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meh

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LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)

oof!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)

that number 2 has some rather droopy boobs.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)

pale too!

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LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)

theyre how i imagine gollum's moms tits to look.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

pretending not to know, y'ar

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LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)

haha! Spang!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)

Happy b3taday to you

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)

holy crap--9 yrs almost makes you a founding father

congrats on longevity!

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LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

arf

789

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FIEND, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)

arrrOOF :)

and I thought it was 6 7 8

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LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

Hang on...

Those shoes are a bit casual for a suit aren't they?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)

those? eh?

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LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)

dem shoes looks like shit kickers and not wingtips ...boah!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)

don't kill the messenger

I just brung 'em along with the sauce ;p

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LS18, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)

HOGIS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

Wow hogistastic!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)

wee hogis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)

As you is a Spotify user, you may like this

www.b3ta.com/links/Help_the_labels_who_has_lost_stock_due_to_the_SONY_PIAS_fire

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)

Not heard this one in a good long time :D

spotify:track:6DPgTe3yBSxSI0J3MNdLT4 (Flowers Of Romance by Public Image Limited)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)

oh you

I cannae launch that mogis at the mo.

Butt check oot
youtu.be/WybSSagVvoU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBr5JKSuks

tatty byes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)

How exactly can we help?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)

By purchasing tracks on there I guess.

Or by sending them a hogis cake.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)

will have to be hogis cake for the moment

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)

I would play this until my thumbs bled.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)

Hogis!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)

I fucking love Hogis!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)

hogis for breakfast, hogis for tea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)

Weel are ye wordy o' a grace

as lang's my arm.

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)

SWEET HOGIS COMBO!

How the fuck did you delete Mario?

Previously on Hogis PI
www.b3ta.com/board/10508228

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

mario ain't deleted, you can see bits of him sticking out. but if you wanted to, you could use the clone brush on each frame, but it would look messy at this bits when he goes past the bushes, also a tad tedious.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)

well it's a prime hogis jape

now I is back to studying

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)

studying hogis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)

it's a lifestyle choice

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H_nUIvpdzE

hogis.org/

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

the second link

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAAAAAAAA

Hogi's Family - Trailer (Langversion)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HMaBVgvLC4

LANGVERSION MP4. UBER ZEE UPLOAD BITTE!

Ja, Danke.

Tatty Schenueknenzee

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)

Hahaha praise hogis!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHA

Hripsime Hakobyan-Hogis

cHORUS: HOGIS, HOGIS, HOOGIS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-hsGfwHQ0s

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)

Looks like Hogis means something important in Armenian

as does "shat"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)

Eureka!

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D5%B0%D5%B8%D5%A3%D5%AB
and "shat" apparently means very, or much/many

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)

Ha ha! Fuck!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)

I like Hogis but

is he pronounced like "Hovis" or is it "Hog-iss"?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)

first one

Hovhannes Babakhanyan "Hambere hogis" 2002

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C5V3tYcDVw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

oh sweet merry hell yes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)

I dun a crayon.

Needs refining, perspective, colour balance and proportion; but apart from that is getting there. Bigger on my profile because I can't do CFB. If anyone knows how, feel free but don't try to teach me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

yes you did

and her shoes are making me jealous

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

I'm jealous of the AT-AT

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

yes, but i'm female

shoes will ALWAYS win.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

the shoes took ages to draw; the most important part of the pic!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

i was very pleased with myself on friday night

managed to get hammered whilst wearing 6-inch red wedgies and didn't so much as stumble :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

Friday night

I stumbled in trainers :D

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

i know the feeling

i can fall over in slippers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

me too

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

i had a VERY good night ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)

me too

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

I wish I could wear high heels but I'm too tall

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

i can't wear proper high heels

i can't walk in them at all. wedgies are all i can manage because they're solid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)

I could possibly manage to wear high heels but mostly I wear flat shoes and my work shoes are horrible just horrible

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

i'm a size 8 with grecian feet

if i wear open-toe shoes, i look like an eagle trying to grasp a branch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)

Being tall I too have size 8 feet which is why my work shoes look horrendous

however we are not allowed to wear our own shoes damn restrictions

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)

that's terrible!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)

tell me about it - not even a decent pair of Doc Martins which I love to wear

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)

stage a protest

and tell them they're denying you your rights. if you can claim they're being sexist, you're bound to win.

not that i'm advocating playing the sexism card, of couse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

They don't care there is only about a dozen women drivers

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)

My biggest problem is being in between two sizes

Size 6s tend to be too tight and give me blisters, and size 7s are like flip flops.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

Same problem with the work shoes

which makes my problem even worse it's like I'm wearing clown shoes!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

Good for stomping on belligerent passengers!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)

does my head in finding shoes

i went shopping on thursday, got 6 outfits in less than half an hour. took me over an hour to find a pair of shoes, which have given me massive weeping blisters and have now gone in the bin :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

Gah shoes! I love them and they hate me

what I'd really love to get is a nice pair of black ninja shoes I think they would be really comfortable and super cool

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

I find if the ones that hurt at first end up becoming the most comfortable

While the ones that feel comfy in the shop end up being really uncomfortable if you wear them for more than an hour or so.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

I'm a seven,

and in heels can top 6'. Side on i look like a golf club with boobs.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

i was 5"5

now i'm 5"3. my mum has shrunk down to 4"11, which worries me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)

Reminds me of the Spike Milligan Hitler my part in his downfall quote:

"Mother was a wonderful little woman and getting smaller all the time"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

pfff!

fuck it, i'm off to drink schnapps and watch dusk till dawn.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)

'night!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

night night Smashy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

BEST BOOKS EVA

No seriously, best books ever. There were about 7 in all, and i loved watching how his style changed.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

I've got somewhere his "as told by" versions of classic stories

The Black Beauty one is fantastic. There's a poem in there about a horse kicking someone in the balls "Each one swelled up to the size of a marrow/He had to wheel them round in a barrow"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

I love all his work.

The silly verses, the goon stuff. But his life story, told in his way, is about as good as it gets. You feel like you know him.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

My dad's got all the biographies

And now you mention it I might borrow them next time I go over

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

haha I used to have that problem but now I have a busdrivers' stomach too

or drivers' airbag as they call it

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)

this is good

real good

edit sorry teef anim on way :)

:(

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

This is one of your best

The pose is really dynamic, looks like you're in mid-turn-and-shoot

And the robot camel is a nice touch ;)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

I like to think i'm getting better

I only started drawing when I gave up singing, so a lot of catching up to do.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)

You are certainly very good at it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

You are very kind,

thank you. I can see a million improvements needed!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)

nice picture

one of these days i'll make a feckin video for you explaining how to cfb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)

And

I'll still get it wrong!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

lovely, but if you don't mind me asking

and I really mean no badness by this, but why do you always draw yourself?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)

Who else

is mine to draw? Nobody else will stand still long enough Toastie.

EDIT: I did try drawing friends, with mixed results. If/when i get good at it I might try again.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

i thought she was fictional

you must get fed up with that stray hair eh?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)

well,

she IS fairly fictional. I use me for form and colour. I never get round to drawing all the wrinkles in.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)

Not wanting to disrupt your artistic flow,

just interesting especially when you see them all stacked up in your profile :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

well

you could always draw me to mess it around a bit ;)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

I wish I had the time

too busy snowed under with unpaid work :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)

I shall seriously

flonce if you don't zombie me within 6 months.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

there are people who have been waiting years :(

book 3 and 4 have been on hold for several years too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

Yeah,

But they don't sulk like i do.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)

Because she's hawt?

*fawns*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)

Is this a real actual drawing then and not a photoshop..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)

The Star Wars thing

is shopped in, although drawn over etc. the rest is drawn, but using Photoshop. so yes and no, and no and yes.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)

yes no maybe can you repeat the question...!! (Song lyrics)...

I get what you mean :-)

I was wondering if it was done on real media, paper, board, pencil, and paint ect..!

Tis very nicely done, and nicely polished.... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

LEGGINGS LEGGINGS LEGGINGS.... DO YOU HEAR...!!!! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)

how the FUCK do you know i'm wearing leggings???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

I'll tell you if you let me know which is the best salad cream?

I'v not found one I prefer more than Heinz

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)

There is nothing better - the only salad cream worth touching is Heinz.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)

I agree... but smashy was saying she'd found better ther other day...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)

SMASH LIES!!!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

i like heinz, but it's a bit too vinegary for me

vita d'or from lidl is like the perfect mix of salad cream and mayonnaise, creamy and tangy without being too much of either.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)

And what can I hear Harry Hill saying?

I shall pick a bottle up when I go past a lidl...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

even if you don't like it

it's only about 88p and it's quite a big bottle.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)

Thinking about it....

I'v got a mate that only shops at Lidl, refuses point blank to go to any of the big 4 or Aldi..... I'll try it round his house..

Shower time for me ... nighty night...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)

I actually use

photoshop 5.0 Limited Edition. It was given to me at work as a freebe. I thought Limited Edition was like you get in a car, a few fancy features... but no. It means the Edition is Limited. It is like Paint wearing a posh frock.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

Yes I'v seen you say so before, I thought you'd diversified into real medium though..

From what was being said... making me jealous of your skills... powerful jedi you have become ect ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

so no, it's not a crayon drawing, any more than this is

(this is the crayon brush in the Windows 7 version of Paint, if I recall)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)

Superb SG

I think the prespective is fine looks like the at-at is coming up over a hill - you have the higher ground so you have the advantage ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

I'm very flattered

to be getting praise from what i consider some seriously talented people. Thank you.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)

I'm more 'not-paying-attention-in-class' talented than seriously talented

Oh look a birdie just flew past the window!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)

I'm still grateful

how you lifted 'Starship Trooper'. When I get the time, i'll be back for more...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)

Anything you need I'll see what I can do just send me a gaz.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)

Rules are rules:

for the record. Sing along. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5Vtjss2UY

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

What she said x2 :)

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)

Hello you.

do some bloody work.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)

Really very good, despite STAR WARS!!!

One of your best, Tory Girl ;p

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4Q just lurking, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

Gun seems unneccesary given how tiny the AT-AT is

You could just stomp on it with your heels.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)

Insert Father Ted Quote here

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)

"A PAIR OF FECKING WOMEN'S KNICKERS"

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)

sexeh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)

Vnice:)

(herman:D, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)

Celebrity TOAFs

When I see a heavily balding man, I sometimes get this urge to write something on their forehead.

Yes, yes. I'll try and do something proper tomorrow.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

EEEP!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

Holy shuddering fuck.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

dr. hall is looking at you

and john lithgow is wearing rouge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)

it's more likely to be bloooooooooooooooooood

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)

i dunno

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)

That massive long ski on his left foot makes him go like the clappers...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

pffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)

he seems to have shat a monitor

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)

that's the umbilical

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

cut it, don't tug it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)

THUG it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)

violent, yet acceptable

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)

And he's trying to work the rest of it free by scissoring his legs

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)

that'll never work

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)

Was there a recent deletion in the force?

anyway, have a RPS

Found this in an Omaha hotel men's room - no idea what it is about.

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tubaman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

yes there was

either due to lolracism or me talking about my arse kazoo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

Reminds me of Bill the Butcher.

Which is a Good Thing.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)

An organic meat shop

in Washington State?

oh, you must be thinking of the boxer/political activist...

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tubaman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)

I was specifically thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis' depiction, but yes.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)

Went on a road trip a couple of weeks ago.

Saw some great response grafitti:

"JESUS IS THE WAY"
and underneath someone had written
"...says the vandal"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)

Hahaha!

They were Christians

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)

Possibly...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)

Was this before or after

you painted a graffiti on the wall of a Omaha hotel men's room?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)

Actually I'm tempted to search around Omaha until I find this

and write "U FILTAD" underneath it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)

Haha..... Take a stipple brush and add noise.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

Hahaha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

If they haven't removed it

10220 Regency Circle, Omaha, NE in the lobby near the hotel restaurant.

(

tubaman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

best one ever

"my mother made me a homosexual"
and underneath it
"if i give her the wool, will she make me one?"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

some kids spray painted the slayer song name "jesus saves" near where i live

you'd expect a middle-aged women to clean it up, but instead my mother spray painted "in the a.i.b." (allied irish bank) underneath it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

in my day

it was "with the woolwich"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

and in mine...

..."Keegan scores on the rebound."

(

TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)

pfff

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

I've no idea either

so that's two of us

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)

Lemmy?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)

If it is.... that barber is going to get a kicking...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)

Unhappy ghost is bent double

in front of giant Roger Lloyd Pack's face.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)

Had to google Roger Lloyd Pack

and yes it does look uncannily like him.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)

*looks again*

fuck, you're right!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

Good call!

(seamless)

(

tubaman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)

looks like a harry potter* villain

*yes, i know he was in harry potter, but he wasn't really a villain

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

Lemmy had a haircut?

(

Shlvng, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)

I'll let you know in November..... I'm off to see Motorhead then...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)

*jealouses*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

They're commimg to your doorstep....

www.imotorhead.com/tour.cfm

And they're being surpported by UK Subs and Anti nowhere league...!!

If you've never seen them... I say there are a must for everyong to see at least once...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)

0_0

I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)

You'll get a pair of bloody leggings and appreciate them...!!!

THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL GET.... LEGGINGS DO YOU HEAR ME...!! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

I GOT THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!

nice black crushed velvet ones.
and an iron.
i've lived on my own for 12 years and never had an iron before, you'd think my mum would take the hint.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)

I thought it was for easter... when everyone else got a chocolate egg...!!

www.b3ta.com/board/10401906

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

i hate people getting gifts for easter

easter is for eggs, dammit!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)

You'll just have to tell them straight....

That you demand a motorhead ticket ;-

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

my sister will get me one, hopefully

the sister with the good job and 3-storey town house, not the one with 3 ki8ds and no cash.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)

She'll get you a pair of leggings from pound stretcher. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

Good morro sir may I asist you.

(Frogcloset (noun), Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)

That baton is going to places no other baton has gone before

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)

So it'll become a Baton Rouge...?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)

Baton Brune

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)

he's going to assist him right up the ringpiece with that stick

fuck, i haven't been this bored on a sunday since i was young enough to have to go to school on the monday morning

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)

while you're not busy then

look this (RPS) over and tell me if you think it is real or shopped. The expressions together caught my eye :)

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)

not sure if it's 'shopped

looks like an empathy reaction to seeing the crouched bloke get whacked in the spuds with a golf ball

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)

or if the one in the back was to the right more

could be reaching mutual climax

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)

nah, he looks too casual for that

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)

ok thanks!

*it pays to get the advice of experts on these matters*

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)

you know what they say

if you need to know, ask a pro

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)

you insensitive cunt -- my brother died this way

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)

and none too soon, they say

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)

you insensitive cunt - mine's still alive

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)

Shouldn't

have sat on a baseball bat then should he?

(

..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)

in preload?

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)

quick...cancel the download

bound to contain a virus!

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)

ebola, hopefully

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)

Ctrl+Alt+Del

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)

Headache? Tense, nervous headache?

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)

hahahaha

this is superb :D

(

FIEND, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)

thanks--I'm in a preload mood today

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)

The arrest of Chancellor Palpatine...

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)

...

You can see them better at the click.

It doesn't fall under 'future law enforcement' as SW is set 'a long time ago'. But you already knew that.

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)

it's impossible to take these cute little buggers seriously

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)

"Kit Fisto" is the unintentionally funniest name ever, I think.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

there was a lad in my school called Ben Downe

poor fucker

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)

Someone at my school named

Nicholas Hawes

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)

pffff

you've got to question the parents' sanity in these cases

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)

I like these....

Doesn't mention anything about lightsabers ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)

Thank you.

And I should hope not, since I gave Mace his Electrum saber and everything :p

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

Haha.. you know more about them than I do now ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)

when I grow up I wanna drive a Policepod

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)

let's hope they've got landing gear by then! :)

(

LS18, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)

hehehe

Awsome.

(Testicles just for you, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)

"He sees things before they happen...

...it's a Police trait. I'd like to take him to Hendon and train him in the ways of The Force".

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)

ahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa you're a legend EWC

*clicked*

(

FIEND, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)

Nice.

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)

I'm surprised his hat hasn't blown off

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)

Nee nar nee nar..... I can remember the police using minis

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)

I remember them using morris minors

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)

Han should never have given Chewie that ladyshave for his birthday.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)

with a face like that

it's no wonder Han "shot" first....

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

Top teefery.

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)

yes, yes they are, and the ones on the bottom that you can barely see are the bottom teefery

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)

I love these.

(

Shlvng, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)

I leave- riots start and now I'm back from Amsterdam

Click for bigger (264 kb)

Thumbs up to anyone who can spot me- it's kinda tricky since I'm not leaning onto anything this time

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)

is that you

with the red top and massive chebs?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)

You're the guy in clothes, next to that other person.

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)

You're the one with the shoes

And the pulse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)

dead centre, beige combats, leather jacket.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)

Are you in the window on the top floor of the left turret?

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)

is this facebook or something?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)

wait it isnt?

is this /talk?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)

This is not satire.

(

giant_squid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)

R to the motherfucking IS

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)

It's a rubbish joke about David Starkey.

Does that help?

(

giant_squid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)

Who's david starkey?

*engoogles*
Ah, now i understand.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)

He used to drive round in a red Ford Gran Tourino fighting crime.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)

say what you like

but the monarchy series was rather good

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)

I will say what I like

He always does.

(

giant_squid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

true

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)

Bindun?

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)

I bet she has

in every hole

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)

i've dun

and so's my wife

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)

It has been now.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)

As it's my Candle day I decided to head down an underground bunker with Candles

Click for flickr with the rest of the pics

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)

happy candles and I hope they weren't walling you in that picture?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)

It's all bricked up, people were walking past as I took my time lighting 30 tea light candles XD

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)

just realise they are 8 hour candles and I set them at 3:30ish

they should be visible tonight as people drive down the road

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)

~~people~~ fire engines

(

4Q just lurking, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)

CANDLES!

dodge hill aicmfp

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)

gotta love Dodge hill

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)

GIRLS, FAST CARS, SPEEDBOATS!

Its all going to be mine!

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)

where's the

'hole' in?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)

Nice sig

bastard
(goes to youtube)

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)

Happy b3taday!

and pretty piccy

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)

HAPPY CANDLES PAUL_P

_CAKE

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)

:D ty WB

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)

Nice pics

and happy candlemas.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)

happy candles:D YaY to the bunker

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)

Heading down the bunker on b3ta

it's unheard of ;)

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY PAUL P :D

(

FIEND, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)

i never get bored of seeing this

that bit where he hit the windowframe must have hurt like a mofo.

Whats it from?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)

I was thinking that too

He seem to hit something with his left shoulder which spins him as he defenestrates

(

Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)

that's fucking brilliant

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)

happy candles

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)

Yay... happy candles.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)

Happy B3taday, Paul.

Unexpected Bertie Bassett sends his wishes..

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)

haha... I though this....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)

I think Fozzie might just win this round..

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)

jelly baby goes to the doctors.....

"Doctor doctor" he says.... "I think I may have HIV"....

"Don't be daft" says the doctor.... "that's imposible... you can't have HIV... you're only a jelly baby"....

"I might have" says the jelly baby "I'v been shagging alsorts...!!"

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)

A paper bag isn't feeling too well, so decides to go and see the doctor.

After running numerous tests, the doctor tells the paper bag he has AIDs.
"AIDs?" says the paper bag, "But how is that possible, doctor? I've never slept around, and have always used a condom."
"Have you ever shared a needle or had a blood transfusion?" asks the doctor.
"No. No drugs, and I've never even been ill until now." replies the paper bag.
The doctor frowns, rubs his temple, then looks up. "Then it's quite possible your Mother was a carrier."

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)

Bad um tish :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)

Silly Sunday stuff

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)

"What new flannery is this?"

:D w/y/h/p/k

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)

Sequel to this?

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)

It's always the Gayshift somewhere on Earth.

Right now, I imagine it's in Central Russia.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)

In central Russia

Freebase headswaps YOU

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)

In Soviet Russia...

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)

isnt that michael ironside?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)

Holy shit, now I can't unsee it.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)

see you at the party Richter

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)

this is one of the finest freebase gifs ever

actually, one of the finest gifs ever

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)

All seems in order here, but it would to me.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)

is it beer time:D

hadtodoit

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)

I'd have felt

let down if you hadn't! :)

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)

Thanks:D have a beer on me

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)

Ta.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)

Hello.

What is the source for this?

(Snowflake, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)

save me some o' that

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)

Share beer?

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)

bonkers!

woo yay and indeed hooplah

edit: Thanks for the Happy Candle wishes. Hadn't even realised when I logged in today. Blimey 9 years has gone quick.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)

candles!...:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)

^ CANDLES!

_CAKE

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)

Happy Candles!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)

Happy B3taday.

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)

PFFFT!!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)

wow!

where were these women when I was growing up

(

Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)

Take that bitch

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)

Arf! "Kaaaaaaaa-rat-ee Chop!"

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)

Silly Sunday stuff :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)

As good as a blade or your money back.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)

Ha-ha!

(

Captain Howdy, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)

The Conservative plan to fix up policing in good old Blighty.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)

I wonder if the tories consulted with James Dyson over this?

/geographyfail

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)

superfarce maybe?

only maybe though

(

blupp relaxes harder, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)

It's not even the privatisation that worries me,

but farming it out to people who wear their berets like that?

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)

I know

Shocking isn't it?

*consults mumsnet for policy and fashion ideas*

(

Octo I ruin everything., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)

I'm just saying it looks very amateurish.

Almost as bad as the US with their beret badges that can be seen from space.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)

Everyone knows caps look cooler.

Like M. Bison's.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)

Button Mushroom Hats are IN this Autumn, Darlin'

or a nice Super Mario Mushroom detail

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)

Yay Mushroom Hats:D

(herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)

feckin' ace

*click*

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)

Top Hattage!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)

..and we should bring back the birch for all of them!

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)

You speld

Koons wrong LOL

(

..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)

doh!

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/coon

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)

Or maybe not!

*secretly happy he don't know how to spell it*

(

..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)

Just pretend you ment

Jeff Koons the artist...he could be smashing up our shops with his inflatable works of art.

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)

I believe this would require photoshopping

although if you post it on Facebook saying Koons Smashing up Shops I think there would be a lot of negative replies ;)

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)

Until..

they all google "Koons" and see the inflatable error in their ways.

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)

Yes however Knee Jerk Reactionaries are by their nature

quick to judge, slow to change, impossible to persuade.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)

Oh they will change...

When Jeff Koons gets them with an inflatable rabbit.

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)

"an inflatable rabbit"

now you're gone and perked my interests

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)

Bunny of balloons from nonracist Koons

www.jeffkoons.com/site/index.html

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)

*wants*

although I'd expect he work would fetch a pretty penny or two

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)

Gene L Coon

would joke on the Star Trek set in that vein with Nichelle Nichols, coon with a coon sorta thing...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_L._Coon

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..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)

My first food shopping expedition in Australia turned up something.

I saw the packet of cheese and though "No, seriously? Fuck!" It was called Coon. Amazed, I mentioned it at work "Never knew cheese could be so racist." to which a colleague, just joining the conversation said "What, Cracker Barrel?"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)

haha

quality

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)

Haha! Nice!

All's fair in love and racism amongst friends I guess!

Shalroth recently told me a tale about his workmate, an Asian chappy working in IT with him, strained his thumb lifting an old PC, went to the first aid crew on site to get it looked at, and she tried to colour match his flesh tones with a brown bandage/splint thingummy, he said it looked like he had his thumb stuck up a turd and he said to her 'Oh just gimme a fucking non-PC white one FFS!'

Chortle!

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..wil, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)

We toyed with the idea of various skin-tones of plasters

with the brand name "Ethnoplast". Never did get round to it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)

Just saw this on Twitter:

I hear David Starkey's making meringues this morning, but he's having some trouble separating the whites

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revolution now 👊, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)

David Starkey isn't racist but

he just wants to make his meringue without thinking about racial stereotypes.

(Yog Sogoth, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)

says the man who loves aids being injected into this anus via a cock

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)

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