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# Don't play with lighters, kids.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# How's the reading going Bentley?

Nice textures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I can't speak for him, but personally I'm up to E.
I can't wait to see what F stands for!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Bentley is the name of a character in a book, he discovers how to read.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockingbird_%281980_novel%29
It's one of my favourite books. If you fancy reading the book then skip the wiki page, it's full of spoilers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Make the book sound exciting in less than 15 words and I might give it a go.
If I can find it to download somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Well...
It's by the guy who wrote The Hustler, The Color Of Money, and The Man Who Fell To Earth.
It's about a believeable future where humanity is dwindling and people just wander around stoned on legal meds in their own little worlds.
Everything is run by robots. A man named Bentley figures out how to read, the chief super-smart robot hears about it, and everything follows from there.
Just choose the 15 words that will persuade you to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# this is rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Alienating 50% of the population
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# devil's treacle
never heard that one before!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# The term could accurately describe Marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# thanks for that
i like marmite :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Lol
Well there's marmite ruined
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Too harsh?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Evening Danny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Danny?
Who the fuck is Danny?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# You are.
You're Danny.
Evening Danny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# funny...
No ones called me Danny before...

What's your name? Gilbert?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# No, that's the other one.
I'm George.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Nope your Gilbert.
and you like grapes.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# alice's brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Danny Dyer, GNOPS victim.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# erm oookkkkkk
which has what to do with abortion?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# then give her a few kicks in the stomach just to be sure
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# And then get the gin and coat hanger
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
#
gin and coat hanger ferret
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# The specially trained one with the sterilised jesses?
Au naturellment
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# slightly over the bad taste line, i feel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# theres a line?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# yes
it's pretty low to the floor, but it's there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I had your mother on the floor last night,
does that mean she's below the line? ;)
(Testicles just for you, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Ha!
You fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# :) *sneaks in a pearoast*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# JAAAAAM
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a rather FAST bandwagon
I'm not normally one for posting things but this got inside my head...

(poodle canoodle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moistness, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's The law....
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# *checks*
Hamsters don't count as aids, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:07, archived)
# It depends. Are they helping you with day to day activities?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# And then help Sauron with his contact lens?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# there is only one lord of the ring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# if I had a colour printer, I could print this out and put it on the student noticeboards
dirty beasts, I bet half of them already have the bum AIDS
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# hahahhaaaa
heh
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# We have a winner!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] diffrent strokes


Click for bigger (28 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' b3ta
stole the joke from scrubs


sorry it's a bit toapy
click for embiggened
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# i do like that word
reminds me of dog sound effects from old comics i read as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# i must be lentil soup, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# *checks pulses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# That's bean done too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Than pun makes me a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I am a pizza.
I am a pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# oops
didn't mean to post on top of you
same theme as well...hehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# great minds etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na SHIPMAAAAAANNN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Paging Doctor prodigy69...
Urgent attention is required on the main board, where a patient just reposted in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
*looks around for biscuits to process*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# before dunking, ensure emergency spoon is on standby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Or just leave it 'till the end
for that end of cuppa, grey biscuity gulp of sludge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwww
ew ew ew ew ew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# oh the best ones for that are ginger nuts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# or chocolate digestives for that
extra oil slick tea coating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# ginger nuts are vile
unless topped with brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# That is wronger than opening a discount rope store in Bridgend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# don't knock it till you've tried it
seriously, taste explosion just doesn't cover it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# salad cream and peanut butter sandwiches
mmm!
or salad cream and sugar - thats another good un!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# totally agree with the salad cream and peanut butter
not tried it with sugar, but if you dip cucumber in sugar, it tastes like melon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# this explains many things Skug.
many things. ;D
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Awesome! I wholeheartedly concur with this announcement.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# stale cookies and leaf piss
run away, run away!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Om nyom nyom!
I feel a faint pride that I started a few colleagues in Switzerland into the glorious pasttime of biscuit dunking.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Crumbs - Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaay, brilliant!
'lo, Tribs, I just got back from Shetland. Did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Of course!
How was it? Where did you go? How many wild creatures did you taunt? Was it worth missing your b3taday for?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Oh bollocks, my candleday! :'(
It was appropriately Shetlandy. Wild creatures taunted me! Specifically, I was dive-bombed by bonxies. Which is an essential part of the whole Northern Isles experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# What do bonxies use to remove stubborn stains? A skua-ing pad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I need to make a Most Contrived Pun Of The Day Award.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# You're the one who brought up skuas
And it was probably skuas who brought up their lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
# SCIENTCE!!!1!!1!!
YES!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# dunking ruins the taste of both your hot drink and your biscuit
 
CONTROVERSY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
#
Fantastic, I totally agree with your post!!
(Buccaneer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Yay tits
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# and he's the biggest one of all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
#
biggest smallest

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# *you* and *you*
....you're hired
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# You, sir, are too good.
Awesome Kempage
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# This is far too good for the likes of me
Gawd bless ya gov
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# 

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# SOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Great expression :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Yay tits indeed. Tits win.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# awooga!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I just saw the giant chin
/hambadger
(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# You're underwired!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# bitch hot!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember to be hygenic..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*breathes*
Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# That's my life motto

That and 'If it smells like cheese, it's probably cheese'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# woo
f
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# ha ha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yes yes yes
Clicks 'til my balls ache
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hahahahahah
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Now wash your willy.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# You missed Roll It
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha, sound advice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# ha hq ha
look how happy it being bummed, and shot!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# was this designed by the bloke that made the roadrunner cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha, now I have images of it going 'MEEP MEEP'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# give it a squeeze, it just might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Arf
It's so easy to speak/spell Latin. I never know why people have such difficulty with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# :D
Latin is a language,
Dead as Dead Can Be,
First it Killed the Romans,
Now It's Killing Me.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# 'pipus spluffus'
*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't Lick Pigs!


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(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# MMMM FRESH BACON
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I licked a pig at breakfast

with sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# if you lick pigs
you could wind up in the back of a hambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Don't tell porkies!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Crackling puns guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Oh, you swine!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# i couldn't possibly do anything rasher
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# this is how we have survived as a species....
[Edit: I mean basically new developments have always boiled down to: can it be licked? ]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Freddy Starr ate my hamster
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# In other news....

Which b3tan is responcible for this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i don't know
but i think i love them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I'd have a guess at Shada
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Do your own research :(
theoatmeal.com/pages/about
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Not a b3tan then..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Eeek
Now next time I have to do a rectal exam I'm going to have to worry about being bitten.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# It's the wrong way up for that
It would be a double rectal exam. BOGOF!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha
So the worst that could happen is I end up with a hamster finger puppet?
That's a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I ROFL'd
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Damn that alien menace...
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# E.T. bone home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Alien erotica!
Woo!
Wonder if their youtube comments are as bad as human ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# "Copper Bollocks" - Pffft
Haven't heard that one in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# would it be considered rude
to give this to your sister as a hint-gift?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# ha ha
no
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# which not transforms?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] £7.50 for a carrier bag is a con though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha
If only Carradine and Hutchence had such sympathetic GPs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Bah, my carrier bags seem to have holes in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
stranglesex xD *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# bag 'ead!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)

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