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# the new Doctor is a little bit nervous of the Tardis controls...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *holy wow*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Haha!
Oh nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Meeeeep!
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# fuck yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# No doubt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahahah
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Best. Doctor. Ever
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# haha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Only shopped images please
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Frankie Susan Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# murraymuuarary

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Will Will

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# aahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# NOT SHOPPED!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# That one took weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ZOMG so did this one
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhah*
the first one almost looks like a mask
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I like how Merryl Streep
ended up looking like Kathleen Turner with Bells Palsy...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# aahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# STARGATE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# i've never made anything with him :/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ARF!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Don't worry, Bill Murray!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i can dig it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# You move me . . . to no end !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# It's ok, they're on instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# How can I meet this sexay person?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# TAKE A TANZ01D


www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3tn3n6sql4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Stumble on subtle stubble . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Weegie-mash!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahahahah
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# would
possibly have
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Cor
*would*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Beastie Boyles
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# heheheh...
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# sad little robot

Robot built by my friend, photo/shop by me
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# To me . . . it looks like a right fancy chess piece . . .
nice move !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# sssh!
you'll hurt his feelings - he's quite tall you know. Here he is being built...

and thanks!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Well then . . . that certainly changes my perspective !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# i love robots, me
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Awwww :(
Cheer up little bot!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# It reminds me of 9
that particular movie had so much promise... then nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# So . . . you gave 9 a 0 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# *makes wah wah sound*
More like a 3.. it had potential.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# haven't seen it....
i daren't
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# EWCOMIC88 - Confrontation


Click for bigger (218 kb)

Also my BBC North interview about my Climate change animation went on today
Click 'BBC Look North (Hull)' on this page to see;
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# 17 minute mark
Your 2 mins of fame! Gratz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# You have really out done yourself with this educational material !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# SHARK MODE ACTIVATE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Fer gawds sake!
I didn't know that! I admit that I try not to watch Look North as I simply can't stand Peter Leavey. But damn.. good work fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
#


Click for bigger (140 kb)
Read all four installments here.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# More...more...when's the next one?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Next week at some point.
Depending on how lazy/unlazy i am.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Next week?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# alas
i have too much other things to do, most of it not quite as fun.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# hee hoo hee hoo
hee hoo hee hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# This smells of big trouble yet to come . . . I'm on the seat of my edge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# use the rocket propelled grenades
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Not entirely sure I will be here tomorrow
therefore I thought I'd give myself a candle today


The SHU (sack hairs upgrade) not yet available due to lack of government support
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# In case you are not here later . . . enjoy your b5taday . . . what ever you do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Gracias!
my mother would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Your candle will no doubt burn a long time . . . for who in the world would ever blow it out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Yay for tomorrow then
And that's lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Thx to you!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I for one hope you are somewhere tomorrow
it would be sad if you were no longer with us, And on your b3taday as well. have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Then you shall have this now:


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# and thank you--much!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This has been swimming around in my head for a week now.


Worse than anything, it came to me in a dream :( Inflicting it on others may free my head of it.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# That's it . . . flush it out of your system !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I've now got various variations of
"pop a cap in his ass" floating around my head. I hate the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Pop a cap on his head . . . you're right . . . it's like wiping with a hoop . . . there's no end to it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I had to get this out of my mind
Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
haha CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# why can I see comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# The choice of professionals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Feed it some troofs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# They misjudged their target audience with the new release

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# haha
hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I would play this
100% of FACT! Also, I won't every play Modern Warfare 2 again. Gratuitous for the sake of being so...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Much better . . . it might even have some drive by blessings !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Haha! Yes quite :)
Have a *click* Chris, and speaking of fluffiness

I had to shoot some zoologists this afternoon inside the Meerkat enclosure. It was hard work. They don't stay still stay for a moment, so you have to compose your shot on your feet as they are scurrying around you, and then have to deal with them in person! Click for big







(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I remain incredibly jealous of your job
In fact, this just pushes my jealousy that one step closer towards "very jealous".

But why did you have to shoot the zoologists? Were they causing trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Does have it's moments, my job
Somehow being covered with mud and meerkat shit didn't seem to matter on the tube home earlier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh come off it Jah...
you know you love it. Being covered in Meerkat shit, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# People were leaving the carriage I was on at an alarming pace
the more my journey wore on, the more I think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# had you smelled of your own feces
this would be understandably upsetting. But as it is, you do have an amazing job. THere's no denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# they think your camera is food!
SHINY food!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Amazazing
as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Do they purr ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# High pitched and 'urgent' chirping
it's always apparently urgent, whatever they are on about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# They are Pakis
trying to sell you electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i used to like you
now i want to kill you, curse you and your access all areas.

jammy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# as Tribs said
you have one of the toppest jobs in the country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It can be rewarding
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ahh the slender tailed meerkat. member of the mongoose family
they eat jaffa cakes and read chomsky in their natural habitat of the groucho club.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# please tell me you've met Terry Nutkins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha, they're very cute

And they seem to use just about anything as a vantage point. I see some sexy possibilities here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ....
....Did you compare them?
ffs, no-one else asked it. I feel it is my duty....stop looking at me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# WANT
then want a mini suit and jacuzzi.

simples.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# this is brilliant
meerkats FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Never played GTA
But I would play this. If only for the Kittin missions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# At the end of the game you are put in a room with 7 kittens
you have to round them up and put them in a basket

Its apeshit hard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# If you go round to the old folks home and tell stories
then they reward you with a fluff lined basket.

Makes the last level a lil easier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Hahha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# aw that's nice
for added nice (not worth a thread of course) I made one of the cut-out battenburgs from The Magic of Chutney. It was fun to do in a coffee break and made me want to go out and buy a real battenburg :)



ad execs take note....
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Caaaake!


Someone should make a press-out-and-make book of b3ta 3D crafty things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# That wizard employs the Battenburg Invocation!
He must be stopped lest the Bakers Of Yore descend to this plane to take matters into their own hands etc..

EDIT: clicks btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# His attempt at summoning the Swiss Roll of Doom wasn't so successful
www.b3ta.com/board/9453788
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# THe Fifth element
on a budget?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ha ha my work here is done :D
top work that man!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# HaHa
How lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *wants*
*orders*
*waits for delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha!
flufftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Best of The Week, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
that's fucking great.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# server mice are drunk again !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)
# In case of glass . . . break out the cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# aw squeak
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# You can just visualise it head butting a lamp post imminently can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# The Sun: Exclusive: Peter Andre "I'm marrying my sister."
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You may now kiss your sister !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# WE'LL BE THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Well for goodness sake . . . who in they're right mind would give that bride away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:39, archived)
# well i certainly wouldn't keep her
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# That begs the question . . . where ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# in the basement
with six kids
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Just think of all the little tutu's . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# wearing tutus
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# It happens a lot in the nobility
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Make box springs out of their offsprings !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Shopped pictures only....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ha ha! Brilliant!
Seen it before but it's comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Thanks! you've made me do a sick in my mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Heat Treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# YES!
He is loving that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Even jalapenos like to keep cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# That's hot!

Tho I thought green ones were hotter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# The green ones are younger . . . so the conclusion drawn . . . might just be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yay...this pepper knows how to live the life
"chopping board?what's one o' those?":D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Bring on the guacamole !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# When your hot . . . your hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
VALIN FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Cool is the rule . . . but sometimes . . . hot is best !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# The filthy tart
completely shameless
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Enjoying it till the last drop falls . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# HE GOTS DA DEBBLE IN 'IM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Done been there and done that . . . peace a cake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# SPICEY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Some leak it hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Kind of an experiment
which I didn't think went too badly.



It does tell me two things though. Firstly, Katie Melua doesn't half look like Zooey Deschanel. Secondly, I need a graphics tablet. Click the picture for stupidly large 650k goodness. Fuck me, that actually is stupidly large, it's something like 2500 pixels across.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# That is stupidly good, go away.
*jealous of your mouse skills*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ta!
edit: though it is just tracing. www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/wellthisdidntworksmall.jpg was my attempt a year or two back to draw the same picture properly by hand and it was... unsuccessful.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Ah I see.
Then you can stay.
This is my mouse-drawing attempt, but it's of Pokémon not real people:
fc00.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/176/4/3/Absol_and_Rattata_by_ClanSoul.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I'm impressed
This is my other best mouse-drawing attempt

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:33, archived)
# This is my other best ;D

Click for uncensored
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# what the sweet christ?
this confuses me and arouses me in equal measure.

i did draw this last week or the week before, and i'm very proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# PHWOAR.
I'M TOUCHING MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I already have
One look at that and I spaff in no time.

Now I must go shopping because I'm starving having eaten almost nothing in two days because of a nasty cold. Laters all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# This pretty much describes my efforts
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
this is a common feeling

i suspect if i got a graphics tablet i'd feel exactly the same for a few weeks

*random line*
*random line going five times too far*
*random line bearing no resemblance to what's in my head*
*GRAAAARGH*
*broken tablet*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I can't focus.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Me neither
I suspect the swine flus
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Her eyes are giving me away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Who to?
They're rather hypnotic, aren't they? As I was drawing it they were telling me to take my trousers off. And run around on the street. And roll in the rain shouting "I LOVE THE BEACH!"

Excuse me, I need to go out for a while. I may catch pneumonia.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I think it is fair to say
the experiment was successful. I only draw with a mouse, so sympathise how frustrating it can be.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hair is a nightmare
i love drawing hair with a pencil but with a mouse you just end up with horrible straight lines everywhere and bits jumping around. most irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I refer you to my profile
to add weight to this comment. Hair is a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Oooh, some really nice stuff in there
Me, I've decided that I'll only draw pictures of Al Murray and Sinead o'Connor in the future. Much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Thanks
they aren't all scratch drawn, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
# well, neither is this
i've long taken the view that i don't care how something was done if it looks good :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that works so well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# *Falls off chair at its big-itude*
thats humungous.

Also when i can draw like that i think i might actually die of happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# me too
this is tracing. i'm so rubbish at drawing i've decided to learn how again by tracing...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# haha
I can do stick men, and sponges, and.... well thats about it. Its nice to photoshop pictures, dont have to fart about with drawing 'n' shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)
# "I can do stick men"
You should set up a popular, nerdy, computer-science oriented webcomic and make a living from it. You could call it, hmmm, let's see... xkcd! You'd make a fortune.

Photoshopping pictures is easier, but tracing them isn't too hard either...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# haha, i love xkcd.
I think someone beat me to it though. That and I cant get the faceless emotions right :/

I'm quite proud of my MS paint, mouse drawn toff though: www.b3tards.com/u/21a2cb50467017ac3eb1/goodday.jpg (i'll not clog the board with pictars).

I'm also going to get cracking on a wee animation idea that popped into my mind after an astro lecture today :)
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# aww i like him
he looks like a posh, shy nerd

astro lecture? hmm. there's no money in astronomy, you know. take it from me...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# tehehe. tah
yeah, it wasnt the proper astrophysics lecture, but a talk by one of the awesomest lecturers in the department about extra terrestrial life.

He basically said that its possible that in the very distant future the Matrix could exist. Which sounds awesome.

Well it would be cool to work for NASA or some shit like that, but a physics degree can get you places. Are you head of the European Space Program or something? :P
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Alas, no
I quit astronomy after two years because I got sick of error bars about twice the size of the graph itself, and then ended up in... cosmology, where we have error bars about four times the size of the graph itself. And statistical proof that it'll NEVER GET BETTER.

I want to retrain as an explosives modeller and do simulations of what happens when you fill a fridge with semtex. Now *that* would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Ugh
I want to think that if you just ignore error bars they go away. Errors and such are definitely the work of the devil.

That WOULD be fun. You could even go "Brb, just checking that my simulation is accurate. If we have any fridge related terrorist attacks, we'll know who to look for.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I'm purely theory
yes

*shifty eyes*

also, theory means that i ignore error bars with impunity. error bars are for observers. THE FOOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Of course....
(your secret is safe with me).

haha. Error bars just suck. "well it looks okay to me, its about the right value, and thats good enough for me".
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# stick with theory
become a relativist. we need more relativists. or do mhd. or, even better, relativistic mhd. that's a remarkably incomplete theory.

fuck the errors.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# doggy hat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I dare you to go outside with that on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I'll add a tenner
if you take photos and videos and post them here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# DONE!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# They have to be photos of you greeting strangers in the street, mind
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i'll even get my magenta out
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I'm rather looking forward to this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# this is what my mother, her mother, and her mother before practiced every Wednesday afternoon before Tiffin
My sisters maintain the practice as something of a family tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Hat's off to your doggy hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# the art of hattiquette
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# what a lovley couple
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# lol doggyhatstand
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Woo!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Old Tyme Pics
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *glees*
Good news. I'm now allowed back in Boots:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Good work . . . it would be bad to get the Boots from Boots . . .
unless you went there to get Boots . . . Boots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# ..if I just twiddle the knob a bit.....
...she's thinking:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# It's some sort of broadcast from a long long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# FM . . . no static at all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Reception connection !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# TECHNOLOGY! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# You got that right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# way ahead of their time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# These old pics are amazing.............you never know what you'll find...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I will tell ye this Cameron!
(JakeyD, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# aaargghhh
Brainwrong! *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
# nightmares don't get freakier than this...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Mesh shirts are just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Tempted to pull it's finger . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I did this in Visual Studies today :)

Click for bigger
The model posed for us two weeks in a row; the first week I did the pencil sketch and today I painted onto it in Photoshop.
I borrowed my sister's laptop for the day so I could work digitally.
Of course, I photoshopped and replaced her desktop background too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Quite Statuesque.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# nice one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Top background!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I can see
a Thomas Tank charcter in the torso.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Move to the head of the class . . .
if you are already there . . . stay there ! I see an eye at her naval base . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Haha there are plenty better than me at drawing.
I just happen to be the best digital artist in my class :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# naked girl...
...YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Haha
deforming people's desktop backgrounds wins

so does serious art, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# your nork to nipple ratio is slightly off :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I DRAWS WHAT I SEES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# So you got to see some IRL ladybits?
What are they like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha I did indeed.
They are MYSTICAL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Sausage Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# funny :D
:DDDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
"These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
# But...
Their tempting meatiness is also encouraging the hound to chase me! What can I do???!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hehe
(:
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Sausages
WALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
Ruuuuuuuuuuun!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# oh yesss
I do love you, you know that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Are you sure?
I suspect you just love me for my tasty sausage arms
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *thinks*
...Yep, I guess you're right...chomps
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Aaaiieeeee!
My tasty, tasty arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# hahahaha...this is magic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# :)
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Snausages !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Aren't you tired of the Front Page by now?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha!
silly dog - arms are not sausages.
oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Can't remember his name but his face rings a bell...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Quasigordo!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The bills! The bills!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Haha
Universal truth #1: If it's funny, prodigy69 has already thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# and now I'm reminded of the evil game "Hunchback"
it was evil! EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# strangely familiar
nicely done :)

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Errrrrr, just one more basket Yogi!
(JakeyD, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# columbooboo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hehehe
Dance Yogi, Dance!
(JakeyD, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

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