b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38305 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] evening b3ta
ross kemp on heat:

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck that's so fucking wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Gah!
William Hague arranging a Con-Lib pact.

Pass the mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Ew
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 May 2010, 8:33, archived)
# ^^this cannot be
it's just wrong.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# *grabs bottle of lotion and tea towel*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:26, archived)
# good god!
I am in tears now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:27, archived)
# here, allow these wise words to take your mind off this horror.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:30, archived)
# hahaha
this is class
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
If ever we needed an "unsee" button on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:29, archived)
# I can't see what you mean there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 8 May 2010, 8:24, archived)
# Good lord. I'm not sure what to say. It's just tragic.
Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:30, archived)
# You're a bit late.
Looks like he's already successfully wooed the bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# The line between Ross Rape and wooing is not fine.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:34, archived)
# True.
But she doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# it's not ross rape.
it's surprise sex etc
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:41, archived)
# That's about as surprise as a chorus line.
Ross rape!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:58, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:35, archived)
# now see?
this is not even worth its own thread now....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:45, archived)
# the camera pans right at about 0:14 secs and you can see freebase doing squats, LOL!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0BJUAC-mHE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:49, archived)
# even better, freebase speaks 0:41
www.ehow.com/video_2260342_what-athletic-training-performance.html
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:57, archived)
# hehe
i wonder if he knows how famous he is...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:59, archived)
# i think someone gave him a link to b3ta before :D
www.myspace.com/42836283
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 4:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 8 May 2010, 4:08, archived)
#
"hows life bra u r lookin leaned up"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 May 2010, 5:07, archived)
# haha
viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=42836283&albumID=430917&imageID=3778267

It's the same face!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sat 8 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I'm not sure if I should add this to my porno folder.
I'm leaning toward yes.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 8 May 2010, 4:01, archived)
# been there, done that
I've even gone back to enjoying my right hand -- true stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 4:14, archived)
# High five!
*splut!*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 8 May 2010, 4:43, archived)
# Lets face it...
The bitch was begging for it
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 8 May 2010, 7:40, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 May 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Oh fuck
That's pretty wrong
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 May 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Hahaha
perfect expression
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
awesome
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# god, my ex would love this.
I'm pretty sure I was the object of her desire solely because I looked like a whippet. She had one that felt threatened by my relationship with her and kept trying to assert its dominance over me by constantly trying to hump me.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# That's fuckin' disturbing!
I'm gonna have to go and scrub my eyes with a brillo pad...
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Sat 8 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Who's taking the picture...some pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# This is ace!
(Throws bucket of water over them)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] am this rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 May 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Been done i think
:/ good job anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
# as I did an earlier wooo
as my old stomping ground is this place... I escaped a few years ago..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 8 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Freebase - officially the hardest man in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# that really does look like a bond baddie
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 May 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Count Scrofula, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:16, archived)
# All seams okay...
...and with 2 hours sleep in the past 36, its time for bed...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# So is the guy with the wristwatch thanking his higher power for not being eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# DO NOT MAKE FUN OF VIMOD'S YOUNGER BROTHER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:54, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He's also here somewhere too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:02, archived)
# BOTTOM LEFT!
FOUND IN APPROX 4 SECS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Saw him straight away too,
the power of Vimod!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 8 May 2010, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Posted by the "Band Wagon Assistance Board"..

yeah, lack of hummas here..so what.. Grr.. BRING IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
#

/rp
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:11, archived)
# The Moon
(easy)

/ 'that's no' blog
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 8 May 2010, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Kemp on Fire...


Click for bigger (140 kb)

Shirly bindun, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:32, archived)
# i don't think anyone has used the immolation pic
he looks quite happy :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I like the self-satisfied half-smile there.
And setting fire to cockneys is always laudable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Got lucky with that...
I just used the first pic I thought would fit...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Hooray
for self immolation. I looked for this picture... never been so traumatised with the results (the photos were the corpse)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# There is a video of this...
...it is very fucked up. He just sits there and burns...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# it was the first thing that sprang into my head to be honest
but i couldnt be arsed.
in other news im doing a litte feature for the bizarre magazine geek special, getting paid and everything, watch this space folks
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Glad to hear you're getting paid.
I still owe you £2,548,919.54 for that platinum C3PO, but I'm sure you understand things are a little tight at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:47, archived)
# This is good news
Will you let us know when the feature is printed?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# looks like its next months issue
il post somthing when it goes on sale, and il give it some welly on the blog
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Yay!
I shall look out for the information :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Not bought Bizzare for years, but I'll look out for it...
and pimp it to fuck in the newsletter if you can
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:58, archived)
# i fully intend to
pimp the fuck out of it everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] i discovered the secret code to play as kemp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I loved this game
they should make a new one with kemp as a voiceover
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# it was ok, good novelty value.
but i am so looking forward to red dead redemption

*rubs hands*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:35, archived)
# this looks good
rockstar too :)
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I remember my bro played Red Dead Revolver
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:47, archived)
# this is gonna be 1000000 times better
pretty much gta in the wild west :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Defo..
Phone a freind!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:42, archived)
# "Hi Nick? Gordon here..."
"Gordon Brown... yes, I'm sure you've been expecting a call.
"spoken to Dave yet?
"Oh, you have? Well don't make any rash decisions; I just wanted to have a quick chat..."
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# "think you can run the country still?"
"no, I figured I'd kinda find out who was going to be in the firing line of the Greek tragedy that is going to hit the windmill tomorrow..""
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# surely not ask the audience
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# He just did, yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# so which of the 4 did they choose?
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Conservative by the look of it :(
CON 36.1%
LAB 29.0%
LD 23.0%
OTHERS 11.9%
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# was suicide not even an option?
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Not on my ballot paper!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# my ballot place had a little green pill next to the pen and lots of dead bodies everywhere
I thought this was normal
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
# YES. ALL IS VERY NORMAL.
CAST YOUR VOTE CITIZEN. THERE IS NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE. CAST YOU VOTE THEN YOU MAY GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# According to this man the option is in there already.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8634801.stm
Just down the road from me.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I just looked at a link from a ex friend on facebook, BNP are calling for markers instead of pencils at polling stations
as they think people used rubbers, ahaha , straws and clutching at come to mind

Let's draw a swastika on Griffins head in marker
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Pffft.
The fact over 500,000 people agree with them makes me sad, scared and worried about humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Yes..
Scary indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# ask the audience will result in D for sure



EDIT: *just spots joepesky's reply and feels stoopid*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# don't feel stoopid
we all know the answer is ' PHONE BENNETT '
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# "don't shoot yourself in the head gordon, shoot yourself in the BAWLZ!!!"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I DON'T NEED THE BIGGOT GORDON
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Not done yet?
Make it so!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:39, archived)
# similar :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10037993
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] He's just a little kid at heart
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# This is very
Disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Lully arts!
Aww..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:26, archived)
# niceness...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 8 May 2010, 6:34, archived)
# Kemp
The facts...
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i think you mean chuck norris
who could eat ross kemp, shit out his bones and make a crossbow wth them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# You diss
the Kemp at you're own peril
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i diss the kemp
because he's a potato-headed anal polyp of a man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# But would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# "because he's a potato-headed anal polyp of a man"
I shall endeavour to use this phrase at the earliest opportunity

may depend on me meeting a potato-headed anal polyp of a man
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I liked Battlefield Earth (the book)
fuck the movie..

(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# movies seldom live up to the books
oh well, time for bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# 'night!
:D

EDIT: Not worth it's own thread, but I made an avatar.. do with what you will.

(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# HAHAHAH THATS FUNNY
BECAUSE YOU COPIED IT OFF ANOTHER ROSS KEMP PARODY WEBSITE, HAHA CHRIST YOUR INTELLIGENT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Are you implying this is stolen Mr Fiend?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# no
the quotes are off rosskemp.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Thats lazy...
...Not as bad as thieving stuff tho...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Brace yourself Nick...


sorry for moar politiks
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 7 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# lol..
uber shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Ah so that's what a political man-date is
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Floss Kemp, Anyone?
(Tup, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# well, there's fuck all to stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# more cake!
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# SMASHY CANDLINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# happy b3taday!
there's some stale cake down in the kitchen, that's all i've got.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# stale cake is better than no cake!
incidentally, if you like dragons, vote for my dragon-themed image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# That floss looks like it was plucked from Barbra Windsor's head.
...*shudder*
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
Could be worse, might be freshly woven from Pat Butcher's nether area.
(Tup, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# She doesn't have any hair on her nether area.
You can tell, it's the bit she's always talking out of.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Clean as a whistle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Yep - in one ear and out the other
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] kemphopper
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I thought that was Gordon Ramsey bouncing on Kemp's great orange head for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Oddly, I thought it was Jamie Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I'm worried this might isolate Mu
so I'm proposing that we concentrate on what we can all agree about, namely, that it resembles a celebrity chef.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# well, i'm no mu-ist, so i agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# by which i mean i'm not against mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I don't think it looks like Oliver at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# But you do think it looks like a celebrity chef
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Air Head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Hooray

I miss the spacehopper challenge
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Power BOING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Dirk Kuyt
bouncing on Kemp's head?
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# TENTACLE SQUID RAPE!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# he looks like a fishy elton john
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Happy candles!
(twattybanjo, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ta!
now where's my dragon?
or you could just vote for my dragon-based image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I could do this all day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i bet you say that to all the dragon-obsessed girls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:32, archived)
# All day >loooooooooooooooooong<
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# you tart
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Roostogenerian
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] This appears to have been left undone.


Of course, I am prepared to be proven wrong.

Ooops: Compo'd
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# heheheh!
have this

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# hahahahah...
Teh Richards.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll never agree...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# can they at least agree that they both look highly disturbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Is it me
or do they look like Jeffrey Archer?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# they do a bit
they're like the ant and dec editions of archer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# No... That's a mirror you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
#
disturbing sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# you're either perverted or weird, i'm not sure which
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# all three...

Boy am I going to have a hangover tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# what have you been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# anything

anything everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:11, archived)
# then yes, you are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Tre cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# cool DUDE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# thank YOU
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Bah, you think that's cool?
Tribs is much cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# He's my hero!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Oh all right, you can have a strawberry too
Got a load yesterday at Tesco. Very nice, especially when dipped in chocolate milkshake powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I choke on powder.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# i choke on strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Not a problem
There's residual water on the strawberries after washing them and that dissolves the powder into a chocolatey goo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Doesn't anyone fondue anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Yay! And Aww!
That means I'm no longer on fire...
(Obligatory reciprocal sycophancy : You're pretty cool too!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Oh, stop it!
All this niceness is getting too much, I'll have to insult somebody...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# And normal service has been resumed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# It was 20 years and 5 days ago that David Rappaport, who played "Shades" on Tiswas
("Shades'll sort it") committed suicide.

Thanks for bringing up that memory, atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Hey look over there! Smash Monkey's b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# aaawww!
you did a two wrongs for my b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Confession:
I made it for my last b3taday...but you can have sloppy thirds.......Thirds I say, because I let someone else use it too... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# well, i'm all for recycling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Me too...since most of my stuff is trash.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# oh, don't be so modest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha...see ya's!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I like this
because I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# ^ This
"They say never work with kids or animals. But you know what? They’re wrong! Kids are funny, magical and always surprising."

PS: So are b3tains - I love you all and I have drunk far to much (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Are you a wobbly Wobbly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# very
Wobbly is Wibble Wobbly...

_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# having six eyes isn't cool, it's horrifically disfiguring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Just protecting the dome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# it needs protecting
if i get near it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# ^ Six eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# 7 actually...or maybe 8?...
...nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Shades of shades are shading shady shades !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] deploying kempwalkers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
this am funny
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Destroy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Did they go through Boot Kemp first?
"Kemptown racetrack, five miles long, doo daa, doo daa..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha coool

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Tanks...that got my brain all wound up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:42, archived)
# What the hell?
We're all doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# hahhaha
nice :DD
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# No bridge
No Shark
No Ladder

YOU FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Sticks of an eagle flight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Kempcoulrophobics look away now...
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
In honour of your b3taday, I hired a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# i've said this many times
love that film, fucking HATE clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Is that a comedy horn I hear honking under your bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# if it is, it's very thin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Clown humour is very 2-dimensional already
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# i want to watch IT now
i'm going to have to get the dvd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# 4 quid off eBay or play.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# 0_0
oh, i have to get it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooo!
It will scar you (more)
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Holy...!
Runrunrunrunrun!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:39, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds