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[challenge entry] Poor old Cogsworth.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:24, archived)
# tale as old as time
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)
# POLLOCKS TROY
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I approve of this.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Haha
Oldies are the besties.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:30, archived)
# 9
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Wheres Wally?


I'm REALLY fucked off about the red car rule showing up in the F1 again
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# there!
yep!!......from a fan's point of view it's the equivalent of a match being "thrown"....Eddie was furious
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Salford?
edit:Actually, after looking at the picture, probably not.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# He he, rude not to...
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# VERE IS HE?!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Wasn't able to spot him in Gothenburg
It's his birthday tomorrow
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:34, archived)
# that is awesome
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I accept that team orders are going to happen anyway.
What I don't accept is that I'm a chump and that you can lie blatantly to me and then pretend otherwise.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:00, archived)
# They've just been given a fine of $100,000 but the result is to stand.
I'm glad for Massa that they didn't make his result null and void, but Alonso needs taking down a peg. He's an arrogant shit who can't overtake to save his life and trouble follows him from team to team. Odd that, isn't it.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Yeah he's an arrogant bloke for sure.
He got jumped by Massa at the start and like Vettel he didn't even see him. His fault, spend the next 66 laps trying to overtake or his race engineer can come up with a pit stop strategy to leap him, like Button managed.

IF they take any further action on team orders it's more for betting purposes than the fans' enjoyment of races though!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Double Rainbow OMG
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# That's bordering on being "arty"
WOO fella, ;)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# nicely :)
and welcome [L] person :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# DOUBLE RAINBOW, ALL THE WAY!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I can't believe I only just saw the video. It's been around for ages.
This is pretty cool too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-VmBMHkw
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Also: Hello Brandt, I'm k3b/-\b.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# she sounds like the unicorn that wants me to go to CAAANNNNDDDDYYY MOOOOUUUNNNTTTAAAAIIINNNN
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I dont know what IT mean
Anything they say after "switch it off then switch it back on" is beyond me
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Glowing vagina? I don't know
but I am intrigued.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ooh wate
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# it means
double-ghey ;)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Love it
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Cor
Very nice. On another note I am loving the new doctor.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
i like him but stretching a whole series out of one joke, that the "something borrowed" rhyme could be about the tardis, jarred.
im not called jarred
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Afternoon :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)
# that qui gon fella is qui-te a cunt
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# yes he is a cunt :(
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Qui Gon?
You bastard.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# You mean Ben is quite the Obiwanker, Shirley?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# It's going the wrong way?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)
# That's not a question?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Macaulay Calkin is a child but can you name an adult?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# It isn't is it?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Yes it is, isn't it?

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Do I not like that ?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
# It's not a yes, no?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# "All statements must be false."
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I reckon he's talking in an Autralian accent?
Where everything sounds like a question?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Pffft!

silly
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha! :D
Aww :(
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# FREEDOM!!!
....plop :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] how parliamentary sessions are started
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Is this some kind of wind up?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah
He's the Crank-ies.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Nothing you can't handle
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Bit of a crank if you ask me.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)
# damn all the spang jokes have been said
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Time will tell if it's only on the face of things or truly so
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# watch it!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)
# that disappointed fairy of pun-end distress is very adorable
something something numeralous somethingorother
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)
# You've been well and truly shafted.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# something something, STROKE, something something, BELLEND, etc
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# AAAARGH
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# i dont know whats going on, but i like it
*cleck*
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# This is the effect I have on the majority of women.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It's like a Da-Da'ist public service broadcast
I keep expecting a final frame with the phrase "BEWARE OF THE SPREAD OF STDS" in German
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# That poor girl seems to be in distress
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I LIKE BUKKAKE

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# According to the internet,
So does everyone else!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# 9 out of 10 people like bukkake
Apparently.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Looks a bit clammy, doesn't it?
but perhaps the degradation is of interest
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 22:37, archived)
# this is fucked
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# She appears to be ambivalent..
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Happy Birthday Dad!

Not that he even reads this site but it's the thought that counts.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# heres to you on you
very special day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# The thought
and the inebriated viking goblin

Print and send it to him =)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Happy birthday DWP Senior
most people donn't get a good goblin' - even on their birthday :-)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# that yam lully:)
now buy him a prezzie you tight rse!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Please tell me you sell these to Tattoo artists?
Happy Birthday to your pops.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I was thinking the same
90's tattooes!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)
# TOOT TOOT
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
lunacy!

He should visit the dentist for some bridge work :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Haha, ace!

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# *clickety-click*
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# because im in a mood
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Why not? I bought a homeless bloke a sarnie this morning:)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
#
hehe,,cheers you just cheered me up =]
I dont buy the magazine but i usually always give them a quid.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# His dog seem yet to be convinced though.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# i once asked a guy about people who do that
and he looked quite sad and said "i don't like it, i'm doing this because i don't want to beg and the idea is that i sell the paper. but i need the money so i have to accept it"

i felt quite bad for him but since then i've also always just bought the magazine even if i don't bother reading it.



edit: that looks like criticism of you but it's honestly not, just what happened to me :) my guess is most vendors don't give much of a shit if people want to take the magazine or not
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I think they've missed out on a trick
If they're selling biggish shoes the should be cutting oversized keys too.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# absolutely
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Which would be good for me
As I have a hooooj lock.:D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)
# see
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
he's casting a shadow on the sky, he's so big!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
# that's 30 seconds of shopping for ya:P
EDIT: That's no shadow. He just needs to clean behind his ears.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I read
that as hooooj dock! I thought you were Amsterdam.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Dixon may think otherwise.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# and me...
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# German para boots - check
Dog on string - check

Wait a sec, I think I know this guy, Clive Carter?!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:34, archived)
# No
It's a dog.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:49, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
nice hehe
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Yays
Quick compo pee

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Look who's playing for th Bulldogs now!

Did it before I logged so I didn't see Rory's post. Especially big for all the whingers!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Nothing seams out of place here!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:57, archived)
# you love it
:)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Morning Jesse *hug*
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# reminds me of hedz
:)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Oversized Queen head will kill us all!
And with that I'll be off now :)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# fat headed bitch
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# nothing seams out of place here

did the queen always have a facial tattoo
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL....
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
#
barry chuckle!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:01, archived)
# more footie.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# look who's snuck into the garden party, the crafty bugger.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Did he give the Royal guard the eye
while at the same time keeping his other eye on the buffet?

Yey I'm off to Bristol Zoo within the hour, to see which animal I can leave me daughter with :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:35, archived)
# polar bears sounds a goon 'un
enjoy
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Quick get the swans
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:43, archived)
# John Barrowman?
Let himself go a little, though.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:12, archived)
# THIS IS HOW FUN IS HAD!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:27, archived)
# FUCK SICK
FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK FUCK SICK
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:28, archived)
# i'm pretty sure that's a primal scream song
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Stalin had great tits.
Rarely known fact.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# this is
great but would have been perfect if busey had been puking!!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# That is also what I was thinking.

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# THE RIDE OF A LIFETIME
THE TASTE OF BILE
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
*parsed that as "the taste of the bible"*

*realizes it means precisely the same thing*
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# DOMINATE BUTTERS BOTS, DOMINATE!!!
cfb 120k
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:25, archived)
# ALSO
Close up on the fun tube work I did.

edit: The previous go www.b3ta.com/board/10132267
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Totally tubular dude
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:41, archived)
# fuckhoses?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:58, archived)
# I think those would connect the bellows bags to the pipes inside.
A device like that must have some. And magnets, fucking shitty magnets.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Yay! It's Klezmer Time!
These Are The Good Old Days (Some language NSFW, and not the best version of the vocals, but certainly the best video of a six-armed accordionist you will find!)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 5:19, archived)
# The randomness factor here is high.
which is a good thing indeed.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# excellent
i miss the cuntboxs though
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:02, archived)
# I will get around to using them again.
Thanks.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:36, archived)
# and put tubes on them
:D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:48, archived)
# They have tubes. Two of them.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:54, archived)
# fuck yes!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# this is
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:37, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:45, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:41, archived)
# It's only got a single octave range.
But you totally own it.
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 3:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 5:30, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 6:05, archived)
# OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOMINATION: ACHIEVED
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 7:19, archived)
# IT IS ACCOMPLISHED
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:08, archived)
#
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(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:49, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Hahaha
FucK Woo:D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Hahaha - yes
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 8:17, archived)
# Queen
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Quing?
Keen?

*asplodes*
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Quince:P
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# she reminds me of an slightly out of work qactor
edit : singer who was big in the 70's 80's kinda
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I AM PISASED AS FUCK
AND this SCARES ME!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:04, archived)
# don't watch this then
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:11, archived)
# aww, how adorable
is that from a kid's show?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:38, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:59, archived)
# DANCE YOU FUCKERS!!!
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 2:03, archived)
# fuck yes :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 2:09, archived)
# AWW FUCK YES
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 4:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 2:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Quince?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 4:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh well.
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Didn't he star in Dad's Army?
Oh wait, that's Bin Dunn....
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)
# if you have to thinkg about drinking sometimes you have
to think about throwing up and thats bins.

its good to be able to just hurl when its on the cards.

if you have to do something later.

so long as you brush

your fine

edit : doulbele line spacing is a thing

sorry b3ta i had to say it
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# you dont represent anyone i have ever met
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I want to drink gin from pickle jars and live my life the Jamnog way
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# nop one will ever think that what you say or do will make money for them or affiliates
also its not 3d. further more its not dudly more and if i can just put this shit here it is not going to make me what i am. "I AM NOT A DELICATE FLOWER".
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
#

(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Your user name is apt :)
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)
# is this the cum face of chaos line?
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 1:52, archived)

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