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# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Everything looks in order here.
Carry on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Cor!
Efficient archery.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:36, archived)
# shishkebaby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:36, archived)
# oh well, time for bed
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:47, archived)
# n'night monkey
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, fresh baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhahh fucking hell yes
 
DO YOU HAVE THIS IN WALLPAPER SIZE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I still have photoshop file so I could
Where to post it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Post it to the NSPCC
(top pic by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:35, archived)
# well the smaller one is on b3tards, could you upload a larger copy and post a link?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Ashully
I don't seem to have the Photoshop file.. I flattened it and made a wee jpeg only.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# William Tells
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# William told!
/shit and not worth a new thread even if the board is sluggish

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# YO YO YO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Off The X Games !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:02, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Poperazzi?
(billyh, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Has anyone actually read the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# not
in this case
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I would read it
except it's only available in Latin
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# "yadda yadda photoshop, blah blah pope"
am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:18, archived)
# i dont know why, but i've just decided that nobjolly is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# YBFM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Dear billyh,
Can you please tell me what happened next in this absolutely brilliant anecdote of yours?
All the best,
head-doctor
b3ta.com/questions/caught/post749466
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# They all had ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Oh lovely! I wish I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
#
She was standing there in the doorway of the train, arms crossed and a face like a slapped arse. To be fair to her, she was remarkably nice about it (she'd had a week to simmer down), and simply informed me frostily that she'd been doing a lot of washing since our last meeting.
On the return journey, a young guy from her group was persuaded to swap carriages with her, and I was relegated to a bottom bunk. In the middle of the night, my 8 year old sister pushed her bedclothes from the top bunk (while still asleep), then fell 6 feet onto them. Unhurt and drowsy, she crawled into the nearest bed. It belonged to the new guy. On reflection, we can't have been much fun to travel with...

Oh and sorry about my loose interpretation of the compo, it seemed a shame not to use two such perfect facial expressions!
(billyh, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Nice ending, thanks.
And the pic isn't too bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:45, archived)
# "The day my family met Gary Glitter"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:48, archived)
# New compo


add eyes to a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but i swear it wants to eat me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
# 100% Katze
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# So can it now hear from its empty eye sockets?
Very nice, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# those are nostrils, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:13, archived)
# iAi PICiTiURiE
Is that enough?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# no
but nice try
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I'll pea to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:25, archived)
# awwwww pritty kitty
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:50, archived)
# COR!
I want one

to piss on
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] DVDs


Click for bigger (171 kb)
(THE REVTED, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# good old Bob Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# heh
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Money for old pope
(moistness, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Oh........ that's ruddy awesome!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Very good.
I'm half-expecting a tongue to zip out his mouth and catch the fly.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
# now this is good!
give him a lizard tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# bring out your popes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# ha ha
looks real!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# ^ this
:DD
(herman:D, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 6:34, archived)
# He doesn't half give me the horn...
...lying there all vulnerable.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what all da kids are trading in da playground. Yeah boi
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# it's not Popémon cards
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)
# All's it takes is a little prick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# This makes me very uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# This makes me wince.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Really?
I can put a safety pin through my Banjo String tm

/frenum piercing not for the uncircumcised blog
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Ow.
The thought of stuff like that alone just makes me shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# It wasn't too bad
a mate of mine's ripped, he claims that he hadn't done his ground work before going in. He told his dad, who it turned out had had the same thing happen to him, and they shared a moment.
Thankfully I'm of tougher stock in that department.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Sorry to jump in here but....
The exact same thing happened to me (except that I decided against the heart to heart with my dad at the very last minute when my old chap began to heal up). Actually, I've done it twice (and the second time was way more traumatic for all concerned)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Sounds like the stuff of horror.
Maybe I'm just a big blouse, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# sometimes, i'm glad i'm female
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# You girls hardly get things easy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:01, archived)
# yes, but we're better prepared for those things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
# is there something about it happening
that makes you need to confide with your dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# In my case I'm a self-confessed idiot who is too embarrassed to
go and see a doctor about willy problems. Pretty pathetic I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Do these people have foreskins made of paper?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Why, are you writing a shopping list?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] this is by no means an endorsement...


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# nicely done
apologies for posting above you.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# cheers - no worries
same to yours!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# goddammit!
edit: they even used the same original!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
# not as well though.
IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# They got some bloke called...
...Michael Ian Weinfeld to do it:
laughingsquid.com/pope-a-parody-of-the-popular-hope-obama-poster/

I feel for you - a month or so ago I was studying photos of George Osborne, not for some perverted onanistic frenzy* I hasten to add, but for a caricature sculpture I was planning. So, of course, for the purpose I was examining his face I was picking up on the smallest features or flaws to magnify, and it suddenly occurred to me that he has a bum-shaped nose (like Richard Nixon's) - there's a very pronounced cleft in the tip of Osborne's nose which makes the tip look exactly like an arse.

This prompted me to ponder all sorts of possibilities, but I thought I'd better check teh interwebs first, so I simply typed 'George Osborne, bum nose' into Google and guess what - yes, some fecker had beaten me to it months before! And that fecker was The Grauniad's Steve Bell, who even featured in a video on The Graun's website explaining that it wasn't even him who had noticed but his daughter...

Anyway, there you go, a potentially ace idea strangled at birth.

Still, love your poster, it's a great concept and you done well, son.


*Though come to think of it...
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Yes We Can't.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# you missed a bit...


(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Only £19.95 + p&p
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# that HAT
looks inflatable.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# i'd have that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# He's still behind it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# did this for my mate george

haters can royally fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# that
feckin
RAWKS.
WYH. H.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Thankyou :))
whats Wyh.h mean?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# woo yay houpla. old b3ta praise
followed by huzzah! which i always added.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# ha im so thick
How could i forget WYH :D thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# OK. maths buffs.
what date was '8 years, 5 months and 27 days' ago? can anyone figure that out?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# February 10 2002
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# is this
FACT©?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# yes
Go back 8 years 6 months and then add 4 days because last month (July) had 31 days
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# genius.
therefore i joined b3ta then. i was wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# your sig...
christian?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# yeah,
got me tons of shit to defend, but i'm turnin' the other cheek. still the same bloke, still mad, but 777% better. ask my mates. woo
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I'm glad it's working out for you.
I don't get it myself, but if it makes you happy then good.
Delayed reply because I was trying to upload a pic. My internet has gone all slow.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# nice to see you again PP
hows tricks?

are you reborn into b3ta or in another way?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# yo thor!
was reborn a couple of years ago. pissed a few people off lol, but never left b3ta, even if it is a keeping my hand in by staying in touch with a few b3ta oldies and their zimmers commenting on facebook or twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
# good for you.
you certianly sound chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:47, archived)
# damn
right
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# oh, i've just looks and i'm 8 years 8 months and 8 days
i'm sure that must be lucky in china.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# that is a palindrome and a half
or an eighth! deserves a medal!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# it is the date of one of THOR's splendid birthdays,
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
# February the somethinkth
2002?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Take your pickled pick . . . we know that it was your first day here . . . here ?
www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=2002&month=2&country=9
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# w
y
h!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:26, archived)
# nice splatters
I can't read the bits in black
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Mmmm...royally fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# You go BIG GEORGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:34, archived)
# HOW TO SMOKE

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# What the fuck's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
# The time period formally known as
GAYSHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# and nothing about the pope
HE DOESN'T FUCKING SMOKE YOU SEE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:12, archived)
# give me a gallon of petrol and a match
he'll fucking smoke alright ;)

DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY BURNING THE POPE, EVEN IF HE IS A NAZI CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I ALWAYS SUSPECTED AS MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
# also:
That lady in the middle needs a shoulder hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# SHOULDER HAT
(c)mofaha just then

he has all the best new garment ideas, like SHOULDER HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# do you have smaller hats, to cater to the more rounded shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Cock hat...
...just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Jimmy Hat
Just baitin'.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)
# SNAZZY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# I often think of shoulder hat.
 
Ooh la la!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:04, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WERE RIGHT
NOTHING COULD STOP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# does it have to be in that order?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# CLEARLY
it isn't smoking if you do it otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Frumpy!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# OMG...out of season, you hissy rodent.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# those colours are SO last season, dahling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Catty!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# That is sweeeeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# SHOULDER HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# I'm saving that one...
...for intensive research.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# oooh, scapula trilby
nifty
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# She's smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I love easy women.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# lies!
you've never even tried it on with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Well...
...There's that one time you passed out, and 20 of us broke into your house and made movies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# ONE time i passed out?
where were you all the other times?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)
# I had my hands full.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:39, archived)
# 0_0
full of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Virgin, my arse!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Oh noes, I've been doing it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# fuck, am i having a flashback?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Yes
the future's here to stay
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# funny
because rocky horror is on and the time warp bit is playing right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Shut-up! Shut-up! Shut-up! I hate that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# why?
it's just a jump to the left....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I will slap you via express mail in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Very informative
I appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] A Re-Pope for the Com-Pope!
(Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps I should rehost
Papist or Rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Yes, I think you should re-host.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# He can handle it


as long as they don't dress up as choirboys
(octopuppy stinking up the place, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Have some Giant Beavers


For the Extinct Animals alternate compo I've just made up, feel free to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
# taxonomy lols
are the best kind of lols
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# needs more mexican battlecruiser
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# needs more edna the runaway ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# needs more sparkly bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# and then suddenly less sparkly bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# nah, that doesn't bother me
i've got my own ladybits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# yeah but seeing the queen's is a one off
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# hopefully :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# nice!
 
stuff 'em yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Thanks, don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# i read giant beavers
and find no solace in my disappointment!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# haha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Gone but not forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Mexican Battlecruiser
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# ai senor! klingon bandits have invaded our village!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# ahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
# needs more giant beaver
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# si........
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# no comprende
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)
# GENIUS!!!
cant stop laughing...:] thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! pookong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy Pope-Scope, Vatman!
He sure has an eye for the bitches! London bitches, baby!!



Click for bigger (94 kb)
(dalogi "Hope it's not a deposit bottle", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I like this one. A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# dirty pontiff!
has anyone done a pope-a-scooper yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Gotta be done!
Do it NOW! ;) I can't be arsed.
(dalogi "Hope it's not a deposit bottle", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# alas, i can't
can't even download a shitty image, due to this computer being almost dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope Trumps!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Ooooh, srsns!
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Top Cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Yays!
I'd buy these!
^click^
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# any swapsies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I swapsy today for next Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
# why next wednesday?
anything exciting happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# this challenge will hopefully end
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# ah
good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# But there will be another, there always is another! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# BTW, 55,000 messages FFS? now that's a lot!
I particularly like number 55000:
www.b3ta.com/board/10146322
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I don't pay attention to post counts

and considering Smashy up there^ has over 41000 in half the time I've been here, 55000 is fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i'm just a gabby fucker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I've got a Pope Paul II
but it's gone a bit manky...
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# i'm not surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Mmmm...
Manky Pope Sandwich... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Heh
newhumanist.org.uk/1915/god-trumps-part-i
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
Bindun? I didn't now, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:50, archived)
# not entirely
just a similar theme
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# That was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# he certainly does
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
# *trumps with the Dawkins foil card*
PLUS I just saw a shooting star and 2 satellites!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# That's full of...
Atheistic win! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:57, archived)
# not seen a shooting star in ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I like that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Perseids next week
Best shower of the year, if it's clear
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# *catches*
*glows and avoids blue shell*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# re-poast :(
(herman:D, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *nonchalant whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# mystery bob!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Actual holiness: 0.00%
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Commemorative cd out now.
(Westude, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Poor pope
he looks all confuzzled, sort of "WTF? what was I drinking last night? where am I? Who's she? and what the hell am I wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# that communion wine is some strong shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Is it in German or do I need a trans-lation ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] New design announced for Pope Mobile

Enough of the optimisation! It's about time that I posted something stupidly large that takes forever to load ... goddammit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# the file size is fine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# high praise indeed!
(The_Steamy_Coil_Of_Love To let her know that you really care..., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# has the troll got something to say?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY- away with compo relevance misery!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# well ... it's merchandise ... sort of ...
No, I give up. I can't possibly defend it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Does it run on natural gas ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# breel
eeant
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# marble garden zone?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Well spotted you!
and the clouds are from emerald hill
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# bloody ebay


Click for bigger (132 kb)
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# please don't spam..cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# spam
i agree..whoever was spamming .. please dont
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I don't understand :(
everything is confusing me tonight.

i might just go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# *ABORT*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# its good to talk :)
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# How bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# How ... many dolphins have underwear ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# how much does it cost to phone a dolphin?
i'd just like to tell one to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# cost
Heres the thing.. the phones are actually free ..paid for in full by a strange new substances that the Dophins are mining for me under the sea - its called "Roil" ..its like oil but better..its ROIL -

so yeah they are totally free
(die " the end of the world has TITS on it ", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# good
i distrust dolphins intensely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# That's how for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# HELLO DOLLY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# George who?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)

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