(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 5:21,
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RICARDO NIXON
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 5:23,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 6:32,
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Nixon!
Great scene in 'Where the Buffalo Roam' with Bill Groundhog playing Hunter S. Thompson. One of his Dobermans is growling and slobbering. Thompson says, "Nixon!" and the Doberman runs across the room to grab an arms-outstretched dummy in a Nixon mask, sinking its teeth into the dummy's groin. That's how to train a dog.
(glammerocitystate of the art Luddite,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:18,
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Have some old skool strippers
from the traveling carnival. They tended to be rather homely.
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:52,
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you found the source on stumbleupon didn't you?
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 3:02,
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Actually found it as part of a series of Jack Delano photos around 1943...
linked from someplace else that referenced the railway photos...found the source photos and promptly desecrated it.
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 3:12,
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Good behavior is an essential element of our civilization. It should be displayed every day through courteous acts and becoming manners.
Politeness is said to be the poetry of conduct; and like poetry, it has many qualities. Let not your politeness he too florid, but of that gentle kind which indicates a refined nature.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:34,
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(Testiclesjust for you,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:44,
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Some reference to the fridge magnets defying gravity?
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:49,
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well the filename says it all,
but I know you're probably just taking the piss ;)
(Testiclesjust for you,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:52,
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:)
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:54,
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And it's not a pic of me BTW,
random google image when you type in fridge magnet. Although I do admit he does look rather murderous.
(Testiclesjust for you,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:55,
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wouldn't
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:42,
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The cat looks fridg'ed to me
(simbosanis too tired,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:48,
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PUSSY MAGNET!!!
(Testiclesjust for you,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:05,
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Silly Berk
Cats are not made from metal!
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:15,
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Robot cats are...
(Testiclesjust for you,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:16,
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Well, yeah.
You can't argue with that really.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:32,
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I knew I'd seen him somewhere...
To Dragon's Den welcome are you. Be offered all the money you must. Or leave empty handed you will.
(apologies for crap optimisation)
(calibraxloves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:30,
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Nothing spectacular..........
Calls to your kitty shouldn't break the bank
(ButacuPAs yoooo wish!!,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:40,
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that kitten looks spectacularly unimpressed
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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well the string
isn't tight, you won't hear anything
(dhobiMur Inhexha!!,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:49,
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not to mention the fact
that the can has dogs on it
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:51,
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call for you
on the dog and bone? no thanks
(dhobiMur Inhexha!!,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:52,
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cats don't like using the phone
i found this out when my mate tried to get her cat to "talk" to her boyfriend on the phone. cat clawed fuck out of her arm, the silly bitch
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:54,
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Kitteh are more sensitive than humans to the invisible death-rays emitted from celeriac phones.
We've just grown accustomed to the massive dose of radiation and brain-AIDS each time we want to ask someone which type of bread they want from the shop. They, on the other hand, are having none of it.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:13,
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phones are made from celeriac?
no wonder i don't like that stuff!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:14,
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Dogs in a can....
Well yes I used dogs in a can....last I heard cats and dogs don't get on with each other.
(ButacuPAs yoooo wish!!,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:29,
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that's my point
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:32,
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Whilst on the vaguely paedant note, one can squared would still be one can.
Albeit a square one.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:00,
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Me + maths = disasterrrr
Yes, yes, if you haven't noticed me and the maths don't get on.
(ButacuPAs yoooo wish!!,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:53,
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I can smell science.
Edit: False alarm, I just farted.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:51,
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boredcat
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:07,
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(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:27,
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Chump's hat is on fire :(
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:40,
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