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These adverts need to be more blunt.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:41,
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there was a thing earlier, this is related
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El_MUERkO bleeds love ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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I don't get it but I love it
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:06,
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mmm
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:13,
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*bolks*
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:22,
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McCain in the membrane, McCain in the brain
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:25,
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O_o
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:26,
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Oh Mrs Palin how I would
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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/monocle
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:42,
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/pants
I mean /monocle.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:48,
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As Dean Martin might have said, tanks for the mammaries.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:51,
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*checks for ceiling cat*
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 1:37,
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MY EYES!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FAKE ADS
This week's challenge is to create fake advert, for anything. If you want, you can enter it in this competition to get it displayed on the London Underground - the entries so far are rubbish.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:12,
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I'll upload the other, better one in the morning.
better one in the morning. I imagine it will be seen by more of you guys if I put it up then :)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:21,
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are you suggesting it is too good for the gayshift?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:23,
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Oh no no no.
It's just that most of the b3tans who, you know, have a job, and aren't scruffy students like myself, have already gone to bed. Should I upload it now?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:25,
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Nah leave it for the day shift
chances are it wont get appreciated by these heathens
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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heathens honest hard working chaps and chapettes. Yeah, would be best to do that then, especially considering I only just uploaded one.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:32,
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I had a budgie once
It didn't so much go cheap as "CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT *whistle* CHIT CHIT...etc"
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:23,
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Cheap as Chits!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:26,
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I wonder what resolution a tube poster should be
and what they mean by "low-res".
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:26,
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I reckon it would be about A1.
I could be wrong, but it's about the same size as that.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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Eh what? It says 1 metre by 1.5 metres.
That's bigger than A0 (which has a square metre of area). This isn't a resolution, though, it's a size. I was wondering how many pixels. It's probably OK, though, because posters look crappy up close anyway so normal b3ta-sized images are probably fine. One meter divided into 350 pixels puts each pixel at about 2.85 millimetres square. Not too huge I think.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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should probably link to the big version...
funny as a 1.5m poster on /board would be
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:03,
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Really old re-post
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hinch schmooo ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:13,
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Haha! Wooo
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QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on. ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 7:04,
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A nice blend of the traditonal and the modern.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:54,
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but it's gold not magenta?
;)
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:01,
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Now that's the kind of negative response that's gonna ruin these games :D
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:03,
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And anyway, it's lead.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:03,
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B-D
i blame taters
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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hehehe
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:24,
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"Bukkake it's fucking great!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:25,
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haha
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:26,
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Its a bit rude to threadjack wiithout at least mentioning the picture, I think
:p
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:38,
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haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:31,
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Fucking ACE
Super click! Shouldnt it be "I FUCKING LOVE THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!" though? The holy grail made people go old, dead quick, and was in the 3rd indy film. This chap was from raiders of the lost ark. (nicely ninja-d) I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:26,
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ninja'd
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:32,
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stealthy
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:33,
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Toxic Waste next plz.
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Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:36,
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CjR mix already did it
im hoping he'll drop by and pearoast
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:45,
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haha still good
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:06,
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Hahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:34,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:38,
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Excellent! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:39,
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Ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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She's been at it all day
eventually she'll get tired right???
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:46,
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Hahaha! That's ace! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:47,
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Dam it . . . that's great !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:49,
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something about a beaver
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:03,
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Split tail \___|___/
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:05,
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O_O you shaved hussy
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06,
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Smove <<<>>>
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:07,
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wood
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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not whole
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:10,
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*leaves*... o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:14,
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Very smooth animation.
I'm impressed :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50,
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That's only because someone did a high framerate vid of source cat.
So I had to throw away 80% of the frames to get it this small :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54,
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Yeah. *filenames* even now it's still a pretty big file.
People viewing b3ta through their Mega Drives will not be happy. :P
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56,
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I figured I'd been saving up my k quota for the last few years
and had to use it or lose it.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:01,
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Whenever I make a GIF
I try to keep it below 100k. 200 if I expect it to be big. (I guess it's why half of mine look really grainy)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04,
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On the upside though the amount of time I've spent watching it makes it great value ;)
But yeah, it's been a long time since I dabbled in the dark arts of optimisation, all those lines and dots. I even tried some hidden images in them when you highlighted them. Good times.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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Haha nicely :D
I just finished one for the compo (assuming we get the advert one). It's looking pretty good ^^
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:10,
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win
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50,
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^ What she said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:00,
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Oh, bravo!!
:)
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:51,
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hahaha
ace
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54,
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Maru!
:D b3ta: the place to make you smile like a loon
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:55,
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Well done, you know your internet cats!
Your Mastermind category is decided then.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:00,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:32,
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Hahahaha!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:40,
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"DINSDALE!"
*clickage*
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 1:39,
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Fatcat Jr.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:55,
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DAMN!
this is wonderful *click* may i suggest putting a watermark on it?
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56,
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Wow!
That's fantastic! Who's ring do you have to pull around here to get this on the front page?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56,
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Lovely
Have a hug
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57,
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Well done!
Thanks for the hug and all but I was enjoying geting replies from all different icons until you stuck your beak in ;P
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04,
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Ace!
Brilliant!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06,
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FUCK OFF!
That is far too good Click 'n woo!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06,
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That's sort of completely woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:09,
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woo yay houpla for a subtle b3ta in the woo!!
took a while to spot it :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:16,
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maru! ^_^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:10,
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15 different icons (including 'none' but not my furtive)
from 16 different people makes me happy in a nerdy b3ta way.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:15,
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Here's one more
And the heartiest of all woos for your .gif, I fucking love Maru.
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Cunthorse ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:18,
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Maru
exceeds the safe level of fluffehness when taken in large doses.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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^this
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 1:40,
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I'll woo that!
..woo
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:13,
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not a cat fanatic
but this is excellent
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:16,
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When theres no more owls in hell
cats will walk b3ta
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:28,
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WOAH NELLY
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Shlvng ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:34,
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yay!
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rogan ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:16,
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I could watch that all day.
In fact I think I will
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MartinH ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:34,
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Outstanding!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41,
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thems big bunnies!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43,
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They sure are!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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This is my new favourite thing in the whole world.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:55,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:58,
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The second glove
just makes me think it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:58,
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So true.
Imagine what the gloves are doing in the pic above too!
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:11,
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I love you
for producing this.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:02,
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I also directed, wrote, and was a stand-in for the cat when he had to poo.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:05,
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Oscars all around !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:08,
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I'd like to thank the Academy of Anal Science...who really helped me in the end.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:09,
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Up there's !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:11,
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Bunny slopped off !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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He took the blue pill.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56,
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railin like a mofo
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50,
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Sponsored by MILK.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:59,
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Oi big ears... move!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:51,
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Poor bunnies should take leaping lessons from my dam cat
In the skiiers defence though he can claim not to have seen them if the RSPCA catch him.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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I want shuttles!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33,
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Strongbow? Not Stellar Artois?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34,
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Damn
Missed an opportunity there...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:35,
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Herman will be outraged ;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:03,
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Loaded payload !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:36,
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I want shuttles too!
Adverts are like film poster and album cover compos - shirley bindun
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44,
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I want/will have a Guinness.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:45,
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World Record
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50,
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For Wanking.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:01,
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This charming figurine could be yours to own...
I couldn't even shop this if I tried... This, not so little, fella in BM bargains caught my eye yesterday. See the enlarged (fnarr) inset image for enormity.
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lord nose ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33,
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It could be a ch ch ch chia pet !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:39,
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<- Golf Sale?
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:40,
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erm
ris?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:40,
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OK I had to look up RIS...
but... am I so far gone that only I can see a humongous terracotta warrior phallus on the inset picture? I mean, complete with gonads and a clearly defined helmet.
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lord nose ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43,
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ah ok
but, no
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44,
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o__o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:46,
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He's certainly sitting erect.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:45,
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Solar Powered Terracotta Warrior sounds so cool, as well...
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54,
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Sounds like a name for an IDM artist's first album.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:58,
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I'm very old and have no idea what IDM is :(
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:16,
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Yeah. I saw something in a shop as well.
But I didn't post a picture of it here. Because no-one cares.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57,
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Triple point weekend on nectar points
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:13,
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Growler
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:25,
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The 'owl wink n spurt.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:29,
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Out onna limber !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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It takes a chunder to know some squirtle.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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Da chunda from down unda !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33,
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Phine spew Mr V, I trust you are well.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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I'm just now getting my back back . . . it went out for a while /\
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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Get back.
Haz a good sit n sum manipulations mit olives.youtu.be/5yt849wJyVk
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57,
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I finally gots da spotify . . . danka to you !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:59,
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oh fuck, cool blues
i shall send you playlists
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04,
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Write Just !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06,
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Oh hi ya...
...oh you dirty little...
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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Forest carpet droppings . . .
or . . . Forest Glumps . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:31,
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Nice of you to drop in.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44,
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I do drop in . . . now that my back is back to being back !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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That was about a week back.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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It moist certainly is . . . atomic !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50,
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drop da boom
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:02,
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My hero sheema !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04,
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...you...are...leveled...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:07,
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:09,
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Spl..............................at!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50,
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Gravity P_U__L___L____S . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54,
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Laser Owl loves his laser eyes.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:42,
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OWLOL :D
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:44,
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It is no owl
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:49,
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Hahahaha nice
Stay still a minute
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:06,
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Take me to your liter !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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Aww :) he looks well pleased.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:25,
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The field meeces don't stand a chance !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:26,
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NOWL IS SAFE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:27,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:31,
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FRIGGS N MEATCLAW
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34,
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If the glover has fits . . . you must quit it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:38,
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J for Juice, J for Justice
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43,
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Hubba Chubba
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:01,
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BDW is so white.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:49,
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What a cheerful little fellow
I wonder what he's lasering?
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xaer0mancer ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:35,
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Ha ha...yes...kill them all.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:14,
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Nice to see him coming out of his shell.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:16,
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Sais isn't everything
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:17,
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Ha ha ha.
Excellent.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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TASTE MINE SAI, CUNTCLONE!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:26,
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That film was SO full of FUCK
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:39,
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I only watched the nine minute highlights edit on Youtoob.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:43,
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its waaaay too long
but i really enjoyed it. Even the non robot, singing and dancing bits.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:45,
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The secret's in the beans
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:48,
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Nice gifs
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:09,
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tanks shitstick
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:10,
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THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:21,
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We''ll cross that cross when we cross it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34,
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He is my favourite musician of all time
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Shlvng ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:41,
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Prepare to die, for I, Fatneto, will destroy you! And get my fat son to stick metal to his sticky gut.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:40,
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Fly my pretty ~~~>
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:36,
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Superb! :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:52,
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Doin' the hip trip !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33,
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oh oh must be fun time
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:51,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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woo for piss flaps
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:07,
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let's talk about sex, baybee
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:08,
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OK...
Sex: In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:57,
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It's also Swedish for "six"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:13,
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*rubs thighs*
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jansenmann woo hoo ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:48,
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cervix with a smile?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:14,
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pffft!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:22,
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compliments of the house, ma'am
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LS18 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:16,
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Time to recycle a couple of very old jokes...
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:26,
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hahaha! great!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:31,
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Also...
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:35,
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erm...
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cheebatv ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:42,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:51,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:15,
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Clunge-a-tize me Cap'n
:)
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:20,
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Mmmm, crab flavour.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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get your spoon away from my clunge, you creepy sailor!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:26,
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My favourite line from Popeye The Movie.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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olive always was a picky bitch
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:32,
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and a bit promiscuous
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:33,
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more than a bit
wimpy would gladly pay her tuesday for a blowjob today
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:37,
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hahah!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:44,
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The fanny pack will come in handy !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:26,
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astounding font skillz
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:29,
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Not been on a while ...
been busy drawing little naked men. Probably needs more owls, but I can assure you his cock is magenta. (dont hate me for starting a new thread)
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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Nicely done.
Also, stop drawing on little nude men, they don't like it.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:59,
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Yay lovely stuff.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:04,
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...
Love you.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08,
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;-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10,
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is that a headless bear or a man made entirely of thumbs?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08,
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Hmmm...
He's an inflatable sex doll for those more inclined to the more rotund chap. I mean, that's a lot of stress for a doll to take.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10,
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indeed it is
but i'll continue to think of him as a man made of thumbs, if you don't mind
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12,
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...
If it makes you happy ...
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12,
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it does :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:13,
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...
then my work here is done.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:14,
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I'm more alarmed by the massive cocks enveloping the Earth!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41,
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If your willy...
is as white and translucent as those clouds I'd consider seeing a doctor.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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fancy, i drew something similar once upon a time
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sooperdave ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08,
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:)
I likes it (I didn't copy, honest).
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:11,
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i think i took my inspiration from an eminem song.
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sooperdave ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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Mine came...
from me ma moving in.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25,
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Is that Richard Hamond from the tv last night?
What a load of old shit that program is! Also: I forgot to ask, can we still smoke on b3ta?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10,
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yes. yes we can.
and leave grumpy alone, sneezy is getting jealous.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:13,
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Why are you asking if we can still smoke on b3ta?
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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It's a strangely ham-fisted way of trying to draw attention to his posts from this morning as they didn't get many replies
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:23,
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Ha ha ha.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:15,
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Oh fuck. If he calls a natural geological process 'engineering' one more time I'm going to make him wish he never remembered how to tie his shoelaces.
That cretinous pygmy Stringfellow is now officially as annoying as the other two twats.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:29,
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It is as shit as the bloke with the big lips that says...
billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion is anoying..... Brian Cox I think it is...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:39,
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"The Earth Machine"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:40,
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That is fucking annoying
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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I hate that bulgy-eyed little weasel.
Actually has anyone done a "I fucking love Mars" eyeswap on that cunt yet?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:24,
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Is the UK
deliberately a CDC?
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Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:18,
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er ...
centre for disease control? I'm being thick, aren't I?
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21,
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crudely-drawn cock
(usually magenta, three hairs per ball)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:52,
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Ah, in that case ...
Yes. Yes it is.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:57,
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do you mean that small island that is about to get chomped by the pterodactyl?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:27,
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do you mean that pterodactyl that's about to be grabbed by a polar bear?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:49,
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Hah!
Oh yeah. Guess I should have probably used a reference, eh? Ah well.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:51,
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lovely
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:00,
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...
I love you also.
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:19,
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GHOST BRONTOSAURS ARE BUGGERING LITTLE NAKED MAN
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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Atlas't you return!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:01,
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...
*politely claps*
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Puckish ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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...feeling morocco?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:17,
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Kitzkrieg!
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cheebatv ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:22,
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TO WAR...!!!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27,
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I love this
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:28,
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awe
shudda animated mine!
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cheebatv ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:30,
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Tanked up and looking for trouble!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:33,
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They need to stapon thier helmets!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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They're tanking along....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45,
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Tanks for the bumpy ride !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45,
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ATAAAAAAACK!!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:51,
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Looks like his coil springs have gone
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:54,
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Dogs Of Wore !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27,
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I must now listen to the Black Sabbath song, followed by Pink Floyd's.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:29,
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Choice !
Ed : Just looked up Dogs Of War on Spotify . . . there are many many many of them ♪
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:31,
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Hahaha, they don't like it up 'em!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32,
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Don't tell them
your name Pike!
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cheebatv ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:39,
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That cat has the purfect expression
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:34,
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cat dog Edit: oh bugger
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:40,
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Haha... love the dog...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:35,
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No, it's not just a bowl of water!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:02,
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Less filling !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:03,
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The moist way to start the day.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:05,
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Stay highdrated !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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couldn't resist
sorry
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cheebatv ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:40,
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Bran in . . . bran out . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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Mmmmmm!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:55,
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The official tripple....!!!.. I'v used it myself....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08,
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Plop
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25,
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That's why they are called Kel Logs..!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:05,
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They're just like frosties if you stick them in the freezer...!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:05,
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Excellent!
Can I offer you a job in our marketing dept?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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As long as I get my own stappler, I'm in...!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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Dunno about that,
but you do get use of the office paper clip every second Wednesday.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:31,
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Yay and done....
Send me your bank details so I can get my wage account set up....!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:44,
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Hang on, this address you've given me's in Nigeria!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:58,
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I'm begging your honest trust in this matter in hand....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:03,
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Arf!
:D:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:07,
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hahaha ffs
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:09,
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Low fat, leaded or unleaded.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:09,
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boating or fishing allowed?
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LS18 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:13,
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Water fantastic breakfast!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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...
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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hahaha
the face alone does it for me
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49,
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Haha :')
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49,
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Somebody step on a duck ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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"Now I know why tigers eat their young!"
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:55,
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"you two--get a room. you two (fat asses)--get a warehouse"
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LS18 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:00,
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It's a rough crowd !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:04,
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Still gets no respect . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49,
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Hahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:53,
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you're alright kid !!!
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FIEND ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10,
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remember this b-wagon?
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LS18 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16,
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On a related theme
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User #86772 ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:42,
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