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# I call this picture Sharm El Sheik 2010

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Sharm el Shark
Woo!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Shark el Sharm
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Shark El Shriek
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# nice
is he at the disco?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)
# The fishco
Yes.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Big Fish, Little Fish
Nom Nom Nom
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hams shark?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)
# we look like deformed, sick seals to them
creatures that do not belong in the ocean and must be destroyed.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# They are the janitors of the sea.
Although this statement assumes a breed of janitor that mindlessly kills and eats anyone that gets in the way when he's waxing the hall.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# This is the inherent brutality of nature
the janitors are just trying to be the good guys but dammit they are so ugly
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
"You're gonna need a bigger Fez" :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger German..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Oooooh.... pretty.
:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Very nice
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:35, archived)
# *gasp*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)
# This made me smile
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# *changes facebook picture*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:58, archived)
# ...and you should never help a stranded motorist who is in obvious need of help
they will take you to the woods and kill you
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Posted yesterday:
WARNING: If a filthy, slavering paedo tries to add you as a friend on Facebook make sure you don't say yes! THIS IS NOT A HOAX. I fell for their evil scheme of making everyone change their profile pictures to cartoon characters, and now am being followed on a daily basis by old men in dirty raincoats who somehow found out where I live! That'll teach me to trust the internets. Bah.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# This made me smile
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# and this did likewise:
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# EVERYONE LOOKS COOL SMOKING
fact!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *coughs phlegm*
"we sure do"
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# \o/
*hack hack*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Michael J. Fox is looking well.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# You must have seen the movie!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:03, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# yeh - paedo!
I bet that bag is full of sweets and puppies and I'm sure that's a jemmy in his other hand - and we know what they are used for!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# This made me check to make sure Bob Godfrey hadn't died!
Very woo pic :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Yay for Bob Godfrey-ness!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# D'oh :)
Nicely
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Henry's Cat's gonna cut ya!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Despite the cold weather
this cat is boiling

(old animator's joke)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN
also - I found this, and whilst I didn't think it would win the compo, I did feel I would be able to produce something funny, but hummus is just beyond my grasp today (no change there then)



so if anyone wants it then do what the fuck you like with it. Perhaps you want to shop out the boards altogether and rebuild the bodies of these fine ladies for your perverted pleasures

edit: actually that's a pretty good idea - x-ray boards showing them in their lovely girdles and stockings. But I can't be arsed. Bleach anyone?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# NOT ME
I have some SLEEPING to do soon.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# is it snoozytime over there in the future?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# it's 1:15am
that said I don't have to work until 11 tomorrow
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *grabs roughly around neck before flouncing*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Good ol' Bob Dylan
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone?

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
#


Sorry, this had nothing to do with anything.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)
# *rescued by Samuel L Jackson*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# The Jade Garden, only 5 minutes walk from this reply..
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# "Help! This sign is lifting me from the ground LOL"
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# behind you
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# chortle
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Sooooo....
it's cat's liver on the menu?
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Isn't rintintin what they give to kids with ADHD?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahah
can't wait for the 3-d version.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# He's cleverly made all the students look like twats
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hardly need Photoshop for that...
;-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ONE OF THEM HAS FUNNY HAIR!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ONE OF THEM?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# "because it's, like, a statement, maaaan...."
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# "Yes you're right, Tarquin - having your tongue pieced IS a statement of individuality and uniqueness
And that's why I'm going to get one just like it, and so are Earnest and Benjamin."
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Grrrr.....
bloody trustafarians.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hey! Respect thier individuality,
maaan.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# How many out of that motley lot are doing Meeja Studdys?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# huspag!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# huspag, you say?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# indeed
it's a genuflection on the irony of my inability to add javascript experience to my CV
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Just lie!
It's what all the developers here did!
;-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# most i'd wager
the twat with the oversized headphones on is a given.

"I AM PROTESTING, WHERE ARE MY CANS?!"
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# The guy behind him with the hat is blatantly his dealer
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# the guy to the dealer's right
has just got his foreskin stuck in his zip
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# *prepares water cannons retro-fitted with hydrochloric acid*
;-)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# *expects another at any minute*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Are we looking for Wally?
Or a time traveller?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Found the cunt.

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# haha
I got as far as downloading a picture of Wally, opening photoshop and thinking, "ah fuck I can't be arsed!"

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Why-aye, mun.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# STOP! Hammer tiem!

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# nice chair ninj
your radiator gets bigger once you've been hammered. IS that how you stay warm? ;)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Yup
Shnugglybutty! :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
Good inflatable skills, that man!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# haha
is that you Ninj?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Yup, 'fraid so...
...in my 'short hair phase' :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] just slip this in here


Edit: Pffft
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Gay Gordon.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Strangely resembles Bin Stella
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# sexy smoker student right at the bottom.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *checks* *admires*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Aces.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Saw this dude in Newcastle :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# awww fwiend
protest fweind
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Is that
just a photo?

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Seems so
Sunday again? Why am I in work?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# The days went back over the weekend -
did you not get the memo?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Of course I got the memo
I was...just checking...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Good, so.
*settles down to watch the snooker*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# He's a very pretty boy
Are you sure he's a boy?

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
Bugger. Is it still Sunday? what am I doing at work?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Nice skin disease in evidence at the front there...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# We have lift-off of A Polo 11.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Here's some Spangles
arf !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# haha
Mint-based space puns for the win!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# ^What she said
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# that was a tea spitter for me!
edit: cheap paint ripoff.
A polo 13
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Didn't need to break it, it's already got a hole in it.
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff sir!
:)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# muhaha!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Sweet rocket, dude!
*high fives*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# O_O
hahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:06, archived)
# CHRISTING PISS!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Mmm, a lovely bit of tit cheese!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Morrisons are doing a special 'Extra Mature' for Christmas
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# You should try that
deep fried in fanny batter with a hint of piss.
Gorgeous!

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Funnily enough, I've just bought a tit flange fron B&Q.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Branded or own label?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Branded of course,
one should always go for quality when one is purchasing tit flanges.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I'm glad you said that
it's just a false economy to go for a generic, cheap tit flange. You just won't get the desired effect with an inferior tit flange and it'll cost you more in the long run with the need for addition minge brackets and vadge bolts.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Or even worse
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)
# "for the hands-off rapist"

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Big swears ftw!
\o/
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Because your mum's gay, that's why:
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:10, archived)
# whyioughta




(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:13, archived)
# ROFL
*click*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
That got a groan/giggle - a griggle if you will.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:29, archived)
# super sized spang for that!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Not related and not worth it's own thread
So I'll park it here
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# pff
morning sir

did you ever see this lot: www.youtube.com/user/WotanAlthorpe#p/u/3/m4Ng1zHselU
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Never heard of it...
but it's rather fab.

I'll have to save a full viewing til I get home due to boobies
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# AGH!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
Thing, Thing, Thing, Peter Falk, Thing?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Clicks, everytime.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Why is it always artifacts in your Frances?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:18, archived)
# re sig: ╭∩╮⎝⋋⏝⋌⎠╭∩╮
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# oh deary me.....
Well, if you insist.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# whu?
Vaggy? are you ill?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Classic(al).
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's theoriginalsteve got to these days anyhow?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# he was replaced
by thereplacementsteve
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I think he's way too busy to b3ta
see him on IM now and again
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)
# too busy for b3ta?
pfff
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# This wasn't suppose to be a matrix scene but it ended up that way
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Ooh that's rather ace!
*Clickety click*

:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# TY Mr Ninj
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)
# so that is what is going to happen in Coronation Street this week.
* Goes to the betting shop
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# RIP KEN
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Lets hope so!
* Oils up wanking hand
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Nicely done, sir.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Mon TOAP lolz...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Lets all dance to that. Or at least clap along!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:52, archived)
# he's loving it
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Also Anne widecombe voted off Strictly come dancing


Don't judge me
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:56, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:59, archived)
# they did some weird things in Star Trek
and the chaps were very skinny
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get my coat...
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 7:58, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:40, archived)
# argh!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 6:56, archived)
# needs more whining
and people thinking you're good for no apparent reason
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 9:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 3:56, archived)
# CDO
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 4:07, archived)
# blurkblurkblurkblurkblurkblurkblurkblurk
Chicken goes: bokbokbokbokbokbokbokbokbokbok
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 4:10, archived)
# BONUS AXOLOTL
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 4:11, archived)
# chinupaxolotl.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 4:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 7:27, archived)
# this is very good
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:10, archived)
# MARINELOL
:D
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:29, archived)
#
Octopi invasion!
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 4:55, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Yes, you are.
Well done.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:23, archived)
# just a guess
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 3:17, archived)
# YES WE KHAAAAAAAN!
No, we Kant.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# YES WE KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I KHAAAAAAAAAAN HOLD THIS SIGN UP MUCH LONGER
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:58, archived)

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