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It's the summer of love all over again.....(
The only Dave is pushing things forward,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:18,
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They live on thanks to YouTubeWhich makes me happy!
You get a clicky for Altern8 lols!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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You get a clicky for Altern8 lols!
Isn't going to end well.
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:17,
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I miss riding in the city...
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:10,
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I don'tI had that with a truck once on the Holloway Road, except it actually hit me
Needless to say I experienced some rather acute pain. The bloke did drive me to work afterwards though, where dripping with blood, my manager, a sudden stark white, suggested I go to hospital. Cool
House mates with a former French soldier at the time, who dipped my fingers in some disinfectant back at home, and so we subsequently played Cooperative Doom for the rest of the day on our rigged original playstations :)
(Needless to say I experienced some rather acute pain. The bloke did drive me to work afterwards though, where dripping with blood, my manager, a sudden stark white, suggested I go to hospital. Cool
House mates with a former French soldier at the time, who dipped my fingers in some disinfectant back at home, and so we subsequently played Cooperative Doom for the rest of the day on our rigged original playstations :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:20,
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I got hit a few timesbut only one put me in the hospital. Although I did a bit of damage to the BMW.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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I avoided hospitalJust took my Manager's shock as a nod for a day off, I was only a bit bruised with torn and blooded hands where I hit the deck
Worst hit I had in the nineties, on and off, as a despatch rider, and ended the day unbroken with pizza :)
(Worst hit I had in the nineties, on and off, as a despatch rider, and ended the day unbroken with pizza :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:54,
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I wear steel-toes for workand keep them on for the ride. Someday someone's going to lose a wing to these babies.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:00,
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Whilst we're on animated roadsigns...... I'll post this sneaky pea for the compo.
( Tinlad,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:05,
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oohthis isn't going to end well.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:19,
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shouldn't it be the other way round?;)
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08,
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HahahahaahCameron's closing statement, choose hope over fear
a) surely choosing facts is better than hope
b) I fear the conservatives
(a) surely choosing facts is better than hope
b) I fear the conservatives
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:05,
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Who in talking about the people who work in the Armed Forces said the word "Brave" the most?By the way, your Doritos advert is brilliant
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:06,
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no idea,I was downstairs shoving cakes in to my mouth at that point
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:07,
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Just watching the news."For the first time in history, the UK is a no-fly zone". Hmm, that'll be since the plane was invented I suppose.
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:09,
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My work colleague's hubby is in New Yorkwhich is a bit awkward given they are moving house on Saturday, and the hired van is under his name!
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:12,
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Oops!I'm supposed to be flying to Dublin on Sunday.
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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Germany's great. Pop over for a cuppa.Hurry up though as I'm off to bed in a bit.
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:00,
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there was no history before thenit was just trees and oompah loompahs as far as the eye could see
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:17,
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Brave brave brave brave Nick Clegg?Gosh he is brave.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:09,
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I think the LibDems missed a trick this timeThey have a great chance to pick up those voters who are pissed off with the "traditional" parties - shame they appear to have a schoolboy in his Dad's suit at the helm.
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:11,
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Very much hampered by the amount of LibDem arse-kissing that was going on.Christ, why don't they just put up election posters saying, "I agree with Nick."
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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i was thinking the décor looked more Krypton Factor
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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they're a lot bigger than I imagined.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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The world needs to know the truth - top secret footage has come into my possession. I must share this before they come for me... I hear a knock at the door(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53,
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=:Oomg hahahahahha fuck
"erm..Me..and..myy...bum: MY BUM!"
"erm..Me..and..myy...bum: MY BUM!"
"erm..Me..and..myy...bum: MY BUM!"
edit: OK I seriously have the fear now
editedit: hahahaha, I just watched it on links and laughed biscuits everywhere
("erm..Me..and..myy...bum: MY BUM!"
"erm..Me..and..myy...bum: MY BUM!"
"erm..Me..and..myy...bum: MY BUM!"
edit: OK I seriously have the fear now
editedit: hahahaha, I just watched it on links and laughed biscuits everywhere
Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:54,
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ha ha dear me, that is horrifying!**though no doubt some sick individual is cracking one off over it as we speak.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:57,
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ahhahahahi was in pain laughing so much when i saw that earlier
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FIEND,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:58,
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FEED ME . . .time is running out !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:59,
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Haha I knew someone would do something with thatI only expected it to be more...sexy
Top work!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:59,
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Hahaha Jesus!That is the most frighteningist thing ever right there.
PS. I agree with Nick. Oh Nick, how I love you.
(PS. I agree with Nick. Oh Nick, how I love you.
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:59,
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Needs a gimmick to compete with the other two
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:50,
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aww, he's not doing that badGive him a go, go on
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:52,
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Hee hee....I meant the bear ;)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53,
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HmmmmHow'd that happen?
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:08,
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Tofu or not tofu . . . that is the dilemma . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:12,
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...oh yeah, baby....that's it....yeah....that feels so good...don't stop...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:43,
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hahaha....Cameron* looks like he can't take much more"questioning"*may not be Cameron:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:46,
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Things down there are looking up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:57,
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haha*Clicked
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:35,
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No virgins either . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40,
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PS, can I pea this here?
sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:12,
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Lovely lovely!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:39,
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FP this NOW!immense
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:53,
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I should have spent longer on this.......but me pot noodle is rapidly congealing.
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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I'm on me third ASBOproudly displayed on the fireplace to impress guests :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:27,
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Hahaha......I had a pot noodle acouple of months ago, my first one since 1988
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:31,
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around the same time the original image of this was created.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36,
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must have been updatedthey weren't 24 hours then:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:44,
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Taken on September 4th 2008...or so it says on the flickr page I stole it from
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:09,
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i like pot noodlesbut i hate peas because i'm a fussy bastard.
this severely limits my choice of flavours, cos otehrwise i have to spend about 5 minutes getting the peas out - a pain in the arse.
(this severely limits my choice of flavours, cos otehrwise i have to spend about 5 minutes getting the peas out - a pain in the arse.
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40,
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HehHeh!One of the first things I posted on /board:
www.b3ta.com/board/8481681
(www.b3ta.com/board/8481681
LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:17,
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Quick and dirty
*apologies for shitness. It's supposed to be tourist information or.... "information about tourists"
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:15,
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whatever it is it's Q& D...and it's got slappers in itso it gets me vote:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:21,
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No replies yet cos everyone's too busy fwapping...
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:05,
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not here I'm afraidnot even a semi-on ..edit:'tis extremely well-done though:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:07,
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How about a medium dry white instead?*wine lols*
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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pffftNext you'll be telling us all you're not a homosexual
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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both my parents had sex-change operationsI grew up rather confused as a result:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:30,
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he's coming across as a fucking corrupt and useless cunt on tvand I'm annoyingly impressed by Gordon!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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Yeh, playing Brown and Clegg off each other to look like he's the one in control with all the answersargh
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:11,
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what are you doing watching it anyway?you're not back over here are you? :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:16,
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Really?To me Brown just seems to be there to shoehorn the poorly-written jokes his team have come up with into the debate - "You can airbrush your pictures, not your policies!" - how many writers did that take?
Cameron comes across as a tad sleazy. The other one is like a short kid trying to stand on tiptoes next to the two tall kids.
They should have had ALL the leaders on there - at least Griffin makes for interesting debate, the daft racist.
(Cameron comes across as a tad sleazy. The other one is like a short kid trying to stand on tiptoes next to the two tall kids.
They should have had ALL the leaders on there - at least Griffin makes for interesting debate, the daft racist.
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:15,
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absolutely agree, I've never seen a green party leader debate on anythingand would love to know how they handle it!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:17,
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they're probably too busy hugging treesor sommat:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:23,
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The Green Party's manifesto announced today is simply out there with the cloudsVote for them if you more or less want to be taxed to death; it's relentless what they are proposing for our society. I would like to have some wages after paying tax other than a bit of pocket money
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:34,
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yep, thats pretty much what I read in it :( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40,
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good point well madebut why cant anyone just do a big shit on david cameron. right on his pus
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:33,
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good idea............pay-per-viewthey'd make a fortune
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40,
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PhwwoooorA schoolboy with a pancake on his head just asked a question in "The Debate"
( Richard Shitheels,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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Oi, you stop that Bolshie talk right now!*mutters, bloody philistines*
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:08,
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Haha.... so you're the one that buys it..!!!I daren't even admit to not liking a particulare type of tangy sweet relish either!!!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:14,
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Haha... no I hadn't.....I must admit that every five years or so, I forget how bad the stuff is and have a craving for it, buy a jar and eat about half a slice of toaste with it on, before throwing the rest in the bin...!!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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Especially ones who think it's all such a laugh.
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arrangedletters,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:53,
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Extremely touching ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:51,
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It gave me butterflies in the stomach too....Or maybe that was just the marmite!!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:58,
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That looks lovely!Now I'm confuzzed.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:01,
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Ta....Not as confuzzzed as me though......and I'm the one that did it ;-)
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:05,
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"Here's looking at you Squid".....oops! wrong movie:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:06,
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oooh that looks greatvery classy.
woo!
(woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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worm-cam
Grabbed from the ITV website 2 mins ago. Wish we could turn the worm off...
twat-camYou have hit upon the perfect campaign slogan for Labour. They just need a big poster of Dave 'the worm' with those words printed next to it and the job's done.
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:56,
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Poor Gordon is being flouncedhe's just not a 'charismatic' natural
He's also the only man of the three on the defence if you think about it
(He's also the only man of the three on the defence if you think about it
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:55,
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i think he's doing ok.he's not a big people person but he can get his point across.
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:01,
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I think he's doing terriblyTrying to crowbar in the obviously-scripted "jokes" at DaveCam's expense comes across as desperate.
The whole show just seems tacky - but it's ITV so it's to be expected.
(The whole show just seems tacky - but it's ITV so it's to be expected.
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:06,
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the question is who in their right mind this Alistair Stewart is a man with the integrity to host this debateanyone who's had the misfortune of seeing his ITV London news knows he's a vile right-winger with a hypocritical driving style (after presenting years of police, camera, action in an entirely judgemental fashion and then been caught speeding)
( Pootle,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:11,
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It's ITV - what did you expect?I bet he's only hosting because "Katie Price" was busy tonight.
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:16,
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Actually I think you may be rightHe seemed a bit out in the wilderness at first, but is landing some hard punches
"Not airbrush your policies, as well as you air brush your posters"
("Not airbrush your policies, as well as you air brush your posters"
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:07,
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He's coming across a bit petulantDave and Nick are dealing with the issues without campaign/funding slurs
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:09,
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I think he's concentrating on demolishing the utopia of their argumentsHaPpY b3tA dAy though :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:12,
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i see waht you meanbut i think the lord ashcroft thing is a pretty important issue that is not going to covered in the debate (if cameron can help it anyway)
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:13,
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I tried watching it just after it startedmanaged about 20 seconds the first time before getting angry at the bullshit and shouting "fuck off" at the TV.
Just tried again and "call me Dave" was in full flow, think I lasted about 10 seconds before shouting "just fuck off" and switching off.
TV hasn't made this angry since Blair disappeared from the screen.
It's all a load of bollocks, and bollocks to it all.
.
(Just tried again and "call me Dave" was in full flow, think I lasted about 10 seconds before shouting "just fuck off" and switching off.
TV hasn't made this angry since Blair disappeared from the screen.
It's all a load of bollocks, and bollocks to it all.
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lord bofingham,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:23,
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Grabbed from a website? You didn't shop it?bad remoteneeded *spanks*
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:59,
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I tell no pies...Well I cropped it so that's kind of shopping it in an "I'm an MP so feck off" kind of way
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:24,
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3 twats who think they can run the country better than the other/otherswhen really, if either of them were in power, stuff would be going wrong one way or another, and the others two would be moaning at whoever is in power.
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:00,
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Well, it's what I do anyway
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:37,
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*affects**gets arrested*
*peas (again)*
(*peas (again)*
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:41,
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Haha....I think you'll find it was his mate Dave that drew the car..!!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:46,
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Amazing Hoofer ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:50,
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ooh well doneThis is the first time there's been a Pea that I remember it when it was not a pea.
If that makes sense....
(If that makes sense....
ogwen69 has returned from Reddit,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:05,
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This is just the fucking business!W/Y/H
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:09,
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Does he do commissions?
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Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:51,
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Haha...Either that...... or just put on your baseball cap and look like you don't care!!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:44,
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arghh! that was going through my head before I even read the smallprint.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:18,
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Making the grade . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:23,
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Sorry!I did click it though, it made me chuckle.
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:47,
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Bust the buster ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:18,
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how many ducks would Dick Dick duck if Dick Dick could duck ducks? Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:21,
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Dick Dicks Duck all Ducks Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:23,
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ButHow many ducks would Dick's duck duck if Dick's duck could duck ducks?
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:24,
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If you fill a large room full of Dicks and ducks and give them enough time all of the Dicks would duck all of the ducks that the Dicks duck ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:28,
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Sounds like an opportunity to repost Dik Dik van Dyke Dyke
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:31,
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Yay!Dick van Dyke was the inventor of the DVD, doncha know.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:34,
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Dik Dik's gonna get him some ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:41,
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they were Wardened after allnice shot that bird
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:34,
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Roast that . . . then duck . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:39,
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Hahaha.....The expression on his face alone, is enough to tell you he's just been goosed..!!
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Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:35,
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Perfect man for the perfect job . . . duck duck GOOSE ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:40,
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Obscured by shrouds ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:00,
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Squashing some cows in the processAnd a hare. On its birthday.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:02,
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