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[challenge entry] Not quite on topic,


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but this product was discussed (at length) in a drunken conversation on Saturday night.

Length? Almost female, after a generous application!
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Disclaimer : May not actually contain any molecules of CDC


..but the memory remains.
(Kyzia was here on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# help im in pain
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Maybe
you're doing it wrong..
(Kyzia was here on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# drink mini cocks to cure gayness?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Too much of a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Well...
That's the crazy, crazy world of homeopathy for you. Improbable dilutions of something supposed to cause the symptoms cure them, so they say.
(Kyzia was here on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Ah too little then.
You can get locked up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# oh sorry
i hadn't a clue what homeopathy was
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Haven't we established this is 'scented tap water'
I might fear to clean my teeth if otherwise tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# so I guess this makes it officially teh gheyshift?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Forget Terrapins, Lizards are way cooler elvisweathercock
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I think Mu would probably agree with you..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Only big ones, with rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Oh, dear.
One forsees certain steering issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Lizard has a huge tail
enabling it to breeze around corners, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# nifty gravity usage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Don't their tails fall off a lot?
That's not a very dependable design when it comes to motorcycle control.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# No, you're thinking of Eeyore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Eeyore was always my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# indeed :)
happy convoy day people
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] -
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# All of the above,
regrettably. And no, I can't smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Damn
I *knew* I was being insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I find nothing offensive about your pic.
I'm just a miserable old bastad. And have undergone several of the above symptoms.

All of which, btw, were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# You
were in the circus?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# well, yeah.
I was a lion, a clown, and a wall of sodding death.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# This is me most mornings when I stumble out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# FASE?

* I Don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 6:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# is it wednesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# What is a boy to do?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# cook some scrambled eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hey baby I hear those blues a-callin'
Tossed salads and Shmerm merngh herrngh
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Well maybe I seem a bit confused
blublublublublublublub
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I GOT YOU PEGGED.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Never got it with Frasier
This took quite a while, forgive me if I drop it here Mr Mofara :)


^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Now this
I ruddy love!
Top marks Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Nice
Would make a lovely change
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# You have a great eye for nature, James.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Most kind
I actually threw the desaturated layer though some software that replicates old film; Exposure 2 by Alienskin; it's a bit awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# It's a lot awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Haha damn
I honestly was thinking that the background looked like a 70's football photo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I believe that's the idea of the software ;)
There's a trial version I believe, well worth investigation; it gets even more groovy with colour film
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# That's great.
It really ought to be an album cover
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Frozen in time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Nurgle sprink phumphumphumph . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
STOP TOSSING YOUR SALAD FRASIER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# my eyes :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Blinkin' 'eck
Wos goin' on 'ere?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] In the spirit of the compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# don't forget to steralise your local council estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Compo your compo spirit, dude..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Cheers matey
I didn't think gifs counted in this compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Rules are for societies.
We're a collective.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Goddammit you're right!
:) I will "make it so"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# *calls the police*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# *Holds hands out ready to be cuffed*
It's a fair cop
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ...babies
oh noes im turning into a gramma!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# What big eyes you have..
(and either spelling can work in this context)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# No, I did actually mean to use the possessive pronoun "baby's"
As in, the bottle which belongs to the baby

*Yours works too though :)
(Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammar too)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# its okay cos i canne read
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I dont understand won wurd outta yor goddam mouth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# smoking :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] One day I'll grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# wanking thread?......why not:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# wankwankwankwankwankwankwank
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Shit what have I started?
I'm not going to shop 'em all, but some of the subsequent pages of this leaflet are great if you just replace that one letter.

Wanking's just not for me...
* "I don't have the time"
* "I don't know any good places to wank"
* "I don't feel safe on the streets"
* "I don't have anyone to wank with"
* "My kids won't wank"
* "I'm too unfit to wank"

Wanking is easier than you think
* Wank this way!

Making wanking fun for kids

When can kids wank on their own?

Making your streets wanker-friendly
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# let's have a National Wank Day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
#
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# You are a Bradford PHD student
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# KILL THE SHOE!
FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Looks like a Doc Who scene
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Now that's my kind of exercise!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# A little bit of rope around the neck, and it's anaerobic.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*does a carradine*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# That was a wardrobe accident.
Remember- Always keep matching accessories (belts, scarfs, jewelry and gloves) on the same hangars or nearby the clothes they're worn with. Neck tie does not go on PENIS!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# ahh yes
a wank a day keeps the priest away, esp when you do it on his vestible
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# i'm not sure i really need any encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# hopefully that day is a long way off!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Christ
that's disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# okay
he got whoregasm
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
#
I have a cube of butter melting inside me right now and I want someone to come and churn it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Topical!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I'm not happy about him going out at night on his bike
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Heh
That's rather wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Torch light at night . . . tortuga on bike should take a hike . . .
otherwise . . . GO TORTUGA . . . GO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# What the hell is that creature?
Apart from awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Terrapin....
...you've upset him now lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I remember when he was dead nervous taking that bike out.
I have to say, he's really come out of his shell.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# on the head or bum?
which pan do you prefer?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I'll have head, thanks.
(fnarr, and if you will, fnarr.)
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# That is just too wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "on yer bike"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Now . . . he's gettin' s o m e w h e r e __________________ . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Wunderbra!

Love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# At least he has a little light.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Excellent
I guess that's why you put him on a trike :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# spelbound :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha!
topical!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Collective gymnastics hmmm....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I expected nothing less from you mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Jedi strikes again!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# h aha
i have no frame of reference here

/donny blog off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# GONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha
made me guffaw!
(Banjo Legs, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
#


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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It doesn't matter how many times you tell people though, they still keep doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I blame the media
They make it look like such fun. I bet that Justin Beiber portrays it as "cool".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Well yes it may make you look cool but later in life you'll probably regret it.
I really can't stand people who set themselves on fire in front of their children, I mean what kind of an example is that setting?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I admit that I've set myself on fire one or two times in my younger days but it was usually accidental.
Like this time when I was trying to burn a wasps nest with petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Going for that "Minimum of 1 experience point per kill" rule exploit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Remind me not to register under your practice when you're a GP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahha!
I did that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
#
fffff.at/shaved-bieber/

ALL OF U IDIOTS INCLUDING THE FUCKIN HORE GREG! UR SO FUCKIN GAY U ASS HOLES JUST BECAUSE U DONT LYK HIM DOESN’T U HAVE 2 DO THIS SIEBER SHAVING SHIT JUST DEAL WITH OK! DON’T BE JEALOUS WE ALL KNOW HE’S BETTER LOOKING THAN U & ALL SO BACK OFF & NO IM NOT 12 IM OLDER GOT THAT U BIEBER HATERS CAUSE U KNOW WAT NO MATTER HOW HARD U TRY HE’S ALWAYS GONNA BE ON MAGAZINES, T.V, WEBSITES AND THE RADIO HE’S GONNA BECOME MORE FAMOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# read that as "shaved beaver"
imagine my disappointment :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I'm better looking than Justin Beiber
I'm adorable!

/not actually entirely sure who Beiber is but he's probably trendy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# i can't walk down the street without some cunt on fire
gets right on me nuts it does
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
#  
Unless you're protesting, Thích Quảng ức-style.
Otherwise, sound advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
advise
advice
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Doctors advise and give doctors' advice
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Is he wearing a brazier?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# and split-crotch panties
...probably!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# He's on fucking fire :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Lighten Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Perhaps its Burns night
and he misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# ahaa
yes to my shame i notice the error.

Oh well. Blame beer. Or me. Or both.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Have a shoddily-done kite-surfing pelican
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# It looks like it's really enjoying itself ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Bloody pelicans, kite-surfing around all day!
  
GET A JOB YOU WINGED SLACKER
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Pelican't!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Woo, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Splash Down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# The Pelican Briefs.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# That's pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# nice pants :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Pance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# AAU.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Lovely.
You've got a fantastic eye for detail.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# dun forgot strings.......tch!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Already bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# this reminds me of dawn's cunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I liked her in Buffy the Vampire slayer

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# respect the vcunt
www.b3ta.com/talk/
www.b3ta.com/links/The_dangers_of_Picasa_search_my_PC_for_pictures_option
spotify:track:2O2ii9OPZYh1NBXo9FtE0Y

nsfw innit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Woah there hoss!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# duly cunted
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# @P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# dawn's cunt rules
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# what's rule #1
You don't talk about Dawn's cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# What's peepers, precioussss?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
*rubs eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Seriousartslol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# bottle to the face
ouch
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Stay Happy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# wobble bottle FTW!
( the A! )
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# On reflection, I concur..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Use some other legal chem for your recreational weekend,
until the government arbitrarily makes it illegal and you a criminal.

*ooh, little bit of politics*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Hay, if your referring to myow myow it killed TWO PEOPLE but then suddenly it didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# AND HAS NEVER BEEN TESTED SO NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT"LL DO TO YOU OMG
except it's based on Khat which in some countries (mainly Africa) has been chewed like tobacco for fecking years and it's effects well understood.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I agree with this. Instead of blanket bans on particular substances, just single out those who can't tolerate them.
So only those who are susceptible to paranoia are banned from weed
And only people who are bad at driving when drunk are banned from drink-driving.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# stop being sarcastic lol
it was targeted more at the saturday nighters
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# No, I do partly believe this. I had a friend who was a right cunt when drunk. We repeatedly told him not to drink.
Beat me up a couple of times when pissed for no particular reason.
Kind of lost touch with him.
Last I heard he was in prison for kicking some poor girl to death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Is that a trunk on her forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't think she can be repaired

probably would though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# That chest looks familiar
tyroshutterbug.wordpress.com/2009/01/16/rip-khan/
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# whoah!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Alcayhol!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# No more for you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I'm a very well behaved drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# I'm worried about your liver.
I think you should give it the day off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I'm not drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Good. I'll do your drinking for you. You also won't have to smoke this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I don't smoke anyway. You'll have to smoke for someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Well, now you do.
congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# And now you've posted that up there and I wish I hadn't said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Oh, happily my frog disaster was averted because it rained.
So were my plans to more the lawn and wash my car.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
Revelations 13:3
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha:D
click
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# MEEP MEEP
*thank you*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# no problem.
(meepmeep is, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Luke, I am a muppet

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Love at first MEEP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# took me a minute then.......
Pfffffffttttttt!!!!!!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# ^this
hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Captain Howdy Headquarters
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# A treacherous hive of scum & villainy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Haha!
So many possible variations of this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# ha ha
if only...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Referendum
Is it gay to watch shemale movies?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# what's a shemale film?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)
# A bit like He-Man films but for girls?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# 35mm?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Google it.
Make sure safe search is off.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# birds with a lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# It's a film about chix wiz dix, usually going out for pudding and japes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# It's a film starring popular bollywood actress shemale (pronounces she-ma-lay).
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# It's a film about brewing beer from shems
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# one of these

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Sexuality relates to your own gender and that of your preferred sexual partner
not which films you watch. I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# What does Wessonality refer to?
edit: relate relate
(shit)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:22, archived)
# I am unfamiliar with that term, but Google is my friend
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wessonality
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Oh dear, the internet kids have dirtied up an American marketing success :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
So I can watch Watership down? Oh, thank goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Oh bollocks.
Fluffy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# It won't even turn you slightly rabbity
unless you already had rabbity tendencies.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Ah, the voice of reason

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Hello lovely Dutchman
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Not bad
I have to go back to work tomorrow after a three week absence :(

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# OK thanks
No work here until Wednesday, which is nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# only if you're gay
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# What? No.
Also: Where's our fucking picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:22, archived)
# No :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# no
but if you get a hard on then maybe you are a bit. Depends which parts of the film are turning you on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
#
Our survey says :



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# here's a picture


just finished my random burning
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# oooh ladyboys
i don't know

do you know any good ones?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# WACKYNESS
WAAACKKKY

fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# encarnacioOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOoo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvlGtsPH-c4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Dude, that's a bucket o' woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# thanks dude
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I watched that film on an airplane, while being very tired
it suddenly seems good and understandable now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# airplane?
it's ok, they're on instruments
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I just want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Depends, when you're wanking, who's fucking who with what in your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Beatin' Them Skins


Snare:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9gQQ95y2PU
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# oh yeah!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Fun to beat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I bet!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# hi-hats off to you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# And a da dum tish to you !
www.instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# KICKIN UP DA RIDDIM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You bring da snares . . . and I snares 'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# He loves it so much . . . that he never stops !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Practice . . . practice . . . praktise . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Oh yeah
Bang on!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# I could beat on da drums all day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# woo drums :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Another winner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# RAWK
;)

www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Awesome!
An excuse to put reign in blood on really fucking loud! *headbangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Heh, that's the first song I played this afternoon

I entertained a non-metal friend yesterday night with my DVD of For Those Aboot To Rock www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIe2gTqCVg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# You got it !
Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)
# *channels John Bonham*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Stay tuned in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# bish bash bish bash
....goin'through ten cow-hides a day.......costin' a fortune he is:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# What's a few skins among friends !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# FFFUUUUUUUUUCC***********!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# that made me jump when i finished posting my comment to twistedomentum
hahahaha argh you mental head
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# holy fuck
this is seriously fucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Lesley Ash ain't looking too good these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# oh christ on a fucking bike
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I bet it says that to all the clowns . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Gosh!
Clarkson needs to up his game now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# wow
proper darkness
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# this reminds me
a horse goes into a bar..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Now I feel guilty for posting the link to the Japanese punk band.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# HAHA WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# O PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# *CLOSES BROWSER*
*CURLS UP INTO FETAL POSITION*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# be afraid!!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I keep waiting for it to swallow itself and disappear...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha:D
WTF:D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I approve of this in the strongest possible way

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Make it stop :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Mad as fuck.
But excellent, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# That scares me...
Do not watch below if you're easily upset!!

In a bad way, it really reminds me of this girl

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaha
Great stuff *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# When I put mt glasses on this looks perfectly normal to em . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I made a thing

Huge version on my profile because I am too stupid to get CFB despite being told numerous times.
She doesn't look very friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Nice.
I especially like the flick of hair there. Works nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# mardy cow
she needs a biscuit and a nice cup of tea, that'd cheer her right up.

*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Cool :)
<a href="http://YOUR_HOST_NAME/YOUR_BIG_PIC.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://YOUR_HOST_NAME/YOUR_CFB_PIC.jpg" /></a>
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I have tried in the past
and everything looks fine on preview. Then it posts the big picture to the board and everyone has a fit! So i'll stick to the simpleton way.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah probably better than being yelled at
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# hmmm
<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/ee710610c25fad6113eb/3girl8.jpg" target="_blank">CFB</a>

CFB

all you have to do is put your picture's address in
(the target = blank is just to force it to open in a new tab/window)

like the pic - reminds me of Joanna Lumley
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# hell hath no fury
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Hi Cockythingy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Just finished making it,
thought I'd try it out!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# So you don't really like her picture then WiL?
*stare*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I imagine this to be a Paddington style hard stare
but given your sig, maybe a cautious stare
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# If I didn't I wudna used it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# The hair works really well
though she may need her roots doing...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Personally,
I have been dyeing my roots grey recently.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# A little silver adds class
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# you like em with false teeth?
gummy grannies eh, mature woman chatline? eh eh eh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Tea and sympathy
goes a long way...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# maybe this will help


1.the green is the code you add to the end of your post
2.copy the highlighted part of the address from your image link in b3tards
3.then paste it inbetween the inverted comma's, bob's your uncle.

EDIT: oh yeah, nice pic btw :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I just have a page of text where I add all this kinda stuff,
and my woos and things so they're easy to find n use.

Whenever I use b3ta I call up the same page so I get my HTML crap right n look like I know what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# ooo, nice idea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Or you could just put the link to the big picture under the little one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# or on top
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I very much
appreciate you taking the time to help, but I'd only cock it up. :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# just play around with the preview button until you get it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# That's what i did a
few months back and it all looked fine; so i pressed 'post this message' and 200 odd zigabytes appeared on the board. I got yelled at, I offered to delete the pic, got yelled at for that because people wanted thier yells preserved for posterity, and all in all didn't have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# They're not really yelling. They're sitting, gazing dispassionately at a flickering screen.
The cold remains of last night's takeaway slowly solidifying next to their computer's heatsink.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Certain people
on here still like to say things like: "That was shit. Did Sundae make it?". I'll not give them the bullets, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# that's a bit pathetic
considering that the only thing they can probably conjure up is a TOAP or CDC, not that there's anything wrong with TOAPs or CDCs :D.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# This is the thing,
when u look at their post history this is usually all they ever 'create'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# aye
not having a go at people who do only that kind of stuff, i'm partial to it myself at times, but i've seen some of them be a cunt just for the sake of being a cunt.
thankfully 99% of /main are actually pretty cool.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I don't mind
banter; my logos on my vids are a toilet, which might indicate how seriously i take myself. But some people got personal, and nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Let bitchers bitch.
Who gives a toss, it's only the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# they were probably loving it to be honest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Wow!!!
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I like that
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# That's pretty awesome.
Sniveling threadjack-

Live Japanese punk band in Cleveland. Get it before it's gone-

www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# You've done a great job on her !
Perhaps she doesn't look so friendly because she had to hold that pose for such a long time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# You mean you have your profile in your profile?
Lovely stuff. A bit of a glower is much sexier than a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (134 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# The Yips
Hahahaha!
I haven't heard that in years
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# and free holidays too......................Glaxo Babies"This is your life"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)

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