b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39142 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Ho x 3
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32, archived)
# today I found it to mostly be
of variable depth, slushly and decidedly uneve.

/fell on my arse blog
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*points and laughs*

*slips over in snow*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:02, archived)
# *Points and laughs at Thor*
*slips in frosty dogpoo*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I like this.
Therefore I shall click the appropriate check box to indicate this.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Political power grows out of the barrel of money me and my mates have..
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Ace. Nicely shooped.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# This is all of the goods.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Cheers folks :)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# celebrity anagrams no. 5
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:59, archived)
# crikey, she's a sturdy lass
but her head looks a little small.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# sturdy . such a fantastic adjective
it's on account of all the hormones in cow juice
i think i'm on my own bandwagon blog
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Simon Belg?
Len Bogsim?
Bon Smilge?
Noel Bimgs?
Mel Boings?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Mongs Bile?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# our local Thai restaurant serves the delectable 'Mong Savila"
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Easily confused with Mong Saliva.
Be careful out there!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:16, archived)
# BANALITY!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)
# THWOCK
take that, barry, you todger
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:10, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:17, archived)
# i have seen this match many times
*used to work in oap homes*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
# oap homes =
oald people homes!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# FINISH HIM..... SENILITY!!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:37, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Brrrrrrrrrrrr.....
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:29, archived)
# He's got a bomb in that rucksack you know
Bastard penguins
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Just glad they're on the no-fly list
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Oh, shit. Since when?
*hastily rearranges luggage*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:36, archived)
# He's still biding his time
Just look at him. Evil sod.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Inscrutable, Johnny Penguin.
With his lying, barely-visible eyes.
Yes, he's biding his time, waiting until his part of Antarctica breaks off and floats towards Tasmania... then BOOM! His great-grandchildren'll show 'em what's what.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Then the Tazzies are 'bergered
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
# That would rely on global warming though
Evidence of which I am NOT seeing at my house this morning
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Yes, it's snowing several days in a row in December.
Therefore science = LIES

Oh, please.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I am cold
Therefore the globe is not warming.

/Trellogic
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Ah, now why didn't you say so?
Trellogic would explain it all.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Trellogic explains a lot of things
It's not figured out Boris Johnson yet though
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Some things are even beyond science...
;-)

*seasonal gropes*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Al Quaiemperor
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Jihadelie
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHA Worth a later entry...............


Teh Snow Quo
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:38, archived)
# front page contender!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:49, archived)
# It is kind of a Pea
...made in last year's snows and FPd last year - just a different photo with TOAP

But Ta
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# That's Quite-a-Snow man ... or something :)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# bless :)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Awwww
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)
#

(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)
# well prepared I'd say
for a chilly snowy xmas :D
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# dididoabindun?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:11, archived)
# I wish it was funny.
Woo to the pic, but this spells doom.
Sky News will finally become Fox News. Et cetera.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:19, archived)
#
Yeah, top shop, but not a funny subject. Anyone not a martian knows Murdoch is a barely contained disaster. So a couple of undercover reporters trick him into saying what we and he all know is the truth. And for that, he's kicked out.
I hope he comes back fighting.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Hope?
You know damn well he won't, and there'd be little or no point even if he did.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)
#
He has a lot respect amongst the MPs. Still has potential for achieving some good if he feels he has less to lose now.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Not funny. In fact its a disaster.
Prime example : the new show Treme from the creators of The Wire is due to be shown on a new channel called Sky Atlantic. The channel may or may not be available in Blighty, but if it is you can bet it will be at extra cost. Plus Virgin and Sky will probably fall out over the costing again.

Sky buying Madmen has already resulted in far too much British money going into non-british film/show making. Sky are killing the whole industry and now Cable has opened his gob, they will probably carry on unfettered.

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/oct/01/bskyb-sky-atlantic-mad-men
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Will I still be able to watch teh Ross Kemp? :(
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:41, archived)
# No. But you *can* watch teh Klumps
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:47, archived)
# true
this sucks, Cable has fucked us all over. However you can still stick two fingers up to murdoch by aquiring these programs on t'internet
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:53, archived)
# And I was hoping, forlornly, that we'd get Treme on BBC2.
Hey, no hope is too forlorn to get utterly crushed at the swipe of a pen!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:06, archived)
# i don't miss having sky
to be honest, freeview has many channels of shit that i can't be bothered to watch, so i don't need more channels that i don;t want to watch yet have to pay for.

interesting talkbacker in the graniad article comparing the cost sky subscription to the cost of TV license as if you could subscribe to sky and forgo paying your TV licence.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:21, archived)
# the man is a fucking idiot.
You'd have thought he'd be over showing off in front of girls at his age.

Anyone who wants to go into politics as a career should be shot immediately.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Which would, admittedly, make FoxNewsUK's election coverage pretty exciting.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:04, archived)
#


(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
# there seems to be a lack of cakes and pies in this image.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# They're obv ill equipped
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:17, archived)
# better in my head . but they always show this on telly this furtive season
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:56, archived)
# No idea. Unless that kooky Tori Amos has been attempting to go mainstream under the radar for a few years.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:01, archived)
# heheh
ongo-bongoland
/youtubes
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:05, archived)
# Some intriguing maybes there.
Did you have a particular one in mind?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:11, archived)
# got it mixed up with oingo boingo
all that young people music sounds the same to me
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:25, archived)
# Picture is still loading!
:)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:42, archived)
# ^ She has got a really strange cleavage, who is she?

*Slight TJ (as it's quiet)
I was not on b3ta yesterday and noticed this morning that Griffy Savalas felt my Xmas-Fuck post was a Pea... Just to say... It wasn't...
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 7:50, archived)
# that would
be due to the silicone
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I see titties
but don't get it? :(
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:17, archived)
# these are the links to explain it all
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:48, archived)
# 2007 has a fuck hole inbetween the tits
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:22, archived)
# It makes sense
still unsure why she didn't play the monster in that chthulhu (spelling? ohohoho) movie.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Chestaplocalypse..
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Friedland Law Center
Friedland Law Center
is a setup of trained mitigators work extensively with all major banks to reach resolutions on mortgage modifications and foreclosure matters.
i strongly recommend to get their services.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:55, archived)
# Spamming badgerflange
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:58, archived)
# yay
did you know, you can buy pills on the interwebs to make your mortgage bigger ?

(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Oh, I just thought that their secretary, Taina, 18 yo, wanted to meet for fun times and marriage.
I didn't realise there were cock pills as well.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:03, archived)
# WHAT WHAT WHAT
Did you win the nigerian raffle too ? What a coincidence
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:07, archived)
# Really?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:59, archived)
# heh...
we did it for julie moult and frog fucks granny...
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:11, archived)
# Twat.

(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:29, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:06, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
I HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU ARSE CANCER.

merry christmas.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I like this
because it reminds me of this: www.b3ta.com/board/9348887
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Mel-O-Tron's Christmas Wish
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:40, archived)
# bad skills
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:43, archived)
# i'm ignorant of the small print
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:44, archived)
# but still don't get it
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Re: Bad Skills
Well, I gave it a shot.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Haha. Mel-o-tron. Haha.
What?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:34, archived)
# What are you doing?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:45, archived)
# May as well
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Mel-O-Tron Christmas Message
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:15, archived)
# my house smells of bacon
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:39, archived)
# Paris CDC
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Sophisticatedly planned cock.
Wonder if they're getting similarly-minded engineers and architects to plot HS2?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry] And just like that...
DG-4872-2t
not even a mouse
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:55, archived)
# AIDS
bad AIDS
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Badaids!
♪♫♪♫ dooo they know its christmas tiiiem aaatt all ♪♫♪♫
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:40, archived)
# then die from the AIDS
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:49, archived)
#
รข♪♫♪♫♪ Prroooobaaaaabbblyy ♪♫♪♫
edit : on that note, time for bed
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:52, archived)
#

(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Woo! You knows how we likes our squirrels round these parts.
However; can't help but shed a tear over the tragic demise of 4dam.
Breaking one's neck after a tumble from poorly-secured stepladders in an attempt to gain illicit access to a red squirrel sanctuary is no way to go.
Especially at this time of year.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:39, archived)
# you mean this 4dam?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:45, archived)
# The very same.
The years and the tears...
He (or she) could take the most humdrum subject and make it sexeh in the wrongest possible way.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:54, archived)
# I kind of start of in the wrongest possible way
anyways time I went to bed :( I ran out of beer
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:57, archived)
# HELLO KITTY
*approves*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:58, archived)
[challenge entry] winter fu-u-el etc
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:33, archived)
# God must hate Africa
He takes no prisoners at Christmas
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:46, archived)
# She ends up having to light all her matches just to keep warm on that special night.
A heartless deity.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:49, archived)
# what a cunt
bad AIDS
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:51, archived)
# And if god's got a touch of the bad AIDS,
what chance do the rest of us have?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:54, archived)
# he'll spite us since we all don't have AIDS
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:00, archived)
# I heard that there won't be snow in Africa this christmastime.
I thought we had that sorted out 25 years ago. Pull your socks up Geldof! Send them some snow ASAP.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:41, archived)
# dependin on ya son, to pull the family thru
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Good call.
Mind you, I liked the enigmatic nature of your pre-edit post a lot more than I liked the syrupy string arrangement on that otherwise ace choon.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:44, archived)
# ♪♫♪♫ I might be able to reconstruct it ♪♫♪♫
with a few random key strokes
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Enigmatic.
I like it.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 4:55, archived)
# He's a Timefuck from the planet Petranek.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:11, archived)
# I fucking hate Dr Who
But enjoy this
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:19, archived)
# It's science fucktion.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:30, archived)
# The Retardis is mnnngggh on the inside than the outside.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Like a downs syndrome pedo
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Science - key to space travel!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:41, archived)
# FUCK who?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:03, archived)
# sorry.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Hahaha, know how the bottom one feels,
heating on full belt, still can't get warm.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I had an odd dream (and not for the first time)
that it snowed in Sydney this summer. It's only snowed on three occasions since it was settled and two of those might have been melted hail.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Was a bit of snow in Oz yesterday, so I believe.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:12, archived)
# You're not in Kansas any more, Dorothy
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:17, archived)
# *Clicks heels together*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:32, archived)
# It was predicted for the 'alps' in Victoria.
Rubbish weather down there lately.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Just had a look.
Up to 10 cm fell the other day on a couple of mountains.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:43, archived)
# htmlol
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:03, archived)
# My fingers reek of bargain cheddar. Sufferance for ones art...
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Cheeses of christ!
*click*

(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:01, archived)
# hahaha
:D *clicks*
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:03, archived)
# hahahaha YES!!!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Nicely!
Also:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-12009864
Is anyone else not convinced about the safety of the airport given the picture at the end of the article?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:44, archived)
# wow!
the plane on the sign looks like the plane is upside down
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:05, archived)
# That's the one!
I fear for anyone travelling there.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Just ignore him.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:34, archived)
# hahhaahahhahahahhahahaha
*clickety click* :D
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Fankyoo :)
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:47, archived)
# The PERVERT !
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Just a bit of clanger wanger acion.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Window blocked by clanger spooj
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:30, archived)
# knitted todger warmer
w/y/h
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:10, archived)
# *gasp*
I instinctively clicked because of my love of quality films and cute wooly puppets. And then... suddenly... wooly obscenity! What have I done?
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)
# So...
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
#
 
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Keep it down eh, some of us are trying to sleep!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Johnny Cage




















Mortal Kombat
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:36, archived)
# No-one dared. Disturb the sound ... of silence.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
# I had no idea!
John Cage is Superman!
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Well he's always been quiet about it.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Well that's annoying
I made a flash reply but you can't post flash :(
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:14, archived)
# The original was so-so...
...but the singalong version was great fun.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds