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# *rushes off to register lolglaciers.com*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# LOLCANO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# The very best kind!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# haha
twitterlols also - the hashtag for the ash cloud is #ashtag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha see also Icelandic ash-hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# what's your twitter name?
I'll stalk follow you...
I am.. twitter.com/Reflected_Loaf
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I don't tweet
I only use it to get techy updates mainly.

I have nothing interesting to say, and any shit I have to say comes here!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Gah foiled in my stalker attempts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# although I've just created a new personal account
@GriffySavalas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Yaaay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *follows*

twitter.com/bumtweets :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# *bumtweets* pffft
you big silly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I started out by only tweeting about having poos
but decided quickly that I'm not the type of person to give the people what they want
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# ooh - is earl otterby still alive then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Very much. He's on there and on Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# !
:D

/edit: i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff217/JamesSeidel/lolcano.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Icelandic Volcano is playing tricks on everyone it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin S
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to put the answer in the filename?
So we can all look it up and post it and pretend we were smart enough to figure it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# that's what I had intended doing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *nods*
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# alt text is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Argh
argh





argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ^ this
with added Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# oh you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] do you not understand english? SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING SEE!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Roy Walker is the only funny thing on the Chris Moyles show
and he is prerecorded
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Five seconds here we go....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# "Comes with his very own milking kit"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Full of win your image is.
Mr Chips ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# fuck yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# perhaps this is the future
put the leaders on game shows and see who wins the speedboat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Probably the one that lives furthest from the coast
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# yip
the chap who lives on the 14th floor of a tower block in Solihull
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# "Well, I think it's fair to say Gordon brown has had 13 years to guess this answer.
And despite his tough talking he has continually failed the British people by attemtping to do so.
Under a Conservative government we would cut back on unneccesary quango's and this irresponsible Job Tax, and answer this question shortly after our emergency budget, should we come to power."

"So what's your answer?"

"Well, if you'd let me finish, I'll come to that in a second. i just want to make this point, if I may, because it's very im portant..."

(cont p94)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
I bought Private Eye for the first time ever this week. I shall have to buy it more often
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# they should have just put all the b3tans campaign poster vandalism onto a projector,
and let the audience vote on who will be the next leader with their voting buttons
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I saw an exhibition of his work a while ago
Awesome stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Was that the show in Manchester?
I meant to go along but... er...

I forgot.

I'm rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Edinburgh, 2006
www.nationalgalleries.org/mueck/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Arf!
Ningletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# this made me chortle :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] HSE monkeys


Click for bigger (68 kb)


(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahahahah! that's brilliant :D
have a *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Is this a still from last nights debate?
EDIT: Also.. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# haha
that's what I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Very clever

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Sigh repost .. and not even an opposite

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# haha
they need these in Airports at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# "wah wah wah"
"i can't get pissed abroad cos it's dangerous to fly or summink... wah wah wah"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# 90% this it seems
did anyone see the live BBC news reports from the different (virtually abandoned) airports last night? There was a guy at Bristol who fell flat on his face coming off the escalator at Bristol just as the live reporter was walking past him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha, please say that's on youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# not that I can find :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# As soon as it is,
you can be sure Herman will show the real cause of the gentleman's misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# haha
he probably set off the volcano too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# In Finsbury Park tube last night
They were repeating over and over again - "do not travel to London airports, all air travel over the UK is grounded until further notice"

Very sci-fi but a bit over the top, I thought
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# ooh - eerie!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# It was a bit
though I was dressed as Batman's sidekick Robin, while punctured the mood somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FINEST HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I was on the M5 when the 7/7 shit was kicking off
There's an information board south of Gloucester before the A road that's a shorcut to the M4 to London.

It just said: LONDON CLOSED: TURN ON RADIO

very apocolyptic I thought
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Fucking hell... that is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# haha, oooh, I missed that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# the whole report was over the top
the lovely Joanna Gosling was at Heathrow with reporters at Bristol, Glasgow and Manchester. They all had the same thing to say which was basically "nobody is here apart from some very sad looking souls who don't seem to know how to use escalators"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe!
makes me think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv1va9Jdt7g
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# haha
now SHE is sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Particularly
at 1'15
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# It's nice to see people getting creative out of boredom.
I've had my share of getting stuck overnight at airports. But that was with my brother and never with a girl like that. Wouldn't mind getting stuck overnight with her eh. If you know what I mean. Eh? Eh? I mean I would stick my penis in her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# she would likely film it too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# For fun and profit!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I think there is just too much tv time reserved for news these days.
When nothing interesting happens (which is most days), they just need to fill it with reports like these and .... opinions from the man in the street *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# this is very true
WE ARE HERE AT THE AIRPORT WHERE NOTHING CONTINUES TO HAPPEN BUT WE HAVE FOUND A STRANDED PASSENGER - TELL US YOUR STORY

"well my flight was cancelled because of the volcano"

BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# See also: interviews with footballers.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# You are Charlie Brooker
AICMFP

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RRmE0_n0K4
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Very interesting stuff.

I really think that Dutch reporter Joris Luyendijk's book 'Het zijn net mensen' (They are just like people) should be translated into more languages. Very interesting view on how reporters mostly have no idea what is going on and clearly know they are just guessing or at least aren't able to get the full picture. It is also a nice view in modern day Islamic countries.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Oh, it seems the book will be released in the UK soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Littlejohn is, unsurprisingly, asking if it's elf & safety gone mad.

On the comments, I suggested he fly up and find out.

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1266331/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-A-sensible-precaution-elf-n-safety-paranoia.html#comments
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# That gets an upvote from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# have upvoted
he really is an obsequious cunt

THIS IS WHY MR LITTLECOCK

he's right about that family from Anglesey though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I say we let all the planes fly
Probability is that most of them will reach their destinations so there's only a very small chance you'll be on one of the doomed flights.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I love the word 'doomed'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# DOOOOMED
Ideally in a dour Scots accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I've never bothered to read his column before
He's a lardy ball of impotent rage isn't he? I imagine him banging away at his keyboard desperately trying to reach the vitriol cum-shot before his head explodes like on 'Scanners'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Tabloid Watch make the point
that all he does is regurgitate Mail stories and say "You couldn't make it up" at the end.

Even ones that turn out to be made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# True dat.
The comments on his column make great reading though - because he covers a few different issues, you get a mind numbingly stupid comment about a volcano followed by a mind numbingly stupid comment about a family on benefits.

it's like the twat-o-tron crossed with the LHC.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Kraftwerk Robots
Kraftwerk Robots
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
much better than mine

also:
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/links/Top_Secret_Footage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
that is making me ill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Cameron has that effect on people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Beat me to it...
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ray Mears and his comedy wig?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# D'OH
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
have a Margenta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# 3 pubes per eye, everything seems to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# haha eye pubes
eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# It happens to the best of us
*flosses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I already get eye smeg so it's a natural progession I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Oh GOD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# did anyone notice there are actually 4?
BEHOLD THE POWER OF SUGGESTION
*waves hands like a magician*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# christ
YOU ARE DERREN BROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# oop
(lazyphotoshopper, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# European financial battle now fought with volcanoes and marzipan realdolls

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Marzipan realdolls? What an intriguing idea.....
Battenburg sex toys is surely the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# It is clearly THE FUTURE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Mmmm cakey
and, er, salty. Eeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Don't try to tell us you don't love it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# :)
Someone should forward this to Neath council, all they got back was Kerry Katona.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# lol at Iceland pretending to having money.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I can see Iceland rapidly turning into the European equivalent of Canada

we can blame them for practically everythiOH MY GOD I'M ALL OUT OF COFFEE! ICELAND, YOU FUUUUUCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I exepct all of The Netherlands is hoping for this ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# *shakes lubed fist*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# lol
weirdos. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Urgh
that kid on the right is a future sex offender/serial killer

it's all in the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I expect this joke to be made on a variety of satire shows during the week
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# You read it here first!
Like so much popular satire...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Personally, I quite enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# CLEGG FOR PRESIDENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# just as i thought
clegg just had to sit back and watch the other two tear each other apart
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Clegg & Cable
they even sound like a double act worth seeing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# So I take it there's an evil Thatcher AI running the things in the background?
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:32, archived)
# her Spitting Image puppet became self-aware
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# that's why it won't die
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I know
Thatcher's like the Borg Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:37, archived)
# BUT SEXIER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# IT'S A TIE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Clegg had his hand in his pocket for the last bit
spot of pocket billiards for sir?!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I viewed that as
"my work here is done"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahah! *drops EMP bomb*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:34, archived)
# ...


ning :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Well well well
what have we here?

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# GREAT BARGAINS AWAIT
;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)
# hahahha! nings 'beef
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# haha
see also: Danny Dyer's Tumble Dryers, George Alagiah's Deep Fat Fryers and Barry Cryer's Remould Tyres
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
top marks. Geoff Capes's Curtains and Drapes
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz' Leather Belts
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Danny de Vito's That's a Neatos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Barry White's What Now Rights
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Wesley Snipes' Tobacco and Pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I found some top secret footage on the web!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:50, archived)
# haha
that's quite some footage, toenails need a trim though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:51, archived)
# It's minging, isn't it.
I gave up on GIS after a bit though, 'cos I was geeting far to much foot pron.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:52, archived)
# *groan*
I saw a repeat of Buzzcocks last night, and apparently McFly all have terrible foot-pun tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# yeh I saw that
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# For a brief moment I thought Simon Amstell had come back :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
it's all to do with phalangist activity!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# there's only one response to that
www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# *punches with fists full of spanging pans*
good nings everyone

Friday yays!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Yays also!
ningles stevie, you jolly friday bunny you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# nings Joe!
I'm a bunny!: www.youtube.com/user/MuppetsStudio#p/u/12/zCRUPWDIgYM
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I do love that
Are the henson studio just doing what the fuck they want now and sticking it on the web?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I really hope so, they've put up some brillinat stuff, and Ralph is back, too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Good morning stevie

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:25, archived)
# howdies Medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# haha
Top Secret was my favourite film for a while in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I saw that at the cinema
it was hilarious in it's day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I have it on DVD for old time sake
Its incredibly corny.

Hello, is this the Potato Farm?
yes - I am Mr Potato
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# It's genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# haha
oh god I'm going to have to watch it again


www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLU4HCWeZjI (Warning: Spoilers!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
# ^this
"What phoney dog poo?"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Souvenirs... Novelties... Party tricks...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:20, archived)
# haha
that comes in my head everytime I see a souvenir shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# You dropped your phoney dog mess
What phoney dog mess?

Comedy gold right there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
Also - FP!!!!! *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Transparency looks bobbins on there.
*switch to jpg mode*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# I hope you made appropriate robotic/electronic noises when you switched mode there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Do they have a file on him?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Oh dear god
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Took a little while for that to fully sink in now I must spang the living daylights out of you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Oh yes!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Lovely
first class spangery
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:54, archived)
# That's a first class spang
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Groan
and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# wery wery good
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# you will awake.....NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I like this
however - I stared at it for 30 full agonising seconds before finally.... SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Tue 20 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
*old and sad enough to get it*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
# dog in the barbeque FTW
House Party is an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I keep trying to think of Kid n Play songs
and keep thinking of "Jump" by Kriss Kross.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I don't remember any of their songs
but the film... oh god... the film

Don't believe what emvee says
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:05, archived)
# They even had a Saturday morning cartoon series
now THAT was terrible
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# oh, don't remind me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaha! Bloddy hell, *CLICK!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:16, archived)
# I feel sorry for the person who isn't Jessica
Their demise is imminent!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:41, archived)
# seriously
they moved the show to New York, because every person in the town, but the sheriff, doctor, Ms. Fletcher and her nephew were dead.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:24, archived)
[challenge entry] old school vs new school


Made this years ago. And finally there is a compo for it.
(spuriousmonkey, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:04, archived)
# It aged well.
That sounds creepy to me and I said it. Does it sound creepy?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:08, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 4:37, archived)
# muwhhahhhahhhhahhhahhh beautiful
 
I do love a manbear with a well shaven chest
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 5:03, archived)
# He really is a handsome beast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)
# >:-(
I bet you want him to moon you with his silver dollar. Like camp throw pee.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Viciously heterosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 6:54, archived)
# check out the waist on those boxers
 
clearly I am missing out on something in the exciting world of male undergarments
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:33, archived)
# fucking hell why am I up
but it was worth it for a LOL ;) haha
(JoePesky, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:08, archived)
# back to bed
(JoePesky, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Oh that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] And so, goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I've only seen the picture of the quo, but that is a woosome redition.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 6:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Then scream!
Nice job.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
# >.<
I'm sorry mofaha, your pictures just sing urges to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 3:59, archived)

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