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# woops
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# links thataway --->
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# wow this place really is full of trolls tonight
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Endowed: small
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# RUN!
PANIC!

*flys away and lands 3 feet away*

EDIT: Good god man put an image up there!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :) Pigeon twitter is excellent won't you agree?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# its beautiful.
It cheers my safari up no end!

bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# shifty look
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# bathe in fountain
.



splash splash
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# puff up and harass other pigeons
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# peck peck peck...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# FAKE
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# He's straight you know,
not gay...

I don't care WHAT people say
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhatever
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# an elongated 'h' sound
is hilarious when your cat is sat infront of you
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Apparently the noise of flicking a comb by running your fingers down it makes them puke...
:-)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# im sure some b3tans tested that a while back
and i dont think it works, also i have no cat :(
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# That might be where I got it from?
I remember it working though...

Try flicking your dogs balls with a teaspoon. They love it!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# *chokes*
Crapshit now theres gobfuls of coffee fucking everywhere
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Oh god I lol'd hard
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I have a cat but no comb
we should join forces
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Haha as cruel as that sounds, the thought of it made me laugh
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Worth a try,
all I need is a cat, and... a comb
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# and...fingers..
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Hmmm,
there may be a hole in my plan...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# It was actually a coin scraped along a comb.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Hmmm,
there may be a hole in my plan...


endowed
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Put a black sock over the head of a black cat and it looks like it's got no head.
Panicked and headless is a better description.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] iHungry
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
#
Endowed-small
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Ah,
them were the days...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight.
cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
Endowed: small
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I've noticed him posting some not very funny images over the last day or two
but thought he was relatively inoffensive. Has he done something controversial now?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# He was rude to happytoats
unnecessarily

and then was acting like a dick when we were teasing him about this profile thing Mu found the other day
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Not that I like to drag up the past or anything:
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# iTheopian
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# steve jobs is one ghandi-looking mother fucker since his liver trouble
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# hard to believe he's going to make
any prophet from them!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# or however it is spelled
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I want to hear that slowed down
more than anyone would ever know
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# what is prophet?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# These celebrities with their fad diets.
Whatever will they come up with next?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)
# ouch!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# O HAI!
i wented away a bit.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] If I had a house like that I would SOOOO do this!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Murder a prositute and nail her pelvis to your awning?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# if I have to
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Yes, exactly.
All the cool kids are doing it.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Pelvis of a gorrilla apparently...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# That house has
come-to-bed eyes
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# god damn, them's some child-bearin' hips!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I actually like most Apple stuff, but
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Aw man I so want a chocolate bourbon right now.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Looks more like a square oreo
Also, that is so true Ysol. They clearly didn't integrate a stand, because then they can sell an expensive dock which turns it into a laptop
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Yep :/
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:36, archived)
# a bourbon is good enough approximation to iPad at this late hour :)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Well
a laptop with the vast majority of the functionality and processing power taken out.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:34, archived)
# CJcypher
is he cuffed?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha post it o n his
forums!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
don't think he would understand pink weewees like we do
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# well done troll
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
Endowed: small.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# He does black and white photography.
that automatically makes him deep and brooding.

BLACK AND WHITE FILTERS DON'T MAKE YOU GOOD AT PHOTOGRAPHY

u filtad?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# A hat for you sir!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# TERRIBLE BULLYING
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# THOUGH FUN ALSO
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# alternately, QUALITY BULLYING
 

 
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# why have a youchoob channel
with no videos on it??
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# ULLY
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Colour me confused...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Heh!
The troll that just keeps on giving :-)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I don't care that it's 12:20, I'm staying up for this, its hilarious.
plus I don't really need to get up for anything tomorrow...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)
# sorry for TJ
hey guys, whos curis?
whos be this website
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# a very talented artist from b3ta

back when b3ta was good
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# haha
*scoffs*`
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# happy hat
looks like papa lazarou
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# i cant stop making haaaats
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# hats! I should try to make a hat for my icon sometime.


EDIT: eep! sorry for size
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Bees can't wear top hats.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# i mades it a ghosty now :D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Good choice.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# :((
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Only ... Trilbees.
Haha.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# OHGOSH
Har har har :D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Bees can do anything they want!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] its better than what I made
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha
I think i woke up the neighbours with my laughter
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] g g g g gates
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahah
AM

A

ZING
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# :[= o =]
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# NN....NNN....NNNG....NNN.....NNNGGGNNN.......NNNNNGGGGNNNNNN
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I didn't even know you COULD delete an account on here.
But I'm totally going to troll him on youtube and blogspot.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# mwahahaha!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
# posted in the wrong place?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# ahahahahah! he even thinks himself important enough to have a twitter.
I actually agree with Mr Cameron on this: 'too many twits make a twat'

I can kinda understand celebs or w/e having these, because people like to follow them, but HIM? Ahahahaha
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I cant fit everything into a tweet...dammit.
That would've been amazing.

Oh someones mentioned me!

GAH NO DAMN B3TANS AGAIN!!!!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# AHAHAHA
Wow quick work there! You should @CJcypher so he knows you're there :D

EDIT: Oh wait, you did :)
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Hehe i wouldnt want to be him
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# he
www.cjcypher.webs.com/ destroy all his work! mwahahaha!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# go and sign up for
his forum

it looks a bit lonely over there.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Oh...my...lord
he really is a class-A self-righteous berk!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# tbf, he's only 16 and at an age when you're allowed to make a tit of yourself.
or 27 possibly.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Haha yeah I guess
but even so... he really is going for it full pelt isn't he?!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Also: most of us on here make absolute tits of ourselves
but don't have being age 16 as an excuse
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# sign up
and start a new thread

cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
#
Endowed: small
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
# On a different note, I found this rather excellent
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# hehhehhhehehh cute
 
this is the only twitter feed I check on a regular basis
twitter.com/drewtoothpaste
 
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)
# ahhhahhhah!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# thats lully...
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# ha!
cyber stalking. he'd probably like that. he's into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# If deletion fails, you could sell your account on eBay
I'll start the bid with my stash of dwarf porn for your account sir.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# In other news... Man driven mad by sea kitten assault.

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Sea Kittens: The True Scourge of Our Time.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Haven't you heard?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Fucking Peta.
Bloody militant vegans.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Did you see that PETA are trying to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic replacement?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I now don't feel so bad
about eating the little fuckers
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# lolwut?
are they like sea monkeys?
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# It's more of an image change.
PETA are re-branding fish as sea kittens to make them more appealing. If you can believe that.

Personally, I wouldn't put it past them.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# The delicious scourege of our time.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# It's drawing Tiem with Lord Aerixis!
This Week it's...



Click for bigger (283 kb)



Boris Johnson!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# 'bout time
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# THis week's been hectic, it shouldn't
take me 3 days to do a goddamn portrait!

Hows you Prod?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# ...yea smashin'
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Whats all this with
CJcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex?

Hehehe,
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# why do you want to know?
are you aroused?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I heard something about him
being prickish to the 'toast, just wondered where it all started.

and yes. yes i am.

Thoroughly.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I found
this 2 days ago. I brought it back up when he had a pop at toasty. Someone made a connection to Jacob Dyer.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9893294

But apparently he has now deleted his account :-(
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)
# The fun insulty times must end :(
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Lest we forget :-(
cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# NEVAR FORGET
/4chan-isms
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# don't know
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# The line itself is perfect explanation.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# And then it started:
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Hehehe i love bitching on newbs.
I'd love to know who made the profile though, hahaha!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# blummee
that's pretty damned good
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# thas very good
I still want to stab him though
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# +12 for madskills, -5 for thread deleting.
Overall +7, B+
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Woo!
(Again cos you reposted as I was posting my initial Woo!)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# pearoasting cunt
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# cuntroasting pea
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# he has sadness in his eyes
I want to tousle his hair but it's already tousled 8(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Dirty filthy thread deleter
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# The link was borked
and I didn't want to post a borked theard.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Damn nice picture !
yah dirty thread deleter You have captured the startled kitten within Boris.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Good go.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Yay for Boris!
Oiks beware, he'll getcha...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# it's replying time with Overlord Shada!
hi boris
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Well that's just bloody ace, that is :D
*click*
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:42, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Taj Mahat?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
#
Mohammhat
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Mahatma Coat
Gandhi's cousin
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I've watched the keynote speech, I've read the reviews and I've checked the specs
and still I can't think of a decent idea for a shitting iPad post so there, I've just insulted the f**king thing, f*ck it.

*crying*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh

I think it was the Pfft that did it

*cleek*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Try the alt comp? Buildings with faces.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# emo cottage!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Thatchtler!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# you can swear on here
boobs
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# iMeh?
iFfffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk (seems popular with the yanks?)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I haven't even check it out yet
what does it do?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# according to the BBC 'tech reporter'
on the radio this morning, it;s killer app is the ability to read books on it AND you can change the font and the colour of the type.

I think Apple had got her hooked on heroin or something.

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# =]
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# CJcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
Endowed: small
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yeah, thanks alan... i understand you have no life. I mean really you enjoy making fake accounts with peoples username, even when theyre 16! you are disgusing!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# you're rubbish at erotic chat
you didn't say willy once.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Oh hell I am cracking up looking at all the replies this evening.
This is brilliant
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Does that make you horny, does it?
Say it again... AGAIN!!!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)
# any invitations?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# heh!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
Endowed: small
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaha
that should be compoed
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# done
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# clicked
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# You're all missing Endowed: Small.
/ac already.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:42, archived)
# And
Bait: Rising to
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Duly clicked good sir!
Endowed: small
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ha!
*click*

any invitations?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
#
Endowed: small
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Hes deleted his account...
Christmas is ruined!

My sig will serve as a tribute to his greatness!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# butbutbutbut!!
he was such fun!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# probably
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Evening Prod
Do you have the happies tonight? (Your sig suggests it).
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# the world can still fuck off and die (interviewers )...but yes I'm happy
as for my sig it's a line from Q.O.T.S.A

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1kMVbl8EUM&feature=related
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Oh hi smug bastard, nites all.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# n n
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# good night
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Test proof of a present I am painting for my Mario obsessed flatmate
Acrylic on sketchpad, will be acrylic on 10"x10" canvas evetually



Click for bigger (440 kb)


=]
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# is there mushroom for improvement?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

HAHAHAHAHAH

:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
be sad an hit yourself!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# I can't reach myself to hit
my arms are in the other room.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# allow me to assist
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Of course, he won't mind though, he's such a fungi
o.O
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Toadaly awesome dude
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# puns aren't exactly sporeadic here...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# we all have good morels about such things
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Well, there are some ex-ceps-tions
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# yeah, we've got some Giant Puffballs around here at times
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# up with this shiitake, I will not put!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# You'll nae get a reishi outta me!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# don't push my button.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Now, now you two must be chestnuts to start in here
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# So. Much action round your place?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Not from his end of the flat
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Maybe when you're doing it on canvas you might want to use masking tape
to help sharpen up your lines.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah I was thiking that
or I may just not bother, I quite like the roughness... I'd take more time obviously
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Actually, as this is sort of related to something I was wondering I'm gonna tj...

TJ: If I wanted to make pixel sprites that were, say, 4x pixel size... What would be my best way of doing that?

Making them at 1x pixel and the blowing them up and hoping the software doesn't anti-alias it, or is there some way of making a specific grid that would keep me lined up properly?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Well, if you do blow them up
Make sure you have interpolation turned off, that way you should juet get it enlarged exactly.

What are you using to design them in?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I'm not designing them at all yet.
I have things like CS2, paint.net, gimp and inkscape.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I use GIMP for that sort of thing
You can turn on a grid and snap to it, then just make yourself a custom square brush of the same size as your grid squares
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# well, on gimp
1) make a new picture, 4x4 large
2) draw what little you can draw with 16 pixels
3) go to image, enlarge image
4) make sure "interpolation" is set to "none"
5) put in the final size, say 250x250
6) look at the glorious big squares that come out
7) masturbate gently
8) masturbate ferociously
9) bleed
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I usually
skip steps 1-6
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:34, archived)
# i find they heighten the anticipation
but, ultimately, sometimes you just want to get down to it
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:40, archived)
# if I try to do steps 1-6
I find I've white weewee'd in my pants by step 4
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# ^^ Indeed this also
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# i remember once designing a sprite for snoopy's broken and bandaged paw on the speccie
took two 8x8 blocks to do it but it didn't half come out nicely.

this is little to do with what we're talking about here, but you could get nice results in 8x16 blocks.

4x4 is just a bit too small, except on the streets of london where it's a bloody menace.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Hahah, I meant draw it with pixels that were 4x size, not the entire image 4x4.
But that seems like it could work enlarging it from 1x size. I'll have a play later.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# i thought you were some kind of super-genius :(
*masturbates ferociously*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I ALREADY TOLD YOU, USE PAINT
KING AMONG GRAPHICS PACKAGES
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Let's Space Shit!


(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:44, archived)
# photoshop, turn on grid lines
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# well, you could view them at 400% and take a screen shot
that's the default "large size" in MSPAINT
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Game over man....Game over!!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Haha!
D:
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get you Bart, if its the last thing I ever do!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# too soon?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# yeah man, too soon.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# yeah too soon man
(new head honcho at the UN apparently)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# RACIST
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# ANTI HONCHOISM!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I fully support it!
BLoody Honcho's!

coming over here!

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# wearing our ponchos
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this. It should win the compo.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# everytime
*votes*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Too late, man!
*clicks*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# and BOOM goes the dynamite!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# FUCKYEA!

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# too soon, man
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# do we have a b3ta archive of september 11 2001?
Did people actually post things?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# damn it..
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# was the, like, internet
even, like, invented, like, back then?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# first post is on september 12th
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# /board goes back only as far as september 12th 2001.
Apparently.

There was the b3ta *before* b3ta as well though (july 2001):
web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# oooo
That's insane.
Why didn't we keep that format?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# And to think it would be 5 years before there was a /links board again.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# music news letter - mentions joels animations
Nothing changes...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
#
I find that suspicious
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Perfect!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# *applauds*
brilliant.

also: too soon.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Not soon enough.
It was 9 years ago man!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# ahhhahhhh fuck yeah
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# OMG!
I love this...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Pffft!
Good spot!

also: too soon, etc etc etc
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# never forget
when the simpsons was still funny :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# The greatest thing the US has ever done...
...The simpsons?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# crikey.
i think the conspiracy is settled
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Too Man, Soon
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# too soon?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# this wins
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Lower case I, upper case G, etc.

there was just some thing about the way Mr Jobs kept holding it...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Wet fingers.
ARGHHHHH!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# *boke*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# there's an app for that
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Is there an app to make me forget it?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# yes
you simply purchase the next generation of this product from apple and all your woes are iGone!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# The all new iMafraidIcan'tletyoudothatpad.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ooh, so close to the filename!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I've learned my lesson and I'll never go there again
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# What do you mean?

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Scandal at the Whitehouse
News at 6!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# filenamelols
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# iPENCIL

or something.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Christ, I bet that needed a steady hand.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ta,
they look a bit cack on the bigger scan mind, pen went to buggery about half way through :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# posh pencils :O
woo i like these
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Next I want to see your odd designs on a grain of rice
.....Then a banana's skin.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i keep meaning to do a banana one
but i only ever seem to remember when there are only brown ones left.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# looks awesome.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)
# So how do this Erotic Mail work?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# mate, i havent a clue what your on about
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# yeah, and now can i know who made that?!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
YOU!!!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# i never made it you sick perv! im fucking 16! WTF?! one of you lot will have done it!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I'm not the one into erotic mail.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# hamlet -based-high-five
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I found it days ago. I even posted it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# no, you mean you made it.... thats a fucking disgusting thing to do!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I had no reason to make it then. You weren't being a prick to happytoast then.
I was just googling you, remember?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# googling?
Is that like erotic mailing?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Is this you erotic mailing?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# no, he's clearly not operating a mail client in that image
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
# He's operating something...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# WTF?! is erotic mailing?!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# you tell us! it's your profile!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:15, archived)
# what, when its not my profile.
if you all think your so smart you find the e-mail adress of it then link to it ip adress, then see who it was! cos it werent me!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# yeah thanks, we have already seen what youv made, do ya mind fucking deleting it now, thanks
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Real people. Real desires.
Real people. Real fantasies.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# lol
so who are you?

PASANONIC IS THAT YOU?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
gigglesnort
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
# You are so smart using your user name all over the internet...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:18, archived)
# yeah, and my usename always has a capital CJ. and i still didnt make that account!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
Endowed: small
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# CJcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# when did I say I think I'm smart?
anyone care to point me in the right direction?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I'm bored with you now.
Go away...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# indeed.
I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't given up already. He's made no progress whatsoever.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Well,
he was brave enough to give the /talk board a good seeing to.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6654415

When I say good seeing to, I mean flamed :-)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Sure, it was
cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# *Is thankful the notorious TWAT MY BANJO post from match.com has been removed*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# LOL Mu'll never let you forget this now
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Fuck me its the new Jacob Dyer.
cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.

and when I say fuck me, I am not after sex. You nawty boy...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I wonder if he's ever been to france
if some kid tried to burn his neck that would be just UNCANNY
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# He went to France and got his bum burnt by a bit of garlic bread...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# that must have really hurt, I'm imagining THE PAIN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHA

:(


:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# pain heh!
took me all this time to get it...

.
.
.
CJcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex

(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Thank you all for being so lovely tonight
I must go to bed now
have a lovely time,
don't bum Mr Cypher too much

:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# nite nite mr toats
dream of kittens

operating machinery

:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ...and then make us some animations of it!
Nighty night Mr Toats nighty night.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Happy dreams mr toast xxx
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I fear it may already be too late
for Mr Cypher
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:31, archived)
# how very rustic this makes me feel
hmm

rustic

rust

ic.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I like this as it is art
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I like you as you seem nice
ta :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# No Problem
I wish I could draw as well as you
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# lovely.
:)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# The previous set of two are also this nice.
WY
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Very cool image.
In other news (Google, actually)


(sorry, not shopped - but felt I should share)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# .
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# there's probably nothing else to do in nebraska
let's wait till the americans turn up and they can verify if this supposition is true
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Actually I live in Nebraska.
Hence, the feed in my Google news.

There's plenty to do here, it just involves going outdoors which confuses a lot of people.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# woah hold on
outdoors?

but...

THE DAYSTAR!

*fears*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)

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