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# Height restrictions my arse
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# The more I look at this
the more it makes me giggle.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:37, archived)
# You won't be giggling when he pushes you down the stairs.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I Hartley endorse this image
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
#
*sues*
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# haha
Hartley Hare was a gruesome looking thing
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:43, archived)
# scared the absolute arse buggery out of me
:(
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:45, archived)
#




(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ooooo subtle
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I had 2 pints of ale & a bottle of wine last night
This doesn't help.
Woo!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:27, archived)
# *blinked*
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# loverly
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I imagine that his hallway floor looks like this
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hehe
or his bedroom ceiling
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:44, archived)
# It's like something out of 1984

(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:30, archived)
# LAZORS
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:53, archived)
# That's put the
cat amongst the pigeons
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:04, archived)
# and yet
the supply is unending.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:11, archived)
# hah ha!
I made one of my dog. I still miss him and maybe getting another soon :) 'ning all
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# oh, god. that's the last thing they need
apart from, perhaps, the ability to fly
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# always use your powers for tasty good, never evil
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# FRIKKIN LAZORS!
They were talking about furry beavers on Radio 4 this morning. I'm sure they were trying not to laugh

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-10951209
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# :D
how does it see?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Quite twofaced

Sorry for threadwaste
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:25, archived)
# Reminds me of Donnie Darko
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Reminds me of The Abyss
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:36, archived)
# Reminds me of Society
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Reminds me of sausages
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Reminds me of my weekend.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Reminds me I left the cooker on
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Reminds me of sellotape.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
Add a touch of class and a dash of colour to your bathroom with The Bogie Gallery
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:03, archived)
# Woo!
and if you use the other hand to paint shit, you get little trees...

(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:15, archived)
#
hehe :D
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 7:11, archived)
# From bogies to Tories!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:12, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Filters / Textures / Bogroll
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:08, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:26, archived)
# nixonnixonnixonnixonnixonnixonnixon
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:20, archived)
# I just discovered
it's fun to stick your cursor up his nose
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:20, archived)
# Now I want to kill Communists.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Oh, that's better


or it was about a year ago.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:46, archived)
# DICK DICK DICK DICK
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 5:21, archived)
# RICARDO NIXON
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 5:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:32, archived)
# Nixon!
Great scene in 'Where the Buffalo Roam' with Bill Groundhog playing Hunter S. Thompson. One of his Dobermans is growling and slobbering. Thompson says, "Nixon!" and the Doberman runs across the room to grab an arms-outstretched dummy in a Nixon mask, sinking its teeth into the dummy's groin. That's how to train a dog.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Have some old skool strippers
from the traveling carnival. They tended to be rather homely.

(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:52, archived)
# you found the source on stumbleupon didn't you?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Actually found it as part of a series of Jack Delano photos around 1943...
linked from someplace else that referenced the railway photos...found the source photos and promptly desecrated it.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 3:12, archived)
# ahhh, i stumbledupon it the other day
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 3:22, archived)
# I am the one and only In my ARSE
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:26, archived)
# For so it is written:
mr horrible kasto kasto krut
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# poligen ha!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:29, archived)
# The prophecy is fulfilled.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:40, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# !
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# All of you in my arse.
And be quick about it, because I'm going to bed.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:06, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Too damn hypnotic.
It took all my self-control to hit the reply button!

*edit* Then I scrolled straight back for another damn good stare!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:24, archived)
# My squildo
is being graped.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:12, archived)
# CIVILITY.
Good behavior is an essential element of our civilization. It should be displayed every day through courteous acts and becoming manners.

Politeness is said to be the poetry of conduct; and like poetry, it has many qualities. Let not your politeness he too florid, but of that gentle kind which indicates a refined nature.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:07, archived)
# SPANG


Was Moat a celebrity???
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:09, archived)
# yes!
best frying pan ever
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 7:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Arghh the spangage!
IT BURNS!!!

;D
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:24, archived)
#
Superb :D
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Nice pussy...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Oh god no
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Is Nick Glegg
taking the picture?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# a double bagger and no mistake
:~)
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Is that where he/she hides those stealth tax policies?
Under the sags of her boobage?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# That appears to be a bearded kitten.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahaha absolutely huge
face.
And an awwwwwwwwww kitty.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:59, archived)
# well, that's disturbing
and now i'm going to have something i'm really looking forward to, which is a good night's sleep.
g'night all!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Vickey Butler Henderson has let herself go!
Sweet dreams BTW! ;)
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# PMILF
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:08, archived)
# What worries me is...
who is going to click "I like this!"
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:10, archived)
# *sits silently in corner, avoiding eye contact*
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Ummmmmm....
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I have NO idea, what you're on about
but you should stop with the heroin n eat some sausages...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Try and look
at what's in the image...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Some reference to the fridge magnets defying gravity?
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# well the filename says it all,
but I know you're probably just taking the piss ;)
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# And it's not a pic of me BTW,
random google image when you type in fridge magnet. Although I do admit he does look rather murderous.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
# wouldn't
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# The cat looks fridg'ed to me
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:48, archived)
# PUSSY MAGNET!!!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Silly Berk
Cats are not made from metal!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Robot cats are...
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Well, yeah.
You can't argue with that really.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I'd seen him somewhere...
To Dragon's Den welcome are you. Be offered all the money you must. Or leave empty handed you will.



(apologies for crap optimisation)


(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing spectacular..........
Calls to your kitty shouldn't break the bank

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# that kitten looks spectacularly unimpressed
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# well the string
isn't tight, you won't hear anything
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# not to mention the fact
that the can has dogs on it
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# call for you
on the dog and bone? no thanks
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# cats don't like using the phone
i found this out when my mate tried to get her cat to "talk" to her boyfriend on the phone. cat clawed fuck out of her arm, the silly bitch
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Kitteh are more sensitive than humans to the invisible death-rays emitted from celeriac phones.
We've just grown accustomed to the massive dose of radiation and brain-AIDS each time we want to ask someone which type of bread they want from the shop.
They, on the other hand, are having none of it.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# phones are made from celeriac?
no wonder i don't like that stuff!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Dogs in a can....
Well yes I used dogs in a can....last I heard cats and dogs don't get on with each other.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# that's my point
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Whilst on the vaguely paedant note, one can squared would still be one can.
Albeit a square one.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Me + maths = disasterrrr
Yes, yes, if you haven't noticed me and the maths don't get on.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# I can smell science.
Edit: False alarm, I just farted.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# boredcat
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Chump's hat is on fire :(
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Swiss Army Action Rabbit
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# stab em in the
stomach and tickle their belly button at the same time


(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
# ha! i haven't got a belly button!
oh, wait, i've still got a stomach....
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
Then how do you has the secks? :S
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# infrequently
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I've
never done it in the frequently before, kinky bastard,
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# you haven't LIVED
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
# *winces*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere about "nasty gashes" ...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# It's Prince Cameron-time mutherfuckers
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# if he kills me
promise me you'll team up with him and defeat ming
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# A man can only keep stamping in trousers THAT tight for so long....
before inevitable damage happens.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# he hurts his feet?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Heli-Cameron fails to take off :(
I'M OUT
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# sorry sock, i didn't mean to dis your facial hair
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# why is your hippo eating a giant frozen carrot log?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# this answer is confusing and unsatisfactory
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# like my bedroom technique
i mean, hang on...
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Your bedroom technique is like eating a giant frozen carrot log??
o_O
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# oh god
spangs ahoy
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# *sharpens killing knife*
et tu micto . . .

Woo! This is Braw!


(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] old joke revisited
mobile phone handsfree kit

cost: 10p, looking cool at work: priceless

handsfree kit

cool

we tested it at work and it actually works, now give me £100,000 etc

also you can CFB if you feel the need
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# 10p for a laggy band?
You wuz robbed, mate.

Arf, though :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# no
10p was for the nearly beard
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# how dare you? that's taken me since 1998 to cultivate
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# up your arse, i look cool and macho
and a bit scruffy but it's worth the looks from the women
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# My current face-mess
must be worth a good 65p then. Cool - it's like walking around with credit attached to your chin.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# i love a beard
but the missus doesn't :(
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# This is the beardiest I've been, I think.
I'm quite enjoying it.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh micto
I wish you'd just come right out and say it. You'd be surprised at how supportive everyone would be.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Read that as 'have' rather than 'love' at first glance
:/
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# or wait until the postie drops one :)
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# *parp*
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# and one to sign for, sir
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I have to go
and pick up a mystery PorcelFarce delivery tomorrow. Not expecting anything, so it could well be a trump in a box.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Postman Parp,
Postman Parp,
Postman Parp
and his black-and-white carp
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
that gave me a teary eye inducing laugh
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# you'll cut your circulation off
and you'll get a purple head!

um.......

what was i talking about?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Something about putting a rubber thing around his head
um...

what was I talking about?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# i don't know
i was strangely distracted
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)

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