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[challenge entry] I guess, in context, this counts as an antonym
.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Tap toggage!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] let me hang this on here too as it's not worthy of its own thread
.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# boobs always deserve a new thread
nothing's too good for boobs
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] NFN
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Is this just a signs compo, then?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# i think that's how it's going to end up
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# OK. I apologise. Will try harder
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# no apology needed, i got one entry so far and i think i'm spent already to be honest
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# That sounds a bit rude
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# you filthy minded bastard
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# lol
filthy b3ta
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# One shot and he's already rolling over to sleep ;)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I told a friend that someone I knew was Norfolk's scrabble champion.
They replied, "Well, ducks don't have that large a vocabulary."
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# It's popular with crossword-compilers
For people with Norfolk in clue.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Our quiz team the other night was called "Norfolk and chance"
but we ended up coming third
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Best quiz name I heard recently
Was "Quiz on my face and tell me that you love me"

Quizlols all round
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Ha.
I like this.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha - although the perspective on that sign is giving me a headache...
Have a pea for the sake of it.



Edit bloody hell I think we need to cull the number of live image challenges on the go at the moment, rob!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This can only mean one thing:


Also where's TMoC to make the trio complete?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Chutters has got the compo image so it's implicit...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
#
:)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Quick, dirty and a bit smelly
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!
See also: Pants
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Haha!
Took me longer than usual, just got out of bed after 5 days of man flu.

/violins.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahah! marvelous :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# WANT
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# *orders twelfty*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# LIKES
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Hell yeah!!!
*Is a clean boy really*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# haha, very clever
get them in the shops by christmas and you're on to a winner
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Genie-arse
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# HAHA
can I has a pair pleeeeaaasse!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Win!
*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheese!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ooh shiny effects!
this compo is reminding me of the project I had to do toward my Graphical Communications O-level* I got 29 out of 30 for it and was very proud. I even got to make my own roadsign at a factory :DD


*ask your dad
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Clever sausage!
:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I still only ended up with a B grade though
weird teacher - claimed he could tell the time by creating a rudimentary sundial with a pencil and holding it under the fluorescent lighting
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha!
...and by moving around the room according to the time shown on his watch, I guess.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I think it was more to do with the fact that he had already sneaked a look a someone's watch beforehand
he was an utter tool
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
#
that's a little bit Jim'll
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:06, archived)
# It was a project on the design and implementation of roadsigns
I only went to the factory to speak to them and the let me make my own sign on the whizzy computer printer/cutter (this was 1985) - it was very swish for its day!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
sounds brill. exactly the kind of thing that kids wrote in to Jimmy Savile for back in the day. Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to make my own roadsign in a roadsign making factory? "Nowthenowthen. Could we do it? Could we do it? Factory roadsign gentlemen very busy people. Could we do it? Watch this..."
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# haha
I can't believe he is still alive - he looked dead even back then

I was sad to see on a recent trip back home that the factory has closed down and been demolished. I hope the owner retired as a millionaire! I doubt it though somehow
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
#
be terrible if the financial costs in producing your sign pushed them over the edge...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# O_O
*cries*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# And he's putting it on a giant cocktail stick! :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# how big must the pineapple be?
*fears*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Lovely shiny sign!
Hiya Ninj!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hiya JP!!
:) *Glees*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty Text Sign
No Trespassing Allowed

Clue: the main text is an anagram of something.

EDIT: no CFB as B3ta made a .jpg with larger filesize and horrid compression. Pixel size also reduced.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Tried to sign?*
While your bandwidth-saving ways are highly admirable
The irony is, the "click for bigger" gif is smaller in filesize than the jpg

* Anagram of RIS? I don't get it.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Blame B3ta
I uploaded a .gif using the B3ta image upload, and it created a "thumbnail" which happens to be a .jpg with larger filesize. Ho Hum.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Not a clue.
Please something something something...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Danger, Penis, Stool Laws.
?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Oops! Gallant wierdness.
.
[edit]
got it:

trades penis on gallows
.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Wind please, roots glans
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Dawn E Repels Ass Looting
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Adores swelling pants, so
or
dyslexics will be shot!?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# No trespassing allowed!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# oh well played!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# 4/10
needs more wanking

[edit] happy b3taday!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I presume chatroulette is somekind of talking to random strangers thing?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# You lucky person
It's a site for men to masturbate in front of strangers
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Ewwww
I knew the interwebs was depraved but... but... no wait that's all I have ;)

**BTW happy CandleDay you're on fire ;)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# he indeed
a google image search tells you all you need to know. Probably NSFW in some cases

images.google.co.uk/images?q=chatroulette
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Thanks, but no thanks
or perhaps "Thanks, but no wanks!" lol
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# first page of results is SFW anyway
mostly just strange reactions from people
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I suspect you are not telling me the truth
so I'll stick with no thanks :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# HUMPH!
am too!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
talking towanking at
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Candells!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I dreamt I was eating leftover cheese at Butlins this morning
and when I woke up there was no punchline to this story
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# CHEESECAKE!
Actually that makes me feel quite ill.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Oh God


I love cheese.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# There is a special place in my heart for chatroulette
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] YEEE-HAAAW!!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# hehe
this deserves more comment :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# thanks, i thought maybe i was doing it wrong :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This is so obvious it's embarassing having to point it out - been going on for years - wake up, sheeple!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
*stands on one leg*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# This Don sure has a lot of tinfoil hats!
:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# try the Mouse House 8000
it is the king of tinfoil apparel
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# they're into everything!!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Charlatan!
You didn't invent the wheel.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hippy masons ftw
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I'm probably being very stupid
but what's the six-spoked wheel thingy?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# It's the similarity between the transformation of the CND symbol into the sign for the masons.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Oh, I definitely got that.
I've been a participant in too many of the Goat's threads not to have picked up on the masonic fanazzery.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Oh, well - in that case, I'm, er ... I'm afraid that's all there is to it ...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Oh... hang on...
It's the set square that gives the "V" spokes.

Silly me.

(It's very good, btw.)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
Absolutely. You couldn't find a local businessman, a tory councillor or a police inspector anywhere during the 80s.
Too busy camping out at Greenham Common, the commie bastards.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Parklols
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# good idea...
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# ...terrible execution?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# no good idea..
*rolls joint*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# haha, way ahead of you
I found half a one in the ashtray and smoked it walking to the bus stop this morning
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Apologies for length (but not girth)


Edit. Now optimised to buggery and full size (please don't hate me)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Reincarnilols!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# ha ha, excellent
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hehehe! Brill :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# ha ha.
brilliant
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
*clickies*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Haha
Oh noes.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# nice visul
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# nice lol
(old joke though hehe)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# CANDLES!
There should have been more protesters in Star Wars. Holding up placards and the like
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Many happy returns sir!!
WOO & lashings of YAY to you \O/ :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Cheers guys :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Happy candle day!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# ahaha!
good show that man
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like Teh Fear!


I'll put my compo-entry here as it's not worthy of a new thread being an old pea.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Gilliam-tastic!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Haha, I like this
and so on
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# What they said ^
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry]


"Tenuous," I think you'd call that.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha
I want a burger car

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Ha rank indeed
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# ranky skanky wankyhanky
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Who is the fit one?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hehe
anyone want to guess when we'll see the first 'Heavy Plant Crossing' post?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't be long...


and expect a few of these? :P
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# oh yes indeed
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hippy hippy candles.
Not sure if this pea is relevant to the compo, but have it anyway.


(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# ow!
tandoori hand!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# ha!
That made me giggle, and nothing else on the board did, well done!

You've won the 'making the miserable bastard chuckle' prize.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# CANDLES!!!!!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] kickstart
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...

:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# My word - Woo
*reminisces*

*clicks*

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# I loved kickstart
It's probably what inspired me to become a world-famous daredevil stunt motorcyclist
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# de de de
dedede de de de deeeeee

That really reminds me of the old computer game

Also ... Kickstart gold!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4OosFHsjjo
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# haha :)

they should remake that game :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# oh hell yea :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Do a back flip WOO!
on another note I am on b3ta and awake before midday does this mean the world is going to end?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Haha. Ace
I had forgot about this show.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Yay!
what a blast from the past... played that til the datasette died
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# ^ :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Datasette????
You mean 'tape'?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
v nice indeed
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahhaha!
fucking hell; I've not heard that tune in a long time...

in fact something like 20 years by my reckoning....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Ace!
but that game was rock hard, especially using the Speccy 48K rubber keys
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# hehehe
loved that show

thanks for the theme music!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Oh man I fucking love Kick Start.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# never thought about it before but
the music's a bit incongruent. it's a bike show, not a gay cha cha on the beach :)
loved kick start on a saturday morning though. great pic
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Oh I had that for the Commodore 64
Loved the level designer

*big ramp*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*spring*
*ramp down*
*finish*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# That's ace !
yo Prods
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
A matching entry from my vault:

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] will this do?


i anticipate a 'signlol' repost explosion
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# signlol
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Signlols!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha yay!
signlol
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# clickety
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Heheh nice!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Clever. Nice fp.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know what you mean Joe!

:D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# That's some quality swearing there
I'm going to use that phrase as much as possible today
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahha! top stuff, Joe!
All compos these days lend themselves to repost mania; what I think we'll find is that by Friday morning all the lurkers and new people will have pushed it all completely off the point of the original compo...

nings everyone!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:07, archived)
# We should rename it
Friday mourning.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:08, archived)
# "We commit this compo to the recycle bin. CSS to CSS, HTML to HTML."
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Hai Stevie!
\O/
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# howdies, Ninj!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Peas are fine
it's just we had a signlol compo a while back... I fear many will reappear even though that's not actually what the compo is.

Oh, christ. I've turned into a compo nazi
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# *goose-steps*
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Lol! :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvelous!
I hope nobody minds me putting this compo repost here....
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
Also, signlols!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] bumbumbum
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Oh!
Grimace. Amused grimace.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:09, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# That's truly vile..
...have a [click].
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Mornin' ! :D
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Britain needs more Matadors by the roadside
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Clippety Clop
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
# ^horse link

go fuck yerself
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)
# ! Rumbled
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] mouse over, Hmmm I love horses
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Should the one in the rear
be dressed as a priest?

Clicky for a real LOL
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# In other news
do you think its fair that a region of Iceland was named after some cartographer fell asleep on his keyboard?

www.google.co.uk/search?q=Eyjafjallajokull

The Beeb can't even spell it right - they think it's Eyjafjallajoekull - oh the fools!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# It's possible the cartographer was Welsh
/except there's no "j" in Welsh...d'oh
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Oh, how foolish will you feel after reading this ;)
The o should have an umlaut, e.g. ö, so oe is the correct substitution, so the BBC aren't as foolish as they first appeared.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
# obiwan is a twat
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:09, archived)
# obiwan only has one jedi power
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:36, archived)
# but what a power
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:37, archived)
# yea..
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Comporoast
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:10, archived)
# first thing that came into my head when i saw this
"it puts the lotion on its skin"

think i might need help :P
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)

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