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# fack--now I'm confused
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:55, archived)
# A lorry jack-knifed there
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# eh, jackspooned?
I was expecting a fork in the road. Guess I'll go back
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# ummm
plastic sexxxx mmmm
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# jacksporked surely?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# lorries can do that--aye
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# there's a spork in the road
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# ......
*SLAP*!

:-)
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# spork!
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# *where is my spanger when I need it*
;p
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:55, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:01, archived)
# All forks look like spoons from a different angle...
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# hmmm
I'll be testing that theory
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Good night b3ta
I spent 2 hours trying to make him wink but failed :(

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# oh my
well, this is more intimidating than a wink anyway

g'nite
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# That's a far more successful flirtatious gesture than a mere wink.
Well, it'd reel me in anyway.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Pah
Norman Wisdom was far better than Jerry Lewis.

Stupid colonials.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Yeah, but everybody loves 'Great Balls Of Fire", etc etc etc
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# got your Jerry's mixed up ;p
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that one up.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# that's
a bit unfair.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# November 2010?
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Also:
hahaha I just saw your Princess Of Hearts Landmine Collection
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
#
spooky
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Mister Grimsdale!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# awesome tribute
:(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# what a cunt
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Seeya fella, it's just not the same anymore is it?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I liked him
He was funny and harmless and inoffensive.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Stop this sick filth.......
Norman Wisdom gave funny and harmless and inoffensive a bad name I tells ya. We wouldn't have him on in our house, no sir. Coming over here, stealing our jobs and raping our women. They should string 'im up. Him 'n his kind should be castrated, fucking pedos.......... etc................. etc...............
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# issues?
something you want to tell us?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# He wouldn't autograph a photo for me once
*sobs* *wanks*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# do the Rozzers
know about those photos?...!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Well, if it's wrong to mutually masturbate a 95 year old man in his hospital bed
then I don't want to be right!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Good for you, sticking up for your lofty principles like that.
*clix*
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# To be fair
he was in a different country at the time.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# But, to be fair, that's only because the hapless, clumsy innocent accidentally stabbed himself in the eye with the marker pen and accidentally fell into the mince pie-making machine.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha
should be his epitaph
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# "Hahaha"
should be everyone's epitaph!
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Oh! :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# quick and dirty
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ed, meet ED 209
meet ED 209
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
# nicely done
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Cheers matey
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# umm, merduck.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# he looks evil
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# he sure is.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Good job the Predator is on the case.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Rupert Merduck?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# who told you?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# ah
now it all makes sense
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Did you see that ludicrous display last night??

*cough*/...Steven Gerrard Depardieu....
/COAT
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# *locks the door behind you*
woo!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# *comic tumbles*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] What happens on Hoth...


...STAYS on Hoth!!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# :D and what happens in the closet
shouldn't be done to a shirt
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# You can't keep him in there forever
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Ike Ike Ike
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Movie Poster Mash-Up - what can I say, I'm a slow worker!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# :( the falling man...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# The Grimsdale Reaper.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Norman Wisdom.
Like Lee Evans on Mogadon.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Lazy journalist scum!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahahha
that's great.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I've always liked him
I could never work out why, but I always have.

:(
 
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Tetley - It'll tear your soul apart
Well, my mate Nick reckons the new Tetley advert reminds him of the dead dude in Hellraiser coming back to life. So, I had 20 mins and a crappy copy of MS Paint at work and came up with this:



Bit wank, but it got a chuckle.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but
RIP Norman Wisdom :(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# shit
fuck

shitfuck :(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# 95 was a good innings
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
# oh god yeah
still sad to hear
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# aye, he plum dead
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
TJ is fine - Mr Wisdom may be in our Death Club and I may be £400 up :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# it's been 5 minutes now and I can almost hear the photoshops working
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I got nothing.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# you're not wrong.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# excuse me sir did you know...
THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING EYE!!!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I thought eyes
were for seeing with. Not fucking.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# LOL
'ejaculated into their own eyes....'
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# eye eye
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# So there's a stern warning


Don't be spunking into eyes!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# aye up.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# crap--wear goggles
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Uc.....^......... O__-
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
#

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Ecstasy :D
[IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/2zy92sm.jpg[/IMG]
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# alkohol :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# String or nothing!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# TJ : (
Norman Wisdom has left this mortal coil

edit* woo btw
how rude
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# ferrite-cored or
induction?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# contraceptive...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# The induction
of a scythe I believe
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# He had a good crack at life
RIP
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Perfect casting.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# And when Jack Nicholson cops it......
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Ha, yes - reminds me of this
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# -__-
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# It's quiet, I unearthed this from the archives.


Not a pearoast, and no, I don't know either...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Dove?
Oh no :(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# snot a pearoast?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
# It was unfinished due to lack of talent...
I wanted to animate someone pressing the head to get the soap. Then I remembered I can't animate and have no time.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# snot
geddit

lol
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Peanut dispenser, peanut dispenser,
Dere lan i gweld fi'n chwa-chwa-chwarae
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Welsh patois?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# just welsh
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I can't help but read it in a strong Caribbean accent tho...
EDIT: If only I'd mis-typed patois I'd have got the song title!

How nice to have some Gorky's on B3ta :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# save some of that for me, mista
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Shag sputum is in, baby!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Yes you do!


I believe this to be one of my very first animations
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
I am merely the conduit for soap dispensing wildlife...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# That has been tampered with.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# nah!

;)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
much as I like this...
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:12, archived)
# Have an old bird then.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# natrel
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I think this is shopped
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# kill it :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Wow.
What I see is a bird out of nowhere that keeps shrugging, until it's shot.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Are you looking into my living room?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Yes.
Yes. I. Am.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Well make me some fucking tea then I'm gasping!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# o_O
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Spangtastic.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# oh GOD
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# The *spang* is strong with this one.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Spangtastic
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Andy Cat!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah for flat cap cat flap
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I approve of this.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# No bull.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Blue are the life-giving waters taken for granted
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Shitting christ!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Tardis dog is on the fritz.
*Hendrix solo*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)
# now play hendrix with your teeth
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# *has no mouth*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:56, archived)
# lolwut?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:46, archived)
# flashing pooper
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# 'ello 'ello 'ello
What's going on here then? No really? ;)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Flashy!


(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# looks like he can't quite complete teleportation
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# RRR RRR RRR RRR RRR RRR RRR RRR.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# your phone's broken
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# It's not broken he has it on vibrate
where he's hidden it is another question.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I iz in ur muzik.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# He's phasing in from a Parallel Poo-niverse
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# funny brick is funny
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# dogtardis :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# whoa.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)

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