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#
(Testicles just for you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# *deploys weapons-grade spangtonium*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Em....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaay.....
Can somebody p-l-e-a-s-e De-RIS me on this one?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# bar chart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# :-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Think it is more to do with x y z optics
:-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# sorry, didn't get that
i was distracted by the rabbit up there^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Spang-worthy
but...shouldn't the axes be t'other way round?

/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Correct when laying on the floor
after too much time spent in the charts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# NO!
It doesn't matter.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# it's baloo, the bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# will you stop this disney shite?
we're going to get sued to buggery, quite apart from eaten to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Shakin' . . . and stirring !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# This makes no sense
Which is good. Woooo

Edit: Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# i haven't made a pic in ages.......

but I do has Hit 'n' Run Fluff!
RFFFTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# dunno about the dog
but i want your kitteh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# stop shaving your pets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Buddies will be pals !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# ugh,
what kind of vile vivisection experiment is that?
I don't usually get all sentimental about animals, but ffs, that poor creature's beyond the pale.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# why am I looking at a pict.....
SQUEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# You also have beige leather furniture
Hello ZF
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Deediddledediddledeedee
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] i dunno, i got carried away

though it's probably worth own thread, maybe even fp!!
*ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# You should get carried away more often
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
# By the men in white coats
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Ice cream vendors?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Someone said ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# mmmm
pistachio and a scoop of mint choc chip for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pistachio icecream
it's like ordering fish in a restruant, it's nice and all that, but as tempting as it is, i'll always go for something else.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i only ever eat it in spain
for some reason, it tastes nicer there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# funnily enough*
i only ever order vanilla in france


*not at all funny
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# on a horse with wolverine hooves?
tbh, i was tring to do a weird animal which was starting to look ok-ish, but then i just couldn't get it to look good and it took me all day.
so i started again and went a bit mad
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# This truly is the ultimate beast
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
# By the power of Greyskull...
It's He-Man Jim, but not as we know it...
(Bad_Dogg, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Unfair Depiction of African people!
Therefore Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# he's an irishman in new delhi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Who was it that did the henry version of this? Oh and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and probably bindun.



Took me bloody ages as I'm still learning the ol' tattyshop.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Jerry Seinfeld was even
less funny in that then he is normally!

Awful film!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# BUT WHADDABOUT THE PICTURE?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Forgive me, I'm attention seeking again...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# visually, i like it
though i'm not sure what's going on.
you've swapped characters with a title?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# They're monsters,
in Bee Movie.

Ergo, Bee Movie Monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# ah feck!
i thought it was a bit....
now it makes more sense to my feeble and inadequate brain
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 3:58, archived)
# What she^ said
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Sorry, very clever pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Aww, thanks awfully Mr!

*runs off gleefully*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)
# i hate jerry seinfeld
i don't find him even remotely funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I know, right?
And what's the deal with airline peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# stop it right now
bad boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# And what's the deal with pickles?
They're totally pickly right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I think it was only last month
I realised there was a pun in the title of that film

I just thought it was a really unimaginative name to give a film about bees.

Like Cars and Antz.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# What are you talking about?
Antz? With a Z? Totally zany!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Just don't make him angry, he used to be a boxer...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# must have been a fucking huge box
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# No No No
Where is Robert Smith?

(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Who?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# WAAAAAAANT CAAAAAAKE!
*Clicks*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# you can't have it, it's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# You can't eat it all
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# no, i can't
but i'm taking some to my mum's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Ah
Watch out for a big fat man following and snuffling up the crumbs.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# he can't catch me, i'm on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Arrrrrrrg
Googled up some cyclist images for a gif, but found too much wierdness.
Anyway, I'm supposed to be revising. Toodles!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# You sure he was a boxer?
Looks like a shitzou-great dane cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woaooh i didn't finish,,,,,,,,,,bloody return key....

POW

POW right in the kisser

: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Have we got any umbrication?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Shifty looking bugger........
I hope he's wearing something under that Mac'
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# swords of a thousand men
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# cation cation cation
ay ay
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Oh oh........ :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# No not poor JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMBBBOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# woooo bombermaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!
very funny :)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# brought back happy memories
not of terrorists of course, but of playing BM - the only game I can't play because I end up laughing too much. hapi daze....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Bomberman wins hard! It's one of those perfect games that cannot be improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Oh it can.
The WiiWare one is pretty special. But, MANY MOONS ago on the C64, a cloned called "bug bomber" was better. It was just like bomberman, but holding down the bomb-laying fire button for different intervals produced "eggs". There were 6 levels of bomb/egg.

1 - Press fire once, gives a bomb as normal.
2 - Press it for a second, and you get a dumb but autonomous helper creature that kills other players on contact.
3,4 - Incrementally badass helpers
5 - Five seconds, a ghoul that can pass through walls directly to the enemy.
6 - A tank. Can blast its way to the enemy, with reasonable AI, avoids bombs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Haha, I love the way videogame characters hyperventilate like this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# !

spotify:track:7EVSRJ9eH21ri2lIHkKkoP (Something Got Me Started by Simply Red)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Testing Avocadoes at Tesco?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# 12

spotify:track:15DLl1r2zi07Ssq5RT1yT0 (Wait And Bleed by Slipknot)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Grooving at the Disco?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Character select on Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast is pretty special too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# oh no!!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Don't do it JIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
# mm pie


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# pie!
i bet it's not as nice as my honey cake, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Oh you lie!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# why would i lie about the pie?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# PIE
:D
NOM NOM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Pie!

I've just watched 5 mins of that phone shop sitcom. It's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I'm not surprised to hear its crap, but I am ever so slightly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# i don't like the cliched font, but the image is gloriously horrific
also, i have no idea who this is
spotify:track:1Bno2yXqveFyWYSCQmOiVq (Move Any Mountain (Beat Edit) by The Shamen)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# seriously?
its nosferatu cameron. duhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# cameron's lips aren't that big
you explain
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I like
But I personally have a fear. I work for a revenue collecting part of the council. The amount that I bring in exceeds my wages. Do I be a strike-breaker by going to work (and defiling my beliefs), or do I pay off my debts and fund my mild alcoholism by laughing at the binmen? Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Erm,
That makes no sense.

Damn beer.

(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak out for me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I so totally agree
I really do. I have worked on both sides of the management spectrum and I agree with Unions. However, since in my current case, my department is already sub-contracted out so I dont work directly for the council.

I can see the savings that need to be made in Cambridge and they are most definetly not front-line..
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)
# i used to work for the council.
When there was a strike on, I used to work at home.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Cant do that with my job
I am a street worker. I walk the streets. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# that's rather disturbing
and not in the pants area
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Looks like Portillo!
HE'S BACK... (in politics)
(Meagrom, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ARGH! quick, flee!
before we remind him of what he really is!


(yeah, i couldn't think of a better way to crowbar in a nickleback lyric than that)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Maybe a hero will save us.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:26, archived)
# hah!
(i knew they'd had more than two hits, but i just couldn't remember what the thrid one was)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Well it is from.. 2002?! Christ.
Furthermore they ought to try a grungey song which features Perseus. But I'm not going to stand here and wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# \o/
you is on fire today sir
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Well it's something to do, as I never made it as a wise man or cut it as a poor man stealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I loved the way he held the microphone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Mic?
(Frogb3at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Yikers
A reply from Valin which almost makes sense :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
Why do they tell little kids that?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# to shit them up
when they hide in the cupboard while they're trying to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
spotify:track:4FL5WhrHy7K4G3rZn78Xpm (Boss Drum (Beatmasters Radio Mix) by The Shamen)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I has a like
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10212918
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# I refer you to my previous reply
Shamen and The Prodigy need to be set subjects in future GCSE exams.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Got any salmon?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The dark fluffeh forest of doom
there are better places to jog, love!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Glove it or leave it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# perfect place for a holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:32, archived)
# yeah - no need for suncream in its misty depths
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# i'll go for the pale and interesting look every time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
#

spotify:track:1zslMdocKylEZ2bpiphn3O (Make It Mine (Progress 1 Vox) by The Shamen)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# it's easy to buy a house there
they're cheap as chips....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:48, archived)
# BARGAIN CUNT
IT'S A REET BOBBY DAZZLA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# fuck
Michael myers didn't have a chainsaw ever, and he is certainly not a B movie monster, A+++++ monster he is.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
#
/monsternerdblog
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Just as bad as each other.
About six hours late for the thread and almost indubitably bindun, but here it is:
(I helped save b3ta! JojoThe3rd They WILL wear lapel pins., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# this seems to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Aunty Gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Ha ha, it was worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Morris Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# :D
Comp it too! Maybe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Hurrah!
That fills me with joy.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Happy Morris !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Yes yes yes
Fantasically done.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I recognise that vehicle.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Oh gosh! That is very nicely done
click 'n woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# aww
cute!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# they are NOT for eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# That's a definite clickable!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Clickity Click Click
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# *Click*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Just when you were starting to get over the "tomatoes" thing....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# 'scuse the pea
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Keep peaing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# The FP potential is strong in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:06, archived)
# HAHA...............excellent movie.....dragged on a bit though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I saw the trail-er, didn't think much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I remember reading somewhere (a looooong time ago)
that some guy entered the record books by sitting through it over 200 times.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Not salty enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# :D
mounted on tortoises they experience severe g-forces
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf! I particularly love the little teeth
:)

I think this may be a first, so please do excuse me, but I have an ancient pea for the compo. Fear TEH CHRISTINA RICCI:

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# There's a slight possibility
that I still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha love it :D
And in other news!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# arrgh!
Sequel to Slugs?

not safe for people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HmLa4w2hJk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# great film, that
very silly, but not quite as good as night of the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Top film!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Came in to mention this...
:tips hat:
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 9 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] etc
(THE REVTED, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Looks like someone fell to the Dark Side
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Like
The fonts look like they have been light torched in.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Arf!
Nice fontage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I wouldn't wallaby near him on a dark night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] you want a crap monster? well, now you've got one
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK INTO THE BATHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Spongebob DEATHPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# he's so angry, he ate his own pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Sponge bath dear?
FUCK NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# i wish i had a bath
you just can't relax properly in a shower :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I know a great way of relaxing in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# do tell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Lemon Cheesecake and a Cigar.
For the discerning shower relaxer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i'm with you on the lemon cheesecake
but i don't do the smoking thing these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Who said anything about smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# At night
They come, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# spongesperm
one of the untold dangers of the deep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# SPOJNGE DEMON WILL ABSORB US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# but will he absorb the cut?
y'know, what with him not bein a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# MY BOBBY PLAYIN' DA FOOZBALL!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# boo
i thought for a moment that it was a rusk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# it can be anything you want it to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap Monster?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# oh, but this is no boker?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Think of it as mechanically reclaimed chicken?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Shit probably tastes better.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# TRUFAX
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# that's horrible
but it has a giggle/boke ratio of 50/50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I see--so dirty tampons have a different ratio eh?
I guess giggle/boke lies in the beholder ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# yep
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Excremental from Dogma?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# no, that's the golgotha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# it'd be a fucking first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Will it leave anything . . . behind ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# a lovely clean corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Meoow
www.b3tards.com/u/5a1029cae1aeaa011dd9/seamskitty3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# A photo of the artist with one of his paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# the fucjk is this?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Magritte (I think) standing in front of a Magritte.
gravitando.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wolleh_magritte.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Looks just like !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# good likeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Well I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Oho, very nice.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:59, archived)

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