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[challenge entry] Bit quick and dirty and prolly bindun but been lurking most of the week and felt the need to contribute something...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Woo.
Morning Bible study (compulsory) starts at 6am?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Ta
Yes, followed by a thorough flagellation.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# haha
the bar on the T looks like a cock
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Haha carelessly placed dot over the "i" FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# as seen here!
www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I think you need to go see a doctor if yours looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Is that Pontins?
"PLEASE SHOW SECURITY YOUR APARTMENT KEYS ON ENTRY" is not very welcoming is it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# They dare to call those squalid holes 'Apartments'?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I've never been to Pontins.
In fact I thought they were from back in the 60s and 70s, I didn't realize they were still going.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Yep.
I think until an entire generation dies out there will always be a market for bland and generic 'holiday' 'entertainment' 'facilities' like this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Me neither
But I imagine they are the inexpert hand job behind the bush shelter of holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I played snooker against Ray Rearden at Pontins when I was 14
only about 2 or 3 shots mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Did he go for the tight brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# real lols right here :D
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# yep
and bang face put on a weekend rave there every year which is fucking crazy, god i love pontins for allowing this.
(Mr. Gibbles ENTIRELY FULL OF DICKS, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Pontiffs!
Papal themed recreational fun for all the family!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Appropriate
Seeing as Brean Sands Pontins looks like a Nazi concentration camp. Saw it from the big Brean Leisure Park ride a few weeks back, it's even got a bloody watchtower!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He's the one with the gaping bullet wound.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# PTOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# My manager's name is Asif
Just so you know.
TOAPy goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# arf : D
poLOLitics, tsk
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# aw - he's a little un isn't he?
coochie-coochie-coo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
Never mind that, let's do some cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# what on earth
and by Marion Cunningham too! The Fonz was right - she was hot

bloody hell - she's 81 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Fanny farming will do that to a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hu's the president of China?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# At least he's got a life-long Ali.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] breakfast snack
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Pope tarts = altar boys
Etc.

Jolly good!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# what are the Nutrition Facts?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# what font matching algorithm etc
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I prefer the one on the popeular page
not that I have a thing for sexy nuns or anything..
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I do.
I totally bloody do.

Sexy nuns. Sexy, bisexual nuns. Sexy, bisexual nuns that are also nurses. Sexy bisexual nurse-nuns who have a thing for cheerleaders. Sexy, bisexual ... I'm just off to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# just so you know!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-10891355
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# works for keeping the mrs in the dark still
much like the hood I make her wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# essential when you are browsing for birthday gifts for her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I think I'll join you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Get your own cubical!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Release the stylish monkey !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# dapper
but why he so sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Not sad
SIRRIUS! You owe him money, and he come to collect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I ONLY HAVE BANANAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# If you don't pay up you might 'slip' on one of those bananas
signed,
dapper monkey
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# y-y-y-you gotta give me some time!
I mean - t-t-t-t-times are hard, and I got m-m-m-m-mouths to feed.
I'll get it for ya tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Enough talking!
*cracks open your nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# He tryin' to look mean
silly monkey
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# it's no good
he's been stereotyped
b3ta.com/links/Monkey:3
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# he doesn't look happy about it
all he wants is to be allowed to fling his shit at someone.

Ace though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Funkeh!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# AW HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I thought he was a bear
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# simianist !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# He has a bear's mouth
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# THAT WILL NOT STAND UP IN COURT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# It's worked for the right to bear arms for long enough
/tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# would you like to borrow my crowbar?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# I'll swap you for a raven nightclub





fucking hell I'm embarrassing myself now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# oh my god
I had to re-read that twice

the first time to check the words, the second time to check the pun.

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# and on that bombshell I'm off to Swansea
Have a good weekend, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# it's lovely
but you may want to work on your monkey-mouths
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# He'll work on your mouth with a spanner if you don't shut it !
honestly this is unBEARable...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Monkey this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Now that's a bears mouth !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# awesome :)

I imagine him to have a New Yoik accent..and is a bit of a wise guy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Yes, it's the constant ill-tempered frolics of...

More sweary doodles | Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# i'm beginning to admire miguel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# "I'm not religious but I still think of myself as spiritual"
I love that quote. I may use it in conversation if I want everyone else to think I'm a complete fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of a derek and clive sketch
this one (nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# What a cunt.
What makes him fly off the coop like that??
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I imagine someone
ruffled his feathers
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Before this gets out of hand...
b3ta.com/board/10142822
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# thats the general rule of thumb
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
Oh you Cock! A doodle! Do a doodle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# haha
You cunt, Miguelle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Right on

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Magnificent zoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha, what a guy/chicken
Not sure I'd let him take my girlfriend home in his taxi though!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Thank God for the rain...

which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks.
I'm working long hours now.
: in the afternoon to : sometimes : in the morning.
Six days a week, sometimes seven days a week.
It's a long hustle, but if keeps me real busy.
I can take in a week, sometimes more when I do if off the meter.
All the animals come out at night.
Whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies.
Sick, venal.
Someday a real rain will come and wash this scum off the streets.
I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, to Harlem.
I don't care. Don't make no difference to me.
If does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ba-da bing
www.b3ta.com/board/10146684
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
These are my favourite thing at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# He will die soon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# not until he's taken care of some business
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# ha ha!
bravo Miguelle!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I want one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Pope vs Netwon...
Netwon - WINS

Flawless victory.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# from cradle to grave
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I expect many copies to be made...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahaha
Will it be made into a moosical?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# well
I wouldn't have any beef with that...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# It might be bullocks, though
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It'd give me the horn

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I'll skim through it.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Stop milking the puns before this becomes an udder farce.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# We are churning through them.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# that's not what I herd
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# It's friesian in here today.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# i would invest in it,
but the steaks are way too high.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I heffer an idea that these puns are going to get worse
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# we should be more calf-ul

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# oh dairy dairy me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ah, you beat me, you look like the cat who got the cream

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Don't try and butter him up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# and the steaks are too high

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I preferred
"Tom Clancy's Splicer Cell"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# my dog did a shit and I've uploaded it as a newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue440/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Ah Something to read while I wait for the painters to turn up.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# time of the month?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# time of my LIFE! if I ever get one to actually come round and give me a price / quotation
*mumbles about the common working man....*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# 2pm on a Friday doesn't look good
If he does turn up, he'll only be around long enough for a cup of tea and to dump a load of stuff in your living room.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# No Freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Yay timing :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# you don't even have a dog
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# this is true
I have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I demand video proof




preferably with a song
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# this is never going happen
I'm never going to write a song about my cat Rocky and make a video.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# dammit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hurrah!
I won again. Mt life isn't shit after all.

the fact that I regurgitated a joke I got over Twitter doesn't matter at all. I am a calm confident woman. I am a calm confident woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# hmm
I'd rather you didn't do that. As it'll be me who gets the comedy nerds on twitter giving me shit for it, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# it might not have been twitter if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# that abbey road webcam is great
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
haha i was thinking the same thing, think i could end up wasting most of my day watching traffic
(Muncee, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# It is indeed
I just saw four tourists crossing at once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
#
there is this annoying man in black shorts and a tshirt keeps walking across then doing that little head jerk like he's forgotten something then crossing back over
(Muncee, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# a lot of cars arent stopping at all.
i think i'd get pissed off if i lived around there.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I think I'd get pissed off if I lived around there
and had to stop for a load of giggling touristy twats.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Unless you've lived there since before 1969
I think you'd have to accept it as one of the hazards of living on a road that was made famous by the most popular band in the world
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Can he pope my ride?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10145910
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Said right hat yo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# "An almost fanatical devotion to Monty Python"
Absolute win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# oh hai popular pimp hat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Poopey



Been done? Most likely, however cant have enough pope-a-loo's.
(Muncee, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# haha
why dont we get the queen one of these things?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i like
the idea of the double drop..you do your business and forget there's a 2 foot drop when you leave the door.
(Muncee, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Into oncoming traffic as well, if you're in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Poopey Pope-a-loo...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Looking at the news
it is time to dust off this again
Enola Ghey
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# My mum works at Tesco and her name is Enola.
Also, she's gay.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# is she gay?
(as in happy)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# TJ: he didn't see this coming
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-10884534
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# He was too busy looking
at dead people.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Dead people are a common occurrance at festival time
mostly locals from an O.D. of drama-studenty street culture and flyer brandishment.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# haha
"found dead under a mountain of flyers"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# "anything people do should be respected"
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!

What a deluded complete and utter tit of a man.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# TOO SOON
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I like to be
topical and on the edge
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# T-shirt in TK MAXX
www.b3tards.com/u/9387e280261e8f505271/reallyoffensive.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# that's so wrong
you went to TK Maxx?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I 'mushroom cloud'
TK Maxx.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:05, archived)
# That's actually pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I think I'll dust this off............................................................................today.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ooof!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I don't remember that in last weeks episode of Sherlock Holmes
woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# This is from the last episode of 'Bod'
isn't it? ;¬D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# AUUUNT FLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I think it inspired
the ending of 'Seven'. The PC Plod music will haunt me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# p-p-p-pom-pom-pom
p-p-p-pom-pom-pom

p-p-p-pom-pom-pommmmmmm-POM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Chop their feet off!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# The bow tie badasses.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Dark Hams 32

Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# *hams*
It's getting epic-er and epic-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# You're off your chump you are.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# 'dark hams'
just keeps getting darker... love it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# these are getting spookier and spookier
but awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# The dark long ham
delicious
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I propse the motion:
that Smallbrainfeild NEEDS to put Dark Hams forward to someone in the 'business' as an idea for a film, or failing that a big budget BBC/HBO TV-type special!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I second that motion

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# /has a motion
I checked the size of the folder where I keep Dark Hams this morning. Currently it's just under 1.2GB in size.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Needs more space.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I second this secondment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# THESE HAMS ARE TOO DARK YOU FOOLS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# these are the darkest of hams :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# This must be the long dark ham time of the soul then
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I have only come into this story from the last 8 or 9 episodes
but its ACE! :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# OK
I just went to the site and had a read from the beginning.

MOST EXCELLENT
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# It's getting a bit hammy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# You can't handle the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Oh you goddamned mother-raping son of a diseased dog you are so talented I might have to just EAT YOUR BRAIN.
Bloody hell. This is proper stuff. Absolutely superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I am humbled by your awsomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Snap Cackle Pope
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# epic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
Unexpected condom head explosion is unexpected.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# That's just superb
/Edit: Who does the priest turn into when he reveals the johnny, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
It was the first devil image that I liked. I guess it is confusing. Fucking Satanic Lord.
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# No, before the devil appears
the priest is a different guy the third time he lifts the cap, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
#
The priest is the one and only Richard Dawkins! Maybe I used too many of his wonderful expressions. They all belong to him though. God bless him.
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
fantastic finale!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen
We have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# This. Is. Awesome.
Dawkins FTMFW.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# top work!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 6 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
Pope in head-shrink mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# like some kind of Zombie Pope
he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those pesky kids telling their parents.he hadn't been meddling with kids
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# that's well woo
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# by which I mean
put it in a bathtub on wheels & roll it down a hill
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I enjoy following the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# haha!
he needs a tighter mitre...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hehe
loverly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# It was old man Benedict all along
*Scoobies*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# That animates really well to 'Mama said knock you out' by LL Cool J
and as such deserves a mighty woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Its a test of faith.
Who needs eyes when you can pray your way around a room?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# The blind leading the blind?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Which way to the confessional ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(godbolt, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I wonder why they always called him "Popeye"...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# lol
(godbolt, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
nice braaahn whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
I'm Popeye the Catholic Man
I'm Popeye the Catholic Man
I gots a raw willy
Cause I buggers kiddies
In my room in the Vatican*


*possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Joey
Deacon?
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# did it yesterday...
mine's shit tho.

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Satisfactory.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# AAAAAAAAA++++++ would use again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# He only popped out for four gills of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# PLEASE JUST SCRATCH MY BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# The clients account has been suspended :o
and woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I really like hanging around with you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Can i request a barber?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!
That king is lord of all he surveys...

*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
I dunno if that's beard or pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# noongles
how's the four matting?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# helloooo
I have 238 pages of Norwegian left to do

and 1800 pages of...er...'quality control'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I don't really like these big hotel chains...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# they used to have similar cartoons to this (subject matter) in one of the red tops when I was little
I see to remember

woo Prodge!

and noon board
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# A cruel king indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# "The soup was a bit cold"
"It was fucking gazpacho. Heathen"
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How about hanging him upside down on alternate weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
I like your rainbow text. I don't think i can do fancy stuff like that in PS Elements
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:07, archived)
# here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpaeu6M30NM

but use it sparingly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# ooh you sweetie
*bookmarks for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] These dumb Catholics will buy any old shit.
* Guaranteed 100% Fresh each morning. Limited stock.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I've just eaten thanks
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's ok.
It's a fake pope poop. *


* Be wary of cheap imitations.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Does it come with or without steam?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I don't think you can use Steam to download it, No.
It has to be delivered in the traditional way.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Okay, do we get a choice between corn and peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# You have to negotiate that with his holyness 24 hours in advance
Which reminds me of a TV show I watched several years ago that interviewed an Australian prostitute.

One of her clients liked her to eat a big bag of peanuts the night before he visited so he could pick out the nuts and eat them... Thank you for listening.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Wow, honey roasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)

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