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[challenge entry] Fuck You Hans Brix
(DutyPaid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# I think Kim would approve...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (56k)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:57, archived)
# That is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nice compo sir!

*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:05, archived)
# ^^Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# A thing of beauty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
The panic! The vomit!
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Hahah
Oof
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hoorah!
St Kurt - patron saint of "It's SO unfair!".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I found Nirvana mindblowing
as did Kurt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] 40+ minutes of wonderful rants in a high fidelity package
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:50, archived)
# cheers
its a very lazy one, hopefully when i wake up a bit more i will secrete something more off the wall
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# nice
but I give it until lunchtime* before this compo becomes 'LOL TOAP album covers'


*or until I post one, whichever comes soonest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:51, archived)
# yeh
sorry about that sir
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# yours is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# NO!
Love it.
(Tchocky is no longer contagious, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] one for all da real g's
(wankdog, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# ace
which reminds me of my morning duties
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Anne Yoddacombe
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# ahahaha
that is hideous yet mesmerizing..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
#
that is hideous yet mesmerizing..

erotic yet sublime
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:34, archived)
# vulgar.. yet enticing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Stunningly good work
Three of my favourite things, combined into one adorable package - mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Anne Worfecombe


Click for bigger (318 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# ew! - *tries not to imagine the nether regions*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# strictly come dancing, i shall win.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Fantawful
This is the best and worst thing I have seen so far today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Helen Daniels.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Scary, that is!
Looks like Anne's miss using the lightsaber again? Nicely Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:39, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Holy fuck!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# new images from the bandwaggon space telescope
(wankdog, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fab
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:45, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: RE-MARKETING CLASSIC ALBUMS


This week, b3ta is going to rescue the music industry: what we want you to do is take classic albums and re-design the artwork for an entirely different market. Sell punk albums to classical fans and thrash metal to lovers of happy house, and so on. Hey, presto, new business model.

Challenge suggested by Bela Lugosi's Dad and voted for by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(__, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# haha
wow! that really should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# FTW
I think we can close teh compo now.
(Mork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
#
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:51, archived)
# lols!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Was wondering how that meme would work in this challenge
thanks for illustrating it for me :D
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Well done fella!
and love this far too much to put into words except fwapp
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, archived)
# ^ can barely type
fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, archived)
# "I would
fucking wreck that chick"
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# BOOO!
no more album covers! mp3s dont have album covers!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:53, archived)
# ENDTIMES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:30, archived)
# LARGE FATCAT COLLIDER.
"My god, its full of tuna."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:36, archived)
# strictly come wizardry
(Testicles just for you, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:52, archived)
# Phwoar!
Sexy wizard.

I'd can see her wizard's sleeve!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)
# If you look far enough up her wizards sleeve
you can see her wizards fish yogurt
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Reminds me of
Roger mellie in viz's show "strictly cum guzzeling"
(wankdog, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just drop this here...

(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:37, archived)
#
Does God move in mysterious ways, or does he walk normally?
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)
#
that old evolution nonsense, even though none of them were Asian, African or, indeed, any other race women.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Women just "appear" in the bible,
they're not important enough to come from anywhere. Weird, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:21, archived)
#
And, oddly, Adam and Eve never had any daughters. Cain and Abel, motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Everyone forgets Seth
Genesis 4:25 motherfucker

Plus there were a bunch of unnamed children, some of them female.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:28, archived)
# you think that's weird?
Joseph (Jesus's stepdad) has two dads. If you go back a bit further in the family tree, so does Shealtiel.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Where did you find this guy?


And why do I post my crude photoshops at f**k o'clock in the morning!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:46, archived)
# yeah, those CGI additions were well over the top
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:48, archived)
# P.S. IT IS ALWAYS FUCK O'CLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:59, archived)
#
That's the spirit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:15, archived)
# HONEYFUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:19, archived)
# Eee, in my day the graffiti artists used to 'ave talent.
This new-fangled stuff's just scrawl, if you ask me. (which you didn't)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:24, archived)
# is it safe?
also: I FOUND AN MP3 OF ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WENDYHOUSE SONGS FUCKING HOT PISS YEAH!
www.skirted.net/mp3/fuck-the-mall-wendyhouse.mp3
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# there are more on that site (a couple from each releases) but the linked URLs are wrong, you have to dick around a bit to find the file
 
I can be persistent, sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:45, archived)
# *saves for later investigation*
it's a good thing you're not letting work get in the way of your persistence
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:54, archived)
# this is important new zealand music research it is definitely within my job description
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:03, archived)
# a point well made
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:16, archived)
# you can get an idea of the correct file names from this page
www.skirted.net/skirted/index.html
but you then have to append it to the correct directory, www.skirted.net/mp3/

so not that bad, I should probably tell them about the fucked links
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:11, archived)
# ahhhhah toss
the directory's not protected, so you can just click on that and browse ALL the MP3s

WHY DO I ALWAYS GO AND COMPLICATE MATTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:13, archived)
# nice, reminds me of this game, for the N64dd (and gamecube it seems)
www.fabbl.de/Bilder/Nintendo/GCN-Doshin.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I thought he was just contemplating sticking his dick in a wendyhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:45, archived)
# he will
when he's done FISITNG IT!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:54, archived)
# what can I say, my toaster's been holding out on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:56, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)
# silly bitch now what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:11, archived)
#
*smacks forehead*

Schoolgirl error!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:13, archived)
#
she is pushing it left and the top half snapped :P
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:15, archived)
# WHERE'S THE COMPO?
I have to go to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:58, archived)
#


Click for bigger (126 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:46, archived)
# elbow power!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# THIS WAY TO THE DUNGEON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28, archived)
# well
can't blame fatcat for this one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:33, archived)
# This time it's fartycat
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:46, archived)
# OH NO!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:47, archived)
# SHIT
3 LABRADORS ARE ADVANCING ON THE CASINOS OF VATICAN CITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# time to reload
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:57, archived)
# YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:07, archived)
# OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:09, archived)
# this.. this is my catstick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Dualin' fatties.
weeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:30, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Give 'em both barrels!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:39, archived)
# LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING FATCATS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:57, archived)
[challenge entry] its true you know....
(Matty73, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Apt choice of image
"What Women Want" indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:11, archived)
#
heh, i thought that might make it all the sweeter :)
(Matty73, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:18, archived)
# oh Ronnie Corbett you wrinkly little jizzrag
 
FUCKING TAKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:29, archived)
# "You're in a Bobby Cab"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
# "Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"You talkin' ta me?"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:37, archived)
# hahaha, also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaaf_9TqPL8
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:40, archived)
# I had dismissed this film as a typically substandard production of a more deserving work of science fiction
but the more I see it referenced here, and from what I read at IMDB, the more I realize I should watch it.
By the same reasoning, I just borrowed "Labyrinth" from my library, and am preparing for the enlightenment. It's surprising, some of the pop cultural experiences I should have had in my youth, yet inexplicably didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Now buy David Bowie's "Low".
Really. (His music was often a tad better than his acting)

It's quite cheap, and the start of lots of fruitful paths.

Somebody back me up here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)
# I might see about that
I'm really only familiar with Space Oddity etc. which were played relentlessly on the Classic Rock station I listened to in the mid-80s, somewhere amid my 70s honky-tonk childhood, 80s headbanging teens, 90s college indie rock and post-millennial smorgasbord.

Check ignition, and may God's love be with you!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Peace!
"Hunky Dory" might be a comfortable transitional stage before you move on to "Low"... but hey, why not just bite the bullet? It's not as if they're expensive.
(The CDs, I mean, not bullets. I dunno how much they cost)

*EDIT* Also, it looks like I'm living your musical life in reverse! From indie rock, to finding metal tolerable, and heading for a comfy honky-tonk middle-age...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# what are your feelings on tin machine
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Not as shit as it's made out to be.
They did an OK version of The Pixies' "Debaser", albeit not as good as the original. As if anything could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:33, archived)
# my recollections are generally positive, at least of what was in the pop charts
 
I should probably reinvestigate
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Again, do so.
it won't exactly break the bank. Oh, and pick up a copy of "Low" while you're at it. I'm not his bank manager - I just reckon that's his best record.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:46, archived)
# pretty much every Bowie fan I've ever known agrees, "Low" is the best.
 
I'm fond of "Heroes", but I'm kind of a fag
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)
# "Heroes" is ace.
My mate Ian is potty for "Young Americans", but try as I might, I just don't like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:04, archived)
# "Low" is about all I've ever been able to stomach
apart from "Scary Monsters" and "Fashion" for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:09, archived)
# I fought Bowie off for years. Decades, even.
But I gave in in the end.

I always had the impression I was missing out on something good that I thought was shit.

Maybe you could ease yrself in through Roxy Music, early-80s electronic gubbins or Iggy Pop. Even Suede.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Total Recall sucks...and Bowie's Station to Station is freakin' great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Have you got the frankly ludicrous 5-cd re-issue yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Seriously? (no)
That sounds expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Seriously expensive.
More Station To Station than any human being can seriously be expected to take!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:15, archived)
# I'll pass.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:19, archived)
# hmmmm
i don't know why i like it, it's shit but it's good. it's up there with rambo and die hard etc for me, good old classics.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# You must be talkin' to me...there's nobody else in here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:42, archived)
# pet hamster needs a haircut
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Ah, it took ages to find this old, poor rendition of an OK idea in the 'Tramp archives. But hey, we live to serve
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Kittens make everything better
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:52, archived)
# hahahaa
it would have ended all so happy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
# this is not worth it's own thread since it is a 'real scan' of something no office should be without
I was at a government office today, and found this nice two-sided checklist.
I just wonder how many of these questions would be answered honestly:
Click for bigger (74 kb)Click for bigger (86 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha!
*clix*

(in a raspy, guttural, familiar, nasal, slurred cracking voice, with animal and factory machinery noises in the background)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Yes, I did place the bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:10, archived)
# We get signal. What!
EXACT WORDING...
How are you Gentlemen !!
...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Background noise: Woman moaning in pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Erm, not sure which question to ask next
"What will cause it to explode?"
or "What is your address?"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28, archived)
# How about:
"Why are you listening to a recording of a woman moaning in pleasure? Are you sure it's not your missus moaning because you forgot to take the rubbish out again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)
# hahaha! (again)
Just noticed 'crockery' in the 'background sounds' section.

Unconfined mirth, to the annoyance of people nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:30, archived)
# 'Unconfined mirth...'
Is that like a posh way of saying ROFLMAO?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Yes.
But I'm a snooty cunt unwilling to sink to that level just yet. It's bad enough having to put in emoticons for illiterate tossers!??!?!!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!?!
Narmean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I seem to be writing sadface these days rather than : (, I'm not sure which is worse
it works well in caps

TONGUEOUTFACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:01, archived)
# DRUNKANDGAZINGLISTLESSLYOVERRIMOFSPECTACLESWITHANONCOMMITALSENSEOFMILDDISAPPOVALANDCONSIDERINGGOINGBACKTOTHENEWSPAPERRATHERTHANRESPONDING
Emoticons are a bit limiting, really
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22, archived)
#
There's not a lot of space for the threat wording. And how is "Long Distance" a background noise?
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:22, archived)
# holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:24, archived)
# I love number 4 on the list.
It reminds of me the minefield scene in Kelly's Heroes.

"Hey, heyheyhey! Hey I found one!"
"What kind is it?"
"The kind that blows up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Magnolia free image.
(DutyPaid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:14, archived)
#


FFS, a couple of white spots doesn't make this SFW. Not asking b3ta to be kidsafe but come on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# More like magnolia.
Than white.
(DutyPaid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Would you please link it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Oh my
what a great wit you are
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Better a great wit.
Than a cunt.
(DutyPaid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Why are you visiting juvenile humour websites while you're at work?
Surely 'not doing your work' is NSFW in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Because my employment allows that.
Never the less, the office has people in it that might not be offended by a CDC or a seamhorse but would take issue with something that's clearly porn. Even with a couple of magnolia spots covering the penises.

The general preference for b3ta is that stuff that's clearly NSFW is linked which is all I've asked for.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:36, archived)
# At nearly 3 in the morning?
Are you foreign, of working for the emergency services? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Does it matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:27, archived)
# At this time of night/morning,
I daresay nothing matters much.

Now get back to work and stop trolling shit humour websites on the other side of the world, there's a good chap.
And yes, I know it was a shit picture. Which the poster amended.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:58, archived)
# O_o


edit: I'm go asleep now

nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Ignored
also fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Just in case I have misunderstood ...
If your "fuck off" is directed at me .. then go fuck yourself.
If not.. no worries.
(DutyPaid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:52, archived)
# so THAT's Victoria's secret
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:46, archived)
# awww it's just a jpeg now, did I miss some tranny action?
 
good poem by the way : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:28, archived)
# it was
but i can email you any tranny porn you might be interested in :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:30, archived)
# GIG-GIT-TY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Just a picture of Wayne Rooney getting bummed.
I wrote the limerick first. Then put the picture together. Apparently it wasn't appropriate. Still, I'm glad I went with the Rooney limerick instead of the one I started about David Camerons dad.
(DutyPaid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:36, archived)
# I don't follow soccer but from what I hear it is entirely appropriate
 
go on, do that cunt Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 4:02, archived)
# hello board. it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:56, archived)
# cathippo
hmm

sounds like some roman philiospher
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:59, archived)
# roamin'
roman
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:03, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10181286
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:01, archived)
# nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:03, archived)
# predatorcat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)
# this is like one of the first photoshops I did.
I'm pretty sure I haven't improved :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:13, archived)
# hippnotic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)
# FATCATOPOTAMUS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:01, archived)
# I want to put a hippo between two pieces of bread.
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)
# many cats may aspire to bumming a hippo, though few succeed
 
glad to hear you're well e hoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:30, archived)
# chur bro
*edit* have you seen "predicament"? saw it last night. a strangely good movie overall and a surprisingly affecting performance by tim finn. jemaine clement is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:50, archived)
# ahhhhhhh no I didn't catch it in the festival
I do want to see it though, Jemaine and Heath Franklin, nice
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:16, archived)
# heath's character even gets to say "harden the fuck up"
which is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:18, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 5:41, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:21, archived)
# large and in charge.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)
# "Bring it on, beatches!"
;)

Just off to bed, last look on board... *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
# night night
*particles*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# *quarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# *charm*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:34, archived)
# *vibrating one dimensional strings occuring on membranes in 11 dimentional space*
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:36, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)
# excellent
I was hoping a post would happen before I got my thingy in.

thank you for aptness creation.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:39, archived)
# I had waffles today, first time in ages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I had museli today.
it was good and seedy and fruity and oatsy and milky but it wasn't milky until I put milk in it and then it was milky.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I haven't had museli for ages either
I did have iceland £2 pizza with cheese enhanced cheese filling of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:52, archived)
# but did you fuck it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# dude, I rode it like it was elvis
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I HAD PIZZA TOO!
but it was from the co-op and it was a feast of meats or so the packaging claimed but I'm not so sure I think they lied to me through branding and it was barely a moderate dinner of meats pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
# the frozen meat feats pizzas consist of
peperoni
shit sausage
lumpy sausage meat
and "spicy thing"

not nice really :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I had a spliff, some cigarettes, and an underlying sense of frustration
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# THAT'S GOOD EATING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
# a cracking start to any day, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:57, archived)
# was the frustration palpable?
I only like it when it's palpable
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)
# i just ate
a fig for the first time ever.
(schnurricane?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:07, archived)
# i also had an underlying sense of frustration.
i've been building this stone wall onto the front of a house since like april, and it's big! it's 28 x 8 feet, and yesterday, about 8 inches from the top, i GAVE UP FOR GOOD.

i'm moving in three days and leaving that bitch unfinished forever. i never want to look at another rock again.
(schnurricane?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:11, archived)
# So you were literally stonewalled?
I'm eating dates in honour of all my fasting Muslim coworkers.
just installed a Canadian dictionary in Firefrog because the fecking US one picked up on the 'u' in 'honour'...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# you know schnurr I really used to enjoy reading your stories, did you give up on your web place for stories?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:34, archived)
# figs are awesome
and totally fuckable
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:32, archived)
# you're mixing up figs and figging
:)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I was watching QI
And Alan Davies told me that Muesli with water is the same as with milk.

I challenge you to test this theory!
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# water is ultimately very very very low fat milk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:58, archived)
# I've heard that Cows drink water.
And then make milk.
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:01, archived)
# homeopathy right there.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:02, archived)
# my one question that I need the answer to is
What's the homeopathic cure for drowning?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Dare I say Oxygen?
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# A sugar pill. Like every other homeopathic cure.
but yes, I like your joke.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I don't know if I like it, Discobeads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:41, archived)
# sorry tootseeturs
I don't know what I can do about it now

ice cream and strawberries?

with spurty cream?

and crumbled choccy biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:47, archived)
# *muons*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# "bluuuuueee muon"
"I saw you standing... alone
until you lepton a bus
and travelled to Croydon
Inexplicably"

-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:56, archived)
# *american werewolfs in london*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# *lower budget werewolfs in paris*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:22, archived)
# You're awesome Discomead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)
# *red shifts*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)
# night
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:02, archived)
# POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 3:35, archived)
# This cat rules.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 2:43, archived)

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