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[challenge entry] 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Hahaha
morning all!

Am I correct in seeing a slight gnops there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Indeed you are, sir.
I didn't want to make him look TOO ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
# No, you wouldn't want to do that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# How dare you have a go at her!




Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:04, archived)
# There's no way in the world I'd have a go at that....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# haha:D
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(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# ..i need to lay down ..am now highly disturbed
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's just not right.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# "But it's close!"
/Roy Walker blog
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Righter?


But still it's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# There. Fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry] How about- I'll be whatever colour you want me to be?


Then after the election I'll carry on with the plan that my masters have for you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:22, archived)
# heh
The most accurate so far.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Hung parliament, you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:27, archived)
# They should be...
Although, if you're going to say it correctly, it's hanged...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:31, archived)
# If only!
A fresh start would not go amiss.

ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# They could clean it up a lot
if they would just ban members from having outside business interests and have a five-year waiting period before they take any job in a related private sector after standing down. While it wouldn't stop the petty theiving, it would sort out some of the vested interests.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:34, archived)
# 10/10
For content and delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Why, thank you kind sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Well, obvious puns aside, I think that would be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Yes.
A blend of the best politicians would be better than one body with a certain agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I'd prefer a blend of the worst politicians
The ones who are good at it got us into this mess.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# "A blend of the best politicians"
with only 5% of the polyunsaturates of the Republican Party.

/don't know where I was going with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Trans fatty asshats, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# They're all a bunch of
lying thieves. I have one vote and it will be against the incumbent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:32, archived)
# When it all came out that some of them were using OUR money to have their moats cleaned..
..hmm..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# I still like to cling to the idea that maybe there are at least a few MPs who have a genuine desire to do the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Stop taking the meds.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Nick Clegg seemed to making all the right noises the other night.
But does he REALLY know what he is doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I like his plans for taxing the better off.
I really don't believe the crap that some people come out with about how everyone will leave if we put the taxes up too much.
And even if they do, fine, it's not like the banking sector could do much of a worse job than they have recently.
Exactly how many hours a day do you have to work before you're genuinely worth millions of pounds a year?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Oh god, shut up.
It's late, you should be in bed. Stop rambling on with your half-baked political ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Oh, righto.
Goodnight all.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# :)
I work about 18 hours most days and I "ain't worth shit"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Get another job.
(And, for once, I'm not being a smartarse)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Good advice, but I'm in a family run firm.. (Financially based)
The "credit crunch" (I hate that phrase).. kicked us squarely in the nuts. Once this bloody election is out of the way, hopefully the housing market will pick up again.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# ah
well, they probably deserve your support. Unless they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:07, archived)
# It's not just that they will be scared away,
they will be less creative. Rich people are people too, and they're people who've managed to persuade others to give them large amounts of money, which in many cases means they've pleased other people a great deal. Taking their money away and spending it on things they didn't intend to spend it on reduces their ability to please others in whatever way they do.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] This doesn't help much


Click for bigger (108 kb)

I left it shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Shouts.."Gawdy gawdy!"
(which it is.. a little)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Although his hair doesn't look as stupid.
Maybe he has remnants of a real Labour politician buried deep inside.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I think I'm going to trust him this time.
It's a joke that the tories think that the current financial situation is HIS fault.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be whatever colour you want me to be, again. Trust me.



AFTER THE ELECTION WE'RE INVADING WALES!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
# I know B3ta went down
But I'd have expected, at least, a scolding.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:27, archived)
# gawd...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Griffin
(droidsculptor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] TWAT!
(droidsculptor, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# That font
It's too black.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Don't matter what 'Roy' thinks..
It'll be down to the voting populous.. 'dog' help us all.

Yes, 'dog'. I'm a dyslexic agnostic atheist.. I lay awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog! :P
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:20, archived)
# populace
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Nope, I am definitely refering to the 80's game..
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Yeah, I know, I was being sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:29, archived)
# I do appreciate the correction.
I hate bad grammar, I just wish I was better at it!
EDIT: I blame my cheap (free) education.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better-
Once I'd corrected you, I quickly checked to make sure i was right :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Today's word is "populace"
A populace is a group of people forming the total population of a certain place. It is taken from the Latin word populus, which means "people"..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not even going to bother with the follow up. They have no plans for Government.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] What's colour


Oh, and if I get elected, I'll just line my pockets like the others.

I lied about following up. It's the politician thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:55, archived)
# Color is totally magical.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 6:03, archived)
# NEEDS MORE
magenta
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the drivers/riders..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# *puts the wellie down*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# *puts the knife down*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Found this pic on facebook

had to be done, going to send it to the owner, i dont know them so god knows what they will think lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
# BEWARE
also happy b3taday you crazy nucka!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# why thankyou sexy
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Happy day :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# He's got a bomb!
Happy b3taday terrorist!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Happy Bidet.
Sorry, I haven't made yet made a gif for such occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:48, archived)
# i just found out tonight that the lead singer of one of my favourite bands had died
pete steele r.i.p.

:(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Aprés Google, I now know who he is..
I'm sad for your loss :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Aww..
If my daughter saw this, she would make "aww" noises only audible to keen eared dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
#
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I WANT A RFiD CHIP IN MY LEFT THUMB
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Sounds great.
Maybe get one for a pair of gap jeans, then you could keep going in and making them think you were shoplifting,
but they'd never be able to find any goods on you. That would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# years ago...
I took a anti-theft patch off a CD and stuck in a small pocket in my leather jacket. Every shop I went in or out that had sensors would get alerted.

I did it Christmas shopping season. Most were too busy to care, some would check while looked indignant and told them they needed to fix their machines. Of course, they'd check my jacket and find nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Haha, nice.
I wonder if you could keep going to the same shop and setting off their alarms.
Eventually, they'd get so bored of checking you that you could start some serious shoplifting*
*obviously, this would be wrong, and I'd never do it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
#
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# HAHA
when i worked in woolies, we took the cd security tags and put them on the floor facing upwards so if someone stepped on it, it was stuck on the bottom of their shoe, none of the wiser until they left work or left after buying something ,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# One of my dogs has one of those in his neck.
The transducer might only be the size of a grain of rice, but the size of the needle used to inject the thing made me shudder,
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Time for a six pack?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:22, archived)
# breakfast?
*ppssst-crick-pop*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# ITS TIME FOR DIM SIMS AND SOY SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Or a dozen jam doughnuts
In fact I think it's time I ventured to the shops to get some foodstuffs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I WANT MY FUCKING NUTMEAT YOU CHARLATAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I'M SORRY BUT I CAN NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN. HAVE THE CONTENTS OF MY ASH TRAY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)
# I HEAR A ZAMBONI IN THE DISTANCE!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# BEHOLD THE ICE MAN COMETH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# I THINK SOMEONE MIGHT GET B&
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# NAME YOUR CHALLENGE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Might be old news but Mr. Quayle, the Q in B&Q, died last week
making this more relevant
www.b3ta.com/board/10009462
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# rip mr qauley a angle in hevan.
luv u 4eva ~~~~~~~
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)
# NUTMEAT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wam3YTr3PhA
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Confused about this chap
I've obviously missed something along the track somewhere, but how did he become so popular(?) in the B3ta community?
(Kehhlyr unlurked for a few seconds on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 6:12, archived)
# Look for..
Freebase
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# BEHOLD...
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/petranek_fitness_name_your_challenge

EDIT: His real name appears to be Jonesy. FACT OF THE DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm
(siamese bat, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# It should be
Wife Watching

Mutant Women

Start the reactor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Mix them all together . . . and you've got a hit show !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# somebody post something funny, NAO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# bless you, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Likewise Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Kool Aids !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# *bang*
I mean, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] LOOK OUT!!!!


Click for bigger (198 kb)
(FoxyBox has mange, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# genuine lol
woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# arrrghh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
Boo!
(FoxyBox has mange, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
Animation went wrong :p ...but I like this better.
(FoxyBox has mange, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# ACE :)
...Was trying to do the flashy thing, but am not that flash!
(FoxyBox has mange, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# The eyes give it away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# YIPEE

Im so glad i got told about b3ta from a friend one day at college. Such talented artists on here and i'm chuffed to be a part of it :D

BEST WEBSITE EVER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Yay
Not wrong dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahah I fucking love your octopuses, Bloop.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Swings and roundabouts, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# yay! now post 1754 messages to make it 5000 in 5 years!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Woo woo!
Happy 'day!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# That's confusing
"a member for 4 years, 11 months and 29 days
it's my b3ta birthday!"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Happy B3taday
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# happy day.
but you forgot the link in your best website ever description.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I knew I wasn't the only one who wondered where the link was meant to go
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# happy thingumy
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/10010355
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Hotty Candle To You !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# phwoooar
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
#
Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Another candle!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Dappy Candle hay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Party Hearty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# YAY! Candle!
And I agree with those sentiments exactly. B3ta is the bestest place to be.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Is it still easter, wuffles?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Have a nice 5th!
Here is my McArthur Park cake

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Needs more Vagabond
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I was going to make a Vagabond mention
but I didn't...

maybe some slanty rain should be added.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Wait until six. I hear you get taken up in a blimp!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 5:54, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# It's true you know
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# He'd fit in fine if he was in a blues bar
shame there's not one for 1000 miles from him
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Dan Ackroyd has put on weight
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# john belushi lost some, so it all evens out.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# excuse me, but could you please mop up the piss you left on my mind
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# 4 fried chickens, some dry white toast, and a coke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# He'll be catching up with John belushi at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# SIXTY SECONDS MOFO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# well, your post wasn't there when i wrote it
:~p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# don't blame linear time, it suffers enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# they're actually good at hiding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# was there meant to be an elephant in this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# yeah they do
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I take it back. They're masters of disguise
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# nah. they're rubbish

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# some just don't have the skills
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# That was a good compo
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# It's not just elephants that have a fetish for zebra costumes

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Coooooooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# heh, that devious pope.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# hahahhah
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# ^this is very true

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Every gardeners worst nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# they're not the salt water type
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# little bugger's still going in the composter
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# They are bastards
I have my geraniums hopelessly protected by barbed wire from them, and a platoon of marines :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# That and a copper band should do the trick :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)
# nice!
Schneckodil
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Good golly that's wonderful :)
Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# ur so gai
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Oi..Jermaine Jenas put your phone on vibrate and stick it up my arse
/Ashely Cole blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Err
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# b3TaDaY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] RP for compo


hope youse all don't mind this cheeky RP. it's been years since I posted it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# mind if i plonk this here :D

hahaha yours is great
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Yay!
Reposting monitor on the case
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
#


Click for bigger (219 kb)

I drove behind these cunts at Whipsnade this afternoon with that rear window wide open with three toddlers dangling out; quite simply how fucking thick are some people?

My cameras were in the boot, so couldn't film it live with my mouth wide open in disbelief, but might forward this to the police given the presence of two other people as shocked as I was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Fucking idiots
Christ why are there so many stupid people in this awful world?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# it makes for good tv
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# best to not film kids... ;D


but there's nothing wrong with a bit of chlorine in the gene pool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# It was seriously shocking Proj
If I knew where my phone was is, I would have called the cops as it was happening; I have never seen anything quite so mind numbing in my life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Go on, send it
Let the reckless bastards get all they deserve
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# You just know...
that if one of them had fallen out and you ran them over then they'd sue you for driving carelessly.
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Quite
It only takes a sudden dash in front of the car of a free roamer like one of the maras for instinct to kick in and hit the brake, and adios one or more kids out the back window

Christ, where do these people get their sanity from?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Natural wastage
When you can just pop another out they become disposable.

I should know I've three kids (I used to have five)
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Why not try coming up with new stuff, then?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Very nice.
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# thx
still not sure of the etiquette vis-a-vis replying to favourable comments - does it look too needy?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Reminds me of Cate Blanchett.
Mind you, trees, rocks, and clouds make me think of Cate Blanchett.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# GTOAP!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# :D
*is lost for words but smiling*

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# haha genius looping
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# you can do eet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# fractalicious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# That's awesome.
I love the background loop.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I can't take credit for that, it is as I found it,
someone else's cleverness I stuck a rocket-dog onto!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# that works
I don't understand why but it does
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Ah Fractalvania
I hear it's lovely at this time of year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hoorah for floaty canines
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Ooohh! I have one of these :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# RRRRRROOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAAANNNNNNE :D
*Sting approves*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening


Stretched the definition of the comp a bit
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# i liked this
and have selected the little button that allows me to validate that opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# This is awesome
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# This is clever
so took me a few viewings to click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Badum-tss


Remake of one I did years ago but have lost
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Take my mother-in-law
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# noice
is remind me a bit of dis
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
hackedirl.com/2010/04/16/culture-jamming-win-how-can-you-tel/
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

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