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# Fuck I nearly missed my Birthday again
oooops
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# you forgot the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck you missed
the talk board link
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# oh ffs
what is this, retard night? i'm off until this fuckwittery ceases.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Here, have a foot massage
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# *Spits tea all over keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# But can they handle a cock?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# No. Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Cunting hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# \o/
One of my favourite ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# It gans in one end, and comes out t'other

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# WUT?!?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# That's right, my gran, she used to say to me
"Mrmrmb.b. blblb.. BASTAAAAARDS!! BASTARDS"

you know why?

because she was MENTAL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Donate you tight fisted so and so
then your day here will have some relevance

Have some Oxford Street strangeness from this afternoon:


^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ah, gan drive o'er them, the shites
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Looks like a case of Peyronies' disease.
(For fucks sake don't google image that word)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# that is like telling me not to press the red button
However I shall resist as I want to eat in a bit
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I wiki'd it.
How odd.

What would the lady equivalent be? Diagonal fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ahahaha diagonal.
A sort of u-bend vag?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# that'd certainly make it more complicated to look up a friend
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# And you can fuck off even more, you're already getting more fucking replies than me.
Granted, none of them are good, BUT I WANT ATTENTION YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE.
I spent hours working on both of those vectors I just posted, fuck you and your fucking shitty magnet post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# try to think of boats
isn't that soothing

ahhh, boats.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# GIVE ME ATTENTION, ITNERETN.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You hum it and I'll play it {;->
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Tune your Hurdy Gurdy to N.
NNNNNNNNNNn nn nnnnNNNNNNNn NNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN nnnnnnnn NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# What a strange instrument it is.
I want one with Invader humbucker pickups and a Floyd Rose trem arm.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Steel strings call for a solid body design.
Not sure if anyone has tried it. Mic'ed hollowbodies seems to be it.
Did a search and didn't find an example. Interesting idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Steel strings are fitted to suitable acoustic guitars.
It might need a redesign to strengthen it, possibly using struts. I've no idea what is inside it though.
Bet it would feedback easily as an electric.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Yeah, struts might be all that is needed. Or a steel top on a wood body.
Either way it would keep the hollowbody to make the feedback dead simple to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Christmas song
The band Pandora's Box have released a Christmas single called 'The Calendar'. The song, written by Chloe Tingey (17), is about an advent calendar which has special significance for a girl and a boy. The song is a duet and is sung by Tabitha Tingey (15) and Ben Cork (16).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig7d0j6k0Y
(thewaystudio, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# /links is over that way
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# look up^
click links

post there

see if they give a shit.

oh and welcome to b3ta!

edit: oh hang on you already posted it there. in that case, learn this: crossposting links is a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Oh, yeah a Xmas record
A woman at work bored us to tears trying to get us to buy her husband's Xmas single. He sold 12 copies. And it was for charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# was it the
"i really wish i was good enough to be on the x factor" charity?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# It was for a hospice
He was featured on Look North and everything. It was just... shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# they always are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ignoring the fact it's a link on the board...
Decently performed. Lady has nice voice, reminds me of Kate Bush. Video is far too twee and cosy for my liking though...
And I wouldn't want their laundry bills after that ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# gay christmas jumper
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ok, fuck off.
You're pushing down my hard work, get out.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hi fella, this really belongs on the /links board
It's a little rude to drop it onto /board, where people word very hard to display their own achievements.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I'm sure it's great
I just couldn't give a fuck

you know why?

because I'm full of gin and hatred, and I'm all outa gin.

so instead, I sit here, staring at the passers by angrilly and with disdain AS THOUGH I WAS FRENCH and laugh mockingly at each one.

then I go back to reading the newspaper, it has stories to tell.

I like concrete, but as much as I try and tell myself, it's no basalt.

DAMN YOU BASALT! WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME!?

basalt, so much better than concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Jonson Ankles

Click for bigger
I did a vector of Jensen Ackles, who plays Dean Winchester in Supernatural.
My first vector in Illustrator, so excuse the lack of detail - I'm still getting the hang of it :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I also did a vector, last night, of the lovable Edarem:

Click for bigger
De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That's rather woo dude
exceedingly strange gif to boot...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# this is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Good go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# No idea who this is but I like the arts involved
Have some boobies as a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# oh yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Cor!
Sexy and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] we all know he was a nutty boy
quick and extremely shit, based purely on the fact that i'm currently listening to the album of the same name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# lead singer is mo-suggs
edit : of madness this is !
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# you were going to say morrissey, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# no, I saw madness in the filename and then thought it may not be a madness album
now I realise it is anyway!
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ok, i'll believe you
besides, i'm listening to queen now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# You just made Jesus 10 times cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP but worth it
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# oof!
i'm an atheist, but even i think this is blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# He is an Irish Saint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Oh.
Football.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I can feel the enthusiam bouncing off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# that's not enthusiasm, that's spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Should I delete?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# NEVAR
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I better lube for the gang bum-rape then
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Lube?
Oh no no no.
Lube's for GOOD boys.
We're goin' in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# If I wear panties,
am I a good boy then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# not to me, matey boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# he plays for man city, not newcastle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Bends over
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# more like Judas
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# You mean Tevez?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# no
Shay Given, if he stayed at the toon we would not have gone down. However, I forgive him as it's nice to be winning for once!
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# is it cricketball
and he is tiger woods?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I find your lack of motivation disturbing ...
(Dances With Stoves, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Race Hazard, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# wooo!
best one of these i've seen in a while :D
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Ewok Teamwork
Thank you all for the nice comments!
(Dances With Stoves, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 4:55, archived)
# was somebody watching return of the jedi before?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hooray for wet weekend telly :)
(Dances With Stoves, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# tremors is on later, too
and deathwatch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Aces!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Haha :)
There's no 'F' in 'Way.'
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
#

previously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# truly, the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# is he poking himself
in the eye with his shitty finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
That's the christmas list sorted, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# YOUR FUCKING SALES WOULD FUCKING SOAR WITH A FUCKING CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT FOR THAT FUCKING PRODUCT
May I suggest...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# sport and poo?
might i suggest paula radcliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# As requested by Duncoffin: stoat in a coat
Photobucket

I would like someone to get me this coat for christmas, please. Stoat optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
:DD
(herman:D, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Aw shucks, it's not that good.
Worth one D at most.

Thanks, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You would
Never get a DD into that tailoring!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# On a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# in a moat?
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# With a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Poseidon, look at me nowwwwwwww...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# with a sore throat?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# What a smart Stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :) I want his coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# yay!
have your second click for the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I'm liking Mr Stoat
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# THIS IS NOT OWL
also, he's stolen captain jack's coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Actually
Captain Jack's coat is an RAF Group Captain's greatcoat. The one above is Army.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# i don't care
i prefer to see him out of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# PHWOAR!
fuck, i even know that this was where the trinny and susannah robots made him strip off! how sad is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It's a memorable moment
Even for us heteros.

I've met John Barrowman. Briefly. Very friendly chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Owls will come later.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# yay!
*continues listening to divine madness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# i raise you a stoat in a coat on a boat in a moat

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Fold.
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hrose is alien
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# HROSE!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] handcart please...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently his dad did a bit of DJing too...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Why thank you.
I might animate it if I can be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# That's quite ace
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] As suggested below a bit ( by The Twisted Omentum )


(also the call letters of a very good radio station, BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# finger-lickin' good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Kill Fat Jew Chefs?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Life is a sinister conspiracy
I spotted some nutter on the corner of Oxford Street and Tottenham Court Road this afternoon:



Apparently with issues regarding Freemasonry. I have never heard such inane gibberish in all my life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Usually
Kill For Jesus Christ - that seems to work in noisy nightclubs when somebody asks for the station call letters...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# CRYSTAL METH PRESENTS: Owls in bobble hats #1
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I like 'Cats in Bomber Jackets' better
But owls are okay I guess. I mean, they have their place in society, they're just not by bag. That's just my personal opinion.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# *awaits cats in bomber jackets*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I DEMAND MORE BEHATTED BIRDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# You shall have them.
But you'll have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# but i want them NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# *wears hole in touchpad*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I like owls in hats
now give me stoats in coats
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Say "please."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# now give me stoats in coats
pretty please with sugar on top with extra raisins with optional lowfat or highfat icing that when eaten gives off a faint smell of chanell 5
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Ok then!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# *glee*
I was running out of things to put on the please. I didn't want to resort to using certain mind altering drugs. Again.

*awaits stoaty goodness*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah. I'm a bit stoat crazy at the moment actually.
Stoats are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Tooth!
Tongue! Wee mad eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I approve of owls in bobblehats
I approve of lots of things, but this more than most.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Yay for Owls in bobble hats
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
#
:DD
(herman:D, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# The
bestest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# sweetness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Well, hell-o, Darling!


The brows are just irresistable, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# He has a tarantula attached to his chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# It's a chintula.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# EAR PARASITES TICKLES EYEBROW
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Hahah fuck I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Skipped the queue, the cheeky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Cheeky bastard indeed.
Glad that donkey's getting soem chips though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
Ah well, it's not his fault he's out of his time. He at least deserves sustenance :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] what would jesus do? ....get in the swing of it...


(cheap day return to hull please)
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Lens flare frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hides the unsightly stains...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] No question!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Have you bought me anything nice for Christmas yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
what would you like?
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# No it's gotta be a surprise else it's no fun to open.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Barnacle hat is is then.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I totally dreamt about a limpet being cut into pieces last night.
I wish I was making that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Was it you doing the cutting
or did you just watch?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I was holding it quite happily. Then someone snatched my hand, held it down and cut the poor thing to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# That's so sad!
*sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# :( bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I WANT A BARNACLE HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT YOU FOR IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# RARR
*STAMP STAMP STAMP*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I already told my limpet story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# LAMBDA SHOULDER LIMPET
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Found this too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# HUGTOPUS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
i'll take two!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I totally just purchased this beast:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Big furry hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# You bought a kitten!
Oh dude you got a doggy too! I can see both! Oh dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# It eats the hearts of Business men.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I heard Slade's christmas song for the first time this year yesterday
I am impressed I lasted so long
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I tend to instinctively vomit for the duration of awful Christmas music.
I think it's a talent, but apparently I'm dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# That's a shame because I bought you five different classic christmas song compilation CDs and will be awful upset if you don't listen to them back to back.
They only differ in track order
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I consider myself quite the japesmonger! ^_^ ~*~
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Japeologist
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# *Life of Birds*....showed a bird in New Guinea that actually builds an "art gallery" to attract a mate
....awesome....you couldn't make it up:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus on tour .. wheres Jesus ??
(thumper131, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# you might want to re do this as a smaller file
before the raping starts

100K for stills :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Also I count the following crimes:
1. Man on stilts stealing cotton candy
2. Dangerous driving of a dodgem
3. Indecent exposure by a clown on a pogo stick
4. Some kids have got a fucking cannon
5. Dogs wearing clothes

I'm just saying you're not setting a good example.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# And just below Jesus a man with a stick is about to club some old lady over the head and nick her bag.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It.. IT'S WALLY!
(__, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Lion on the loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# There's only one black guy in the whole scene
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Black woman on the "shoot this thing" booth
Typical racism. Teaming blacks with guns
(__, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# And he has massive lips and is getting shot at
Wally's a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Guy with the blue hoop at the ring toss is black.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# And just right of Jesus near the purple balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Are we actually playing spot the black
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# One just infront of evil yellow wally too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# But in between Wally and the children with the cannon
is what appears to be a Pakistani/Indian gentleman with a lady of apparently hispanic/mixed hispanic and native American descent.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Also, just next to the shooting stand
a paedophile is literally kidnapping a child before our very eyes.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Kids attacking the guy running the ring toss game
(__, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# We need martial law
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# It's very good though
a lot of them are moving in mysterious ways - could be him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# He's in the Portaloo
turning water into wine (well hock)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ..the woman behind the portaloos ..
...is giving (good) head to Jesus behind the curtain
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The coming of the Lord
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# his cup overfloweth....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# "We shall overcome.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# bukake for the lord...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# VI: Witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I suppose monkeys on motorbikes is acceptable?!?
feh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Well I can't check his license and registration from here
Rest assured everyone is going to be detained and questioned, especially the kangaroo clown. We need to find out what the fuck happened here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# The possible answers are :
a) Nude clown on pogo stick,
b) Manning a stall,
c) The cat,
d) Everywhere and in our hearts,
e) This image is too big, learn to optimise etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I thought that it might have been a joke.
Can you imagine Jesus as a carnie - "Roll up! Roll up!"
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I can see Tom Waits in that roll
he is usually thought of as sort of evil, but he could go both ways...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] this must be giving shirley a bad name....


living up to my sig as ever!
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# V clever - like this
Was trying to JFC but can't visualise :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You could give him an Uzi
An S.M.Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hehe
opens photoshop....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Javelin Club UK?
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hello.
My girlfriend has encouraged me to start pencil drawing
again. So I did the back of the house and her sewing.
Sorry. No jokes, just thought I'd share.

Oh, and it's a bit of a shit scanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# very nice
you talented bastard. *gets gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Who'll be the better draw? ! ?
I know - spang!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I like the house one.
It's all atmospheric n shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Why thanks.
I use very soft pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# kinell captain, those are great.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Oh hello Moooooo and how are yooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I can barely draw dicks on £5 notes, let alone that!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# very good drawings :)
scanner seems up to the job as well...mine hates pencils for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# nice
i thought they were b/w photographs at first - well done. clicky for you.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)

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