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# Sure is windy tonight
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# ahahahhahahahhaha
i was expecting that. *clicks fucking hard*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Totally. In Batman terms, Adam West is the guvnor.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# this is magnificent
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I thought it was Fridy tonight.
b'dum tsshhh!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Dodgy Madras!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Excrement
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Now if Rorschach had shat himself on duty
he would've used the resultant liquishit as a weapon, flinging it in to the eyes of the litterer or jaywalker, blinding and confusing them before strangling them with their own intestines.
Just saying, like.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# PARP
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
\o/
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Unhealthy interest in shit......
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Clicks like a loon*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bugger!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Are we talking Trustafarians here?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:50, archived)
# good lord
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# This is me, age 16
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] one place that could depress anyone
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Would you like flies with that?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# i'd rather eat flies
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Mmm. Or a lovely hot apple die.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Do goths smell?
I wouldn't know, I've never been up close to a goth before.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# they stink of despair
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Frankly, all the Goths I've ever seen seem to have been quite enjoying themselves.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# the only ones i've ever really known
were the ones at college who weren't real goths. they just moped about the place, reciting dreary poetry and talking about how much they wanted to be dead.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Feesh!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# heheheheheh
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Why should the Visigoths get all the fun?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Robin?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Ahahaha, what the hell?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# get the hell out of my batcave!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# I know that dude in the robin outfit!
God's honest truth. ha ha ha
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# He caught Robin trying to impress girls,
and his whole world instantaneously crumbled around his bat-ears.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)
# it wasn't girls he was trying to ipress
it was alfred
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ^ His life-jacket does not have arms?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)
# throbin'
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
brilloent
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:24, archived)
# silly boy
put it in a hot wash
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# IMAGE OF THE DAY
A thousand clicks to you.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo entry......

*cough*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Gompoth?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# there's no point spanging you
you know what you've done and you're not a bit sorry, are you?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I regret nothing!
:)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Did someone say Compo?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:10, archived)
# He gave me a big bag of sweeties
when I got invited on stage at a panto in the 80's

1) yes he did have the hat.
2) no he didn't bum me.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# What about his welly's
and did the sweets just so happen to be Worthers Originals?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# NO
They were cheap rippoffs dammit!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# I can picture the mop Nora "Bat"ty fends him off with.
Deep jet black, dyed by Julian at Crimpers of Whitby.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Last of The Summer Whine.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I'd find a use for this someday
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# i have a deep dislike of warhol
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah
I hate taking it up the warhol too!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# you love it, you slag
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Damn you and your all knowing ways!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
# :)
i don't know everything. for example, i don't know where i'm going to get money from to get pissed tonight
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)
# There's three things I know about tonight...
1) You could go minesweeping with the added bonus of free drugs
2) My inability to count.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# pfff
i just ran across to the shop to buy a lettuce and paid a pound for a scratchcard. i've won a tenner!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Woo for scratch lettuces!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Woo indeed!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# no reason, odd source pic
one for the boys on friday
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# ^ Would
* Although I can not condone smoking!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I can.
Smoking gives you a nice gravelly voice as you approach middle age.
And cancer, which is a boon for helping make those around you feel rotten.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Too late to join the bandwagon?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Gawd bless 'er.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# And gawd bless Mary Poppins!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I'm still waiting for Magnum, P.I.M.P.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I'm waiting for you to do it
You'll do it better than me....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Alas, no PS on this humble little netbook
Only GIMP, and I'm still familiarising myself with it.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# good grief
that's amazing
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# *looks at watch*
*puts on irish accent*

"In some peoples mind yes in others no but who really cares?"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# pfff
i want to get drunk
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# we did a newsletter
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# it hurts my eyes
first time i've read the email version instead ...

PS: that sounds a bit ungrateful, sorry ...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# No, it doesn't sound ungrateful
It is painful and illegible.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# ^asfdg
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ctrl + mouse wheel is your friend
:)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ctrl freak!:O
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# <embiggen>:O
How dare you!!

Get down and give me 20!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Fixed!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Ctrl key + scroll wheel makes it legible
And Ctrl + 0 resets the view.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# pfft
braggart
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# AAARGH! CHANGE!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Bloody tramps
I'm not giving you any change
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Spare change?
No dude, none of it's spare, I'm planning to use it all.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# we thank you for it
/withdrawn due to illegibility and inducement of headache.

/Returned as legibility is restored!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# My covertape is missing

(also, the 464+ wasn't shit. I had one, and it was fucking awesome)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# *squints*
*makes foil helmet*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Heads-up rob
the first link (Joel's vid) has been disabled by Google's URL shortener.
I think it's because Google are cunts.

The Yeoman guy is fantastic.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# In fact while we're on the subject of Google's cuntiness
Thanks for featuring my silly blog a few newsletters ago. It got many thousands of visitors, and some of those people were nice enough to click the ad links.
Unfortunately, pretty much as soon as my adsense account passed the payment threshold, Google closed down the account and took the money back, citing "suspicious click activity".
They won't tell me why exactly, and in fact their terms of use actually state, "we won't tell you why". I've asked around and have now spoken to 2 other people who have had exactly the same experience.
Just so you all know.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# You're sidestepping the real issue here
Cunts!

Thaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaahnd of em!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# wowsers
is there a syntax error on line 10 though?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Fuck me it's tiny.
And a funny colour.

And the newsletter's a bit hard to read this week, too...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Yays
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Do leopards like spam?
What about fritters & ketchup?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Silly joefish
Leopards only like reggae reggae sauce!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# There's no leopards
Like Snow Leopards
Like no leopards
I know!!! **jazz hands**
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Not wishing to pour down on this rather splendid and noble idea
but is an image challenge the right way to go about the logo design? There could be many b3tans enter this with predictable 'slap a magenta cock on a cat for lols' entries in the spirit of b3ta humour, and they may not know the link between the CST and b3ta through Nina, which will of course upset a number of b3tans.
Just worried it could cause a shitstorm if someone, in all innocence, decides to go down the 'magenta' route of humour in this for 'the lols', and half the board jumps on said person. Nearly every time something outside of b3ta gets involved in a challenge, there's always a 'subversive' element to it. (i.e Virgin)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# No you're completely right.
This is an issue that has been already rasied.
Here is where they're at: They're willing to weather the shitestorm if they can have something at the end that will help the trust in their work.
I know you meant no insult by posting that as I know you were saying it abjectively, something I know you're good at.
If you could back us though when we try and get Nina made Prime Minister at the next elections.

EDIT: I think anyone doing anything really crass would get flamed to hell and crucified my mobs concidering the meaning behind it.
I would like to think though, that b3tards are weird people with good hearts.
I'd prefer to believe things like that would not happen.

EDIT EDIT: I'd need to be presented properly if it became a mini compo but if people realise that the difference it could make in sending a few wild cats out to Asia on the breeding project. It is entirely plausable that in two years the wild snow leopard population could go from 500 to 550 globally.
THis is the reality of that the Trust do and why amazing people liek Jahled; with his endless photdocumentary and weekly visits, Puromycin; who completely unasked is making an amazing website and wildcat database for then, Happytoast; who visit regularly and has done some stunning drawings for them.
You have to get involved and meet Terry to understand how amazing the place is.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)
# hehe, as said I think it's a very commendable idea, and I'd support it
I was just wary of the shitstorm that is more than likely to happen if an innocent mistake is made by a poster doing something for 'the lols'
Of course, if the CST are prepared to accept this as well as the 'better suited' entries then so much the better. My main concern was that in any /board arguments about the suitability of a post, especially if it involves Nina the S. Leopard, then 'Jessie's' name may get brought into an argument over it, which would just seem a bit 'iffy'. In your edit, it mentions that crass posts would be flamed to hell, which kind of backs up my concern. You mention 'considering the meaning behind it' and yet many people who enter the challenge may not know the meaning behind it, and just post 'shit for lols', ie cdcs on cats, etc, or worse. I don't think encouraging 'flaming to hell' - considering the meaning behind it - really befits the memory of Jessie/Nina. Just a thought anyway, and as said, I'd support the idea of a logo challenge of some sorts.

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# If you read the challange suggestion it explains a lot about the CST and links to what they do.
I'd like to think that it's be OK. Or maybe need to think that.
The gazes of drafts and questions into the Trust as well as people just saying how they think it's a great idea and want to know more has been astonishing.
In the least 24 hours or so I've got about 30 gazs.
You pop down to London one weekend and James/Jahled would be more than happy to take you down when he goes. IT's easier to understand if you do.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I'm quite aware of the work they do, and I have read the challenge idea, and I have also been invited down before. My health has sadly prevented me from doing so in recent months
I was merely airing a concern that no challenge to date has received entries which are 100% within the guidelines or from people who have even read the challenge 'brief'. As a result, some entries could well get a few people's backs up, and as you said yourself, encourage people to get 'flamed to hell and crucified by mobs' because of the meaning behind it. Given that very meaning, it doesn't seem very befitting in expecting people to get 'flamed to hell' etc etc in what may very well just be a different interpretation, and 'typical' b3ta humour
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Goth
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Lovely
Cant believe no one commented..
Everyones in a bad mood today....

*Clicks*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Gowd bless ya guvna
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I also like this very much
You deserve more than you got.

Have some from me :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I sense a disturbance in the matrix
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# That'll be a woo for that
A yay for the world
And a houpla for the animation!
*clicks*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Nice One.
*highly approves*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I can haz Gothorse, etc.
etc.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# great 'shopping!
...oh...wait...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Is this just a photo of a zebra?
Or am I missing something?
Is it hometime yet?
Where's the fucking newsletter? Yes, doesn't it?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *belms*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# May I go one better?
Well I say one...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Goth-Fairy Sindy!

I made this for a friend for her birthday a good many years ago. It started out as a Sindy doll I found in a bargain store for a few quid. It had a little motor in the leg that propelled it along on a gaudy scooter.
I relocated and rejigged the motor so it flapped the butterfly wings (a laminated printout of a photo of real wings). The leather corset and choker collar are made of thin, stretchy leather.

Probably difficult to make out but the wand is intended to look like a riding crop and there's an ankh on the choker collar.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# A likely story
It was obv a model you took to the tranny store & said, 'Can you make me look like this?'
I'm right, aren't I?
Oh-oh, b3ta sloooowwwwing doooowwwwwn agaaaaiiin. Is the newsletter coming??
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Are you disputing my model-customising prowess?
*mopes like a goth*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Gothing all over the world.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Are these people goths?

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Who..
Teh Quo?..

Im sure they went through a goth period once...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Well, all is in order then!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# If Immortal are goths then Kiss are goths.
In fact, all told, Kiss's music is probably the most similar to goth music of the two.

This is Immortal. This is goth.

End of pedantic arsery, back to lurking.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# According to this image challenge
any balck&white/clown make-up = goth
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# WOW
You know your stuff..

I stand chastised...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *claps excitedly*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# no
no, really they are not

Its a prevailing preconception that anyone wearing black is a goth.

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Whenever I see those two (the goths)
I always think the one on the right has a mouth on his tummy, and that his nipple are eyes.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Ha Ha
Yep... Looks like that sponge thing from here... forgot what hes called now, Domo or something..
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Your daughter and the Goth are now making the beast with two backs
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Aw bless
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahah
cunt! ;D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Get this:
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# why can't we all just get along!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Misunderstood
I bet he's a fruit bat.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
holy shitcakes!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
Likey
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Religious as Hell
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# this is giving me teh fear....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)
# This both confuses and delights
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# holy glorious dead
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# The shame of the Gilmour family.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Not really
I feel kind of conflicted about the tail end of floyd.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Without Roger Waters there is no Pink Floyd as far as I'm concerned.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# not as bad as the horrible Ferry family
esp Otis
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Bloody Students!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Finally!
Wobbly Bloke has posted something funny!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Get
a
room
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# RIS
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# She's obviously hot for you
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Thank you Lillian
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Congatulations on an excellent post.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Thank you sir!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] New Soup?

(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Golly, that's rather large.
Rather large indeed.

Be a luv and resize it please. :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
#
Halved... sorry for noob gif posting again...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Are you a donkey without bones
or a donkey with a flaccid penis?

Either way, I'm aroused.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Good stuff!
'officially', files should be under 400kb, which can be a bit tricky. - try messing with the optimisation settings in whatever you used, otherwise a quick google search will help.

For some reason, people can over-react to large file sizes around here. :)

EDIT: And watch-out for Wasp Box. He's easily aroused, yet difficult to resist.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# 57 varieties.
Of PAAAAIN
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# that loaded slower than thalidomide sniper

/ac
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oooof!
*guilty laughter*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# feck me that's big!!
*assumes position*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Is that ring/bizarre finger-covering device for real?
Why would you want to wear such a monstrosity?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
#
Trimaxian Max from flight of the navigator has been short on work since 1986, must have now resorted to selling body parts...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Did thomebody thay goth broth?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I was going to do Hot Gothip,,,,,,
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)

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