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[challenge entry] These adverts need to be more blunt.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)
# there was a thing earlier, this is related

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I don't get it but I love it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# mmm
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] *bolks*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)
# McCain in the membrane, McCain in the brain

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Oh Mrs Palin how I would
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# /monocle
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# /pants
I mean /monocle.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
# As Dean Martin might have said, tanks for the mammaries.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:51, archived)
# *checks for ceiling cat*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 1:37, archived)
# MY EYES!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FAKE ADS


This week's challenge is to create fake advert, for anything. If you want, you can enter it in this competition to get it displayed on the London Underground - the entries so far are rubbish.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll upload the other, better one in the morning.
better one in the morning.

I imagine it will be seen by more of you guys if I put it up then :)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# are you suggesting it is too good for the gayshift?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Oh no no no.
It's just that most of the b3tans who, you know, have a job, and aren't scruffy students like myself, have already gone to bed.

Should I upload it now?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Nah leave it for the day shift
chances are it wont get appreciated by these heathens
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
heathens honest hard working chaps and chapettes.

Yeah, would be best to do that then, especially considering I only just uploaded one.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I had a budgie once
It didn't so much go cheap as "CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT *whistle* CHIT CHIT...etc"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Cheap as Chits!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I wonder what resolution a tube poster should be
and what they mean by "low-res".
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I reckon it would be about A1.
I could be wrong, but it's about the same size as that.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Eh what? It says 1 metre by 1.5 metres.
That's bigger than A0 (which has a square metre of area). This isn't a resolution, though, it's a size. I was wondering how many pixels.

It's probably OK, though, because posters look crappy up close anyway so normal b3ta-sized images are probably fine. One meter divided into 350 pixels puts each pixel at about 2.85 millimetres square. Not too huge I think.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# should probably link to the big version...
funny as a 1.5m poster on /board would be
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Really old re-post
Chicken Lidl
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Haha! Wooo
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 7:04, archived)
# A nice blend of the traditonal and the modern.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# but it's gold not magenta?
;)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Now that's the kind of negative response that's gonna ruin these games :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# And anyway, it's lead.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# B-D

i blame taters
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# "Bukkake it's fucking great!"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Its a bit rude to threadjack wiithout at least mentioning the picture, I think
:p
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Fucking ACE
Super click!

Shouldnt it be "I FUCKING LOVE THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!" though? The holy grail made people go old, dead quick, and was in the 3rd indy film. This chap was from raiders of the lost ark.
(nicely ninja-d)

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# ninja'd
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# stealthy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Toxic Waste next plz.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# CjR mix already did it
im hoping he'll drop by and pearoast
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)
# haha still good
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# She's been at it all day

eventually she'll get tired right???
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha! That's ace! :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Dam it . . . that's great !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# something about a beaver
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Split tail \___|___/
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# O_O you shaved hussy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Smove <<<>>>
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# wood
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# not whole
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# *leaves*... o/
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Very smooth animation.
I'm impressed :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# That's only because someone did a high framerate vid of source cat.
So I had to throw away 80% of the frames to get it this small :)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah. *filenames* even now it's still a pretty big file.
People viewing b3ta through their Mega Drives will not be happy. :P
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I figured I'd been saving up my k quota for the last few years
and had to use it or lose it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Whenever I make a GIF
I try to keep it below 100k. 200 if I expect it to be big.

(I guess it's why half of mine look really grainy)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# On the upside though the amount of time I've spent watching it makes it great value ;)
But yeah, it's been a long time since I dabbled in the dark arts of optimisation, all those lines and dots. I even tried some hidden images in them when you highlighted them. Good times.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Haha nicely :D
I just finished one for the compo (assuming we get the advert one). It's looking pretty good ^^
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# win
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Oh, bravo!!
:)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Maru!
:D

b3ta: the place to make you smile like a loon
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Well done, you know your internet cats!
Your Mastermind category is decided then.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# "DINSDALE!"
*clickage*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Fatcat Jr.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# DAMN!
this is wonderful *click* may i suggest putting a watermark on it?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Wow!
That's fantastic! Who's ring do you have to pull around here to get this on the front page?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Lovely
Have a hug
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Well done!
Thanks for the hug and all but I was enjoying geting replies from all different icons until you stuck your beak in ;P
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Ace!
Brilliant!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
That is far too good
Click 'n woo!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# That's sort of completely woo
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# woo yay houpla for a subtle b3ta in the woo!!
took a while to spot it :)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# maru! ^_^
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# 15 different icons (including 'none' but not my furtive)
from 16 different people makes me happy in a nerdy b3ta way.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Here's one more
And the heartiest of all woos for your .gif, I fucking love Maru.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Maru
exceeds the safe level of fluffehness when taken in large doses.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 1:40, archived)
# I'll woo that!
..woo
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# not a cat fanatic
but this is excellent
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# When theres no more owls in hell
cats will walk b3ta
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# WOAH NELLY
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I could watch that all day.
In fact I think I will
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Outstanding!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# thems big bunnies!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# They sure are!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# This is my new favourite thing in the whole world.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# The second glove
just makes me think it's gonna get worse before it gets better.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# So true.
Imagine what the gloves are doing in the pic above too!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I love you
for producing this.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I also directed, wrote, and was a stand-in for the cat when he had to poo.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oscars all around !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I'd like to thank the Academy of Anal Science...who really helped me in the end.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Up there's !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Bunny slopped off !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# He took the blue pill.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# railin like a mofo
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Sponsored by MILK.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Oi big ears... move!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Poor bunnies should take leaping lessons from my dam cat
In the skiiers defence though he can claim not to have seen them if the RSPCA catch him.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I want shuttles!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Strongbow? Not Stellar Artois?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Damn
Missed an opportunity there...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Herman will be outraged ;)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Loaded payload !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I want shuttles too!
Adverts are like film poster and album cover compos - shirley bindun
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I want/will have a Guinness.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# World Record
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# For Wanking.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# This charming figurine could be yours to own...
I couldn't even shop this if I tried...
This, not so little, fella in BM bargains caught my eye yesterday.

See the enlarged (fnarr) inset image for enormity.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# It could be a ch ch ch chia pet !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# <- Golf Sale?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# erm
ris?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# OK I had to look up RIS...
but... am I so far gone that only I can see a humongous terracotta warrior phallus on the inset picture? I mean, complete with gonads and a clearly defined helmet.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# ah ok
but, no
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# o__o
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# He's certainly sitting erect.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Solar Powered Terracotta Warrior sounds so cool, as well...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Sounds like a name for an IDM artist's first album.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I'm very old and have no idea what IDM is :(
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah. I saw something in a shop as well.
But I didn't post a picture of it here.
Because no-one cares.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Triple point weekend on nectar points
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Growler
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# The 'owl wink n spurt.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Out onna limber !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# It takes a chunder to know some squirtle.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Da chunda from down unda !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Phine spew Mr V, I trust you are well.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I'm just now getting my back back . . . it went out for a while /\
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Get back.
Haz a good sit n sum manipulations mit olives.

youtu.be/5yt849wJyVk
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I finally gots da spotify . . . danka to you !
spotify:track:10l8DWWOvhmd6nxZaArplw (Fillmore Blues by Gary Hoey)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# oh fuck, cool blues
i shall send you playlists
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Write Just !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Oh hi ya...
...oh you dirty little...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Forest carpet droppings . . .
or . . . Forest Glumps . . .
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Nice of you to drop in.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I do drop in . . . now that my back is back to being back !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# That was about a week back.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# It moist certainly is . . . atomic !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# drop da boom
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# My hero sheema !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ...you...are...leveled...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# __________________________________________________________
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(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Spl..............................at!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Gravity P_U__L___L____S . . .
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Laser Owl loves his laser eyes.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)
# OWLOL :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# It is no owl
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha nice
Stay still a minute
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Take me to your liter !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Aww :) he looks well pleased.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# The field meeces don't stand a chance !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# NOWL IS SAFE

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
#

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# FRIGGS N MEATCLAW


(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34, archived)
# If the glover has fits . . . you must quit it !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
# J for Juice, J for Justice
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Hubba Chubba
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# BDW is so white.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# What a cheerful little fellow
I wonder what he's lasering?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Ha ha...yes...kill them all.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Nice to see him coming out of his shell.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Sais isn't everything
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Excellent.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# TASTE MINE SAI, CUNTCLONE!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:26, archived)
# That film was SO full of FUCK
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I only watched the nine minute highlights edit on Youtoob.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
# its waaaay too long
but i really enjoyed it. Even the non robot, singing and dancing bits.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:45, archived)
# The secret's in the beans

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Nice gifs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# tanks shitstick

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# We''ll cross that cross when we cross it !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34, archived)
# He is my favourite musician of all time
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Prepare to die, for I, Fatneto, will destroy you! And get my fat son to stick metal to his sticky gut.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Fly my pretty ~~~>
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Superb! :D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Doin' the hip trip !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# oh oh must be fun time
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# woo for piss flaps
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# let's talk about sex, baybee
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# OK...
Sex:
In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.

An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# It's also Swedish for "six"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# cervix with a smile?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:22, archived)
# compliments of the house, ma'am
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Time to recycle a couple of very old jokes...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Also...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# erm...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Clunge-a-tize me Cap'n
:)

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Mmmm, crab flavour.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# get your spoon away from my clunge, you creepy sailor!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# My favourite line from Popeye The Movie.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# olive always was a picky bitch
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# and a bit promiscuous
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:33, archived)
# more than a bit
wimpy would gladly pay her tuesday for a blowjob today
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:37, archived)
# hahah!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)
# The fanny pack will come in handy !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# astounding font skillz
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Not been on a while ...
been busy drawing little naked men. Probably needs more owls, but I can assure you his cock is magenta.



(dont hate me for starting a new thread)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Nicely done.
Also, stop drawing on little nude men, they don't like it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Yay lovely stuff.....
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# ...
Love you.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ;-)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# is that a headless bear or a man made entirely of thumbs?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Hmmm...
He's an inflatable sex doll for those more inclined to the more rotund chap. I mean, that's a lot of stress for a doll to take.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# indeed it is
but i'll continue to think of him as a man made of thumbs, if you don't mind
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ...
If it makes you happy ...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)
# it does :)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# ...
then my work here is done.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I'm more alarmed by the massive cocks enveloping the Earth!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# If your willy...
is as white and translucent as those clouds I'd consider seeing a doctor.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# fancy, i drew something similar once upon a time
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# :)
I likes it (I didn't copy, honest).
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# i think i took my inspiration from an eminem song.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Mine came...
from me ma moving in.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Is that Richard Hamond from the tv last night?
What a load of old shit that program is!

Also: I forgot to ask, can we still smoke on b3ta?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# yes. yes we can.
and leave grumpy alone, sneezy is getting jealous.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Why are you asking if we can still smoke on b3ta?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# It's a strangely ham-fisted way of trying to draw attention to his posts from this morning as they didn't get many replies
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Oh fuck. If he calls a natural geological process 'engineering' one more time I'm going to make him wish he never remembered how to tie his shoelaces.
That cretinous pygmy Stringfellow is now officially as annoying as the other two twats.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# It is as shit as the bloke with the big lips that says...
billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion billion billlion billion billion billion billion billion is anoying..... Brian Cox I think it is...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
#
"The Earth Machine"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# That is fucking annoying
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# I hate that bulgy-eyed little weasel.
Actually has anyone done a "I fucking love Mars" eyeswap on that cunt yet?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Is the UK
deliberately a CDC?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# er ...
centre for disease control?

I'm being thick, aren't I?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# crudely-drawn cock
(usually magenta, three hairs per ball)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Ah, in that case ...
Yes. Yes it is.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# do you mean that small island that is about to get chomped by the pterodactyl?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# do you mean that pterodactyl that's about to be grabbed by a polar bear?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Hah!
Oh yeah. Guess I should have probably used a reference, eh? Ah well.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:51, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:00, archived)
# ...
I love you also.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
# GHOST BRONTOSAURS ARE BUGGERING LITTLE NAKED MAN
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Atlas't you return!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# ...
*politely claps*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# ...feeling morocco?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Kitzkrieg!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)
# TO WAR...!!!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I love this


(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# awe
shudda animated mine!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Tanked up and looking for trouble!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:33, archived)
# They need to stapon thier helmets!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# They're tanking along....
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Tanks for the bumpy ride !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# ATAAAAAAACK!!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Looks like his coil springs have gone


(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Dogs Of Wore !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I must now listen to the Black Sabbath song, followed by Pink Floyd's.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Choice !
Ed : Just looked up Dogs Of War on Spotify . . . there are many many many of them ♪
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha, they don't like it up 'em!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Don't tell them
your name Pike!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
# That cat has the purfect expression
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
#
cat dog

Edit: oh bugger
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Haha... love the dog...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# No, it's not just a bowl of water!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Less filling !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# The moist way to start the day.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Stay highdrated !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# couldn't resist
sorry
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Bran in . . . bran out . . .
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# The official tripple....!!!.. I'v used it myself....
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Plop
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25, archived)
# That's why they are called Kel Logs..!!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# They're just like frosties if you stick them in the freezer...!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Excellent!
Can I offer you a job in our marketing dept?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# As long as I get my own stappler, I'm in...!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Dunno about that,
but you do get use of the office paper clip every second Wednesday.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Yay and done....
Send me your bank details so I can get my wage account set up....!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Hang on, this address you've given me's in Nigeria!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I'm begging your honest trust in this matter in hand....
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Arf!
:D:D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha ffs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Low fat, leaded or unleaded.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# boating or fishing allowed?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Water fantastic breakfast!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
the face alone does it for me
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Haha :')
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Somebody step on a duck ?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# "Now I know why tigers eat their young!"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# "you two--get a room. you two (fat asses)--get a warehouse"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# It's a rough crowd !
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Still gets no respect . . .
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# you're alright kid !!!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# remember this b-wagon?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# On a related theme
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)

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