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[challenge entry] Rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# My Dad's an architect
He's a right cunt
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:30, archived)
# My old man RIP
www.b3ta.com/questions/helicopterparents/post520793
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Yeah I hate your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
# And under my expert instruction
the cunts getting bigger all the time
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] WINNER
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# indeed!
now can we have a new compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
LET THEM KNOW THAT WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
# behold!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# nicely, but is this REALLY the compo for this week?
nings everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
# yes it is...but thank god the alt comp's buildings with faces......

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# well that's something... Still, this iPad nonsense - it's not so much a compo as a hideous mutant bandwagon that's going to consume us all...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# no it's an exercise on getting web traffic to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Yes it is.
The Alt is quite fun though - surprised buildings/buildings with faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# So instead of one compo where everyone takes a photo of a ipad and sticks some stuff on it
we have a compo where everyone takes a photo of a house and sticks a face on it.

Really the ipad challenge allows for greater creativity.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# there's some very creative pics on the buildings challenge
i just don't want b3ta to turn into a massive advert for apple for a whole fucking week
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)
# No one's forcing you to enter
And there's a whole, beautiful world out there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# but why make anything when it's going to get flushed down the board by ishit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:39, archived)
# This is very, very true.
There's no real reason to do anything at all - we all die in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
# the sooner the better for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:44, archived)
# someone needs to make a flowchart
which outlines the compo cycle - anticipation, excitement (very short), massive threadrush, slight but nagging feeling of anti-climax, disillusionment, anger, this compo really is fucking shit, Tuesday, anticipation, excitement...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:30, archived)
# and the cunt to Fraser ratio
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)
# That sounds like my love life
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# haha, sounds about right :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Yeah, sadly
and all the best gags have bindun in under 10 hours...
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)
# that never stops me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello there! Welcome to my Aye Aye Pad!


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Yey to hanging animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I'm sorry that I pushed this down.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
# No worries
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfect use....
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# bindun 85 times already?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# YES
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# yup
on the front page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Ah!
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Indeed....

In other news Which b3tain did this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Blast from the past!
Not anyone I know.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# awesome viral vid :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# good vid
but i think people were drawing cocks on walls before 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
# yea on the front page you tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay for alt compos!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# WHERE IS MICROWAVE
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)
# i don't even know what;s going on any more
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)
# who cares :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# That man is so happy
But deep in his eyes it becomes clear that he's been indoctrinated.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:15, archived)
# BEHOLD
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] what's this week's alt compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)
# houses with faces...or something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I got it! It's just a ad-on for all games.....
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Yellows has won.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:08, archived)
# It's red's turn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'd kick your ass at Connect-4, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I got banned from an online chess tournament for trash talking
Those fuckers are missing out on half the game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# red will still lose
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# When quite stoned and playing Connect Four one night, it took a friend and I about 10 minutes of staring and working out our next moves to realise
that he'd already won.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] iMeKangarooDownSport
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Ha ha
go for it Rolf

ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] and now I'm late for work

byee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)
# must. generate. traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)
# I might punch the first person I see with one
perhaps it doubles up as a stab-vest?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)
# *cancels advance order for 3G version*
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)
# It's OK Freebs
as long as you buy one 'ironically'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)
# But you'll also need an ironic white belt to match it. Apples aren't just gadgets, they're accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# i'm fucking sick of iphones
ipads, ipods and all that fucking shit.

i wish people will stop falling for all the shitty hype
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)
# iApple eArings.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# That's ok
The local Apple Hospital has a range of iV drips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# have a belated pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I love his stripey jumper, but he really ought to put his trousers on...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# especially with sore testes such as those
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# maybe he fell asleep on a George Foreman grill
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)
# that's one idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:02, archived)
# what's the other one then?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
# the one involving a can of spray paint and a bottle of masking fluid...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)
# aah that old classic long forgotten about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
# ...doubles up as a dribble soaker-upper
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)
# These types do tend to drool a bit
when a new piece of 'must-have' plastic tat comes out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Holy Shit!
(Testicles just for you, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)
# hahaha!
edit: laugh retracted
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Office Lol
Suprised building is very...
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Did you make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:52, archived)
#
There was really no need was there...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] woah
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] WOAH!!!!!


edit* woo to yours btw
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# that's awesome :)
ps why are these being compo'ed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# because someone noble suggested it as an alternate compo to the ipad one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I take it the alt compo's "scared buildings"?
Cos I like the sound of that one more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha
building faces ftw
www.flickr.com/photos/rhodrim/4269604954/
(horrid, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:27, archived)
# woo
if they actually designed it like this I'm sure it would be more popular
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:30, archived)
# you'll never look at it the same way again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:31, archived)
# is that in bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Burmingum
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] iAminpain


Thanks for supporting the alternative challenge everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)
# Commuting is such a pain in the ass.
Woo & clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:53, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:54, archived)
# what's the alt compo then?
since another Apple bashing one made me *meh*

I don't even know what the fucking thing is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:10, archived)
# it's a big iPhone
it does something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:15, archived)
# well it's like an ipod touch, only bigger
so it's less portable than an ipod and less useful than a laptop as you can only install apps from the itunes store on it

nice interface though, i think it's a sort of netbook replacement
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:17, archived)
# netbooks are crap
this is crap


either get a laptop or use a touchscreen phone. Anyone who buys this is a complete retard and will look even worse than an iphone user when they wave it about in pubic.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)
# I got a netbook a year or so ago and it's great as a second computer
I can take it overseas and not stress out about it getting stolen, I can watch tv and surf the net in bed and it doesn't take up much room in my backpack.

This thing looks like a crippled version at twice the price.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:25, archived)
# ^ this
I use a Samsung NC20 (sort of a netbook) - it's lightweight and very portable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:27, archived)
# indeed
at least on a laptop you can type, close it so the screen doesnt get scratched and stand it up properly so you can watch stuff on it.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:28, archived)
# One that you can't skype people on or use flash
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)
# So it's a bit like these
www.archos.com/products/imt/index.html?country=gb&lang=en

which Archos have been making for two years, but with a phone in it?

Excuse me while my head explodes with excitemnt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:43, archived)
# There isn't a phone in it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)
# ^ this
fuck fraser and his retarded challenges, and an alt compo about Buildings with faces sounds just as shit.

another gayshift classic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke isn't really a gayshifter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:37, archived)
# it was suggested on gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)
# you're shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# We should do one where people put pictures of a sock on everything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)
# or one about a whiney little bitch from gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:41, archived)
# or one about some guy who is somehow completely oblivious to the fact that he does everything he criticizes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:42, archived)
# that's nice dear troll on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:57, archived)
# that would be great
love those pictures. Nice and creative - always makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)
# don't start him....it really chews him up that people like a simple idea of a sock with stuff stuck onto it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Cheer up - it's nearly Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] zx81pad


Click for bigger (352 kb)
(flodge looking like a fool with his pants on the ground, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:43, archived)
# Playing stares with Medusa


And g'night/day
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# hahahahahha
that is awesome
(MrPlankton, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:42, archived)
# I don't get it but it's well done!
An example of Super Deformed anime style?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 6:07, archived)
# it's a staring contest where you're not allowed to blink or look away
and medusa's snakes are betraying her with their blinking / roving eye ways
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 6:33, archived)
# um, yeah...
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 6:39, archived)
# or have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Now I like it a lot. *click*
Thanks for the solid explanation. My logic center is rocky.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 6:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9891564
i, sir, am a fool!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:08, archived)
# Surely the joke is that Medusa always loses because her opponent is turned to stone and therefore never ever blinks again
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:28, archived)
# hahaha ohhhhhh!
yes that makes much more sense!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:07, archived)
# how did
people not get that? He's even drawn to look like stone.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 8:21, archived)
# / Resists the urge to get the Magenta crayon out...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:00, archived)
# Hello! BTW your idea had legs.
www.b3ta.com/board/9890724

edit: Mu started the funtime here
www.b3ta.com/board/9891071
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Woo...

Thanks for that everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:21, archived)
# People are thinking about this far too much
But very good

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:34, archived)
# my first hat :D *fixed*

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:19, archived)
# Needs to go a couple of pixels that way >
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:22, archived)
# Or a space in front?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:02, archived)
# awwwww
 
cute! but you may need a few more transparent pixels on the left
or just put a nbsp; before it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:22, archived)
# uh yeah that's the HTML code for one of these
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-breaking_space

although possibly a normal space would work?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# when i do a nbsp
it puts a space between the hat and the dux
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)
# alright the fiend
I used to jog about getting up
Photobucket
that's about all I've got left from that era.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:37, archived)
# I want to touch your winky
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:28, archived)
# So fancy!!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:22, archived)
[challenge entry] We used to dream of new technologies that would solve world problems. Now we just want the latest useless gadget.

I'll get off my soap box now.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:11, archived)
# FUCK 'EM ALL! I BURY THOSE COCKROACHES
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:22, archived)
# i actually think the ipad is quite funky...
but only because with a little tinkering it could be like a much cheaper version of this..
www.jazzmutant.com/lemur_overview.php
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Bridget Riley
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# oooops sorry
you just saved the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# I'd never heard of her before
synapticstimuli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/croatia-arts-330x220-bridget-riley.jpg
This is the pretty much the first thing I found when I looked her up. I like it. It's like ska toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# HAND ME MY TROMBONE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Op_art#Artists_known_for_their_op_art
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# If you will forgive me I wont look directly at this
It tempts me oh how i yearn to look deep into it and lose myself I will qwwxmmmmmxmmnggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# fuck yeah, its time for stuff and shit
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:11, archived)
# ^ Need more iPad frame - then compo ot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# ahha i found it in record time
nodoudbt
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Well, I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# arf
Top pun
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:04, archived)
# yeah that was my first thought too
www.b3ta.com/board/9891134

if you look very carefully you will notice Steve Jobs as Charlton Heston as Moses
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# IT DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# yeah well my colleague (who is an apple whore) is already planning to get a fucking mac tablet
 
fuck's sake sheeple! BUYORSELLORBUY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, those crafty Tanukis,


Pad-i.

(Edit: You'll like this you Tanuki fans pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/ I just found it.)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# Person on the right
lifting his huge ballsack
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Google Tanuki
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# I get the idea

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)
# If those are their nuts
they all sing very high while they dance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)
# phwoooah
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Phwoar?


Can never be unseen.

*Cringe*
(acedias wish you were here..(and i wasn't), Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# I'd have been worried that the NSFW Nazis would be after me for this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# I wasn't too worried
Aparently she looks like Robbie Coltrane in person.
(acedias wish you were here..(and i wasn't), Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
# Well, Fuck
Somebody should be after you for this.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# probably would
and i think i would be happy about it afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
# That's the shittest ping-pong table I've ever seen.
I mean, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:50, archived)
# what the hell is that
 
please take it away, I don't want one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# they are tanuki
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# at least he doesnt have to drag his world posessions on his nuts
or share his nuts with some other guy walking about with them in a sling.
could be allot worse. plus he has an ipad to take his mind of things .
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# and
the one carrying the meal on his nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# looks to me like he
has a big meal I just saw that book shaped thing and decided thats going to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:43, archived)
# now i have the ground as an ice rink made of gin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)
# thats the most fucked up siamese twins thing i have ever seen
it looks like they have a turkey for their conjoined nutsacks
or possibly Im at ginvanna. Yes this is awsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)
# You too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Tanuki are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# pre expressionism expressionism
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# you saw the link, right
Not making a point, just thought the ensemble was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
thats making me sit at an angle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:48, archived)
# :)
relax
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Pigsy & pals are lugging the gear.
Sandy is manning the clipboard with the checklist.

Where on earth is Monkey? Up to no good, no doubt. I suspect mischief is taking place outside this apparently benign picture.

As for Tripitaka, I dread to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Tripitaka, he was fit
would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# um...
He?

Oh, bloody hell. *throws wig into skip*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# wow that skip just turned into a woman
soo... who is your sexy friend, with the tiles in?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Mo, what a lovely
blouse your wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Short for Mohammed.
(Or Mosaic, I forget which)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# ty
*cuts to montage of skip and socialite bachelor living the high life at the trendy nightspots of south wales. followed by luxury cruise finally relaxing on tropical beach*

*turns spell checker back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# You are prolific.
In an unrelated note, balls.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)
# :)
That's a giant sack he's totin' his load in.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# For reals!
That baby badger or whatever is probably being carried because he can't walk because his massive testicles get in the way.

edit: what three words would you lot use to describe having balls? I've been curious.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)
# I would totally use these 3 words:
FUCKING AWESOME!

Oh hang on! Having balls I only needed 2 words!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Apparently my question was too demanding
not 100% helpful, but descriptive at least.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Ok then, I will use three words :(
Super Smashing Great :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I didn't mean two words wasn't ok
it was more a comment on your and Jamong's two word answers.

Also, nice juxtaposition of the super smashing great and the sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# You'd feel the same if you saw said balls ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
as long as they're super smashing great for you...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I dont need to be asked to join in on this
delicate
happy
drunk
couldnt really think of a thrid word
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# Hey Jamnoq!
Stop drinking! ;)

How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# verry well thanks
im working afternoons so i get to hang out with the gay shift and rink gin xD
edit : gin break + and how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Rink gin is the worst character Liam Neeson has ever played!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# I now have an image of an ice rink
made of gin I think this would be fun for the first few hours slowly turning into a dancing on ice specatcular im not using spell check anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# MAKE IT
MAKE IT RIGHT NOW MAKE IT WE CAN USE LIME ICE SKATES AND A TONIC ZAMBONIE!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:19, archived)
# Interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# the best thing since wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Ok
but only if ice cream is third.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# ok
no one else is doing it. Its some kind of profiler question about interaction like the water fall that was wet fast and noisy... i dont think they work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# ....huh?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)
# oh dear
I seem to have drawn a conclusion from a perfectly normal ambiguouse question. The conclusion ironicly that the question was deliberately ambigouose in order to get me to missunderstand the question and answer a different question. In doing so I have uhhmm confused myself
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# Haha no, no ulterior motives.
I was just thinking about balls.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)
# Baby badger?
It's their balls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# the papoose thing
on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# http://pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/
whatever it is it is probably seventeenth century tanuki balls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# It's on the back of the lady one!
Not balls.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# You're right
*gets the trophy for spotting the only non-balls in the picture.*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Proudest moment of my life!
All the avoiding looking at balls has finally paid off.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:43, archived)
# :D
and now to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# I have just seen the video from the conference.
It's like Alice in Wonderland but with an iphone. DRINK ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# I'm still animating that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# I'll be honest with you,
I really can not fucking wait for you to finish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Oh hang on, I can.
Isn't it funny how life turns out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# I'll be honest
I haven't started.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)
# OH MY GOD! Really?
I can't wait until you actually wait 5 minutes after thinking of something until you post it! Fuck yeah! That's my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# I'm not as fast as you
It usually takes me more than 5 minutes to make it.

Also ! and ! oh, and !
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)

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