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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] pretty self explanitory....
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Good effort!
*click*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Doh!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *clicks*
this is clearly the best entry :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# truestory.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# "wanksponge" is my new favourite word.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXPLAINING STUFF WITH MATHS


As we don't like the idea of anyone taking it easy over Christmas, this week's challenge is to explain things using maths, or to submit other mathematics-inspired imagery.

This challenge was inspired by zeltergiset's original image, also shown above.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# crap it
where's my impossible weapons suggestion?
or my origins one?

I feel as unloved as Archie

humbug
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Shoegun.

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Footishment.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# fucking A!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# *click*
:D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# and trust me, I feel unloved :(
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I hope that feeling disappears over the festivities
and you get all the architectural books and devices you asked Santa for ;)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I shall be working Christmas Day
/The present Mrs. Architect is doing a 10 hour shift at work, and the only way I'll get to see her is going along to lend a helping hand during the main busy period.
I do know that santa is bringing me a little bit of Lego, so I am all of the glee :)
/33 yrs old and still more impressed with Lego than any computerised device or gadget going.
//and fear not on the image challenge, I shall still be putting in effort for a James Bond Christmas, the only difference being it'll be only me doing it ;)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I saw the old Tommy Cooper narrated Lego advert on tv the other night
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I saw that too, was great to see again!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# You seem to refer to your 'present Mrs. Architect' with alarming frequency!
Do you have a collection of former Mrs. Architects buried under your garden patio?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# it's a term I picked up from Wogan in the mornings :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# How intriguing.
What does Mrs Architect do for a living?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I have it on good authority that she makes the bricks
that make the houses that Archie has architected.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Cooooooool.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# She's an Assistant Manager at a local hotel/restaurant
and it's all hands to the deck Xmas day with a full house to deal with. :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Oh, blimey. Good luck with that one!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# cheers :)
/I shall be waiting and dealing with the Wine
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# alternative compo?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Zeltergiset smells of bread and sandpaper.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I suggest you stop sniffing him, then.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Christmas is ruined.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Sowwy.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
#
Hmm, I like.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I like this challenge.
Should be a good'en.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] My kind of compo

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I imagine I shall ris until the new year
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Filename :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I assumed it would be that from the parrot and big number 8
but I have no idea why it is that
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It only works for values of x greater than 1
But if x is 2 then 8/2 = 4 = four pieces of 8.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Heh heh woo :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# way to fill zeltergiset's head with illusions of glory!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Well...
there's me fucked. I cannot do Maths...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Here let me explain
1+1=2
The rest is just maths.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I'm just stuck
soon enough I'll join :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# prove it.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
fuck offยฒ‎
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS
nearly
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# HA HA HA!
*Three wise men to Spooooock...."

Come... in.. SPOOOOCK...*

Capt. Kirk, no?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Self-defence..


Merry Christmas, b3ta!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Did the scamp empty his sack too?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Judging by where the knife is I'd say yes, yes he did.*
*maybe not low enough ;)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend rummaging around in the bottom of your stocking, this year.


(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Cherry Mristmas :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Thank you, Ma'am.
Seasons Greetings to you & yours..
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha its a glimpse of the future
with conservatives in power and the right to kill anyone that enters your house!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Anyone that isn't Santa coming in to my house at 2am is going to get the sharp end of a katana in their ribcage.
My first priority will always be my comics & no fucker touches them, but me.

Wank mags I can live without..
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ..and he was helping himself to my mince pies..
mitigating circumstances.....let off with a caution :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAAHHHH.......the HORROR of it!!!!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
#

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# As a celibacy practitioner, I find this image offensive.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Genetic engineering FTW!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Very nicely done, I have asked Papa Noel for talent like yours for Christmas.
*Hopes*

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# fucking excellent
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# That is simply stunning
wow *click*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Oo
THat's an endorsement!

Wotcha fella. HOw's you this Michaelemas?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ello ello ello
just spazzing back and so your reply :D
am good !!! enjoying a xmas eve eve drinky .... mmmm
.
You ?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# *glees*
*waits patiently for butterhorses*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# *less patiently*
BUTTERHORSES!!!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# BUUTTERHORSEEEEZ!!!!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# NOW NOW NOW!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# MARJFILLIES!!!!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# drinking tonight? :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# O hai HumanDes...
Oops. Woo to you, Mr Wil.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# cor :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# MS paint Nativitah FTW! no srsly
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# lolz!1
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# this needs to be much bigger :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i love you
xx
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Jesus was a fat baby.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# You mean a fat turd.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# VERY UPSETTING.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# He does have a certain scatty quality
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I didn't know one of the 3 kings was a dwarf?
nothing wrong with that of course, but news to me all the same :D Great pic it cheered me right up!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# last.fm best of 2009...pfft
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# if you like it then you should have wiped your ring with it.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# yelp
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Yes :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Useful advice.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ahahh
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# truly a classic
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
is that Josef Fritzl?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# everytime
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# nah....
it looks like a citroen
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Looks like a sheep to me.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# arf! :)
/evening all. Image challenge idea anyone? www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post579270
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Ahh go on then :)
*Clicked*
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# you're a gentleman and a scholar, squire :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Oh I suppose so then.
Whether I will be able to shop anything though remains to be seen!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# yet another wise and wonderful scholar :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# As wonderful as it is silly :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Then I give you my heart
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I wouldn't bother.
He'll only give it away tomorrow. Ungrateful rat-bastard.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Well this year, to stop me from tears
I'll give it to some mouse special!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Cheer up . . . at least somebody won't go hungry !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ...for about five minutes.
Awww poor little furry though :( I hope he can't read.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# rodents
don't live long enough

but that little fellow looks happy right now :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# pat butchers party trick
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
She must have made a fortune as Gary Bussell!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Perfect in every possible way.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's Richard O'Brien.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Those convertible tops are going to be like so in vogue !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# pat butcher

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# haha
I love this.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hah
consider me royally disturbed.
Woo und click
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# every snowball you throw is the head of a snowman's baby
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahahaha
merry christmas and a happytoast to you too
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# haha I'd pay real money (as opposed to the fake stuff I've been printing) to buy cards like that for Christmas.
:D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# say that louder
I could do with the work
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I'D BUY A HAPPYTOAST CHRISTMAS CARD!
:D LOUD ENOUGH?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# louder, and in to the letter boxes of publishing companies please
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I'll print one character on each A4 sheet of paper and send the whole sentence to them
one at a time over a 1 year period.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I like this plan
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# This Loud?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# too far!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# You have to go and spoil things don't you.
You just can't let people have their fun without ruining it.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# personally I'd load up the printer with card stock and printout and score along the..
oh... erm.. yes! I'd pay money for these as cards*1




*1 if I had money.*2
*2 I don't have money *3
*3 If I had money I'd buy card stock and print on those*4
*4 Happytoast should ignore note 3 :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Headball Fight !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ahh, i can just picture bowies intro...
"I remember that winter because it had brought the heaviest snows I had ever seen. Snow had fallen steadily all night long and in the morning I woke in a room filled with light and silence, the world seemed to be held in a dream-like stillness. It was a magical day, and it was on that day I made the snowman...

...little was i to know the horror i had unleashed."
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# we're walking in the air.....
we're dropping human flesh below......
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# The corpses everywhere....
they're making crimson snow....
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# quite a few of the lyrics still work
"Children gaze open mouthed
Taken by surprise
Nobody down below believes their eyes"
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# that just unleashed this into my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0&feature=fvw

although you need to replace richard burtons monologue with yours like.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# WOOO
Right in the kisser!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That's ace
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# ...ew
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ...thats one way of looking at it \o/
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# top draws :)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# ha ha! gorey goremas
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *glees*
frosty-kiddy neck fucking!!!

woo and have a great day mate. Hopefully catch you here on da day.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I might be on first thing, then its off out to friends/family until Boxing day
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'll be on first thing
As I'm working again:P
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Well, you just stomped all over my drawing, dincha?
I like the head's expressions.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# impecible logic
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Utterly superb
that is all!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
That is fantastic! Why do I not see your designs out there in Real World Land? There should be interwebs mystery graphic artist talent spotters out there haunting forums like this.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Aren't Christmas Carols sweet :D
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Some people* pay good money to have that done!
*High Court Judges,
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# AND FLAMES NIPPING AT YOUR BALLS!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha................*checks number of pubes*
definitely a b3tan....:D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Cracking and Crackling !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Eskimos??!! You racist!
They prefer Inuit. Now change that song and every other reference to that despicable term ever made. Chop Chop.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Apocalypse Soon
Do you smell that? It's roast scrote, son. Nothing else on the world smells like that. I love the smell of singed pubes in the morning.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Merry Christmas


Peace and goodwill to all!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Merry Beardmess !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# WELL I LIKE IT!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I'm having some trouble wrapping vodkafiend's pressie...
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The biggest problem is going to be
making him keep still once he's all wrapped up.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Is it a bicycle?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Get more glue too !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# It'll help to keep him still.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# gotta get high somehow
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# This is just a whole barrel of YAY!
Don't forget the industrial selotape.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# i love you mu
xxx
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I don't know how much I am going to be around in the next few days so have this now :)


(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Christmassyest thing
yet
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# You sleigh me . . . merry wuffles too . . . you !
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# And to you too!
:D
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Very Nice
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Yay this is Christmas personified as a lop-eared wabbit!
:D Merry Christmas wuffle
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# yay for downtrodden bunnies forced to fish to survive
merry whatsit:)
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh....
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ONOES! Damn Indie and his nut allergy!
Woo.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That's the way the m rolls . . .
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Riffin!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog + Butchers
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Poor Lassie :(
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Poor London!!!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Poor Bromley-by-Bow :(
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Poor riverghost :(
Why are you an unhappy bunny? Will this bunny cheer you up?


(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# You don't get to know. Have my internet alterego that the lully HT did for me
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Now THAT'S what I call a bunny.
Nobody will mess with THAT bunny.
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Awesome!
Reminds me of Luke Chueh's stuff.
www.lukechueh.com/
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!


No, really: Arf!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Have another. But sadly
There ain't no snow in Africa this Christmastime

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# OH NOES!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# OH AYE-AYES
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Fuck Aye-Ayes,
it's all about Bush babys!

(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# parkour bushbaby ftw!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I have no intention
of allowing an aye aye to derive any pleasure whatsoever from my christmas baubles
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# And a hippo new year
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# what's with the ultra optimisation?
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# *glees*
Chunkies!
(, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)

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