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# Ughugharrrgghhwoowoo!
(umbongotime meh.........., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# too soon
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Thats what she said.
(umbongotime meh.........., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# that's my mum you're talking about
get back in there and try again
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ^ MOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# woof woof
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I do something similar if I catch the Mrs taking her jumper off
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Is it going to eat a yorkie for desert....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

EDIT: I have done my back in and just laughed so much, I am now in agony... (you bastard)

EDITED EDIT: The worse bit is, I don't know why I found it that funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# You seem a bit bipolar
See a Dr and get some prescribed drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# dog
givie it a few years and all the cut will be raped by it been a dog!
(spanishfly 2, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# LOL
*click*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i like how is suit wiggles
when i scroll
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# oh and i like the joke!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's go meta with this one


Click for bigger (51 kb)
(NiteOwl flapped about over the keyboard on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I feel like there's something I'm missing but...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd have a crack at this event
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# He injuried his left wrist.
A true sports hero.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# WINNING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Watching BBC

This came up. Next thing you know, I was pressing print screen.
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Too soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Shamone!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# He blames it on the boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dons spanging proof helment...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Arf.. she used to be married to Steven seagull......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# You bad person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# oof!!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Terrible.
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)
# One good tern deserves another.
Greater Crested Tern, that is: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/greatercrestedtern.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I don't see what all this "Supermoon" fuss is about. It's not as if it's going to kill us!
Is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# That's no sunset...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# It floats!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# It is BiG tonight :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Don't you just hate it when you go for a bath and...
(Testicles just for you, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# gah!
it that a model you've made there?
that's pretty brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Fraid not, it came like that.
(Testicles just for you, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# that is the biggest pube spider I have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# My suggestion for the pube spider challenge,
Is my fifth most popular post according to search....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Haha..... still makes me smile......
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post919055
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Ahahahapube spider
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Gets ready with giant slipper....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# spider is fucking huge
is it sunday ;)
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Holy shuddering................
I'd gently wash it's back and leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# See spiders are like homosexuals to me
They're all fine, well and good... I just don't want to find a big hairy one in my bath.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Watched Rango with the kids and there is a nod to Fear and Loathing
It's actually quite a good film, Rango not fear and Loathing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
# FEARS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I find nothing fearfull about this ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Sauce please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
There you go mate
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Pfft
Had my tissues ready and everything like.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I can't find the original now and the misses has just caught me searching for it...
* That was a bit tricky to explain....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Fully appreciate such a predicament
Thank you for trying. Tissues on hold.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# bordom.net
according to Tineye, but it takes a lot of NSFW digging there to find it
www.bordom.net/view/47959/Surprise_Faps_
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Those are very nice.
I'll be back in a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# That's the one...
As you can imagine, it was a nightmare shopping this frame by frame...

EDIT: It was nearly as traumatic as shopping this one..

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# hahahaha
there seems to be a lot of computer generated movies out at the moment but ringo does look good.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it's one of the better ones out
I don't think it needed to be 3d tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Nicely shopped.....
Johny Depp looks like he's had better days though....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I need to go to see this film
it's cheaper than build a bear
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Yay...The first day in about 3 weeks b3ta is working for me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)
# finally :D
did you draw this?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# It's a photo of Guinan out of star trek.... because I love her hats....
A pair of lips I found, shopped together,
Then photoshop painted over the top and photoshop painted background.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# its superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Cheers..... just hope b3ta keeps on working for me....it was still being a pain yesterday,
Came on today and it's working fine... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ^ Would

* Although those teeth would ripe your bell-end apart?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Haha... you're sloppy seconds then, because I already have...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I don't think my Paint Shop is working correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# oh dear
:D rather good chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Thanks
It took fart oo long though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha..... top one......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# PSP8 -- my photomanipulation weapon of choice
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
needs more house
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I don't think that is an option?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# seeing as the option is set to "master"
it needs more roger delgado/anthony ainley/john simm (delete to taste) surely?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# saturday early evening's alright for posting life drawing...
...i presume.

hello b3ta



s'more:
procrastinationathon.blogspot.com/2011/03/some-life-drawing.html
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:30, archived)
# i want to comment on this
but i truly don't know how to say what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:34, archived)
# ditto my comment to this comment
though i can say i'm intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# my brain is on a go-slow today.
i want to express how this pic makes me feel, but i just can't summon up the words.
i'll just say that it's good, but it makes me feel a bit weird and slightly sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# thank you
i think i know what you mean.
my life tutor was nice enough to set the pose up for me, i had showed her some of my other sketches of characters with hidden faces (which is what i tend to draw when i'm not exactly feeling tickerty-boo, so to speak) so she got the model to cover her head with a cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Seems that way.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Lovely as ever
Is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# ha, i'm not quite that bold
professional life model from my uni class, the best of the ones we have i think.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Nipples, that is all I can say about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
#
a lone space heater can only do so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Having the opposite effect on the guys
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# fantastic :D
happy knee is happy
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# It really is!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# this isn't the first time i've done that
there's obviously just something happy about knees
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Sketches with tits!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# i reply now
'cause it tok me this long to figure out how your "woo" pic was working.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Nice Greek classical style to this one....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# As it is so very quiet


Have this effort. Took a week and optimising it killed it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# she looks how i feel.
also, with a dress that short, she's going to leave arse-skin behind on that leather when she stands up.
oh, i like this, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I only
seem to be able to do depressing images at the moment. which is odd, because I feel fine, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# i only
seem able to draw fish and shite, which is normal for me.
what is odd is that i feel utterly drained for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha..."leave arse-skin behind"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# it really hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I've got a mate who lived in Dubai....
On a hot day he jumped into his covertable BMW with leather seats, He was wearing shorts, long story short he had to be cut from the seats as the leather welded into his skin, his legs are scared to fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# That's a very appraising look.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# amazing job
envious of your skills
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Great... but.....
Would you like some constructive criticism?
- Can I suggest that you don't blur it so much - EDIT, Oh.. sorry it went wrong when optimising... Link to original?

and do another on with her legs wide apart?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I welcome
consructive critisism! It is partly so blurred because it helps the file size, as did reducing the colours. The original, which is a lot bigger looks a little better.

And no. :)

edit: I haven't uploaded the orig yet. Still playing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# You don't have a link to the original?

EDIT: How can you not have the original????
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I have it.
The Internet doesn't, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha ^This^
and do another on with her legs wide apart?
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Really nicely postured.....
I recognise the colour of her eye shadow....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# "Glans Mauve" from L'Oreal
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Shades of swimsuits to tempt Lolita ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# If you didn't google that
then well spotted :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Haha.... as if I'd admit to googling something I didn't understand ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] it's quiet, so have this crappy "internet troll medal winner's podium"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# b
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# o
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# r
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# e
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# d
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# This reminds me of my skillz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=51j2tKMBBrQ
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# can't see it
but if the little pictures at the side are any indication, your skills far outweigh mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Hmmm.
I didn't think that one was banned. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# it's not
my omputer is borked, had to delete everything, including flash player, just to get the damn thing to run. can't access youtube at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# At first I read that your computer was "orked"
rather than trolled?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# these are uruk-hai
their armour is thick and their shields broad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I like this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM91ipOCMbQ
The "Priscilla" soundtrack has so many great songs!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Hehe;
I'm so sad, it took me ages to find the correct flag.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Not to be pedantic...
But shouldn't 1 be UNDER the bridge?
*click
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# he is
i drowned him and weighted him down with rocks.
that's why you can't see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Needs more fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# please don't mention fish :(
just had prawns and i think i'm gonna hurl.
i need to go lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Like a bridge over fishless waters.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# quick_n_dirty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# barbara streisand?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Only if I'm quick and she's dirty :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Owf.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)
# She works
in my office.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Haha .... superbly done.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I love these so much
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Took me 3 days to think this up

it wasn't worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
It was
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)
# 7/10 --
failure to use 'i made you a cookie, but i eated it cat' in a freestyle exhibition
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# *shakes fist at sky.....
The placement of ceiling cat was a nightmare till i found this podeum.

*edit

There we go!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)
# arf...."I can haz third place?"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# ha ha ha!
...only 3rd place?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# surely that pushes it up to an 8/10 now
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I like it...
but stop calling me Shirley!

NOON B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
^Lily Allen?

Sarah Jessica Parker?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Would
Woo! a 10/10 i'd compo that too but i'm not an attention whore.....

Yet
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# STOP FARTING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Ha yes, nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Fatcat finished in a close fourth.
Clive had two false starts and was disqualified.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Fatcat had a fatal heart attack on turn 3
*edit
It's very quiet here today
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# very worth it
clicks lots
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# well, the internet IS full of cats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# He's ubes rub


(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)
# FUCK OFF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# It's an innovative
new catchphrase
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
SHUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha!
Ubes Rub is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# it's not a graphic novel, it's a comic
NOW FUCK OFF!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# haha! got any more like this?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Yes
But don't expect too much variation on the heavily laboured plot.
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# write about what you know i say
gotta admit i do like the whole NOW FUCK OFF thing but i'm more intrigued by what ubes rub means
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Extremely rubbish.
Uber extremely rubbish. Ubes rub.
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# damn i'm so out of the loop
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# haha
I likes this zing zing
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I like this
NOW FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# HAHAHAH
FP this now!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's not "now",
it's "in the next few hours".

NOW, FUCK OFF!

Edit: HAH! Congrats.

Now FUCK OFF!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha

:D NOW FUCK OFF
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# does this make him
the king of bedside manor?
(venort apparently exists, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Yay we have a text meme for 2011!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I've
only just discovered that my "hogging that boinker" has been a catchphrase round here. I'm off to Hollywood armed with that and "now fuck off". I'll be a star!
www.b3ta.com/board/10077919#post10077923
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Lancer with your zancer
When King Arthur sat down,
On the river bank,
He had a mighty vision,
It really was quite wank.
Lancer with your zancer
Oi, Arthur,
Come over here,
Take thi sword,
Now fuck off.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i love it, i did have to read comments to understand it tho,
NOW FUCK OFF.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:31, archived)
# nice work :)
especially as I'm sitting here wearing a Lawnmower Deth t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Good man
Now fuck off
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 4:43, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of Dr Irrational, an old Charlie Brooker comic.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 8:08, archived)
# The noncholant
"COME BACK" is my favourite.

Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Haha!
Make it feature length!

Have an old thing on a similar theme:
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Is that Han Solo as the waiter?
Time's not been kind on him since ROTJ eh
(stomm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# OK.
That's it.

RIS.

Please help/forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
# HE'S A RUBBISH DOCTOR.
UBER RUBBISH.

NOW FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Just like my hospital consultant...
At least I can say to him "Sounds like ubes rub to me"
(fuchsiaperfect, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Needless to say...
...Partridge had the first laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxZ5AKDvyfU

(SlantedScience, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Nice to see the old boys enjoying themelves
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Deacons are rare nowadays.
Yay
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)

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