background too.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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Quite Statuesque.
Very nice.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:56,
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:)
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:57,
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nice one!
:)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:57,
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Top background!
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Grampa ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:59,
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I can see
a Thomas Tank charcter in the torso.
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Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:06,
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HAHAHA
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:07,
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Move to the head of the class . . .
if you are already there . . . stay there ! I see an eye at her naval base . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:16,
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Haha there are plenty better than me at drawing.
I just happen to be the best digital artist in my class :)
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:18,
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naked girl...
...YES!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:16,
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Haha
deforming people's desktop backgrounds wins so does serious art, nicely done
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boris the spider ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:26,
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your nork to nipple ratio is slightly off :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:35,
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I DRAWS WHAT I SEES
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:39,
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So you got to see some IRL ladybits?
What are they like?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:06,
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Hahaha I did indeed.
They are MYSTICAL.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:13,
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Sausage Dog
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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funny :D
:DDDDDDDDD
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herman:D ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:50,
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hahaha
"These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!"
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Grampa ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:51,
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But...
Their tempting meatiness is also encouraging the hound to chase me! What can I do???!!?!
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:52,
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hehe
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Grampa ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:57,
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Hahaha
Sausages WALLS
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Cloudane ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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:)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:55,
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Impressive.
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Grampa ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:59,
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Haha
Nicely
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:03,
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Hahahaha!
This is awesome :D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:55,
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hahahaha!
Ruuuuuuuuuuun!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:02,
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oh yesss
I do love you, you know that!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:07,
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Are you sure?
I suspect you just love me for my tasty sausage arms
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:09,
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*thinks*
...Yep, I guess you're right...chomps
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:11,
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Aaaiieeeee!
My tasty, tasty arms!
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15,
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hahahaha...this is magic
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:12,
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:)
Thanks
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15,
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Snausages !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:13,
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Aren't you tired of the Front Page by now?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:14,
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:)
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Sheep! ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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Hahahaha
this is amazing!
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:39,
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hahaha!
silly dog - arms are not sausages. oh, hang on...
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enceladus ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:28,
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Can't remember his name but his face rings a bell...
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Ninj ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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Quasigordo!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:20,
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The bills! The bills!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:46,
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Haha
Universal truth #1: If it's funny, prodigy69 has already thought of it.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:00,
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*groan*
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:02,
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and now I'm reminded of the evil game "Hunchback"
it was evil! EVIL!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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strangely familiar
nicely done :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:02,
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Errrrrr, just one more basket Yogi!
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JakeyD ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:43,
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columbooboo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:46,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:48,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:47,
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Perfect!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:48,
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hehehe
Dance Yogi, Dance!
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JakeyD ,
Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:55,
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