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# May contain nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I saw the danglies
and thought it was a HappyToast production :)
I'd buy this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# He does love his wangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
#
his
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Who doesn't, let's face it
If you're a hetero male you love your own, if you're a gayer you love your own AND others', if you are a hetero female you love the cock, if you are a lesbo, you love rubber wangs.

Wangs rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# mmmmm Thornton's egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Woo! Do Mr Fantastic,
Reed Richards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# *adds to list*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# This is rather ace
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# At last, they got him out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Well, they didn't want to leave him hanging around. Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# People say what do you do all day
I don't know
Hanging around, hanging around

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0664FQwdE3U
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM SO MUCH
TJ: Grim story and all, but I can't help thinking that she looks like she has a beermat in her mouth

newsy news
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# And in other news...
Which b3tan made this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Me
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Bad Link
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# What is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Do you think she took it on the chin?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Mel Gibson's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Mel Gibson's great
what?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# At looking a lot like the late leader of Iraq.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Noooo! Santa!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(daio, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Seams ok?
PS: He has no nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Am it botty fun tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# right, I'm off down the Cock for a cheeky lunchtime pint
see y'all in a little while
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
#
for a cheeky lunchtime pint
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# You love the Cock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I really think
Brian Wilson should release a range of vibrators called "Good Vibrations".

he'd make a packet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# At what historic point is this?
All I see is a squirel with a vibro.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# How on earth
do you get a job watching Squirrels wank?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# i didn't
but it would be great fun at family dinners if i had
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Not you ya Numpty
The bloke that wote the article.
or maybe it's just a hobby for him, Squirrel bothering
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# maybe if you were some kind of professor
i bet he rocks the family dinners
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] wheres your nuts of mass destuction hid


Click for bigger (51 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Noooo! Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# IDEA!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I did a face swap.
These people are entrants for the Face of Princesshay in Exeter and so you won't know them, but I liked them, so sod you. I am particularly fond of the top one, which looks like a real person.


CFOriginal


CFOriginal

Both taken from www.faceofprincesshayexeter.com/photos.php to which I am not affiliated and which I care sod all about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I wouldn't trust the second one around children

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Before or after shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] one nutty night in paris
(wankdog, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# The video that killed a thousand boners
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# fucking hell
I've bashed away at it so much today it's like a little bit of pepparami
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# You're quite the case study today...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# my knuckles are so thickly glazed I could grow tomatoes on them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Red or green?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# little bit of both where I've picked at it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Remember, you need to lubricate inside as well as out
Squirt some WD40 down there, it'll soften the urethral scabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Is that the face you pull
when you fire out an unsoftened scab?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# then get a load of this then
(wankdog, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# sweet monkey jesus
I think I've burst a vein
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I was reading an old Viz the other day, in which she was described as sounding like
"An hysterical witch playing a giant kazoo in a dustbin".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Yay! You know it's Cliff Richard's birthday today.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# @_@
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Thanks but I don't want to look at actual cocks
at work
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, sorry
Really that noticeable? I'll hide if so.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
#
don't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# strikethrough is the "humour" of the /talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Quotemarks are the "sign" of "irony"
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# <something> is the <something> of <something>
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Featuring this week's guest publication, Grocer's Monthly
Is it:

lemon is the orange of strawberry?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# We have a /talk baord?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# is this history now? Fuck.
Is that AJP Taylor I hear spinning in his grave?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# well it's about as highbrow
as i get
(wankdog, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# His head wouldn't even hit the sides in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll just park this, evidence of how squirrels were responsible for one of Microsoft's biggest fails
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Bushy and Blair
That troublesome duo...




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(Strabbage, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# everything seams in order here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Non-squirrel post
I saw a few of these yesterday and thought I would have a go...


(Sorry about the shit background colour)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# The best mints money can buy....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# How do you go about doing these things?
It's most woo

*Edit* You've cheated a bit, haven't you.
The Y doesn't turn upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# BOLOX - SORRY
I did that to cut the size of the file down
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# :) Sorry for pointing it out
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# My friend does tattoos of these on the underclasses of Redditch
He said if I agree to have the one that reads "Crush the weak" he'll do it for free

Not that I'm not tempted but why would I want a tattoo that reads the same if it's upside down? How often am I going to physically be vertically flipped?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Depends who you go out with.
If you go out with, say, YOUR MUM, then quite often, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I vertically flipped YOUR MUM the other day
she went over like a cheap frozen burger
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# She's still stuck to the griddle then? YOUR MUM that is
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# couldn't find a griddle big enough to fit YOUR MUM on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ^ Pffttttttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I saw your mum the other day.
I say "saw", I mean "beheld", because she's so fucking enormous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# your mum's so big her gravitational field has an event horizon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Your mum's so big she jumped in the air and got stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Your mum's so big she went to the beach and the tide came in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Your mum's so big
She went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to roll her into the sea
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# After 8 inches
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Squirrels in history?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Now do them in history class
complaining theyre bored
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# You clever bastard
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Pan at ready...
SPANG!!!

Heheh well done either way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Nuts
I was gonna put them in the O
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] lol u think ur havin a bad day at work!!!1ONE
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Well I love it Baz!
*Click*

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# My solution to any new image challenge - chuck a meme at it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ^ this!
Woo sir and/or mamdam!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
#
sheeet got there long before me, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuts to parliament


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(malpracticemakesperfect, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hat's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwooooaarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Well now I think I've actually broken my cock
thanks a bunch, Ninj

...no, wait, it's stirring again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# penis.ticketmaster.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Anyone looking for a eunach?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Phwoar!
I bet that tastes nutty...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Needs more silicone.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# aCORn!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Shopped Squirrel with tits

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# shopped horse/leopard/at st/he man/wolverine/lazer/guns/fire....
Photobucket
with TITS
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# :D
my favourite pic.
Wobbly Bloke suggested the need for tits, which i agree. they make the pic what it is
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I see a lot of acorns on that cover
If you catch my drift.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] For all you Yiffers
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# O_o
"BANG!"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hello Dixikins!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Wotcha Flowers! :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# christ
I'll be ejaculating blood and gristle at this rate

yiff yiff grr etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
a contender for the Most Unpleasant Mental Image of the day I think, if it's still given out..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Please stop, my balls are like currants
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Small, chewy & get stuck in your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Small, black and full of gritty seed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I used to buy it for the articles.
Note to self: renew subscription.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# COnkeRs!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# What the f*ck just happened?
I come on today, scroll down the page...

Did they just make "Squirrels with tits" and image challenge?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# more or less
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# That doesn't look like Robert Redford at all...
but it will do nicely
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Squirrels at war
Ancient reposts, but the challenge seems apt.

(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I-I-I-In Vietnam he was 19
PEEEEEEEEEIIIW!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# gonna have to listen to that classic right now!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ^this
Everything I know about the Vietnam war, I know from that song.

Saigon! Saigon! S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Saigon!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Nam
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Thanks :)
I wasn't really sure what was going on
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Spec Ops
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# scary BIG squirrels
is one of them armed?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# n-n-nineteen
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# not out
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# WOOT!
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# None of them received an acorn welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Many vets complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# How old were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Stop taking the piss out of his s-stutter
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Fruit & Nut Helmet FTW
Your profile spoils my internet nosy/stalking fun :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I just edited it
but it appears I've already been outed! ^

Edit: I am not what you would call a prolific poster :) But I do remember when this was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
That daughter of Jasper Carrot's you shagged - was it her off of 'The Office'?

I saw Robert Powell in a pub in Hampstead once & thought, 'Hmmm, Jesus likes ale'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ha, I forgot I'd shared that with the world!
No, her younger sister Jenny.

It took years but it was actually the groundwork for a fantastic argument (and ultimately relationship) ender when I was being shouted at by my ex girlfriend regarding my sexual past. As I was being told that I was basically a slag, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire celebrity parents and kids edition was on and lo, she appeared with Jasper in the chairs enabling me to utter "Shagged her too". Fantastic timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Ha!
Have you heard Gareth Gates' version of "19"? He doesn't get past the first chorus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# There's a chorus?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# The n-n-n-n-nineteen bit
he also tried to sing "Changes" by Bowie WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# He should try some old Morris Minor and The Majors material
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIOzM7SsMo
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Fucking hell, that hasn't aged well.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# This has faired
slightly better.

The Commentators - Nineteen Not Out"
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Battle of the Bulge, Rodent Edition.
(thatguyjoe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# hehehe
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# "Hans... are we the baddies?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Ace sketch!
"well if there's one thing that we've learned from the last 3000 miles of retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I really like David Mitchell. I used to think he was a Tesco Value Stephen Fry
But now I realise he's more a combination of SF's egg-headedness, Rowan Atkinson's sarcasm, and Bob Geldof's self-hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I could listen to him all day
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I very much like him
Despite him being rude about me because I have a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Personally, one-on-one rude
or did he just insult tatted people in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# He singled me out
I was in the audience for Victoria Coren's Radio 4 show Heresy and he was one of the panel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# That's an anecdote for parties!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I still refer to Ms. Coren as "my other girlfriend"
The missus allows it as long as she can claim David Tennant as her other other half
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I like Holly Walsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Excellent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# They would nibble your nuts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# One can only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# There's nothing like smearing hazelnut butter on your bell end and lying naked and spread-eagled in a forest
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# ...
... and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# What a fine mental image to start the day with ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Imagine all those little squirrelly tongues lap lap lapping at your japseye
hihihih oh yes oh hihihih oh be careful with those teeth Mrs Squirrel hiihihi show us your hazelnut surprise you dirty doe-eyed whore
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# keep going
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I can't wank any more, I've got to the point where I'm just spunking steam
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# eventually a little flag pops out the end
reading "Bang!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Beautiful hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Heheh
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEE
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly a squirrel, but whatever:
(I helped save b3ta! pookong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Love the hands!
Paws? Feet? I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'm wild fur Mona !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaa
You twisted genius, you!

Clickety clickety click!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
Jeremey you utter bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
That gives me an idea *grabs cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
# naughty jeremy
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
what a cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Loctite+Bostik=Utter bastard Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Arf!
And nice photo on the wall... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Oh Jeremy, whatever next!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# HorsemaskLOLs
I still wear mine and pretend to be Jeremy

It freaks out the missus

Though not as much as the "Billy-Bob" buckteeth these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I got my horse mask recently - thanks.
Mrs Mole hates it!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# You can see mine in action in our trailer
www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=432090686077

The character wearing it is...well, annoying to say the least :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I'll have to look at that later, my connection here isn't fast enough - everything's jittery.
my connection here isn't fast enough - everything's jittery.But from what little I did see that's an impressive piece of work.

Looks like you had sooooo much fun!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Crazy like a horse.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Clicks hard*!!!!

:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
That glue was probably once Jeremy's father.
(Banjo Legs, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# best one ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] have I mentioned recently how much I hate you ninj? ;)


Click image for bastard big.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# All that bastard work and Jeremy eclipses my effort :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10219790
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Sorry mate. I was going to rub them all out but couldn't be arsed :)
Your efforts beat mine hands down

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Martin, the Squirrel King
(I helped save b3ta! pookong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)

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