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[challenge entry] mr.dogshit suggested i do this variation of my earlier effort

so, you can blame him
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Watch out for the giant sugar ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# that's alright, he has sugar :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# THE SCONES WILL BE FOUND, DR. JONES, YOU WON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# you'd think that i'd get raiders' references, given the number of times i've seen it
i don't though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# he's such a wonderfully camp villain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# not this dude?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# he's just very silly and a bit creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# i wouldn't say camp though
is he?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# a bit, maybe
but mola ram was camper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# he seems to like to show a lot of nipple
so, agreed. camp!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# "You are in a position, UN-suitable to give bourbons!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# "Mola Ram! Prepare to drink cold tea - IN HELL!"
"Hold on tight lady, we goin for a brew".
"He no nuts, he thirsty".
etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Cakes.
Why did it have to be cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# because cakes are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# No time for brew, Dr Jones!
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# *kerlick!*
Excellent idea and execution!

...but mainly the idea I reckon :p
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] New Tetley campaign....
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# she's the biggest living nail in the lid of the coffin of lesbianism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# mmmmm.... lesbian coffins.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# better than lesbian seagulls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well, durr...
of course they are!

Apologies, in a very stupid mood hungover state this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# as i will be tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Fuck me, Redbush tea is horrible
and caffeine-free, so pointless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# "naturally caffiene free"
So it's not tea then, just some... red bush...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# And as our colonial cousins would put it:
"Tastes of Ass"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# well, i'm sure they'd be able to recognise the taste.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *has uncomfortable 'Human Centipede' flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# man, that was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# You!
*gropes*
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# *cops a feel*
Not too bad, tired as fuck due to mahoooosive project that is running out of control but hometime soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# so, it tastes like regular tea then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Burn the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *removes burning coat*
*stops, drops and rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I agree that redbush is horrible
but no-one in their right mind drinks tea for the caffeine do they? I'd need about 70 cups to equal my morning coffee caffeine content.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# It depends
Russian soldiers on the Afghan front used to, when they couldn't get enough heroin, boil down 80 bags or so into a single cup of viscious (and probably viscous) brown liquid

apparently it gives you one hell of a rush and is also highly addictive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# wasn't there some eyewash back in the day
about how a cup of tea actually had more caffeine in it than a cup of coffee. Can't quite recall.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# That is eyewash
Tea leaves have more caffeine by weight than coffee beans, but it takes more beans to make a cup of coffee, so coffee is (in most cases) stronger than tea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Also beans are heavier than leaves
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *notes down for future reference*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# tea is for home,
cause you cant get a decent cup on da streets
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# it's probably more wispy white these days
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Been a while since I was last here



Built in image hosting? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Herp derp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# been on 4chan?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Image hosting?
I'd never have guessed.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# suckas be thinkin' that they can fake this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# A-HA! This explains everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# it explains flying bins?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# damn
I thought it was self-explanatory. Og well, no jobs as a graphic artist for me

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ah, right
i'm not a fan of fast food, so all i really know about the place is that my nephews love it and it involves a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Could be anywhere really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I'm mesmerized
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ooooh - gradients!
That chrome gradient reminds me of the amiga days and DPaint
Ah, shit old HAM ramping...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# It reminds me of this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co7AtQu6myc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Sponsored by Viz this week's newsletter - the 15 year old me would be dumbstruck
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue495/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Nice
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# woo!!!
cheers rob!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Cheers, Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# FISCHGABEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# No SBP again.
Grim times.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Yaaaay
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# FISCHGABEL indeed!
Thanks Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
Cheers
(herman:D, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Ewww the distended forehead of our ginger führer
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry some unnecessary crudeness
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# YES!*
* contents may settle in transit
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ...mmmmm...whore...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Would That It Were,
would that it were.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# It turns out it is actually a word too
http://www.dictionarist.com/fischgabel
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# well, of course it's a word!
and poxy horselinking is never funnt, never has been, never will be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I reckon 'funnt' is crying out to be adopted as a new swearword.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Well he made me feel like a funnt
Been away for ages too, just trying to ease back in *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# sniffs as well
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Must be the links effect
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I'll put it back where it was then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# *sniffs*
A definite hint of the stables on that link, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Unnecessary crudeness?
I think you're in the wrong place for that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Crudeness is never unnecessary
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
i would
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# apologies in advance - busy week now at an end .... multiple beer lunch so i'll just be posting shite

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I'll up the ante:


www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Best headline ever.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
"The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Those wacky Scandinavians...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I think you'll find...
www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-chait/75833/headline-the-day
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I'm going with my first choice,
that one is a belter, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Haaha
That's almost a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, she couldn't handle the crisp, clean taste.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Disney does The elephant man
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# FUCK YES!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# i for one welcome our new testicle-browed overlords
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# *Dutch ovens*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# haha
where's the other one?

Remember, soup boils, soup spoils
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# BOILS!
It was all a setup for the cheap lisp gag I am afraid, I do love a stew as much as I love a soup mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I mean the other member of Broth
the soup comment was mere obfuscation!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] freepot
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# oh my days
No way is that shopped... Its... perfect...
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I think
you just had your mind blown all over yer trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# uncanny!
Where can i buy me one?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# that's very well done
Looks like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I always hear that name
as "Armoured-dinnerjacket"...I think it may just be me..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I always think his dry-cleaning has just been delivered.
"Mahmoud?" "Ah, me dinner jacket".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# oh no, in fact I almost wrote it like that
and had to google him to remember how to spell it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ^
This, very much so!

EDIT: Google 'Ahmadinejad teapot' and you'll see why.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Why the fuck...
...would anybody Google that? I'm going to be the first person to Google "konica knobrash kettle" and see if I get a randomeme also.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# his last name
is an anagram of
"me and a jihad"
..
...
..
well ... I laughed.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# There's nothing like a hot cup of tea after a brutal rowing competition.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# This would sit proudly on my kitchen table.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I would really really really like to own one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# You know that bit in the Matrix, where Neo says 'No' and stops all the bullets?
where Neo says 'No' and stops all the bullets?And time slows down and you can see the code?
That just happened on seeing this picture. You just broke the internet with that awesomeness.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Teabase
Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Thom 'FUCK' Yorke
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Hahah
Woo
(herman:D, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# it's not litter - it's nature
they grow


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Wooo!
Then when they're fully grown, people put them in boxes, sell them, people smoke them and their fag-spores get distributed on the wind! It all makes sense now. You should publish a paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I'm very sorry.

But if anyone can name all of these i'll be very impressed
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# i recognise all of them apart from the cartoon kid on the left and the guy with the helmet
Youre the best noob in ages, by the way. Please stay!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Is the guy with the helmet not actually disabled,
but Jon Tickle from Brainiac?

P.S. The 'other' cartoon one is from the old Burger King ads.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahah
no! but I like how you said Brainiac and not big brother, that's why here is good and everywhere else is bullocks... its not the tickle...

and yes... this guy ^^ wins a free opportunity to have a poo in my kettle for guessing wheels from the furburger king kids club.
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Well, fucked if I was aware of his 'debut'.
But maybe if Big Brother were sticking people into trolleys and inviting aero eng grads to strap rockets on it I might watch.
Or made better use of strippers and thermite...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# professor myang lee AKA rachel grant was fucking lush
Mildly NSFW
media.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/d/da/Rachel_Grant-babe-hot-skin-chicki-eyes_thumb_585x795.jpg
She also played a sexy masseuse / asassin in a bond film. Not NSFW
bondmovies.net/girls/rachel-grant1.jpg

I met her at a convention once, and i went bright red when i had my photo taken with her. She had rather generous cleavage on show.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Go on then, who was the nurse who'd bend tickle's arms backwards or something, for science?
Or the three with the thermite and the heatshrink shorts?
Enquiring minds* need to know.

*other organs are available
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# YES!
She made my wee wee chuck white piss everywhere, u lucky fucker
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# 'wheels' was his name? Hahaha
its like calling an amputee character 'stumps'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# haha!!
thanks very much!! I like it here!... I thought they'd be tough them two, i'm going to wait a bit and then reveal...
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You're not very sorry at all are you?
After your Wrong Trousers japery I sense a theme ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# foiled!! :D
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# TIMMEH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# What happens if we choose not to name them all?
What happens, eh?

ANSWER ME!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I'll crumble like a slice of smart price white bread being bothered by some cold hard butter.
and tell you the guy in the middle is rowan atkinson, off of the new johnny english film...
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] just stupid really
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *SPANG*
White man came...across the sea... he brought us pain... and lovely tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# the main confusion happened when everyone got their geographical 'indians' mixed up.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# He brewed us tea, which was drunk
he offered biccies, for us to dunk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I prefer socio-anarchic or communist tea.
Because proper tea is theft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# but sadly bindun
drats
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Oh, it has as well. But incorrectly.
Marx didn't say it, it was a French anarchist called Proudhon.
Marx actually refuted the assertion as a contradiction by pointing out that to define anything as theft pre-supposes the notion of property.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Good old Marx!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] More tea vicar..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ...RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Oh go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Ahhhhhh!
How dare I forget! By the way, smbrfr, your "tea, motherfucker" pic on your blog alerted me to the challenge and summoned me back here!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Excellent.
My work here is done. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I just wish I had more time to knock out an entry.
My temporary job involves lots o' drawing, so anything I do tends to go towards that. How's things, brains?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Not so bad, not so bad.
I'm a bit out of hummus of late, but mostly due to large amounts of work getting in the way of the real business of doing daft pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# AH HA HAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Classic
Lemme get out this oldie...

(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# you abusing your spider again?
/rubbish euphemisms blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Sip the warm treats from my spider, Waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# MR MAGIC TEA FINGERS :)
WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# RIS?
I think my pop-culture knowledge might be failing.
*edit: My memory gland has been lovingly tickled.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha! A triumphant return for MTFs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# adept mountie?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Haha
I for one would welcome a repost of the original Magic Tea Fingers!! Not only is it fooking mental, it'll help de-ris.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# HE RETURNS!!!
Far too long since Mr MTF last darkened our doorways!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
Mr Magic Tea Fingers made real!

FISCHGABEL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# FISCHGABEL
mit SCHMETTERLING
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
fucking splendid, i hope it's not going to be directed by tim burton.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
I wondered if anyone would notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hoorah!
I want to see someone do this for fancy dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Hey b3ta. Haven't posted in a while, hope you are all sane. Here is what my boredom has produced recently
(all in a single post way under 150k each to avoid knocking people off the bottom of the board, hope that's the done thing? it's been a while)




(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Top one needs more elephants and Discworld
Aside from that - woo!

With bonus points for considerate b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Good point.
I may have to do that
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha, that dog one made me laugh out loud

sanity: 71%
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# The tables are working then :)
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Love
the old lady =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)
# tres Gilliam...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Is that what his friends call him?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I like these all very much! 'specially the cool bear at the bottom!
WOO for you! Welcome back.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# All great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# SCHILDKROTEN
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# wussup bear dude
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Teavolution

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Clearly, putting tea pads in a coffee maker was a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# It's self-explanatory

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# The wonderful thing is, in an infinite universe, there is no reason why this could not be happening somewhere
And I rather hope it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# It is happening
Really :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# in an infinite universe
it's not only definitely happening
it's happening an infinite number of times, all the time.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# er.. too much drugs?
or not enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Well obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I'm glad you see it too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# That's rather special.
Just been trying to make an arts. Spent the last half-hour trying to get a fine brush stroke on a canvas sheet, but it kept coming up rough as bricklayer's dog. I got really pissed off with myself as I used to be albe to make fine strokes, but not this time. Gave up painting and then realised I had the wrong side of the sheet, the other being the much smoother side...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Brush? Paper?
What are these magical items of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I used to do a fair bit of painting,
able to get a whole picture done in an evening. Now, I've moved over to drawing and lost any paiting skill I had. The pencils are out now.
Failing that, I might have to go down the 'Fear. Pain. Anger. Aggression.' route.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I tried painting
but I soon realised that I was crap at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# the pig is trying to make the elephant fall off
fucking pig
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Pigs!
They can be right bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)
# And they wonder why we clip their wings off at birth...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# ah I understand what it is
a remake of King Kong, CGI Hollywood style
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Well aint this purdy
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# It is.

Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# dreamy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

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