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[challenge entry] Seemed funnier in my head
I guess my head is not actually funny
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# A LOT more entertaining than the show.
Then again, being bumraped with a splintered broomstick would be more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Bafta judges aren't with you on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Admittedly
I've agreed with most of the BAFTA's decisions.

At least Geordie Shore wasn't nominated. Fuckin' hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Don't for an instant think I'm defending the show.
It's utter pig-swill, made by degenerates for degenerates.

Phil Redmond should be ashamed of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oh no I wasn't implying that!
I imagine you're far better than to watch that pile of horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I listen to the Archers, for my sins
We all bear our own personal damnations ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# *hides certain anthropomorphic folder*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I'm starting to get into The Archers.
I'm going to have to go out and do some class A's and stay up all night because otherwise it's the cardigan and slippers for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# R4,
AND class A's can be a dangerous combination
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# That's cos BAFTA stands for
Broomsticks Are Fun Taken Anally
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# *b'dum tsch!*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# bum stitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Well, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Smart :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I imagine it would,
would wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Another bullet I've successfully managed to dodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Never watched it
but I like your font work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I want to see her vajazzle and judge for myself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# But the A6 goes from Derby to Stockport!
/pseudoconfused blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# It currently runs from Luton in Bedfordshire to Carlisle in Cumbria
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Now that's a handy road!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# imagine how shit life was in Luton before the A6
and in an equal measure how much happier it was in Cumbria
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I dunno
have you ever been to Carlisle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# only via the A6
and it was shit, before the A6 it was a happy place with clowns and rainbows
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# yes,
via Buxton. I used to live on that road (classy) but couldnt get a good enough google maps pic so went with paper sizes.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Can't beat a nice family film.

Inspired by Paul P's pic below, whether he thinks that's a good thing or not is another thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# *bolks*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# shopped images only
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hope someone gets this...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# why is this not yet on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# girls bodies do the FUNNIEST things
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# ALL ABOARD THE 815 TO FUCKING MARS!!!!!!!!!!111111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I believe you see Sharon Stones beaver in this film
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# *shudder*
This seams like an adequate response



(from the days when I had a shite monitor)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# he loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# There were two lads from Rotherham,
Born with 'taches (but that didn't bother 'em).
Their mum was so proud,
'Cos they stood out in a crowd.
Alas, she never did smother 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# 'ave a butchers at this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# NSFA
www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/basicinstincteastenderspart2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# oh god why did I click that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Oh God, why did I click that link when it was already purple?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# like a dropped cornish pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Just to clarify, am not making light of the atrocity in Norway
Just of him being a fucking mental.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Julian Assange's evil brother?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# What, you mean he wasn't evil?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Nah...
Jamie Oliver's Scandinavian Cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# How come Christians going apeshit gets the insanity vote?
but Muslims get Guantanamo Bay?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# that sounds like terrorist talk to me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Ah no, you missunderstood
Didnt say he was mental, said he was a mental. I dont diferentiate between races, religions or colours. They are all fucking mental although am not saying medically insane.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I was refering to the news, his lawyer the other day said he was going to plead insanity to get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# That wouldn't mean
he would get away with it. Norways laws maximum sentence no matter what is 21years. Insanity means he can be committed for life for being a LOONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# plus renewal once every five years if the judge deems the crime serious enough
i think we can guarantee that this crime will be deemed serious enough
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# And to be fair on the muslim bombers
It is quite hard to plead anything when different parts of yourself are scattered around a crowded marketplace. If your that way inclined why have you as the first person that dies,
I would've thought you would want to 'see your work' however such a nasty thought that is.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Insanity in such a case would a be fair plea - after they could claim they totally went to pieces
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah I've been wondering...
if he was a Muslim, the media would definitely be calling him a "Muslim Extremist", so how come he's not being called a "Christian Extremist".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You know full well why.
Because muslims is forrins and therefore barbaric, vicious darkies, whereas good clean god-fearing white people just occassionally go nuts, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I knocked up this awful effort after I heard the news
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Apropos of nothing...
...I made these today.

Click for a better view.
^^ Click for a better view.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# where's my hammer?

and WOO! very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hulk and Galactus on the same page?
You are soooo getting clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# that is rather awesome!! *clicky!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# TAstefully Ace
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# After saying a while back
I had a bit of super hero fatigue... I REALLY want to see Captain America
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# watched that last night!
and it is really good. If you liked The Rocketeer (also by Joe Johnston), you'll have a blast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# They are lovely...
* I hope nothing sexy happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Oooooh vurrrrrr nice!
Shuriken!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# very nice
still not seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# You probably should.
It's on the list for this year's Horror-Thon, in case you don't manage to see it between now and October..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Horror-what-now?
I was excited until I saw the trailer.

Then I thought can I handle hearing kids talk like that for 90 minutes?
It's bad enough when I walk past them on the street
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# The Horror-Thon is an annual Hallowe'en filmfest at mine.
It's usually quite a messy affair.

I'd recommend "Attack The Block" to anyone that enjoys movies.
I'd also be quite surprised if anyone genuinely disliked it - there's much to admire about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Awesome!
That'd look great on a T-Shirt, and yeah / definitely want to see it.
(CjR Mix, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# excellent
not seen, but do want
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Well worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# MOre than a lot
wonderful =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Saw it at Somerset House on saturday.
He came out to introduce it too!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Awesome venue.
Did you enjoy the film?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# bear enjoyed it blud, swear down.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Trust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# ning b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# RISole?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# heh heh heh!
this is not the first time you've tinkled my funny bone tonight
i feel at least one of us should be getting paid for it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Which epsiode is this?
I can't remember one where they're both dressed in yellow!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# robot wars
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# *makes note to dig out DVD upon returning to Cats Lair*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I had that pig mug, might still have it somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# What's it say?
I keep watching this gif and I can't make it out
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# How's that for a slice of fried gold?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Nice outfit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I bet no-one remembers this story...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# And I that I knew, was, the hole in my shoe, which was letting in water
Letting in water
LET-TING IN WA-A-TER ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# 2nd animated gif I ever made..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Olay?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] FLAMETHROWEEEEEER, FLAMETHROWEE-E-E-E-E-E-ER etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# This needed to happen twelve months ago!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha...excellent target choice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Go compare man is Ghost Rider lite
He does the flaming head thing, he just needs a kickstart
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Ah, if only..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# No Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i was looking at the set pictures from the dark knight rises
and there's something about bane's mask that i can't quite put my finger on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hhahahaah
But if you ask me, Bane is a shit character who looks even worse in this getup, like the love child of an old 70s action man toy and Alien.
Should have gone with the Riddler Mr Nolan.
Even Batman can't help laughing at how stupid he looks img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110801/640/morning_picdump_5_640_51.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I was thinking the love child of B.A. Baracus and the predator.
I agree about the Riddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# senor auto-hate strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# surely I'd have put "should have gone with the inevitably shit Riddler, Mr Crap movie Nolan"
if I were this person you imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# i think bane is a good character, the original vengance of bane one shot comic was great
and the knightfall series after it was quite good.

i agree that a complex intelligent character like the riddler would ahvhe added a different edge to the film, but i'm going to wait to see what happens witht he final film.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Bane also seems like a good baddy-name for shouting in exasperation.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

A bit like Khan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# can't wait for the arkham city game...just for the riddler :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
can't really don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ace
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think after the Dark Knight, the new film is going to disappoint a lot of people...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# But, it could still end up being one of the best trilogies ever made!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# what, better than the Matrix trilogy? Nothing is ever going to beat that... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Matrix... trilogy?
You've lost me.
I remember there only being ONE Matrix film, and nothing you tell me can convince me otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I have a similar issue - there are only three Indy Jones films....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# haha yuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# is Batman having a laugh
etc
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Is it the goatse angle?

Gold ring present and almost correct...
(Twangy Rubber, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Hello Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Open the pod bay doors
and place your hands on the parabolic antenna.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# i spent fucking ages on this

then realised you can't see ANY of the details
edited - so at least you can see something, if you put your face right up to the monitor
and stare until your eyes bleed. GO ON, STARE AT IT!
STARE AT IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# WEDGIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# i was thinking of redoing one my earliest PS jobs, Street Hawking
So i was looking for some pics to use
i found this
izit.org/images/stephen-hawkin
it is 100% NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I have no idea.
But it's awesome in any case :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# 0_O
That really is NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# What a twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# arf....PINK?.........at least he didn't do a "Melvin" on him
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# 30 minutes dinner is not enough to produce anything decent
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# have some weetablix then

i remembered what i was going to do with the weetabix box
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# did that say "diner" a minute a go?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# nope
no really it didn't no ninja edits this time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# hmmm.... ok then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)
# "anything descent"???
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# only jam roly polies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Sexeh!
My Mrs was on the train earlier with the youngest daughter. A passenger asked how old she was and Mrs replied "three-and-a-half". The guy then went on to explain he had three young children, but after the youngest was born, his wife decided she was a lesbian afterall and left him. The now somewhat nervous Mrs listened to the rest of his tale of woe and then he got up to leave at his stop. Our daugher then shouted "Have a nice gay! Ha ha ha! I said 'gay instead of 'day' Ha ha ha!"
I wouldn't be surprised if the poor sod topped himself after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# kids are brutal
but a constant source of entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# She didn't mean to
She was just amused by her mistake, but it couldn't have come at a worse point...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# a war film was on at weekend when my son turned to my wife and asked what it was like living in the war
we are both in our thirtys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ah ha ha!
I get that sort of thing from the oldest, but she's deliberately winding us up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# at least it wasn't one of the period dramas the wife likes to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# We had a plumber round the other day
my son, he's three and a half, said to his mum "he looks like grandad".
He didn't.
mum asked why, so he said, right in front of the guy, "because he's got grey hair and is really fat"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# You may like this, then:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# He could play a mean grand piano with that
Or even piani.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# *stands to attention*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# My kids got this with some silly board game.
I have adapted it for use by parents.
it' a bit early but fuck it
I'm taking its advice right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Getting stowed, eh?
*puts in locker*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# too much booze at 8am.
my handwriting is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Ahh, an early breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# 'Weep' is my usual default at the moment.
However, work was lightened up by a little pranking. A chap in the office had a periodic table up on the wall which was stolen. The replacement was also stolen and ended up on my desk. I decided to make and print a somewhat different version...
original (290 kb)
new (290 kb)

I swapped a few around, replaced some entirely, added a new one and the lanthanides have a special message for him. We reckon it'll take at least a month for him to spot it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Hahah
that's very wrong.. Fu Ck Yo U Jo Hn is classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha! I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# 'for use by parents'
I don't think breaking the law is a particularly good example to set to children.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Its self defence
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# You're taking drugs right now, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# i know i'm a bit late with this

i can't remember what i was originally going to do with the weetabix pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Substitute milk for gravy and you're on to a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# it could be man milk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I'll just have a tea, thanks.
*pushes plate away*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# do you take milk and sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Black and one, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I'll get one of the work experience kids to brew up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# but..... you can't have gravy with breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Delicious meatabix!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Are you sure? Look again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Have you seen this peer of the realm?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Ah, my favourite cold-blooded blue bood.
I wonder how the weather is in South America, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Have you seen this racehorse?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I just fired up MSPaint to do that....
* You have just save an hour of my life, thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# The recursive's were out in force, last night.
I was surprised it hadn't already been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# was this your card?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Holy Shuddering Fuck!

"I FUCKING LOVE QUEENS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# there are specialist bars you can go to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Let's start a war, start a nuclear war.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# 8D
Top marks, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I'll be taking a one way ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Another post from my iPhone
So apologies for any mistakes. Back home later today.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# low key indeed =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)

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