0_0Jeebus *shudders*..... A bit too Whitley Strieber for my liking. Good shopping though
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:39,
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Grima Wormtongue/LotR Nerd :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:49,
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Avatar wasn't quite as good in black and white
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:51,
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that's scaring me!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00,
archived)
yes..flush the little shit off the board :)lol
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:30,
archived)
Hahahahahahaaaaaa!B3ta patent shit post remover . . .
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:30,
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I think you might need more fibre in your diet..... The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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FLUSH!Ahhh-haaaaa
saviour of the universe!
(saviour of the universe!
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:31,
archived)
Oh my god, IT'S NOT GOING DOWN!*places a layer of toilet paper over it and puts lid down*
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:34,
archived)
Better yet - head to the 'mail us' form and try and get a mod onto the scene...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:37,
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heheand the shit is gone!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:47,
archived)
warning contains mild shitness below
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:22,
archived)
I your going to be a cunt at least donate and get an icon
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:25,
archived)
putting 'lol' at the end of everything you say just proves to me how much of a fucknut you really are prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:26,
archived)
oh my god its like 1997 again lol
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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ooh ooh oohlook at me with my skills!
;D
(;D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:47,
archived)
Very nice, now put it awayYou can get arrested for that kind of thing.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:59,
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I usually get off with a slap on the wrist Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01,
archived)
:D some days I can't help but think Adblock is one of the most useful things ever...good morning b3ta!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:25,
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I sometimes think I should start using Firefox morebut I feel I need to remain loyal to good old Safari
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:28,
archived)
...I never like safari. I was stuck with it on my old mac, and for some reason it was so unstable... Not used if for quite a while now, thoughmornin' freebs
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:32,
archived)
In a new thread?You should have had the arrow pointing up and posted it under the Shit Post?
* This post may contain lies
(* This post may contain lies
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:26,
archived)
no because it's a warning for others
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:28,
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that's harshon DTH's beebmash.
\may have hidden/ignored the troll-post you're actually referring too.
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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\may have hidden/ignored the troll-post you're actually referring too.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: International Tarsier Week"){kind=small}
This weeks image compo really is a bit...MODEDIT: Nobody wants to see pics of shit here. Calm down chappy.
Click for bigger (145 kb)
(Click for bigger (145 kb)
Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:06,
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...Well that's solved the problem of what to have for breakfast... Not very cool fella, We don't go big on close ups of do-do round here
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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Haha i'm glad I had my breakfast before I made that. Bon appetite lol :)
( Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:08,
archived)
lol?Really, you might want to link it for those of a more delicate nature.
unless of course you just want to be a cunt, and spazzing back through your other posts you do seema bit"fighty" 14 years old, so I guess you just want the attention you poor little poppet.
(unless of course you just want to be a cunt, and spazzing back through your other posts you do seem
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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the schools must be finished
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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You've changed ur tune. :) /plays violin for the sad man
( Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:28,
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Aww, don't be such a sensitive flower . . . don't be such a sensitive flower . . .Gillian MacKieth would happily munch on a jobby for brekkers
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:11,
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I are not a troll, mine is a cake for on-fireness
doog Don't read this.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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That is really turning my stomach*bokes*
(
Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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Okay, so you can polish a turd.Now take it down and off you fuck.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15,
archived)
Some people are at work.An enormous picture of faeces is likely to get them in trouble.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:19,
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I'm at work had to hide it but its just a poo. I'm sure people have seen/done alot worse lol
( Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:21,
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have you noticed how every time you post you piss people offquite a skill you have there
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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Does the job nicely. I guess most are in a pissy mood being at work. Peeps take things too seriously..
( Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:27,
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There is that too. Or the fact people are cunts in general
( Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:38,
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Aww you are a wee gimp sir. Don't pretend you don't get turned on by the sight of a sweaty jobbie. Looks a bit like your bird.
( Sweetcheeba,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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ahhhMy point is proven
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:19,
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Mind if I put your shit image on hide, there's a good chap. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:17,
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I felt a great disturbance in the /boardas if millions of "ignore" buttons were suddenly clicked and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:19,
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Now I come to read itthe original is a terrible line, having two "suddenly"s right next to each other like that
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:20,
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Ad-blocked whilst reserving the right to a subsequent ignoring
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doog Don't read this.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:24,
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Haven't done one of these inna while
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:55,
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G'ning lovely! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:00,
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*passes brew*Here . . . some tea for you to drink on the bus . . .
It's bus tea . . .
Mmmm! busty . . .
(It's bus tea . . .
Mmmm! busty . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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Lovely a nice cup of tea and no buses as I'm on holiday :D*slurps tea in unlady-like fashion*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16,
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Huzzah! for hollingdaise! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:25,
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Pah, If the Norfolks are anything like us Lincolnshire'ersthen we've seen your so called "civilisation" and your fancy-pants-gadgets and lectric doo-hickeys, and you can keep em!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:11,
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Ma! Ma! Come look, quick!The glowing screen's showing them pictures of kittens again!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:22,
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*glowers* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:12,
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*admires impressively pronounced brow ridges* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:13,
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*scarpers*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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Now study the migration of peoples from Hounslow to Surbiton!(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:13,
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Hahahaha!I'm so old I remember that from the second time around . . .
Wrong way Norris
(Wrong way Norris
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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And they eat them alive....... :( Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:54,
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at first . . . Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:56,
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I'M NOT CLICKING UNTIL I KNOW THAT TARSIER IS OK emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:01,
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new image challengeI know I'm getting old, but I've never even heard of Tarsiers. Must be one of these new fangled animals the kids are into.
Even Firefox spell check has never heard of them. Are they real?
*checks*
Tarsiers are haplorrhine primates of the genus Tarsius, a genus in the family Tarsiidae, which is itself the lone extant family within the infraorder Tarsiiformes. Although the group was once more widespread, all the species living today are found in the islands of Southeast Asia.
well then - there you go. That clears that up nicely.
(Even Firefox spell check has never heard of them. Are they real?
*checks*
Tarsiers are haplorrhine primates of the genus Tarsius, a genus in the family Tarsiidae, which is itself the lone extant family within the infraorder Tarsiiformes. Although the group was once more widespread, all the species living today are found in the islands of Southeast Asia.
well then - there you go. That clears that up nicely.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:03,
archived)
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five?Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question. Do I feel lucky.
Well do ya punk?
(But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question. Do I feel lucky.
Well do ya punk?
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:25,
archived)
Ashally yeah I do feel pretty lucky yeah
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:30,
archived)
I think I need helpI had a dream about meeting freebase last night, and i was debating wether to tell him about b3ta ripping the piss out of him!
( Victor Meldrew,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:50,
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He really should be invited along to a b3ta bashI bet he's a lovely chap.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:13,
archived)
oh yes!He would be like a celebrity, sitting on a throne of memes
( Victor Meldrew,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:22,
archived)
He would get increasingly wobbly from all the free drinksand then be invited to pull a variety of faces. Mostly his own.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:30,
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I feel sleepy. Not sure about lucky.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:35,
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Luckily he's pointing the gun at the person standing behind me so "Yeah do yer worse!":D woo!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:34,
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"Governor Tarsier. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash." Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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yay!and whoops! :P :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:31,
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I'll set his big brother on you if you're not careful
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:35,
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indeed!he'll come for YOUR blueberry ice cream too, if you aren't careful.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:45,
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This ruins my memories of those square tutti fruitti sweeties.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 3:13,
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Mu this is a real good drawing.I like it, I'd pirate a film starring it.
( zoldergoose,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 3:15,
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I think I shall try my luck in this compo too
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 4:39,
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They're pretty ugly when they're small too.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:20,
archived)
that's strangely cute
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:22,
archived)
fuck, this place is deader than jimmy krankie's careeri'm going to bed.
g'night!
(g'night!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:48,
archived)
It's gronkpanand he's a mod, so don't be getting any ideas
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:10,
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just to be clearOnly the face belongs to gronkpan, his body normally looks different to that.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:16,
archived)
JONESY ISN'T ANYBODY RAINBOW BOYIT'S FREEBASE ALL THE WAY DOWN
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:21,
archived)
YOU DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS NAMEYOU DO NOT.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:23,
archived)
Gronkpan please can you FP Mu's picture right now and don't go fobbing me off by saying it's too brown or something.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:32,
archived)
OK, you are a mod.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:18,
archived)
Normally I am holding two bananas
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:24,
archived)
I think that may be just a regular-sized belt actually mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:30,
archived)
Best thing today. BEST. HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:42,
archived)
FIVE HOUR DELAY BANANA THREAD
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:32,
archived)
I always refer to B*witched as basteriskwitchedWhenever I talk about them which is never.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:07,
archived)
He is a deist modBy which I mean he is useless and never does what I tell him.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:26,
archived)
If I'm doing things right, you won't be sure if I've done anything at all.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:01,
archived)
The expression really goes with that stuff.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:06,
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Don't just eat it,STARE AT IT!
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:58,
archived)
Cover it in jam and spunk in its......yeah.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:04,
archived)
*waits for it to animate*
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:01,
archived)
Don't blame you :)Animating makes me cry these days...
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:05,
archived)
TJImage 3 of the slideshow
Is that a natural gnopsification? No wonder he grew up to be so angry. Too many frying pans in his youth.
(Is that a natural gnopsification? No wonder he grew up to be so angry. Too many frying pans in his youth.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:50,
archived)
"Moat as he looks today"i'd imagine he looks a little more flustered
:D
(,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:51,
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:D
i can't believeyou got me to click on a link to the sun :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:52,
archived)
I have my suspicions about Tribs.I fear he may be a secret Sun-reader.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:01,
archived)
disturbing, isn't it? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:03,
archived)
I deny that!My loyalty lies with the Dail M- erm, I mean, I only read the Metro on the bus.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:07,
archived)
you like the plastic Sun titties, don't you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:10,
archived)
Now that's something I *can* denyNatural for me, thanks.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:26,
archived)
I could see this in Sydney.Without the aid of the internet.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:59,
archived)
Fucking bigger.You tit.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:59,
archived)
What are you doing?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:21,
archived)
strangely, this one isn't creepy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:43,
archived)
I;m creeped out.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:02,
archived)
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:51,
archived)
may as well get the aversion therapy into overdrive:~p
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:53,
archived)
and to be honest, the source image of Rosie is probably far worse than this MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:54,
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the only good pic of heris the one where she's been smacked repeatedly in the face by a sharpened shovel.
unfortunately, that pic is only in my head.
(unfortunately, that pic is only in my head.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:56,
archived)
I'm sure if the opportunity aroseyou'd be more than happy to make it happen outside of your head though
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:59,
archived)
First animated Gif I've made in............... pretty much forever actually
Anyone have any tips for compressing animated gifs down btw? I seem to be crap at it.
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:33,
archived)
If you're feeling lazy and noobular, iaza is good:(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:04,
archived)
Lemony used to have a webpaged dedicated to gif optimisationbut his website doesn't seem to exist now but I did this one for How to Cheat in Photoshop
www.howtocheatinphotoshop.com/cgi-bin/simpleforum_pro.cgi?fid=10&topic_id=1229816654
(www.howtocheatinphotoshop.com/cgi-bin/simpleforum_pro.cgi?fid=10&topic_id=1229816654
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:42,
archived)
Try using one at workLet us know what the boss reckons.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:39,
archived)
Hur hur hur I like it.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:07,
archived)
pfff!he looks like he's got false arms
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:24,
archived)
Yay!Have a NWOT.
She's friends with Tarsenio Hall.
(She's friends with Tarsenio Hall.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:26,
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