
he would've used the resultant liquishit as a weapon, flinging it in to the eyes of the litterer or jaywalker, blinding and confusing them before strangling them with their own intestines.
Just saying, like.
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Just saying, like.

For comparison, this is me now:
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31001855&l=1393f35a9e&id=1242415128
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www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31001855&l=1393f35a9e&id=1242415128

I wouldn't know, I've never been up close to a goth before.
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were the ones at college who weren't real goths. they just moped about the place, reciting dreary poetry and talking about how much they wanted to be dead.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:42,
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God's honest truth. ha ha ha
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:18,
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and his whole world instantaneously crumbled around his bat-ears.
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you know what you've done and you're not a bit sorry, are you?
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:03,
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when I got invited on stage at a panto in the 80's
1) yes he did have the hat.
2) no he didn't bum me.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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1) yes he did have the hat.
2) no he didn't bum me.

and did the sweets just so happen to be Worthers Originals?
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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Deep jet black, dyed by Julian at Crimpers of Whitby.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:12,
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i don't know everything. for example, i don't know where i'm going to get money from to get pissed tonight
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1) You could go minesweeping with the added bonus of free drugs
2) My inability to count.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:03,
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2) My inability to count.

i just ran across to the shop to buy a lettuce and paid a pound for a scratchcard. i've won a tenner!
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Smoking gives you a nice gravelly voice as you approach middle age.
And cancer, which is a boon for helping make those around you feel rotten.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:15,
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And cancer, which is a boon for helping make those around you feel rotten.

Only GIMP, and I'm still familiarising myself with it.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:50,
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*puts on irish accent*
"In some peoples mind yes in others no but who really cares?"
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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"In some peoples mind yes in others no but who really cares?"

first time i've read the email version instead ...
PS: that sounds a bit ungrateful, sorry ...
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:11,
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PS: that sounds a bit ungrateful, sorry ...

And Ctrl + 0 resets the view.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:28,
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No dude, none of it's spare, I'm planning to use it all.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:32,
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/withdrawn due to illegibility and inducement of headache.
/Returned as legibility is restored!
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/Returned as legibility is restored!

(also, the 464+ wasn't shit. I had one, and it was fucking awesome)

the first link (Joel's vid) has been disabled by Google's URL shortener.
I think it's because Google are cunts.
The Yeoman guy is fantastic.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:24,
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I think it's because Google are cunts.
The Yeoman guy is fantastic.

Thanks for featuring my silly blog a few newsletters ago. It got many thousands of visitors, and some of those people were nice enough to click the ad links.
Unfortunately, pretty much as soon as my adsense account passed the payment threshold, Google closed down the account and took the money back, citing "suspicious click activity".
They won't tell me why exactly, and in fact their terms of use actually state, "we won't tell you why". I've asked around and have now spoken to 2 other people who have had exactly the same experience.
Just so you all know.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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Unfortunately, pretty much as soon as my adsense account passed the payment threshold, Google closed down the account and took the money back, citing "suspicious click activity".
They won't tell me why exactly, and in fact their terms of use actually state, "we won't tell you why". I've asked around and have now spoken to 2 other people who have had exactly the same experience.
Just so you all know.

Cunts!
Thaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaahnd of em!
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:33,
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Thaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaahnd of em!

And a funny colour.
And the newsletter's a bit hard to read this week, too...
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:26,
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And the newsletter's a bit hard to read this week, too...

and Nina the snow leopard spam!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1057609
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:26,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1057609

Like Snow Leopards
Like no leopards
I know!!! **jazz hands**
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:25,
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Like no leopards
I know!!! **jazz hands**

but is an image challenge the right way to go about the logo design? There could be many b3tans enter this with predictable 'slap a magenta cock on a cat for lols' entries in the spirit of b3ta humour, and they may not know the link between the CST and b3ta through Nina, which will of course upset a number of b3tans.
Just worried it could cause a shitstorm if someone, in all innocence, decides to go down the 'magenta' route of humour in this for 'the lols', and half the board jumps on said person. Nearly every time something outside of b3ta gets involved in a challenge, there's always a 'subversive' element to it. (i.e Virgin)
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Just worried it could cause a shitstorm if someone, in all innocence, decides to go down the 'magenta' route of humour in this for 'the lols', and half the board jumps on said person. Nearly every time something outside of b3ta gets involved in a challenge, there's always a 'subversive' element to it. (i.e Virgin)

This is an issue that has been already rasied.
Here is where they're at: They're willing to weather the shitestorm if they can have something at the end that will help the trust in their work.
I know you meant no insult by posting that as I know you were saying it abjectively, something I know you're good at.
If you could back us though when we try and get Nina made Prime Minister at the next elections.
EDIT: I think anyone doing anything really crass would get flamed to hell and crucified my mobs concidering the meaning behind it.
I would like to think though, that b3tards are weird people with good hearts.
I'd prefer to believe things like that would not happen.
EDIT EDIT: I'd need to be presented properly if it became a mini compo but if people realise that the difference it could make in sending a few wild cats out to Asia on the breeding project. It is entirely plausable that in two years the wild snow leopard population could go from 500 to 550 globally.
THis is the reality of that the Trust do and why amazing people liek Jahled; with his endless photdocumentary and weekly visits, Puromycin; who completely unasked is making an amazing website and wildcat database for then, Happytoast; who visit regularly and has done some stunning drawings for them.
You have to get involved and meet Terry to understand how amazing the place is.
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Here is where they're at: They're willing to weather the shitestorm if they can have something at the end that will help the trust in their work.
I know you meant no insult by posting that as I know you were saying it abjectively, something I know you're good at.
If you could back us though when we try and get Nina made Prime Minister at the next elections.
EDIT: I think anyone doing anything really crass would get flamed to hell and crucified my mobs concidering the meaning behind it.
I would like to think though, that b3tards are weird people with good hearts.
I'd prefer to believe things like that would not happen.
EDIT EDIT: I'd need to be presented properly if it became a mini compo but if people realise that the difference it could make in sending a few wild cats out to Asia on the breeding project. It is entirely plausable that in two years the wild snow leopard population could go from 500 to 550 globally.
THis is the reality of that the Trust do and why amazing people liek Jahled; with his endless photdocumentary and weekly visits, Puromycin; who completely unasked is making an amazing website and wildcat database for then, Happytoast; who visit regularly and has done some stunning drawings for them.
You have to get involved and meet Terry to understand how amazing the place is.

I was just wary of the shitstorm that is more than likely to happen if an innocent mistake is made by a poster doing something for 'the lols'
Of course, if the CST are prepared to accept this as well as the 'better suited' entries then so much the better. My main concern was that in any /board arguments about the suitability of a post, especially if it involves Nina the S. Leopard, then 'Jessie's' name may get brought into an argument over it, which would just seem a bit 'iffy'. In your edit, it mentions that crass posts would be flamed to hell, which kind of backs up my concern. You mention 'considering the meaning behind it' and yet many people who enter the challenge may not know the meaning behind it, and just post 'shit for lols', ie cdcs on cats, etc, or worse. I don't think encouraging 'flaming to hell' - considering the meaning behind it - really befits the memory of Jessie/Nina. Just a thought anyway, and as said, I'd support the idea of a logo challenge of some sorts.
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Of course, if the CST are prepared to accept this as well as the 'better suited' entries then so much the better. My main concern was that in any /board arguments about the suitability of a post, especially if it involves Nina the S. Leopard, then 'Jessie's' name may get brought into an argument over it, which would just seem a bit 'iffy'. In your edit, it mentions that crass posts would be flamed to hell, which kind of backs up my concern. You mention 'considering the meaning behind it' and yet many people who enter the challenge may not know the meaning behind it, and just post 'shit for lols', ie cdcs on cats, etc, or worse. I don't think encouraging 'flaming to hell' - considering the meaning behind it - really befits the memory of Jessie/Nina. Just a thought anyway, and as said, I'd support the idea of a logo challenge of some sorts.

I'd like to think that it's be OK. Or maybe need to think that.
The gazes of drafts and questions into the Trust as well as people just saying how they think it's a great idea and want to know more has been astonishing.
In the least 24 hours or so I've got about 30 gazs.
You pop down to London one weekend and James/Jahled would be more than happy to take you down when he goes. IT's easier to understand if you do.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:01,
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The gazes of drafts and questions into the Trust as well as people just saying how they think it's a great idea and want to know more has been astonishing.
In the least 24 hours or so I've got about 30 gazs.
You pop down to London one weekend and James/Jahled would be more than happy to take you down when he goes. IT's easier to understand if you do.

I was merely airing a concern that no challenge to date has received entries which are 100% within the guidelines or from people who have even read the challenge 'brief'. As a result, some entries could well get a few people's backs up, and as you said yourself, encourage people to get 'flamed to hell and crucified by mobs' because of the meaning behind it. Given that very meaning, it doesn't seem very befitting in expecting people to get 'flamed to hell' etc etc in what may very well just be a different interpretation, and 'typical' b3ta humour
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Cant believe no one commented..
Everyones in a bad mood today....
*Clicks*
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:18,
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Everyones in a bad mood today....
*Clicks*

You deserve more than you got.
Have some from me :)
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:17,
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Have some from me :)


Special extra!:
click for whole world
click for crappily animated! 500k

A yay for the world
And a houpla for the animation!
*clicks*
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:57,
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And a houpla for the animation!
*clicks*

Or am I missing something?
Is it hometime yet?
Where's the fucking newsletter? Yes, doesn't it?
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:06,
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Is it hometime yet?
Where's the fucking newsletter? Yes, doesn't it?
![Challenge Entry: Goth! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I made this for a friend for her birthday a good many years ago. It started out as a Sindy doll I found in a bargain store for a few quid. It had a little motor in the leg that propelled it along on a gaudy scooter.
I relocated and rejigged the motor so it flapped the butterfly wings (a laminated printout of a photo of real wings). The leather corset and choker collar are made of thin, stretchy leather.

Probably difficult to make out but the wand is intended to look like a riding crop and there's an ankh on the choker collar.


It was obv a model you took to the tranny store & said, 'Can you make me look like this?'
I'm right, aren't I?
Oh-oh, b3ta sloooowwwwing doooowwwwwn agaaaaiiin. Is the newsletter coming??
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I'm right, aren't I?
Oh-oh, b3ta sloooowwwwing doooowwwwwn agaaaaiiin. Is the newsletter coming??

*mopes like a goth*
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Teh Quo?..
Im sure they went through a goth period once...
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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Im sure they went through a goth period once...

any balck&white/clown make-up = goth
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:50,
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no, really they are not
Its a prevailing preconception that anyone wearing black is a goth.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:24,
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Its a prevailing preconception that anyone wearing black is a goth.

I always think the one on the right has a mouth on his tummy, and that his nipple are eyes.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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Yep... Looks like that sponge thing from here... forgot what hes called now, Domo or something..
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![Challenge Entry: Goth! [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
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I feel kind of conflicted about the tail end of floyd.
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Rather large indeed.
Be a luv and resize it please. :)
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:30,
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Be a luv and resize it please. :)

or a donkey with a flaccid penis?
Either way, I'm aroused.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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Either way, I'm aroused.

'officially', files should be under 400kb, which can be a bit tricky. - try messing with the optimisation settings in whatever you used, otherwise a quick google search will help.
For some reason, people can over-react to large file sizes around here. :)
EDIT: And watch-out for Wasp Box. He's easily aroused, yet difficult to resist.
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:08,
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For some reason, people can over-react to large file sizes around here. :)
EDIT: And watch-out for Wasp Box. He's easily aroused, yet difficult to resist.

Why would you want to wear such a monstrosity?
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Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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Trimaxian Max from flight of the navigator has been short on work since 1986, must have now resorted to selling body parts...
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