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# 'Spooooot ' for Cockweasle

Long live freebase!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# looks familiar, that
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# and?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Spooooot for free !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
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#
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#
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# Jump for joey !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# F U C K K K K K K!

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Hat Up . . . and hold that pose !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# allie-oop!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
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# ROW FOR YOUR FREEDOM
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# "Fuck knows Norman!" said Frank.

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Who the Frank nose !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
yeah, he'd better run
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# LAWL!!
Mind if I dump this here?

Brought to you in glorious B3tavision!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# that's awesome
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Cor, ace
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# thats
awesome :D woo you should have put it in a new thread, well deserving.

woo
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# I'm new to this whole 'image posting' malarkey
Thought I'd ease in first instead of stomping out a new thread and being all 'OHAI GAIZ I JUST CAEM OVARR FROM /TALK AND IMA MAKE A NEW FRED LOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL!!'

thankys for the woo :D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# That am indeed very
very woo
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# *Just trying to help...
You may want to make the background transparent...?
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# ooh ooh
now dot the one where he's upside down and he gives the big magenta cock a handjob using only the force
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# don't tempt me
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Editor's cut !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Roman TOAP
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# We've found a series of small walls!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Tiny ice creams?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Sossiges
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
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# and here, you'd find Tutankhamen, playing the banjo...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# ..
"... let's have a look in Carenza's trench....."
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# what an utter bastard


CFB
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Tip top . . . the roof gives me the shingles !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# *hands out prescription for acyclovir*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# *swipes*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# have a spang!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# marathon man is a masterpiece
sinister japes!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Hit close to home for smee . . .
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Laurence Olivier has a retractable sword
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# At's purdy dang goot . . . I'll see what I can do to smee mit dat )))===>
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# i gotta quart a jussis in the mail
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Was the stamp lickered . . .
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# nein
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# The nerve of them !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# hoovering in the nude is perfectly normal
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# *nozzles*
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# *crevice tools*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Nothing sucks like an Electrolux
then a Goblin is another matter
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
#
Frequenting b3ta can be so instructional =)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# you know that we own you now don't you?
.
.
.
.
you did read the small print surely?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# It was very fine print.
Sadly saw an image fitting the above description recently, things one cannot unsee. Like baby eels.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
#
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# The other Eels, perhaps =) Beautiful Freak still in my mp3 player to date.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
# (Ritchie from Bottom)
'I told you, my trousers accidentally fell open as I entered the fish tank...'
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# HA yes
that was kinda in my mind
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Ba-Dum-Tish

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# It's a big plaice drum
runs
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Bass Drum...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Poundin' on the flounder
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Is that what they call . . . tipping the scales . . .
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# HAHA
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# If looks could gill...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Fillet my sole !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# It's so hard to keep a straight face when people come in with stuff like this.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# shirly bindun?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# *stares blankly for ages*







... oh right! haha very good.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Pffftttt...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# HAHA
very good
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# the obvious challenge now
is to think of something with 'diamond' in it....
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I die mon dieu
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I too suffered at the hand sof boiling water when about 2
mainly got away wiith it apart from my chest melty skin patch....
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I don't remember the incident at all
My mum always maintained that she probably made the scarring worse by franticly trying to remove my t shirt... thus pulling my melted skin with it!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:34, archived)
# haha fuck!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# *invents a new drink*
*reposts*
ummm_sorry
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
#
The sad thing is that I recognise the picture you used for that face.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
Oh nice and new =)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Going for the royal straight flush . . .
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# hahahah
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Haha
what a card!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# STAR WHORES!
They're finding it all SO educational!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# "you need to travel down this trench until you find a small exhaust port "
err.............
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# haha
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# i would rofl
but then I'd pick up all the lint on the carpet on my t-shirt.

However, 'Lol' :-)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# It's only 2 metres wide...
(her name's Jordan)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
aceness as ever
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# chewie is lovin that shit
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# oh yeah
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# EAT MY BOW CUNTCLOWN!
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#
Chewbaccerette
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# that is so wrong
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# You mean sexy
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# :D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Source or it's not true!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Its from Star Wars.
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# Not that one you fool
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# may the fist be with you
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# had to ;)
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# :DD
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Unsure when he stopped displaying his dongle in every film
The force is strong with him =)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Would also work
with that Obi-wan Jedi mind trick thing.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# The phwoar is strong with them
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# DOWN IN FRONT !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# well she hasn't shaved for a while
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# I say
:D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
This brings balance to the force
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Time
for a Han Solo.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Red hot XXX..standing by.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *hmmmuuuuummph!*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I can't stop watching that
:D *clicks*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# suking :D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# hot
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# i like his oven gloves.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# they're sperms
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# haha i've been looking at this for a while now and only just realised it has a ball gag in its mouth
sexy tiem!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Grand........ however,
A doctor once told me a friend of mine that this is an incorrect use of a vacuum cleaner!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Now that . . . is what I call getting hosed !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sing it gay ...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# *S*P*A*N*G*


Image not my own, too busy to make one right now
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# * Has a fit....
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Ooof I sooooooooooooooo soorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
/Genuine
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Or use ¬
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Smashing
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# I remember
KYTV as well.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Afternooooon !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# that is spectacular
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# ^this:D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# i was on stella for the last few weeks
switched to sweet lady heineken

interesting experiment you can do with stella:
1) Drink Stella
2) About four
3) piss in a can
4) drink four more
5) see if you can tell the difference
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Ah, see I know this one.
Here's how you tell the difference. Stella is "reassuringly expensive", so you'll end up with the taste of piss in your mouth and MUCH LESS MONEY in your pocket.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# it's a quid a can, how is that expensive
i must say, I am quite fond of beer
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# It's expensive for piss.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I don't think they ship to here :)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# what i think of heineken :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# it's known as a bit of a smug cunt drink over here
having said that i'd drink pretty much any beer.....that contains alcohol
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Your personal preferences offend me.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# But you like stella!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# oh jaysus!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Wow, that is excellently done.
Many woos.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# nice 'shopping..... he looks friendly too :)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# crocohopper!
woo yeah!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# haha, awesome!
he looks hungry and likely to be fond of testicles.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# crackin stuff!
top shoppage as usual
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# shop toppage
:D WOO *clicks*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# excellent
*click*
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# aaaAAAAA
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# That's beautiful.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Superb!
those drumsticks would feed a family of 4!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Great jumpin' jaws of hopping teeth !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Blimey
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
bloody brilliant!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# R.I.P. Brian Duffy
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Fantastic!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Good one.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# kerlick
: )
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Did this fp?
Restore my faith in justice please.
Oh it's new, I assumed it was a repost for this occasion. Great idea, nicely done.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Shamefully, it is a pea for the occasion
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Slow day, great image
doesn't really seem all that shameful to me. Still, I suppose we have to alert the authorities.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
#
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#
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#
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# class

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# thats
most woo
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I did this to that,,, I hope you don't mind?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# and this ¬
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# May I?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# NO!
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)
# ......your penguin page is well funny.....brightens up any day :)
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# aw cheers :)
I love this pic, not seen it before.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# That man is authority on a stick!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# noice
I think i will just drop this one off here
piggieFreebase
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# So happy
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# corker
:D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# am I the only one...
...who thought on first glance that it was David Blunkett?
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Scenes from the Hollywood hospital waiting room...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Pfft !
:D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Definitely,
definitely!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# heh
:D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] behind you!!!!!!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Battle royale?
One of the few high school flicks that really touched deep
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I don't think it is BR actually
which is annoying me, because now I don't know what it is :(
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# 'fraid not
its from Machine Girl.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# d'oh
I was just about to guess that, honest.

Is it any good? I've always been put off by the ludicrously priced dvd...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# It isn't as good as BR
but definitely worth a rental, or ahem, other means.
oh, and the opening sequence is incredible!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Cool will check it out.
Have you seen Samurai Princess? Quality ultra low budget plotless and very, very silly gorefest. I highly recommend it :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctXBVbbDWo
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# havent seen that one!
looks pretty awesome! have to try to track down a copy
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I would also like to know if it is any good please
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
#
Oh I see, thanks

Looks great, now to find out who among the friends has a copy...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Saturday Nature Fact: Crocodiles prefer fresh meat.

(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Taunting those poor Crocodiles.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear Mr and Mrs Hucknall...
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I always wish I'd used a condom
every time I fuck Mick Hucknall.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# The only way Mick Hucknall should be fucked
is with the rough end of a slowly rotating pineapple.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Mick Hucknall IS a slowly rotating pineapple.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I accidentally saw a much funnier version of this.
I thought it said "Ever wish you had a used condom?" I was imagining stuffing one into his mouth.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You'd have to watch out that he didn't bite you. Ginger's saliva contains over 50 species of bacteria and is virulently toxic.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!!!

credit to Colonel Boris for his photo of this amusing creature :D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# :) whee
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# !
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
#
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# FASTER
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# that[s it's limit
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha!
Tawny Frogmouth's FTW!
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# they are pretty goddamn awesome
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Pfft!
I can say that they are supremely unbothered about people lighting them up with torches and taking photos of them.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# he looks positively joyous at the amount of attention he's getting
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# They always look miserable.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# not if you look at the tuft above their beak as the top of their mouth.
he looks well happy.
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)

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