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[challenge entry] big game: the silent killer
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Lions and tigers and bears oh my, Lions and tigers and bears oh my, Lions and tigers and bears oh my
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# I've had an urge to watch Return to Oz again for the past week or so.
If only to see if it's as dark as I remember it being.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# oddly, i don't think i've ever seen the whole thing
did watch return to oz quite a few times growing up though,
i'm sure that is as dark as i remember.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Pfft.
But that tiger is clearly the pokémon Persian.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# catch 'em all
bin 'em all
kill 'em all
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Not a fan then?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# they seem mostly agreeable
just not on my cultural radar really.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Ahahaha, don't judge me. It's mindless fun.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Oh, Mu, your ability to talk to the ladies is truly splendiferous.
I'm saying that from the perspective of a lady, of course.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Ttss, just because you're wearing a mini-skirt that doesn't make you a lady.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# hmm, so you start off with the wookie woo,
then whip out your "meat thermometer"?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# No, that comes after the Yoda impression.
You have to play it smooth, y'ken?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I am a lady, you jerk :'C
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Nah.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# !!
Fatty!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Oh no! D:
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi there
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] mind if I just drop a pea?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# ha ha haaa
oh dear! I do wish I'd thought of that. Excellent stuff!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# you actual LOL-causing b*****d :D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# "award-winning"
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# eurgh
Why would you drug Gillian McKeith?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 7:48, archived)
#
to examine her poopoos
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Eeek!
I'm never letting you buy me a drink again!!!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# winner
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Everyone dies.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Yes but not usually because of an ingrowing toenail
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# You have obviously
never been stabbed with an ingrowing toenail clipping dipped in curare
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Well as I've just posted on this board
I'm holding up remarkably well if I have
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# ah
but I have sucked a toe dipped in curaçao, does that count?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# There's nothing "usual" about death, is there?
It's not exactly something you have a few of and get a feel for.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Except for cats obviously
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Good point.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# the first person to die under anaesthetic
was being treated for an ingrown toenail
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Oh ok I take it back then
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I was born in 1990,


Click for bigger (152 kb)


Can someone please explain why looking like this was ever considered a good idea?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I was born in 1965
can you explain to me what the fuck you think you are doing?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Aw gee, mister. We won't kick the ball into your garden again, please can we have it back?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# you wouldn't kick it in there to begin with.
you just wouldn't.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# THAT'S who you remind me of. The cranky old man in those Dennis films.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# In a nice way, of course.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# oh God
I was 7 in 1965
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I know.
That's why it makes me glee to have you around old boy :-D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# fuck
I was eight
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# i just checked your profile
terrastock and all that. two e-worlds come together.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# There are far worse ways to look than that.
Guy with the glasses is practically modern. And the guy with the belt just needs to rethink that and he's fine. And take his fists off his hips, of course.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# And you quite often see people like the third guy running about the place
usually quite small and furry all over, but the style hasn't changed much.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Let me ask you this:
these people you're talking about, do they tend to wag their tails and bark a lot? Because if so I think you might be talking about dogs.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Yes, dogs, those are the ones
noisy little guys, crap in the street a lot, I'm surprised they get away with it to be honest. Fashion eh.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Is that a Flock of Seagulls?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# it is indeed
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Ah
I think they rounded off the New Romantic era nicely, by making all the New Romantics realise quite how daft it was getting
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# they look a lot less stupid
than some of the kids your age I see walking around in their modern clothes
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# indeed.
it appears that looking foolish was a 70s 80s thing. There is no way the youth of today would make twats of themselves
orkutluv.com/images/girls-emo-haircut.jpg
*cough*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
*cough*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# wow
i had no idea tim lovejoy was in that band
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# This
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# ha ha haaa
^ this
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# hahahaha
stupid kids of the 90's
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# I've just finished listening to a My Chemical Romance album
Thankfully, however, I was born in 79 and haven't given myself an emo haircut.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# by 1979
I had tried weed, coke and acid. I had some stupid haircuts
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Which is best?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# who cares?
Probably best used all in the same night. ( coke is best )
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hot shit!
*goes to buy a can of coke*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# you got
someone else to cut you hair instead?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# It's called 'Cutting Edge'...look it up.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Drat those short, stumpy legs.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# oh i say sundrop
pip pip old chap
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Tally ho, are you a tailorman by any chance?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
# sorry old boy
i am only a mere shoe cobbler
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)
# or stilts?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# come to think about it,
he can borrow them from the whale
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# NO ONE TOUCHES HIS STILTS
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Lateral thinking, that chap!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# what a dapper dino!
ooo, the last episode of voyager is on!
*buggers off*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Mu have you seen the medusaceratops yet?
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/05/100528113914.htm
I defy you to make a cute rainbow one.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Hmmmmmm.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# how do you get the transparent background on MS paint?
or do you cut your image out and save as a png on photoshop?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I do it all in photoshop now.
This one took three whole layers.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:31, archived)
# is that a custom brush you use?
because photoshop's brushes seem to be very smooth.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I use the pencil tool.
If you right click the brush tool you should see it as an option.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# ahhhh, i see it now.
mine is always on brush, i forgot about the pencil tool.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I have 1, 2 and 4 pixel pencil brushes as presets.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# so, if you want to use and eraser that's a similar pixely style to the penicl what do you do?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# If you select the eraser and look at the bar at the top you should see a drop down box marked "Mode: Brush"
Change that to pencil.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# happy days Mu
happy days
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# seems like an ok solution
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Know your limits!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahha
*clicks*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
And that from a teetotaler.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# so
I should be alright if I make the meths last a month
cheers for the info : D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)
# It'll make you blind
Unless you drink it slow and really savour the poison.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# *Sponsored by the Vinters Association
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# haven't had a drop in over a month
i'm thirsty now ;)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# bugger
i'd forgotten about that half bottle of wine in the fridge
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# arf.

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# jameson?
what, smirnoff not good enough for you?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Smirnoff is not good enough for anyone!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# It was good enough for me when I was necking 2 bottles a day + beer.
Not touched a drop for 16 years now.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# i hate whisky in all its forms
vodka or bacardi, on the other hand...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)
# haha
did anyone else think it was a dildo at first glance? or was that just me
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Nope
it's not just you.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Is that meth
Grape flavoured?
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# This has bin dun, right?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Yup!
Good work though.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
#
Ta! That was 6 mins hard work, glad you appreciate tit.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Cumbian police trying to find out what was going through Derrik Bird's mind
are questioning an ounce of lead-shot
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# ba dum tish
arf
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I think we know who's to blame...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Personally i havent found any of these funny
its been done a million times, and it only just happened,
so fuck off nicely, taa
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ^this
usually using news events to shop images is quite humerous, this time it just seems crass
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# this is B3ta
not the Daily Mail

you should know what to expect when you come here
 
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Oh boy, here we go again ...
*runs to bunker*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# yeah because
it's only fair to take the piss out of tragedy after a certain amount of time has elapsed.

There is no censorship on b3ta. Don't like it? Don't view it.

Does not matter how distasteful you find something, if you call for censorship on the grounds that someone may get upset then you may as well shut the board down.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)
# IT ONLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY?
i can just imagine people scouring the actual scene of the crime , to be like "oh maan i could so put a CDC on that fresh corpse LOL!!!!1"
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# who said that?
because that is really funny
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:10, archived)
# How many other people died yesterday?
Fucking thousands and thousands. Why should these ones get special treatment just because some fucker went postal on them?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# exactly.
and maybe taking the piss out of tragic events is the only reason I haven't put a shotgun in my mouth yet
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
#
I got some bad ideas in my head, what can I say? It's a tragedy...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this smell of chloroform to you?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Always monitor your bodily emissions for abnormal signs
Pick it. Flick it.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# That's an OLD chloroform bottle.
Does it not go off?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Not really,
as long as kept in a cool dark place. More likely to have evaporated.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# just a normal day on the Tutu farm
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha!
That am ace!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# thanking ye
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# ^That.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# to be watched with this audio
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Yaaaay!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Tutu always looks so cheerful.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# so would you if you were the most bestest black catholic in the whole of the planetz
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Anglican
Anglian.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# *wiki's*
i'm stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Don't worry
I checked myself to make sure I was proving you were wrong.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ..........bastard

:D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Carry on then

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# that's utterly brilliant!


(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# thanking you
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# 7 Shape - Come On England (Remix)


7-Shape Vector Fabio Capello (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View My 7-Shape Faces
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# woo
love to see him painted up like that on the sideline
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# You forgot the Fez
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# amazing detail
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# v nice :DD
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# hhe he
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# chuckle
:)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# hypnotised
by the unmoving curl on the upper-left of his head
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# oh yeh!
found out!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Awesome as ever
Shame the b3tans aren't on the wall, some of them are most interesting.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# lovely
i am still wearing my zappa tshirt with pride, and envied by all my friends! :-)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Why has no one replied to this?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# The unwritten b3ta law about male nipples
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# But... he's nippless
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Cos 7s not in the clique.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# *weeps
tears of pure internet.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# haha
lovely. and the branding is appreciated. arial no longer grabs my attention.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Arf!
Bad, bad man!
*click*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# HAHA FUCK!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# BAD BOY BHLC! BAD BAD BOY!!
pffft
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Christ.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Ooof
sniggers
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# You sick fuck.
Well done again :)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Congratulations
You've earned enough Bad Taste Miles to get an upgrade IN HELL.

You now get the rather uncomfortable wooden chair with the broken slat that's furthest from the lunchtime buffet.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I'm having reservations about too laughing to this
while in the knowledge it might be too soon.

Oh screw it, I'll have a giggle
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hehe = )
Feels good to feel bad to be laughing
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Aaaand, we've infected another soul.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# this initiation has been easier than most
I think we should get THAT lurker next - see him there!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Where? Oh yes... there he is.
And they think we can't see them, the poor naive fools.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ooh - did you see how fast he logged off!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# It won't help now that we're onto him.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Shitting Christ
that's bloody grim

pffft
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
OOF!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# you bad bad bad man
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I'm soiled
highly amused - but definitely soiled
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Haha fuck. See this is what's wrong with the concept of hell.
If you're already bound there for eternity, you've got nothing to lose.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Ha! Are you implying something, Sir?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha you're quick off the mark.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
Oh dear.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a..
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# hahahah:D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh...


..but I did. Here I knocked this up for you
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Aw!
Thanks very much!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# you bad bad man


(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope you like it:)

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Likes
click.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# *dalek voice*
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Explainiate?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# this ^
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# u got chiken poks? cal dcter for pills.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I vomit on computers...
...all doctors suck.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# doin sick will onle brake computer u stupd
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Disposable computers! (my idea...don't steal it, interwebs!)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Crotchless edible computers.
*patents*
*sells to Ann Summers*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Computers that perform oral sex while surfing porn...(my idea)!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Too risky, even Firefox might close suddenly... >.<
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# YOR NOT HELPEN
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# lol im not docter
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# GET YO HAND OUTTA MY ASS THEN, FAG
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# me too - sorry
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I'm glad It's not just me
I now have the courage to ask.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# What's the worst that could happen?
Some internet people make fun of you. I'm sure you could bear up through that onslaught.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Oh I know
but I'm a delicate little flower really. *cough*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# huh?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# come again?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahahhaahaahaahahahahaha
funniest thing I've ever seen :D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# have you not seen Gary Spivey then?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Haha!
Second funniest thing...
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Electrocuted tribble!
/ac... no, really.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Waaa!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# search google images for RIS
I believe it stands for Runner-up In Show in this case

home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2003allbreedbisris/BIS.html
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# *spits tea everywhere*
What the fuck are these creatures?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# dunno
but I'm getting Jolly Jack to draw a sexy one
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha "What shall I draw the day?"
A crowd of fluffy Angora rabbits..... with tits.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# haha
next time he asks, this is what we should all ask for!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Could you post a picture of your cats' vaginas tomorrow
to give hime some reference material
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# hang on, I've got a directory full of them somewhere
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I like the one that's an indistinguishable mass of floof best.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# this is my fave


he looks like a furry spacehopper
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# This my fave
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ^ You both picked the most Ewok lookin' one.
NERDS.
NEEERRRRRDDDS.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# oh. my. god.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# HE SEWWW CUDDLRY!!!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# right
I've got a mother fucking lawn to mother fucking mow
t'ra fluffbotherers
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Don't have too much fun without me.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# gah!
he's mine - gerrrof him he'll burst with both of us on him!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# THEY'RE BREEDING! WE'LL NEVER BE RID OF THEM!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Fucking hell. Best not feed the after midnight.

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely and fluffy
with a hint of nylon soft toy stuffing
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Jimmy Savile has really let himself go
As it happens
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# You bleached a tribble?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# The cat did a whoopsie where now?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# not only is this wonderful advice
but this is what a real live pacman must look like!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# What? WHAT?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# haha
the pie is indeed wise
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Mmmm pie
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# EGGEYES

also: what?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# She's cute!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# It's a he.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Are you talking about the pie?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# The copy machine! She's a fine model.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I'd like to reproduce with her!

or something.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Ow! It's jammed!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# You'll need to do a nozzle head check.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Excellent advice.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# my advice is stay well clear
/bitter and twisted blog
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I am very very sorry
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# *office lol*
You bad man!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# haha
I was at the docs earlier. There was a woman there who did nothing but play on her phone while saying 'shuh up Nafan' continually to her 4 year old child who appeared not to be able to speak at all and was still on one of those kid-lead things
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Future mensa members by the sounds of it
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That was the current Mrs Box

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# when they get home
tell Nafan to shuh up
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# and take him off his lead
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# No, he must stay on his lead
at least until he's back in the cupboard under the stairs eating his fish heads.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# oh god
hahahahaha
poor Nafan
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# SHUH UP NAFAN!

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# that's better
he's sucking on his fish heads while sobbing quietly now
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Ahahah, yes!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I know I am going to regret asking but...
what is a cautious horn? Is it off Derek and Clive?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I'm sure you know exactly what it means.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I have to confess I have never used the words horn and cautious together
in my experience they are mutually exclusive (which probably explains a lot)
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Never seen a very pretty ladyboy?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# possibly........
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
don't forget big and clever
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# too true
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Nicotine is antimicrobial
Therefore this keeps your baby free of disease.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# And nice and small to squeeze out too.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Sucking thumbs causes cancer.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# only high tar thumbs
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# U filtah?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Tom Thumb Cigars
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Haha! I'm liking this
The first scan of my daughter looked like she was smoking!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# cheers!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice one Twisty!
:D

*clicks*
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# cheers :-)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# you talkin' to me???




bindun?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# yep.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Blurry-face cannot shoot in-focus guns...Fact!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Someday
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
#
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# haha
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Why are people suddenly posting stuff I don't understand?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# haha - have you ever watched Taxi Driver or Rain Man or the news?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# haha
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#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Est thou talketh to me?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Graham Norton?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Funny how a Biro can change the word...


Click for bigger (138 kb)

...Not that I partake in such pastimes.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
#
Did anyone else see that?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
#
No?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# yup.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
#
Oh!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
#
Tits.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Where?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
#
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# GTFO

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
#

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Great!

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
why oh why didn't we evolve this way!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# It's o.k.,...................laundry room.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I like
but it's definitely not as safe for work as I would like...
x
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# You thought about sex...didn't you?!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# *must. look. away."
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Defeats it's purpose.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Original image?
Where did you find it? Purely for research purposes *cough*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I'm not sure...history erased...by accident of course.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# *is not looking*
fuck it

*stares*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Cor
It's like a real life thing from a jolly jack cartoon
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# LOL DRURGZ
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I heard that all these beta regulars is washed out drugs heads
everybody dide
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Gronkpan this is an intervention.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I wish I could believe it this time but you always abandon me
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# MY SON
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# SORRY, PA.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Just brain dead.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Who you callin' washed out, huh?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Rump Cover Steak NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I love that style of diagram
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# this
is nicely done
*click*
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 5:23, archived)
#

Also; I scrawled a How to play strip for Red Dead Redemption, drew a bunch of sketches and highlighted the continued stupidity of a former employer.
I been busy.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Oooh I hope nothing sexy happens.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# KNICKERS!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Gusset!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Kick her in the kidneys, Kat!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hehe
so you work for rare? what do you do if you mind me being nosy, does it involve your world class doodles n such?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Official Banjo-Kazooie porn drawer.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I drew what they told me to.
And in my free time, I drew stuff that actually sold.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Excellent as always
And the Red Dead sketch is on the money!
*Clicks like an empty six shooter
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# so are these characters actually furry like cats and squirells
or do they have essentially hairless skin like humans?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# they look like classy ladies
how exactly have they tended their front gardens?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I can't picture what a cat's vagina looks like
which is probably a good thing.

I may catch and examine a squirrel on the way home.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I have 2 female cats
they hardly turn me on at all
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Can't you see
they have hairy elbows
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# oh
I want to be sick. Nothing with hairy elbows should wear underwear like that
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# The ironside theme plays between the 3rd and 4th panels
complete with red tinted close up of Kat's enraged eyes.

Ends in bloody violence.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
#
bloody violence
clothes-ripping catfight
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I hope it goes a little like this:
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Thanks for the furrynewsupdate.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# oh I've pissed myself laughing
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I like the third sketch
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Top Stuff!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)
# File this under "Ideas I probably shouldn't have had..."

/straight to hull
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Yep.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# oh dear
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Oof!

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# To hull with you, TAXI! oh wait

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Pffft
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# BEFORE I GO THERE'S JUST ONE MORE STRIKE I WANT TO BOWL
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
He really was an awful cunt.
Cracking shot though O_o

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# OOOF!
I shouldve known you lot would have been on this like flies round shit...

*waves to everyone*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)

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