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[challenge entry] hallowpoint rounds
(bunglist, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Ace!
Casper the friendly ghost was always my favourite show about childhood mortallity.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Mine was always Face/Off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Lovely... but....
needs more cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Couldn't resist...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# ^ That's better
See me behind the bike shed, after school
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
#
say hello to my jizzy friend!
(bunglist, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Quiet... if you disturb the nest she may reject her chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# That is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Turded
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# that is ace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Nature's greats creation
The Condor
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Hahah:D
I likeee:D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Wonderful!
I'm glad they're not extinct after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# fussy eaters apparently
and will turn their noses up to most offerings

great work!
(bunglist, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Now I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ha, I love this picture
they should change the test card image to this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen a device like that somewhere else on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
I've posted it couple years ago on b3ta
plumber.gif Oct 4, 2007 12:19 AM 51
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
#
Thats an old gif from my stuff
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# i think he meant
a sex machine thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
actually, yes, yes I did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# extreme machines
if i remember :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# there was a lot of lube involved anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# :D
It's a crappy job, but someone's gotta do it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] chocolate sword NOM!

this reminds me too much of sexface's post the other day
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I like to get a chocolate sword occassionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha and that.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# and what else?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Ahhh, the age old snicker dick.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# :D
sexface :(
(herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# What actually happened the other night?
/talk invasion hell bent on ridiculing you? Or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha!
I felt so manly buying my first one of those.
Then I had to buy another one because the one from Poundland was rubbish

God, I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I need to buy one today
It's on my shopping list.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hahaaahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhh

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Decorator's caulk FTW!
Covers up a true multitude of sins :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# it does
but silicon sealant is horrid to work with. I recently discovered water-based silicon. Much easier to use, but as good a finish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# The bathroom stuff is the worst
gets everywhere and stinks to high heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# yeh - that'd be the aforementioned silicon sealant ;D
are you allowed to work with tools?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# like i said...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Got to get some of that tomorrow
for the big laminate floor laying on saturday.

Oh yes, I'll have the classiest hallway on my street*

*not difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I'd like a photo on Sunday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# got any no nails?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# haha
this should be fp'd *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# "Stick 'em up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# they stick together
those soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# haha
best product name ever: www.screwfix.com/prods/22070
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Arf!
I have a money saving tip, just use shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# you don't get that ice white finish though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# This is a real photo of a real notice near me:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hahah - this has caused much giggles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Is that your Mk I Nissan Skyline?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# No shark, No bridge, Not true.
Also, I used to be in a band called "Lost Cat"
We were very popular, you have probably seen the posters...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I can't believe it's fucking raining in your photos too!
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# ^ What she said



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ;(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Did you just rob mine and do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# yup :)

...well I did it the last time you used it a while ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Woo - Well done...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# P.S. I'll find my frog
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Please record any phone calls
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPA...
...NIEN THE CHOPPA IS LOST!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
it's true

if you spend all your money in the casino, you won't have money to spend on burgers and butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^
I share this enthusiasm
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# This post is prejudiced towards non pound using nations
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *Hands five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Oh man
Australian dollars are great right now. We're in that golden zone where our dollar is more than the US but the US economy hasn't completely bottomed out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahha
(herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Surrender, or I go into polka mode
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Bold as brass that one
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# let's have more respect for combat trombone
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# doesn't the army band actually use their instruments like this then?
and the catering corp beat the enemy to death with spatulas and wooden spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# untrained musicians annoy the enemy to the point of surrender
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# This needs to be placed into the Demilitarised Trombone Zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# today's trombone zone is the entire battle area
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] *CHANG!!*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# noise can be an effective weapon, if intense and/or annoying enough
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
www.sadtrombone.com
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# haha
sad trombone has it down pat ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hahah--yea I saw that a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I can't remember who posted the genius original


edit. now in dumbed-down format
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# This made me lol
but I don't know why

EDIT: oh, FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# arf
I'm with MR S on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# OOH BABY BABY
BABY BABY
OOH BABY BABY

GET UP ON THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Spangtastic
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# lol of the rings
i dont understand any of this.


*gets it* *RAAAGES*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I did the original :)
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/52392/1275160040/LotRCrossword.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I have your original on my wall at work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Mustapha Bin Dun


also - Liz Locke and Sandeesh Samra. mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# SPANG!

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I thenk yow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# ...


My favourite bit is when people who moan about X factor and Big brother bang on about how great The Apprentice is.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I love The Apprentice
I hate Big Brother and the X Factor.


oh.

meh - it's eye-crud for clevers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# but...but... *splutter*
If these people were as good as they say they are, they would be doing a proper job earning a damn sight more than 'Sir/Lord/whartver Sugar is offering.

These cunts just want to be on the telly.
The only difference is they wear suits instead of jeans.

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# oh indeed
they are all generally quite shit - despite their claims.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# One of them this year is a qualified surgeon.
He could be on the wage offered without the need for poncing about displaying his rainbow of skills that Sralan expects.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I do this.
I love it. Watching the Apprentice gives me the feeling of watching something more intellectual than the X-Factor, while providing the warm joy of sneering at others and gloating - erroneously, obviously about how I'm not as awful as the candidates.

In a sardonic way, it also satisfies my strange need for ego-fagellation for watching such dross.

Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# and there's usually some decent totty in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *Downloads whole back catalogue*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I couldn't help myself..................
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Cereal killer?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# He killed one of my friends
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Now do Jeffrey Dahmer or John Wayne Gacy (the killer klown)
Macabre but fascinating series - top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post951019
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# QnD Toap
saw something about forrins and integration on a website recently and this came to mind. looked better in me head though.

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# while searchig for a source pic
i, uh, came across this pic - sfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I love canals me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
well id park my barge in her canal...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I'd navigate her lock
erm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# O_O

* Why am I looking at an image of my wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Why am I fwapping over it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Because your mum has asked you to stop fwapping while she is on the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pffffft.
I'd say 80% chance of precipitation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# I would never consider a chip shop my enemy
secret or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# You would this one.
Their chips are horrible - made out of poo.

POO!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# looks like the shop from Stella Street
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ningles
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Not even Android that's soooo not in fashion!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# haha
i have a £3 LG PHONE !!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Peasant!
My camera cost about 20 quid, new.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I have a cardboard iphone 5.
I am the envy of all my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# For some reason, Nokia didn't approve of this advertising campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I would have thought it would have been a boom for sales?
Maybe they didn't like the circuitboard on the outside that's coming in next year's design.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Nokia
Disconnecting People...

...via high explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *Cuts black wire*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# *grabs the cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hehehe
i had that exact phone.
I was among the top 10 best ever score for snakeII in the world
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha god I love JTAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Fawke-in 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# He's just so bloody annoying!
and great at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# haha! It's a good job he didn't want a poo that would have been explosive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Oh Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Two Red-Exes
Two Red-Ex's Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# b3tards is t3h bork3d
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ah good. Thought it was just my internet connection on the fritz.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# now unbork3d!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# hmm
perhaps still a bit bork3d
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Definitely still borked on the b3tards hosting
Update: now fixed version 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha these are just too good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# WHAT ARE!
SOME OF US ARE JUST GETTING RED-EXs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# well exchange them for Annoying Horses at any internet customer service kiosk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
Jeremy through history!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Wonderful, just wonderful!
*Clicked hard* There should be the 'Jeremy of the Year Show' on teh BBC

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Clarkson vs Paxman?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Only one way to find out
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
:) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Remember, remember,
The fifth of November,
Jeremy's birthday you've got
I see no reason why the floor he wees on
Experience poo from his bot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
:DD
(herman:D, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Jeremy should be FP'd automatically with each instalment.
On second thoughts, he probably is.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :DDD
you should quit your day job and just draw these
(Roxon, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Explosively funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 0:30, archived)
# boom boom
Insert Basil Brush somewhere *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Jeremy rocks
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Is that Lemmy playing Guy Fawkes?
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
# a book?
surely there must be a book in the offing
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Can I be the first person
to admit that Jeremy annoys me in the wrong way? I'm terribly sorry, but I can't see the amusement. Jeremy's cartoons usually start well, and Jeremy is evidently rendered professionally. Where is the punchline?

I like it, but I want it to make me laugh more, in fact I demand it.

Back to work, Jeremy.

(godspants, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 1:48, archived)
# They can save on nails this time around

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Jesus snakes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Oh! I thought you were being even more satirical - as in killing the snake in the garden of Eden
thus circumventing sin!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# So...
does that mean the medical profession is a religious organisation?

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# That's a Caduceus
I think you're thinking of the rod of Asclepius

/massive pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah!
^What she said^

Dur!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# It's the kind of thing I have to know
/works for the Royal Society of Medicine blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Oh, oh, oh!
The Normal Society of Medicine not good enough for you, eh?

Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Don't call me a racist you bloody little poor person
Just fetch my cape and riding boots
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Bloody little poor person" best of all the insults.

That's what I thought the Prince said in Blackadder, but turns out it's actually Porpoise - I don't know which is best.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# That reminds me of


* I have no idea why... maybe I am just getting old?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# fuckin hell
vision on!! god now i feel waaay old.

also made me think of : give me a p, give me an l give me an a give me a y...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# P-I-A-Y
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# It's like Jurassic Park all over again but with snakes "Nature will find a way!"
- Jurassic Park was real wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# TOAP Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
Do such people actually exist, and, if so, is it legal to hunt them for sport and pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I recognise her from this famous magazine

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I like that.
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Win some Chips!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Somewhat crappier, but...
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# i like how people
add "the" to arbury, like it's something to be revered

*edit* - sorry, meant don't like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I think it's shortened
from the Arbury Estate
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It swings both ways though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# ^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Still would.
Though I'd use a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Err - after she said she was 15?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# He meant the smaller one
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Pfffft - busted!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# oh dear
do these people not have mirrors in their house? Or any sense of style? Or dignity?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Innit!
*clicks fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Possibly not.
But he must be loaded because his jewelery is made of dollar signs.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# And I thought that was just because
they were on the end of strings...

(OK, very obscure BASIC joke, for which I am most heartily sorry).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Never be sorry for a joke around here.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# 10 Slap "joefish"
20 Goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Well there's....
Your problem



Click for bigger (248 kb)
(jingle_man, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# *tut* shoddy workmanship *sucking air through teeth noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# you're supposed to suck it through the engine
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Your well.....
there's problem.

/Dear gods, I'm fucking knackered. Mid-week booze does not go with accounting. Roll on tonight - Peter Kay at the O2 - YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# "No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan". "
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Hah. Good old BTTF.
Japan Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw on the back of a Rover.
All the parts falling off this vehicle are of the finest British workmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# well your there problem
FUCK D:
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hehe there it is!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# TOAMIPOAP
(text on a most interesting part of a picture)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Ffffff, gonna cost a fair bit mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Now where did I put that guarantee.....????
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Assault Trifle?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# now then
I hope you've got some custard left from making that trifle.

This is a very well made anim by the way, however it is a 'trifle' large for the board
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Now then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Jangle Jangle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# 'Ow's about that, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# uhuhuhuhuhuhuh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# He got taken into custardy afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# He had to pay hundreds and thousands for bail
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# He got his just desserts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# His friends passed round the bowl for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Was that before or after he was taken into custardy?
Edit: Okay, I am in mongoloid mode today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
# they only caught him cos he was sponge fingered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# O Hai 2008!
Still, he's a jammy dodger.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I hope it's one of the Eton Trifles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't just shop for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Oooh!
*Searches through index for Rocket Powered Rollerskates and a giant butterfly net*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Is there a bulk discount on anvils and pianos?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I got an anvil-shaped safe
that fits inside a piano so you can balance it on a window sill. Do not light the fuse of the attached rockets, though.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] That's impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Very nearly developed a coffee/monitor interface there.
Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/8567968
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I NEED A POO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Quick! To Paul's!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# It's out of order
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# classic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I bloody love this one!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# simply excellent
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Black capes are so last long time ago.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# ^THIS^
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Marvlus
Needs more railway tunnel painted onto a cliff face. There's a collated ACME calendar online
somewhere if I recall but they don't deliver to the UK.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# he he !
nice one joe.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Lovely!
My favourite one was where he taped wings and a pin onto sticks of dynamite and they kept turning up through the episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Loving the 'batwings' :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha
do you deliver to the Nevada desert?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)

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